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/metal/

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Rasputin - Lyrics

BLASTING

still listenin to Immortal

Varg Vikernes killed Euronymous in self-defense

You know it was self defence because he stabbed him 23 times in the back

He ran after him and chased him down, eventually eliminating him to make sure he couldn't fight back another day, as any reasonable man would

Varg had to make sure Euronymous wouldn't come back to kill him the next day, which would be self-defense, correct

Got the full unreleased demo, apparently was recorded in Hell?

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Grand Belial's Key

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Bongman = dead

Inquisition

Immolation - Here in After

Least beautiful Jap

post metal that simps listen to

Amaranthe, Arch Enemy, the Misfits, 90s Metallica, In Flames, and Soilwork

new Ghost kinda mid no?

Ghost in the Shell

Burzum

Go to bed already, Zhang

Ghost

mid

Yes.

Devin Townsend is a genius

JAP = Jewish American Princess

Morbid Angel

Cannibal Corpse is the greatest band of all time, I love their name too! Their music makes me just wanna lose myself, kind of like Eminem would in his old songs haha. Such a cool metal sound! Definitely epic as heck... you guys gotta listen to Cannibal Corpse if you haven't! They're so badass

look at my avatar

please notice it's me!

look at my blogpost

please care about me!

Wrong

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You either listen to the same bands or start branching out. Your choice.

Why not both?

He looks monstrous

Solitude Aeturnus

He's pure Aryan unlike you.

NATURKULTURULTRA

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Varg is gay and has AIDS.

He looks like a monkey had sex with a pig.

Didn't this nigga kiss some guy?

I see no brown or hairy skin unlike you, Rakesh.

is this a screenshot from the original oblivion

type o sounds best in the morning

Not at night

My guess is the guy on the right is the bummer and the one on the left is the bummee

right as the sun is coming up is the best

Not metal.

More metal than you.

Why are you gay?

Peter hated queers

Why are you talking about yourself in the third person

Peter was a queer

Good morning losers

What does /metal/ think of rock wa lady no tashinami deshite?

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Does your dad know you're gay

none of those words are in the Bible

Get your eyes checked Rakesh.

great metal discussion guys

looks like a woman here

1st day here?

site down for 2 weeks

lame shitposting continues

nothing changes

what if you read the bible in japanese?

Grand Belial's Key

Good, men are at the bottom of the totem pole in today's society.

is that so?

Only if they are disgusting and ugly and wear metal shirts all day like some kind of 13 year old

Venom - Welcome to Hell

bongman official transition?

I've seen twinks with black metal shirt's with hotter girls than you'd ever land.

The "girls" were also men.
And Bongman is not a twink, he is a 300lb lardmonster.

300 lbs was a lardmonster 20 years ago. Times are a changing

Wrong on both counts.

only in single mother households like yours

Yeah Bongman is more close to 400 lbs now. He even resorted to using face slimming beauty filters.

No, you have possess no beauty or inherent value and society views you as nothing but a goy slave to exploit.

I'm probably around 95kg at most.

Gross, what a blob. Please go on Ozempic.

garbage general.

poor bongman

more like r/shredditfest amirite

san diego, brick by brick

If only I was still living there...

kinda. But for this to be a true reddit fest blood incantation needs to play.

Your head kinda looks like you are a N64 character here

God, Machine Head fucking sucks

Dragón de Hierro is the most unexpectedly good band I have ever been recommended. I assumed they were a joke band because of the album titles like "Flammable N-Word" and "Beat the Jewish Bastard!" but it's actually extremely solid
youtube.com/watch?v=zrrQ_SAZ2KA

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get this femboy bs outta my /metal/.

literally fagbook filename

which r*dditman are you?!?!?

kill yourself

No one listens to this unironically.

Dick is fucking big
Pussy is fucking tight
Anal fuck is waiting
Big dick's might

Dick is fucking big
Fuck off shaving pussy

Put it in bitch mouth
It will makes you to ill
Sexual metal holocaust will
Crush poser gay!

Dick is fucking big
Fuck off shaving pussy

I will please entry anus
Oh my god! Give me spicy pussy
Pussy is good smell
Shit is bad smell

are you from the third world?

All of these bands suck

Meshuggah (Contradictions Collapse only)

You can really tell that one of those guys is in Blood Incantation

webm not as good as the one with the lizard

dang, didn't know that

Still their best album

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First listen.
Sounds very swedish, maybe even Swanöish at times.
Feels like this album was tailored for my tastes.

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where are you now?

I've been watching the Livestream of the Pope's funeral. The choir reminded me of the hallelujah song from Mr bean. I love this song. I bought a vintage hymnal from eBay a few hours ago.
Here I try to sing or, first take:
voca.ro/1dhiiUgvqUa8
I know it's terrible, I'm not listening to it before posting. My vibrato is bad because I haven't been practicing. I haven't been practicing because the toilet I used to shit in got clogged up and now I shit in my other toilet (pic related, there's a moose in the urine-crust). The old bathroom had the fan and light on the same switch. I love singing when there's a fan going. The fan in that bathroom was nice and musical. The fan in the bathroom I now use is not as nice sounding and also requires a second light switch.

Why, you looking to meet up and jo? I don't have any imitation crab meat.

new Burzum (NEW)

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Awful AI (f)art.

AI art

D.R.I. - Thrash Zone

Speaking of ebay, here's something I recently bought. It's a signed photo of prince Charles. I bought it because I thought he would look nice on my wall. Paid 25 bucks for it. It has a very cheap frame, and was probably printed with a regular home Epson printer. The signature is extremely pixelated. And it shipped like this -- with one plastic air bubble. 25 god damn bucks. I knew the signature wasn't going to be real but still.

Prince Charles metal?

$25 for a picture of a shapeshifting reptilian with a fake signature

I got an authenticated piece of the Berlin Wall for $25

You can tell he has absorbed a great amount of metal knowledge because his head had to expand to compensate it

meds

I bought sushi the other day for $25.

/bot/ general
sad!

Did you forget your music related image

Within the Ruins desu

ya when ministryâ–  played that show i said that literally after all this time and within every actual infinite efficiency of crever that literally it just meant that actually ninihi a metal genre has always existed

keep buying sushi like that and you're gonna go broke like joc

I gotta stay away from this place. I camp the update button waiting for someone to reply to me. This wastes too much of my time. I now feel the need to post increasingly attention-grabbing blogposts because I am desperate for human contact and every little crumb I eat magnifies this everlonging.

This is so unhealthy. But I really really want to be hugged. Last time I was hugged it was by a gay man.

Metal music songs from the Joker soundtrack

You are loved here, even if you never shower and are a furry.

he doesn't use 4chanx to keep track of shitposts on multiple boards

ngmi

126233069

fuck off avantasiatard

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE HIGH ELVES

see

I need to know if this is a cover of another song or if its an original piece he's playing youtube.com/watch?v=0xeVlRwa_TQ

(Lockdown Session)

Unironically inspiring. Do you think he's a crinkle kinda guy, or a scent of baby powder kind of guy? Or just a regular ozzy fan?

shape metal exists i win any argument

Chud garbage

You could have gotten a real signature if you'd gone to the London mosque.

Chud general, you pink-haired tranny.

not true. antifa general. always has been. genre was started by US.

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

And destruction upon the holy man

Who hails a jew

Actually it's just about great music and cool artwork

/metal/ was a different but funny place back when covid was at his peak

everything, everywhere was peak clown world

why yes i post on reddit how could you tell?

ummm sweaty metal is not for nazis!

I still love when people call Mikko's projects Nazi when he runs a fucking porn distribution and clearly loves degeneracy.

one of the best BM albums ever

whole discography is kino

they are unmatched live

why are GBK such kings?
youtube.com/watch?v=LcTcXfZeHsE

>one of the best BM albums ever

Important for you to specify which one.

The Beatles

Hard to decide between Kohanic Charmers or Mocking the Philanthropist

That is a real fucking easy decision given Kohanic was their weakest album by a country fucking mile.

Kohanic was their weakest album by a country fucking mile.

Fiscus Judaiscus is easly one of the best BM songs ever written, already upgrades the album on it's own

I agree, but that and Crud were the only two tracks that I was coming back for. Judaicus might be one of the best songs they've ever written, but the rest of the album was a lot more lacking.
Kosherat is much more consistent and polished, Judeo is packed full of better tracks and riffs even if it's a bit more inconsistent. I'd take either over Kohanic, and it sits firmly as their worst album for me by some margin.

new Conan

neon genesis evengelion riffs

:)

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Mediocre. New Bermuda and Ordinary Corrupt Human Love

tastelet take

convince me to listen to it

you should seriously reconsider your life choices

triangle metal exists triangle metal has always existed

it's heavy and has a song about big biceps

wait time is 2 minutes

anything else change?

imagine not being on the cover of an NES game
how can other metal musicians even compete

Huh is that Wrest?
Even weirder given he's heiling

Yep

The skater seen on the cover art is Jef Whitehead, who would years later become known for being the sole member of the black metal project Leviathan.

Small world I guess, wonder how the fuck that came to be.