What is the final boss of jazz?
What is the final boss of jazz?
Not music
Albert Ayler
Getting anyone to care.
keep coping
Lol!
Naked City
NEIN! ANYZING NOT CLASSICAL UND POLKA IS NOT MUSIC! NO ONE CAN HAVE FUN LISTENING TO UZER GENRES!
Peter Brotzmann
giving up on searching for the most cacophonic sound and accepting that there's literally nothing wrong with 50's standards or kenny G
this is only a revelation to rockists
Name one good Kenny G song
Watch rockists list their noisy free fusion shit as if they believe there's anything complex and challenging about it. Oh wait there's at least three of them here already lmao.
He beat the final boss.
In a 2001 interview, in which he was asked which musician people might be most surprised to find he liked, Clinton replied: “Brötzmann, the tenor sax player. One of the greatest alive.”
Kurt Coltrane
I knew he liked jazz but didn't realize he liked the intense stuff, too. Very based.
Midnight motion performed live is a banger
NOOOOO WHERE ARE MUH HECKIN EMOTIONAL POWER CHORDS AND MUH REDUNDANT ROCK/POP TONALITY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
emotionless
Actually braindead
BRO NOISINESS EQUALS LE GOOD
BRO I CAN ONLY PROCESS EMOTIONS IF THE MUSIC IS LE HEAVY AND LE CHAOS
Anything outside the major/minor scale binary is apparently "emotionless" to scrubs who can't admit they're musically colorblind.
Duke Ellington
Oh my heckin theory!!!
He's like the first boss of jazz.
*ODER
Coltrane - Meditations
Django
returning to dixieland jazz and realizing it peaked there and then
probably some free improv shit that barely qualifies as jazz
The Nazis feared jazz so much they had to ban it lmao. Low-T weaklings.
probably John Zorn
Mahavishnu Orchestra if you are a guitar fag.
Great band but hardly the final boss of jazz guitar, that's something more like Ben Monder or Allan Holdsworth
I love John Zorn but your only saying this cause hes white
You may not like the truth, but numbers don't lie. Herbie's on tour by the way.
Neptunian Maximalism or King Gizzard
Clinton names patrician artists like Brotzmann, Obama listens to lame flavor of the month spotify playlist slop, Trump listens almost exclusively to gay coded 70s bands. America has fallen
Yet folks kept playing swing and jazz when party officials weren’t lurking about.
I know about the underground black market stuff, changes nothing
no I only said that because he is Jewish
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Allan Holdsworth
musician friend showed me this guy he's amazing