Why is this album so fucking comfy in November/December?

sorry I’m a hater this album is really fucking bad

Why?

I hate whiny pretend sadness like this

pretend sadness? its an entire album of genuine seethe over the fact that he cant fuck teenage groupies in public

it’s one of those albums people always recommend in emo threads and I just gave it a quick skim through. It just bothers me, it comes across as this fake pretentious impersonation of someone who pretends to be deep

you're a fucking faggot

struck a nerve huh

Sounds like you lack the emotional depth needed for this album to click. It’s ok though, you can still listen to Jacob Collier, Charlie XCX and other clowns. Perhaps they’re more your cup of tea.

tbqh I haven’t listened to any of those artists you listed even once

Why was it OK for the Beatles and Led Zepplin to fuck underage groupies? They're hailed as Gods

Who gives a fuck about what the musicians did in their personal lives? That’s up to the law and God to worry about. Shut up and enjoy the music FAGGOT.

it’s the best album ever desu

You may be right, but I don't even pay attention to the gay dramatic lyrics, I just like the sound of some of the songs.

What constitutes "pretend sadness"? It's an album about coping with death/mortality

Jesus Christ I'm not afraid to die, I'm a little scared of what comes after

He’s just being contrarian and gay.

I have never listened to this album even though I like the cover art.
I will never listen to it.

Why won’t you ever listen to it? What a stupid way to live your life.

It’s comfy no matter the time of year, but I’d say particularly in autumn and winter because of the themes of death throughout the album. Autumn is when everything is dying and winter is when everything is dead until spring. Also, the cover art looks autumnal: there are orange leaves on the upper right and everyone is in coats.

no idea what that is but the cover is kino

You're not missing out on anything. Except maybe a good laugh at how terrible it is and the plebs who praise it.

it might be the best album ever. no part of a song makes me nut harder than "WHERE YOU BEEEEEEN!?"

The faggotry in this thread, in any Brand New thread, is always through the roof. This band makes this board seethe like nothing else. Hope all of you that hate this album die an early death.

do people actually know what this album is? and have heard it? i thought everyone was just reacting to the cover
let me guess, some indie band

It's even worse than you would think. Truly among the most cringe, laughable music for homosexual people. (Not that there's anything wrong with having a sexual orientation other than straight)

Actually, I happen to be straight and I enjoy this album.

But I've definitely thought about being gay before.

I've had a lot of thoughts all these years about whether or not I'm actually straight.

When those thoughts were at their most intense was probably when I was listening to this album!

Hope all of you that hate this album die an early death.

Like Lacey's faggot tranny stepson?

Just like him, faggot. Did he fuck your girlfriend to warrant this much seethe? Kek

Samefag

t 17 years old

lmao you little queer

Hey, can the person I replied to help me out here?

Maybe indicate that we're different people?

I understand we all have the same name.

Anonymous.

But how do I know you're not the person I replied to, then?

How do I know who's anybody?

Stop typing like a faggot

derivative trash for kids with parental issues that couldn't be figured out due to emotional underdevelopment. basically if you like this album, you probably would suck off to any college emo scene that gets extinguished the moment allegations come to light.

The band really only caters to the kids who grew up rich, looking for a way to not seem like a yuppy, and most likely grew up in Michigan somewhere on the coast of the lake.

frankly the compositions are mid as fuck, especially for the era it came out in.

this album is actually ass.
Production is akin to any Joey Sturgis plug-in cranked to +6db, and enough sample replacement on drums that you might as well have programmed them. At least other bands could record decently and in the same room. This just seems like an album where every song starts with a 4/4 beat count in, or a dissonant open chord being strummed.

Ok.

I'll stop typing like a faggot.

Cause I'm straight.

I'm so fucking straight man.

Just a little late in figuring out I was straight, man.

Just cause I'm late in figuring out I was straight, doesn't make me gay, man.

I might have thought I might have been a little gay for a while, man, but that didn't make me any less straight when I figured it out!

And that's why I liked Brand New.

L for homophobia

Also yeah it's an album about coping with death and mortality.

Calling other people's sadness "pretend" is the way people avoid dealing with their own.

Which is often difficult to confront!

Consider getting over yourself before you run around being a jackass!

I want to make clear, I'm not homophobic.

I wasn't sure for a long time whether or not I was attracted to men.

But I won't use that word anymore on the internet.

I don't want it to hurt people who actually are gay.

My bad.

Retardation is running wild in this thread

Wild retard spotted!

Wild retard, can't read,

calling everyone else retarded,

spotted!

Let's get him guys!

You should get off of Anon Babble
You aren't changing anyone's mind
is either you or someone who is also a faggot

Actually, you don't know whose mind is getting changed and whose isn't.

Chances are, your mind isn't gonna get changed.

Because you're a dumb unfunny retard.

Who thinks my words are fucking you in the ass.

So maybe you should consider getting of Anon Babble.

Don't wanna get fucked in the ass by my words now, do you?

I meant to write,

So maybe you should consider

getting OFF* Anon Babble.

Sorry for the typo guys.

Don't want to give this dumb unfunny retard

the one bit of ammo he could still use.

man, just the way you type is unsightly.
you are gay.

W for homophobia

If it's so unsightly,

then maybe you ought to stop looking at it.

Now, we've been over this:

I'm not gay.

I wasn't sure if I was attracted to men for a while.

Turns out I'm not. :)

Now,

I might not be gay.

But you're certainly a dumb unfunny retard.

And if you'd like to see any more unsightly typing, you're welcome to respond.

Because I'd love to fuck you in the ass some more with my words.

Since you're a latent homosexual.

Good job.

You're really good at taking the script,

and flipping it around.

Really took some thought there I bet.

:)

i started listening to this album and really enjoyed it, but then realized i wasnt gay and havent listened to it since

That was actually my experience more or less.

The more sure I became that I was straight, the less I listened.

But I do think the lyrical themes are still relevant.

And I generally like the instrumentation.

I was emotionally underdeveloped, and listened to this album when I was.

But I didn't grow up rich.

A lot of kids have parental issues.

It sounds like you might have had a few too, if you express your sentiments about the music people like in such a hostile way on the internet. :)