What’s Anon Babble‘s thoughts on singer-songwriter John Moreland?

Haven't listened to him in a while but I remember him having some alright songs. Motherfucker needs to quit eating though.

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Someone should make a megafattycore chart with this guy, Dave Blunts, the Hawaiian guy, etc

Post Malone really let himself go

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I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly

Jelly Roll and Lizzo are S tier

Damn nice ukulele

Kek

spbp

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Postmates Malone

Most Provolone

Come on dude he should cut the crap asap and do something about that fat, fuck the singing and songwriting

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How do you even get so fat?

john morefood

John More land of the free

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LOLLL!!!! mines the best one, i win! /thread

you think he has to get a seatbelt extender for that guitar strap?

is that the lead singer of TAD?

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John More Lard

He needs More land to carry his fat ass

tattoo says “no heroes”

Cmon we know that’s not true, this dude prolly be eatin heroes all the time

When him and Dave Blunt gonna team up for a collaboration?

beat me to it
you're winner fren

needs Moreland to sit on

KEK

genuinely can't take obese musicians seriously

Very carefully

Obese and cocky, what a terrible combination

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more like Postprandial Malone amirite?