23 Hours a Day edition
/metal/
first for djent
Not feeling the OP
Someone check in with the quiet kid in class. He about to snap
doing ragebait content as a woman is even easier than OF, you don't even have to be remotely attractive and you'll still attract a sizeable audience if you know basic SEO and talking points
even your threads are preferable to Ratthew's
MAKE
METAL
GAY
AGAIN
!
let the other thread die already you retards
200 stab wounds
BLASTANS???
schizo posting
posting women
pick one
New track from my mates band after 11 years of waiting.
Repulsion - Horrified
Lordi
or
Ghost?
The pulge
GWAR
YES
GWAR KICKS ASS
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
if this opened up at a dive bar gig I'd think they were the best local band ever
Any music as heavy as that?
They started out supporting my shit emo band at a dive bar in the mid 00s, they sounded like a plane taking off just shitty noise, they've come a long way.
I have grown tired of metal, with its grating cacophony and mindless aggression. I mean, seriously, who can stand the ear-splitting noise of Deathspell Omega or the pretentious chaos of Jute Gyte? It's as if people who listen to metal are content with drowning in this shallow pool of atonal nonsense. No, give me the refined, structured beauty of classical music any day. Composers like Mozart and Beethoven deliver a sonic experience that's as emotionally profound as it is intellectually satisfying.
Their compositions are a masterful balance of harmony and innovation, inviting the listener to truly appreciate and surrender to the sublime, almost divine order. It's like being cradled in the elegant, graceful embrace of sound—precise, deliberate, and exquisitely controlled. There's something deeply moving in the way the melodies flow and intertwine, a celestial dance that metal could never hope to emulate.
So, while you troglodytes might find solace in the crude, abrasive screams of so-called "metal" music, I'll be on /classical/, enveloped in the majestic, transcendent beauty of classical music, feeling every nuanced, resonant note in my very soul.
Matthew are you messing around on that website? I'm getting the LifeLock alerts again
Thanks for this announcement. I needed this today.
You could try haken or devin
why did you kill the rat Stephen
I don’t know
Megadeth
Can’t let the homies know I lowkey fucks with Matthew
Terminal Redux released almost 9 years ago
It’s too bad they fucked their discography up with the last single they did, god awful. If they removed the Mariah Carey vocals from the last track and never released the single, they would have a perfect run
Say something nice about this autistic 20 year old girl’s classic heavy metal-influenced self written and produced music
plus she’s CUTE
is that nicholas cage
The music is trash but god damn she’s hot, Jesus Christ
quirk chungus metal girl
won't get tricked twice
that's a man
she’s a diamond
i honestly like the music and her voice, she just needs better production and to push her vocal range a bit harder
ghoul fell off after splatterthrash imo but their early stuff is really good
ppfffffffffwfwfwwfwwWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Man, women, makes no different to me I want to copulate
I guess the music has some soul I like the folky undertones, she has potential but as it is it really needs a lot of polishing
I also have something for her to polish ;)
How about not being a simping retard
Anon, I’m a little concerned that we are getting off topic here. I’d love to discuss the evolving landscape of sex work with you but it might not be the right time for this
BACK OFF she’s mine
/metal/ means talk about anything but metal
/classical/ is full of mentally unhinged people
No, it’s actually the opposite
janny on fire today
youtube.com
some stupid hasbeen sk8er boi is the one shitting up the general
those videos were from 12 years ago bud
you're probably fat now and your dick can't get hard
jack the killer looking ahh bihh
Activate isn't even that bad, what do you hate so much about it??
Literally hotter than all of us combined stfu
The vocals for one, it’s much more standard, it’s like a completely neutered version of vektor. Power to you if you enjoy it though.
big ah gums mid ah bitch
youtube.com
it's bad but kinda good
Are you the same guy that keeps trying to find value in Cryptopsy’s latest album?
Excuse me but do you mind being more respectful to her? It’s not easy to put yourself into the public eye and your words have real world consequences for the people you talk about. I don’t expect you to take this on board but just have a think about it
No, just thought I'd listen to some post-NSV stuff
I hate Poppy so goddamn much
Wow thank God we're nothing like /classical/
Holy shit, this is the most kino lineup I've ever seen!
hey the new album is good
So, this is the power of trannypopper
Poppy more like Poopy
her eye color is cool i guess. Big and green. Pretty cool.
I like three songs by Poppy. Do I have the big gay?
You're just jealous because you can't skate like me bruh, no moves motherfucker
i hope J-Dawg can answer that
kek it does look like him
Sure it isn't as good as what came before. But I thought it was still competent. David probably blew out his voice, his shrieks were cool but that was never the main reason I liked them. And I agree with you the Mariah Carey vocals were awkward
Also I just checked, that single was already 4 years ago wtf
Getting the urge to buy a cattle decap snapback and board shorts to piss off people like jdawg at gig. I’d say I’m fairly trve, got the long hair, bullet belts, fit the bill, but I love pissing off people who take themselves too seriously. Next time a trve band comes to town I’m going to larp as a wigger
Essential skateboarding metal?
/metal/, is this metal? if yes, what genre?
youtu.be
youtu.be
what is heavier than this? Nile isn't even a favorite death metal band of mine, but this is heavy almost beyond comprehension
Absolutely, it's in the genre of metal called not metal.
if it's not metal, what genre is it then?
You didn't ask for that.
It isn't metal, just heavy electronic music with some guitars sampled
rateyourmusic.com
Nope, not metal. Get out.
what about the singing, is that not metal either?
no thats me
also I tried Gomorrah like 5 times tops and posted about it twice, I don't think it's "keeps trying" and more just "gets sad over how shit it is more than once"
wrong
harsh vocals aren't inherently metal just as there's metal bands that don't use them
I don't think it's "keeps trying" and more just "gets sad over how shit it is more than once"
my mistake I just remembered a guy later Cryptopsy and being disappointed
my mistake I just remembered a guy later Cryptopsy and being disappointed
Well that was almost definitely me either way. I just hate all the bands I like turning to shit, even when I have a higher tolerance to shit or didn't hate some stuff that was "later".
*rememberd a guy posting later Cryptopsy
I was expecting generic second wave bm and there's definitely death metal in the mix now
fine, let's keep going. is this metal?
youtu.be
Volbeat
ANGEL OF DEATH
STILL REIGNING
THREADLY FUCK SLAYER
fine, let's keep going.
We'd all rather you go to /bleep/ where you belong
Give me some blackened thrash
perturbator isn't metal or even metal adjacent either
elitist fucks lmao
fine, last one
is this metal?
youtube.com
mfw war metal
I AM A SPACE PIRATE
YOU KNOW MY NAME
Post Baphomet
Perturbator is heavy but it doesn't even qualify as industrial metal IMO.
I won't, the cover's too scary
Germany or USA?
pro-tip: both are shit
we don't say that word here
elitist fucks lmao
Correct.
see
now answer the question
everything you have posted is obviously not metal and you're doing it intentionally to get attention
grindcore is not metal now
so this general isn't just elitist, it's retarded too?
That's his face when catching Caller Of Da Storms load.
grindcore is not metal now
now
It, quite literally, never was. And you know it, you just want more (you)s.
Blood Incantation
well that's not grindcore for starters
Cowardly way of announcing a report, you cunt.
Correct.
Don't shit on me for enjoying Metallica
cope and seethe
en.wikipedia.org
huh wat u mean
Oh yeah Wikipedia, the epitome of truth.
facts don't care about your feelings, metallet
Yes.
well that's not grindcore for starters
it literally is
let me guess, you only listened to the first 20 seconds and then closed the video?
finally an intelligent being ITT
is it cooler to like more undergound bands than the mainstream stuff?
grindcore is punk metal. It's hardcore mixed with early extreme metal.
Okay good if we ignore reality in favour of Wikipedia and other non-factual sources I can finally post about this in /metal/
Track 4: Trainwreck on the Underground Railroad
nope
listening to literal whos makes you less cooler
Correct.
Is this metal /meal/?
Also yes.
no, I listened to enough to determine that at best you could call it cybergrind. It's just more heavy electronic stuff and you know that. I'm done giving you attention Ratthew
melodic grindcore, so it belongs on /punk/ oh wait it's too dead of a genre to support a general
cybergrind
cybergrind IS grindcore
also literally only the intro is electronic, the rest is acoustic
so thanks for confirming you to be a retard
/punk/
Gay and shit general.
/core/
I miss it bros.
zero pattern recognition
but enough about your ability to distinguish metal
Someone hat this fool
t. understood the assignment
we tolerate grindcore here
zero tolerance for bleeps
The Crown
I have never listened to a single -coreshit song
5 seconds was all I needed to know the entire style was 0/10 dogshit
A lot of them are metal adjacent actually.
what's some more thrashgrind like Repulsion?
NORSK ARISK BLACK METAL
see /core/ thread up
look inside
emo, metalcore, post-hardcore (the gay kind)
tab back over to /meal/
Jute Gyte
>see /core/ thread up
>look inside
>emo, metalcore, post-hardcore (the gay kind)
get recs and download them
go back to /metal/
kekky spam for 22 hours a day and shitflinging about tourist wank
Yeah m8 you really win.
I'll post one more metal-adjacent thing that goes harder than 99% of the trash posted here, and because it makes you seethe
you can listen to the whole thing, if you're just interested in the metal part i timestamped it
youtu.be
All I need to know is whether it's dissonant enough or not. Anything that isn't almost always isn't worth listening to.
why are you pretending to be hector
This, but unironically.
feet
metal-adjacent
so not metal, got it
I'm not pretending to be anyone, just another anon here who appreciates the nuances of dissonant music. Got a problem with that? That's yours, not mine.
What's the issue? Did I do something, or are you seeing faces on the walls again?
As in almost metal and technically could be considered as a subgenre of metal. Thanks for proving your sub-par IQ though.
Demoncy
I wanna rock
lowkey the best USBM band ever
I just roke up
Who is "highkey" the best USBM band ever?
I fucking hate reverb. I fucking hate spacey-sounding production. Let me fucking hear the instruments and vocals as crisp and loud as fucking possible. Stop playing games on these albums. It's 2025 and we STILL have albums releasing that sound like they were recorded in a glory hole.
best of the worst isn't saying much
WTF bros what was that demonic music and those scary faces
PUSSY TIGHT
TONIGHT
PUSSY TI-EE-IGHT
Most would say Judas Iscariot or Leviathan I'd guess. More people might say it's GBK as well
Fag.
this guy fucks
stop replying to your own posts
Let me fucking hear the instruments and vocals as crisp and loud as fucking possible
Post your ideal (non-wallpaper) metal production
Give me dissonance or give me death!
V-rock
*stabs u*
Here's your dissonance bro
Anything by Megadeth, Dream Theater, Slipknot, or Tool. Easily.
sounds like Dödsrit
t.
Sounds like dogshit
I look like this and say this
Imperial Triumphant is pretty good production wise
What's this general's consensus on Gojira?
and that's a good thing!
They're good if not great
Sucks after at least The Link and at most The Way of All Flesh
what are you even talking about?
Jokes on you, I'm already dead...
I don't like it. Never listened to it.
Poppy AND Babymetal? Never been a fan of either, but after hearing their new song together, I'm gonna have to listen to some of their albums honestly. Maybe buy some of their merch while I'm at it, who knows. I think metal might be on the comeup again bros.
AtomoSSpheric Black Metal.
HEIL
Saw them today. They were pretty good after seeing two other death metal bands before, I got a bit tired towards the end. I am getting old.
Is this Woni
I remember when poppy was a mysterious meme YouTuber
more like poopy
jej
imagine not knowing that Babymetal is already one of the biggest metal bands to ever exist
played
Their show in Wembley set records for the amount of merch sold
the one in the middle owes me sex
Her husband was using her as a psyops.
metal bands can look down on the music, but they all wish they knew what this felt like
Babymetal are not Metal
Babymetal is pedobait, plain and simple
Correct.
Heavier and more kvlt than your favorite band LMAO
Asisan women in their 20s
pedobait
Su is 27
Moa is 25
Not literally nailed to the cross
Posers
White Death are trve
based and Inoki-pilled
The band is produced by Kobametal from the Amuse talent agency.
Key Kobayashi better known by his pseudonym Kobametal, is a Japanese music producer under the talent agency Amuse, Inc. He's also the CEO of Babymetal World LLC.
Literal girl band industry plants.
I am on a tear of German black metal. They are the superior black metal race.
Blasting some NANA
bands have managers and record labels
no fucking shit retard
BABYmetal, pedo enabler faggot.
Their albums kinda bore me but they were good live
ah! the satan!
never had a gf/wife and called her baby
virgin detected
He literally created the "band" and their content, you weak simp.
I have heard exactly two Babyfalse songs, one being decently melodic but still sounding like generic anime opening music, the other being Give Me Chocolate which makes me want to jam rusty screwdrivers in my ears. If Babynotmetal were an actual heavy metal band and not a monstrous amalgamation of metalcore, J-idol slop, and other kitsch, maybe I would bother listening to an album.
youtube.com
love moa simple as
there's zero aura in that photo. Jefferey from class of '09 ass music fuck babymetal.
If you have a record label, a manager, or even “bandmates” or even live within 50Km of the nearest settlement you are a poser
Looks like a gay garden gnome with AIDS
zero aura
explain 55,000 fans at the Tokyo Dome then
You must have thought you were looking in the mirror for a second
SIMPle.
Babymetal mogs Jute Gyte and Burzum
Shamaate is gay and sells second rate occult philosophy books for ridiculous prices, and Arckanum has like 3 good songs
Correct.
crowd big so music good
nigga they're reo speedwagon concerts that go harder than this.
based
Indeed.