/coachella/

WEEKEND 1
SATURDAY, APRIL 12 2025

MAIN STAGE: youtube.com/watch?v=Y2FzDMuJ5pI [Open] [Open] [Open]
4:00 PM PT – Jimmy Eat World
5:25 PM PT – T-Pain
7:15 PM PT – Charli xcx
9:05 PM PT – Green Day
11:40 PM PT – Travis Scott

OUTDOOR THEATRE: youtube.com/watch?v=WxwawRL_nY8 [Open] [Open] [Open]
4:00 PM PT – Tink
5:05 PM PT – Japanese Breakfast
6:25 PM PT – Gustavo Dudamel & LA Phil
8:15 PM PT – Clairo
9:45 PM PT – Above & Beyond
11:20 PM PT – Misfits

SAHARA: youtube.com/watch?v=afO7r8TQTSw [Open] [Open] [Open]
4:10 PM PT – Alok
5:25 PM PT – Disco Lines
6:30 PM PT – Talón
6:45 PM PT – Shoreline Mafia
7:35 PM PT – salute
8:35 PM PT – ENHYPEN
9:50 PM PT – Mau P
11:30 PM PT – Keinemusik

MOJAVE: youtube.com/watch?v=BajnpDN6vG8 [Open] [Open] [Open]
4:00 PM PT – Weezer
4:55 PM PT – Yo Gabba Gabba!
5:55 PM PT – Sam Fender
7:15 PM PT – Ivan Cornejo
8:25 PM PT – Hanumankind
9:45 PM PT – horsegiirL
11:00 PM PT – The Dare

GOBI: youtube.com/watch?v=Kg-KswkXoBg [Open] [Open] [Open]
4:05 PM PT – Glass Beams
5:15 PM PT – Viagra Boys
6:05 PM PT – Medium Build
6:30 PM PT – 2hollis
8:40 PM PT – Darkside
9:40 PM PT – Beth Gibbons
11:00 PM PT – Rawayama

SONORA: youtube.com/watch?v=TdHrgLciYWw [Open] [Open] [Open]
4:00 PM PT – Judeline
5:00 PM PT – underscores
5:45 PM PT – Prison Affair
6:10 PM PT – Blonde Redhead
7:10 PM PT – Together Pangea
8:30 PM PT – VTSS
9:50 PM PT – El Malilla

QUASAR: youtube.com/watch?v=1MOJG5VTh-Y [Open] [Open] [Open]
6:00 PM PT – Fcukers (DJ set) & HAAi
8:15 PM PT – Barry Can’t Swim x 2manydjs x salute

kek

First for Viagra gut

AH LUV IT

How we feeling about the performance choli bros?

I LUV IT IT IT IT IT IT
I GOT A FEELING ON SUMMA DAY WHEN YOU WERE GONE

open open open open

I will continue to do this, and you're just gonna have to deal with it.

LAVIT

Clairo sisters - get ready

Its that commercial song

ah this is her song, didn't know

Charlie they were 6 years old when this came out

I LOVE ET!

LETS ROCK (to sleep)

She wrote it.

This is getting T-Pain-tier cmon Charli you can't be that fat you're already gassed

I threw ya shit in a shit and tossed it down the stairs

I DONT CAAAAAAAARE

pretty good set, she puts on a better show than i was expecting

get ready to be put to sleep? It's a little early.

Thousands of zoomer slags finding out this is a Charli XCX song.
Lol only her gay fans know it

brat bros...

if she doesn't play boom clap she MUST retire

Anyone remember that Telepopmusic jam from that car commercial? Good times.

whenever they cut to the crowd and it's just a sea of phones i get depressed.

Wow, This song is fucking old. Use to hate it back then, too.

It’s over :(

Juna was one of my favorite songs of last year, mouth sax for the win!

i'd take it all back if she'd turn off the fucking auto tune.

OI LUV EEET

her best songs are ones she just is featured on. Fancy being another example.

NEVER DOUBT OUR SLAGGGGGGGSSSSSS

choli porty never dies

Dick holster energy

OH SHIT IT'S JEFF THE KILLER

stream of consciousness captions, that's new

Choli quirk chungus humor

i wish we got caroline polacuck instead of choli

Who is staying for Travis Scott?

Chali needs to stop giving every seizures

Good Night!

CLAIROHEADS GET IN HERE

haha yeah actually i do.

brat is forever.

Absolute cinema

you mean the child rapist?

only reason I'll be watching that over Misfits is if people start dying again

it was a decent performance, why were you old ahh unc’s hating

wasn't green day the headliner of today?
why travis scott suddenly?

no, jesse lacey is not playing

glass beams are so good. I hated them at first but now I really appreciate them

THIS. SO. MUCH. THIS.

only if the rock and john cena come out

Now we can go to Outdoor and see Jeenie kpop fans lose it because they don't understand time zones.

choli bra

it was just charli haters from /wpop/

she needed to announce Brat 2 and the crowd would have rioted

gooners in a coma
exhausted

i’m so in clairo stepsis

boring music for boring people

CLARIO LOOKS LIKE A MUSTY HEAD AHH LITTLE GIRL SINGER

was going to make bread

someone else ends up make it

well fuck me i guess

I guess we clairo now

The threat of a chimpout rose to a level 5

2 brat 2 toolyous

it's seriouuuuuuuuus

looool bernie

BERNIEBROS WW@

I'M FEELING THE BERN!

THE BILLIONAIHS

LOL WHAT

Bernie Sanders

fucking lmao how retarded are zoomers. no one wants to vote for this nigga, take a better pick for fucks sake

cheeky nitrous provider

COOLYBROS...

lmao

Bernie Sanders is on stage at Coachella

Actually based as fuck

change channels

Bernie out of nowhere

What the fuck is this?

MAGtards on suicide watch!

wtf is larry david doing on stage

holy shit berniechella

YES

THE VAPE WEED SMOKING ZOOMERS OF COACHELLA WILL SAVE US

Why is Sanders there? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

clairo the plant

wot are you using to grab webms. teach me an i will cap some too

sweetness jersey

nice

free palestine!

get this bitch ass outta here cuh

HERE'S HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN

which is the maga stream lads?

I hate music now?

I just want CHOLI BACK WTF I’m depressed now

2 hollis

why is a pres candidate in the festival, what circuis is this

coachella rich kid influencers

working families

wrong audience bernie

ffmpeg

Lmao liberals are such retarded corporate sheep stooges

Is this Clairo? She's hot.

This retard just picking random shit out of the air, who gives a fuck about any of this shit when you don't control any part of government and no one wants to vote for you. move the fuck on bernie you senile fuck

i want to see clairo fucking old men

wrap it up Bernie!

AHHH HE SAID IT

THE BILLYHUNAIRRRHHHHSS

There isnt one, you need to be asleep. Youve got church in the morning.

are we feeling the bern

listening to bernie give a speech with salute hardstyle in the background

it's a great vibe

*goons*

the nepobaby must hate her dad

Yesterdays lineup was officially better

imagine ur drugs are fully peaking right now and bernie is just YAPPIN

Is it clairo that brought this old kook?

Solid setlist from Bernie

imagine tweaking on all kinds of designer drugs and this boomer comes on stage and talks about climate change and universal health care

Orange man is going to rant about this on truth social later

kek

Clare-O is a great Band and has womens rights and Gaza!

THANK YOU BERN

ty

Eat shit magtard

WU TOOLY CLAN SAMPLE

Yesterday was better! This sucks!

he played all his hits

i'll never understand how this bitch got big

Bernie is her jew handler? shesh

Right, it's the liberals who want sweeping deregulation, huge tax cuts for billionaires, cuts to safety net programs, and DRILL BABY DRILL

The fuck outta here, Trumpcuck

kneecap gets shutdown bc of margaret thatcher

clairo doesnt get kicked off

yeah aight nigga

I won. November 5th. And forever.

You guys shit on Choli for the Kamala tweet but this is like 1000x worse

clairo with her PRETENTIOUS FUCKING HEADPHONES i wanna slap them off her dumb little head

She had a lot of stuff on the internet early for zoomers. She was first. That's it.

Bernie could've shoot won in 2016 and ill die on that hill

no top 3 billionaires have more wealth than 50% of working americans

we were robbed...

Good morning, Rabbi

we need a doowop resurgence. Such a vibe

You got played son. You went from marching on wall street to sucking their rainbow flag cocks.

bc that bitch aint eem murican

welp this shit sucks, im watching darkside

Is this slave music?

Bernie exits stage right, while some 1%er children all roll up on stage red wine in hand to pretend they're artists for an hour in front of other rich kids high on whatever designer drug of the moment is.

Kids, cut it out. We're trying to watch a show here, and it's past your bedtime.

wine aunt boot camp

Bring back 3 6 mafia these fags suck

lol the token black guy

Well this will be the best song of the set so enjoy it like they are.

she lost, faggot

he's killing the vibe

bernie would have been another jimmy carter one term chump

Ok, I guess Bernie was the highlight of Clairo's set

The fuck is this shit

Is this Clairo kike the nepo daughter of JK Abhrams?

Omg she's beautiful bros!

clairo a cute

No that's Gracie Abrams

I wanna suck on her titties so bad bros

Darkside kino @ Gobi

No...that's Stacy Abrams

We all lost. You're just too dumb to realize it.

My wife just unliked every Clairo song she ever liked on Spotify. You just lost 70 million fans you disgusting bitch.

thank god bernie wasted half this bitch's set time

Why does CLARIO always dress like she's homeless?

no, that's gracie abrams

eat shit maggot

wtf is her mic on can't hear the bitch at all

i'm feeling it mr krabs

Those tattoos are just awful, I don’t hate tattoos but she just has bunch of random shit on her

it takes so little to make you guys seethe

I'm chilling dawg. I'm still Euphoric from Trump winning and bringing us into this Golden Age. Cope though.

holy shit she has no voice, what the fuck is this soulless granny tune

prove it.
PROVE IT FAGGOT

you're the one with a triggered cow of a wife

Mental illness

zoomer tattoo style is 100 small random black tattoos all over your body

bedroom poop isnt meant for the big stage if im being honest with you

Clairo dad definitely wrote that part Benie said about how she was 'just a kid making videos in her room at 13' as if we all don't know it was just marketing campaign from the ground up. This girls career is industry plant 101.

Talking shit isnt seething. Cope. It's just funny to make fun of hypocrite bootlickers.

The utter smugness that emanates from Clairo is palpable

SING LOUDER

SING FUCKING LOUDER

WHAT THE FUCK

I CAN'T HERE HER OVER HER BAND

TURN ON THE MIC AND SING LOUDER

clairooly

it’s so dull without choli

Clairo sucks, watch the Darkside set right now.

she has no voice, never had one

My wife is fit as fuck. She wakes up every day at 6am and hits the Peleton. Cry more incel.

comfy stream and thread

bernie makes a political grandstand

Anon Babble and /leftypol/ now shitting up this place

shut up faggots

clairo is a good example of what happens when you grow up with every single piece of recorded music ever at your fingertips. anything you make just becomes meandering 'tasteful' slop

if you can afford coachella you aren't bernie's target audience

reporting clairo for being off-topic and telling her to go back to Anon Babble

Is that the black guys name?

darkside boring

clairo abysmal

what else is there?

Ayo this bitch sucks live

Clairo. Boring, glib, soulless, yet somehow full of arrogance and swagger. For what? Being mediocre?

She needs to sing louder

Which is good because he's reaching out to the rich kids this time

my wife is fat as fuck

i know!

clairo is cute but i am watching whatever is happening on mojave

Literally this

Can someone post tomorrows schedule !

did she take a million valiums what the hell is this

the mix is shit overall

i had the tab open lol

This music sounds different than her bedroom pop and immunity. I couldn't entertain listening to an album produced by Jack Antonoff so haven't listened so anything since Immunity... Is this what she sounds like now? Hopefully she plays some old 2019 and before stuff.

Clairo fucking sucks.

ty

Politic fags should all be shot.

YOU PATHETIC CATTLE REALIZE RED OR BLUE WORK FOR THE SAME PEOPLE. YOU ARE ALL SLAVES TO THE SYSTEM. STOP SUCKING LIBERAL AND CONSERVATIVE COCK. THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE. PUTTING RAINBOW OR MAGA FLAGS ON CORPORATE PRODUCTS JUST TO SUCK YOU IN. BERNIE WILL NOT SAVE YOU. ELON WILL NOT SAVE YOU. THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF IS TO NOT PLAY THEIR GAME. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

i already miss her. this clairo bitch is so bland.

DID SHE SING SOFTLY ALREADY

She sniffed a million of her own farts

can literally hear people in the crowd screaming louder than her
this is a waste of time what a pointless voice

AWAWAWAWA I AM A BIG FAT FAGGOT

cumon cochela

whats this AHAHAHAH

GUYS, TURN ON MOJAVE, THEY GOT A REAL WARRIOR SAMURAI THERE

if you gonna drag bernie on stage at least be talented

too many literal whos... i shall listen to kraftwerk and amyl and the sniffers.

Amyl and the Sniffers is the patricians choice.

Will the Orange Retard try to one up him by rambling on stage during Stagecoach?

You're the only one still seething about politics

Maybe stfu

clairoo is not helping the post choli depression

ENHYPEN!

Brainless slave.

she moved into a chamber pop direction with the album after immunity. the last one wasn't antonoff'd and had a bit more white funk to it

I'm kinda glad this years line-up has been kinda shitty cause that means I don't have to decide between multiple sets to watch. Most of the stuff I wanna see is up against some boring ass shit. Last year was stacked compared to this one.

kraftwerk

polo and pan

boris brejca

kino

ethnic Chief Keef

well said
*tips fedora*

NOOO JUST IGNORE THE POLITICIAN GRANDSTANDING AND ENJOY THE MUSIC

fuck yeah, fcukers!

going from charli to this has been worse than coming down

You're mad because your ideology is being threatened.

all the real niggas are watching enhypen

cumming could help

Weakest day by far. Barely anything worth watching.

TURN UP HER MIC

Amyl and the sniffers will be snifftastic

Nah, this Darkside group is actually pretty good

i'm gonna watch Megan Thee Stallion, Zedd, Kraftwerk, and maybe post malone, but i don't know anyone else.

checked

TERRAPIN WOO best rap beat of 2024.

her pianist is great
I'd listen to her improv all day

How does it feel being a white male knowing 70,000 creaming wet white girls are organizing themselves to these gigachad Korean bulls?

Yes, you've thoroughly dismantled my entire worldview. Really made me think.

Now stfu

im doing the same to Korean girls so its ok

The band sounds great
she sounds like she isn't even there

Pathetic bootlicking corporate stooge

This white girl soul music is godawful

Addison will save tommorow! Tune into Arca’s set

oh wait i lied. tiesto too. meh.

snow strippers

BASEDBASEDBASEDBASED

Darkside > Hanumankind >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hymen

Darkside is Nicolás Jaar / All Against Logic plus some other dudes. Pure kino.

Snow Strippers are where it's at

It should have been Soulwax

odds of her playing pretty girl?

darkside?

Clairo is pretty comfy ngl

i want to see post malone, but i know this set is gonna be a bunch of his new country shit

bernie

Anon Babble starts hating

see i knew guys are israel worshiping jews

Clairo isn’t bad but I don’t see what’s so special about her though.

i think clairo is '4 real' as in genuinely interested in music etc but it's pretty sad this is what indie pop has turned into. dinner party music for an utterly defeated culture. is this what eagles meant with the long run?

they need to pan into the qt asian girls in the enhypen crowd more

Bro, Tiësto hasn't been any good since 2001.

Fuck you guys Add Up My Love is a quality song with a cool instrumental and Clairo is actually projecting her voice this time.

we're long past that anon. shut up listem music.

54% tariffs on all future coachellas just for that stunt earlier

I like that Circles tune. Very catchy

oh it's THAT darkside. it's official, i'm migrating to gobi

its boring

I think part of it is you had to be in on her bedroom pop phase before she put out a record? she seemed kind of underground and cool. that might be part of it.

dinner party music for an utterly defeated culture.

so accurate it's painful

wallpaper music, she only gets looks because she's hot

i saw him live a few times when i was going to raves around like 2009. never anything particularly special, but ecstasy helped.

Lol

yeah charli is like million times better

Imagine watching this pussy shit instead of UFC 314. Yall lost your man card.

Watching two sweaty men rolling around in swimming trunks

Yeah real manly

some would say it's less than the sum of its parts!
(me, i would say that)

anon you are on Anon Babble.

Clario is so cute bros. What does she SMELL like?

It’s been a boring card

back to the sweaty men for you dear

bbc precum

I wonder if that's the actual concept behind it. Like a David Foster Wallace "I hate irony so much that I'm gonna be hyper-ironic teehee" kinda thing.

This is a WNBA board, bub

not playing coachella, but if you like darkside, listen to WEVAL

I'm in love

"defeated culture"

you mean a feminized culture where all things edgy and masuline are demonized? Why yes, Clairo is perfect for our culture.

what would be the point of that

How can you as a man like clairo. Atleast pop sluts make catchy shit.

All memes aside how many brothas you think have defiled her? Must be in the double digits atleast. Any white girl with Chipotle bag tattoos is guaranteed to have been Blacked on multiple occasions.

these korean boys sure can dance

Dunno, I'm just shitpostin

but anon I am watching both

misfits are headlining in a couple of hours bro

YES. A song from Immunity. More of this sweet Claire

We are not "men" you chud. That is an outdated term.

Im sorry Dana, ill try harder to be a Real Fight Fan in the future

go dunk your face in saratoga and rub banana peels on your face you simp

this nigga crying as if the expected reaction to edginess isn't "demonization"

Same bro im just memeing, Darkisde on the TV and UFC on the laptop

VTSS is great
I keep popping over to Darkside too

the cast of stranger things invaded the clairo set

FUCKKKK I MISS CHARLI, CLAIRO U ARE SO MID

OP. Please have Bernie in the next OP

clairo inviting a bunch of theythems up to dance ironically to her soft rock revival is the most zoomer thing ever. peak zoomer. the zoomer altamont

genuinely hard to stay awake through this

Darkside reminds me of Grateful Dead... and that's a bad thing.

please no, that'll encourage non-music discussion

she brought her side project up on stage and didn't let them play, just bop around? lmao

Change the channel nigga. Nobody with a dick is watching that shit

imagine watching talented beautiful women instead of retarded half naked men

I know, right?!

desu sometimes I give myself the creeps

Bernie’s a Jew dumbass

someone take away her saxophone