mithras edition
faq: pastebin.com
/metal/
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
ROB HALFORD
BEFORE HE ROBS YOU
ULTRA GAY
album isn't at least 70% blast beats
dropped
BLASTING
Total pussy-hound.
what is the acceptance threshold for tupa-tupa?
Check this out, it's brutal thrash mixed with symphonic black metal
Iron Maiden T-shirt
if you posted a link, i would
i can almost guarantee that this is better than that band
manchild
Because the worthless artwork tells you what is within?
You misundertand. I bought it for my thicc Brazilian gf
no albums or physical release
yeah this won't last long on here
INTERNAL CRAVING
I MUST FULFILL
AN UNSUPPRESSED URGE
TO KILL WITH A DRILL
But enough about your preferred sexual partnerships.
Sporkbros where we at
Fun fact: I once bought a bootleg CD of this album on ebay and it had a totally different album on the disc
Correct.
there was nothing fun about that fact
and it had a totally different album on the disc
Was it good
ew
sure
thank you tech-illiterate sister
Kultur for people with actual taste.
that's quite enough of that. banned for constantly being annoying
who are you quoting
cover
This was a fun fact, thanks. also, no one should probably be buying anything on ebay these days, the bootlegs are ridiculous
people with actual taste
you mean unskilled drunks that work a minimum wage job
not him but it was filtered so it can't have been anything worthwhile
you mean unskilled drunks that work a minimum wage job
That's the target demographic of all NSBM yes.
One day a great post will be made and you won't see it because of all your filters
We haven't had a good post since around 2015.
Song of the day:
Nocturnal Sorcery (Finland) - Tirgoviste
files.catbox.moe
you really have K v l t v r filtered, my dearest transvestite?
why even browse this thread if you'll just filter everything
false
rings of saturn are faker mcgees that mime live
Imagine being this low IQ that you fundamentally misunderstand a post you're trying to insult
I actually work for nuclear fusion research and reactor construction project and listen to NSBM all the time
Anything involving slam is an inherently bad post.
Correct. Not music.
incorrect
is that supposed to be somehow funny?
Based. Deny the newfag spammers attention.
sissy bimbo metal
reigns supreme
Being banned from MA is a mark of honor.
new audio setup
meal album starts making the room vibrate
eat your vegetables
Kill yourselves
what's that?
stop being on french welfare
This band fucking rocks it’s like Satanic Warmaster if he just kept making stuff like CSM
Mr President, bomb Iran
chienah
CALL HIM
sucks your dick
Jute Flute
Pupe Chute
Mute Shyte
Cookie Gyte
goes harder than Metallica or Slayer in your path
Sucks harder yeah lmao
Imagine if it didn't have that cardboard box production.
no band can suck harder than slayer
shut the fuck up retard
Kerry King sucks dick for gas money. And he owns a bike.
that band ur mum plays in sucks like a fucking vacuum if yknow what i mean
Funny I heard he served as the local bike for gas money
HEIL DANZIG
Obsessed with this album and early Death worship bands.
WE SHALL BLOT OUT THE REMEMBRANCE OF AMALEK
FROM THE UNDER THE SKY
BLACK SEEDS OF VENGEANCE
BLACK SEEDS OF VENGEANCE
BLACK SEEDS OF VENGEANCE
Oh okay subtle distinction, I misheard.
youtube.com
sexo con Paulina
Sleep Token
le metalcore imagine dragons
They've never made a single metalcore song
They've never made a single metal song
fixed that for you
The mass media is only promoting this band to divorce us from Peste Noire
Okay, I stand corrected. They've made ONE (barely) metalcore song.
those genres
holy cringeroni!
wtf does this band have to do with KPN?
Nothing, but you talk about it in this thread instead of Peste Noire, that's exactly what the usurers want.
based but gotta work on those bends my lad
no cats
Not listening!
Mega kino
I normally shudder at the mere thought of metal coming from a country like Peru but this is pretty good
so we're not supposed to talk about ANY bands besides Peste Noire now?
thank you for your understanding
TUE
CASSE
BRÛLE
PRENDS LES DIAMANTS
holy shit that is horrible! (didn't listen to it btw)
not bad. work on your legato and your pinky placement
government mandated cute girl drummers
there are no good girl drummers though
okay (didn't ask btw).
he doesn't know about the Thunder GODDESS
i wish renn faires would blast shit like this
Sabaton shirt
Thanks for confirming my statement.
weeb azn girl drummer who gets overhyped due to simps
Yepp still checks out.
the girl from The Warning is. Kirk said so
Nice no backing track.
But pretty dry playing,
moonfaced bug
Smells like incel in here
checking my own trips with the meme I couldn't find earlier
Isn't he renowned for not being that good at guitar and just doing one kind of sweep over and over again
He plays in a band with Lars, so he knows all about quality drumming
Lars Ulrich is the world's best drummer.
why didnt you guys tell me about this
music.youtube.com
in terms of financial success he probably is, he was also somehow really good in the MoP and especially AJFA era, but he peaked really young and then started playing pop rock from Black Album and on so lost all his chops he got in his early careers.
kirk wrote *that* riff in master of puppets so he gets my respect
HOLD ME NOW
IM SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE
AND IM THINKIN
MAYBE SIX FEET
AINT SO FAAAAAR DOWN
poopensharten
german is so funny
oberpoopenfarter
I don't think nonstop blasting is conducive to what makes her stand out
she's a woman, seemingly cute-ish, and can keep a rhythm
friend of mine's HR manager is a literal onlyfans whore who used to escort
lol, lmao
youtube.com
This is decent enough I guess.
*dutch
which is like a pidgin between English and German not a real language
"We hebben een serieus probleem"
Even seeing this post as an ironic shitpost hurts my very soul.
I really liked it, one of my favourites of that year.
This is so fucking phenomenal when drinking alone
Crank it and just vibe
I really liked it, one of my favourites of that year.
I may need to give it another listen to fully form an opinion on it. I liked the first few tracks, but it seemed to lose steam in the latter half.
Correct.
Why hasn't anybody covered March of the Fire Ants? Normalize making a cover of a song simply because it's a banger again
Well yeah all the Germanic languages used to be on a dialect continuum with mutual intelligibility
It can get quite samey if I were to be picky, but I did find every now and then it grabbed my ear again with a good riff or moment.
Hard for me to say why I liked it so much. Part of it was 2024 was VERY underwhelming for me, and otherwise it's just that it keeps drawing me back for some reason.
I too am subscribed to RobWords
I don’t know who that is. Are you the anon who knows old high german?
he's an excellent linguistics educator/autist on YouTube
youtu.be
WHO
COULD KNOW
THE MYSTERIESSSSS
OF LIFE ITSELF?????
No sing-a-longs, we hate that here
Varg just flew over my house
he doesnt GHOULS
Thanks for the rec anon hes comfy
Yup, it's a 10.
Needs more Polyphia and Timbo the Himbo
We hate Polyphia here.
Tim is the definition of a sissy bimbo
Tim audition for Babymetal and wore the skirt but she was too pretty and the girls in the band got jealous of her so they fired xhim
Yes and that's a good thing
meds
I just listened to babymetal after avoiding it for years and its the most poorly mixed, formulaic goyslop I've ever had the unfortunate pleasure of listening to
yall niggis really listen to this shit?
Weebs, simps, and gooners are wretched individuals. Babymetal fans are all three combined.
we also hate j*nny here
a grim but ultimately factual observation
dont say that
my only meds is Fem Henson ｡◕‿◕｡
What other bands do the Vader/Mithras barking commands vocals?
de cuckstool
rotting christ with their late 2000s/early 2010s releases
Morbid Angel
youtu.be
!T.O.O.H.! but it's in Czech and higher pitched
youtu.be
Behemoth
youtu.be
The Monolith Deathcult
youtu.be
Asphyx but the vocalist has throat cancer
youtube.com
Pic related is an Archgoat listener btw
I just roke up and I want to go back to sleep oldsgfjdfogfhbn mvb
shut up
stupid
Fuck you.
Fuck off with your Pedometal.
Ah! Dzam!! Poop Ek
i love her
you are allowed to fuck off
Me: green tea, blue berry vape, pentagram, taking a shit, the gym
I'm neither of those people and my hairline is immaculate btw
Coffins.
who else watched Misfits @ Coachella last night?
Setlist: Death Comes Ripping/I Turned Into a Martian/Vampira/Where Eagles Dare/Some Kinda Hate/Hybrid Moments/Bullet/Mommy, Can I Go Out and Kill Tonight?/Hollywood Babylon/London Dungeon/Earth A.D./Green Hell/Come Back/Horror Business (preceded by band introduction)/Violent World/Halloween/Skulls/Astro Zombies/Last Caress Encore: 20 Eyes
The Black Sun rises.
nothing from graves era
danzig is such a faggot
Bernie sisters, our response?
Ripping corpse
thinking about how slam secretly peaked in 2006 and nobody knew it again
youtube.com
sends midget 'zig spergs into a sputtering seethe
based
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):
Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
Post Glenn misfits< a nice restful nap
no, sexo con Ale
^^troon mad^^
SUCH A STEEP CLIMB
UP THE MOUNTAIN
SOUTH SIDE
IT HAS CLOUDS THAT ACT
IN SUCH
PECULIAR WAAAAAAYS
ah yes, /metal/...the bitch ass nigga general...
You mean subhuman mentally ill retard general
AT THE SUMMIT ITS FREEZING
ALIENS CONTROL HUMAN BEINGS
NOONE HAS LIVED TO TELL
TO SEE THE CRAWLING EEEEEYES
not enough bm schizo/hekky spam for ya, tranny?
this is like pure technical skill without any musicality or emotiveness
Its literally popslop. Only a low iq mongrel like Troony who also listens to kpopslop regularly would enjoy it.
Thank you modgolem
I'm hungry :/
This, we love post female artists here.
Not metal.
Not metal.
100% true metal.
That's a post-male artist
You much have replied to the wrong post and meant it for Danzig. Anyways, back to Timberly posting.
METAL
IN THE DESERT SANDS
WHERE THEY TEST THE BOMBS
CAME THESE
MAN MADE
MON-STERS
THEY TRY TO BREED
THEY FLY BY
NIIII-IIIIIIIGHT
Thanks fellas. All good recs. Been meaning to check out !T.O.O.H! for a while now.
literally who featuring literally who?
HER BEAUTY SO ILLOGICAL
THE BEAST COMES GLIIIIDING IN
HIDEOUS CHAMELEON
STRIPPED DOWN
FROM HER SKIN
100%.
GFAOAT (Greatest Female Artist of All Time) featuring ugly boomer, thats who.
morbidly obese schizophrenic transvestites itt STILL listen to cannibal corpse
the absolute state
CONTROL
THE URGE TO
SPIT UP VILE WORMS
ITS SOOOOO-OOOOUL
MONSTERS
SEDUCED BY
HER ATTENTION
Chuds dominate metal
Inquisition
LOCKED IN
A WORLD OF
BILE SOAKED SKIN
ITS HEAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAVEN
MONSTERS
SEDUCED BY
HER ATTENTION
You gave me an idea
Multiple complaints about there being no OC here, so I decided to make something that represents this garbage general. You're welcome retards
Anyways, now that we have all correctly understood Cannibal Corpse to be the Anthrax of death metal, I believe it to be time for another blasting of Teitanbloodcore
pretentious autismo faggot throws a hissy fit because people enjoy things he doesn't
nobody ever told me about bad religion
You were supposed to learn about them in your freshman year of high school because that edgy junior would where the shirt with the cross crossed out at least once a week.
bald mongrel posts his ghetto theater bald idol with greentet in an attempt to save his tourist taste
Listen to real metal.
pretentious autismo faggot throws a hissy fit because people enjoy things he doesn't
exactly what /meal/ is about tbf
they did but im a legit autist
Terrible musically, but this production is gud, even baIdcuck albums might become listenable with a similar sound.
youtube.com
Sort of like Deathless Void from last year in the bad music, nice sound aspect.
youtube.com
Modern metal production truly is always better.
Actually now that I think of it, I'm surprised Deathless Void didn't become a staple of last year here. Then again, no one on /shreeeeddit/ listens to music, never mind new music.
riffless slam
chugshit
NGMI |ass
top kek
chugcaviar
YGMI brother
im drunk
kek
Pretty sure I saw it posted a couple of times last year, but you're right either way
for reel
Name literally one album that sounds like that
mmmmbased
Jute Gyte - Ressentiment
cavernous
We hate that here.
dissonant
polyphonic
literally who
We love this here.
youtube.com
This.
You compared that band to Antaeus but it isn't really like it at all. It's pretty good norsecore
he is literally beyond parody
your favorite album
your mom's favorite album
looks like trans Brandon Lee now
it's someone larping as him, which makes it even more pathetic
>cavernous
We hate that here.
ONLY on Opposite Day
UHHH THAT WASN'T ACTUALLY ME
it's another "everything but the kitchen sink" chart.
your favorite album
Symphonies of Sickness?
your mom's favorite album
Appetite for Destruction?
Carcass and G'n'R
yeah I stand by it
trips
KWAB
notice how the thread immediately went to shit
Buy your mother some fertility supplements, I will visit shortly.
just like my arse after curry
norsecore
Antaeus is norsecore though. I guess for me I just think Antaeus/Katharsis fans will like it most, its more of the condemned era than CYFAWS because of the modern touches. Its a strange mix, some of the leads are very much traditional 90's BM, some feel influenced by Akhlys, some seem a touch on regular third wave, its really a lot of all BM styles.
Truly, is /shredddit/ actually listened to music, they would have been all over this album imo.
Truly, is /shredddit/ actually listened to music
good morning
Who are you quoting?
Antaeus is norsecore though. [...] Its a strange mix, some of the leads are very much traditional 90's BM, some feel influenced by Akhlys, some seem a touch on regular third wave
You have my attention. Not a huge Akhlys fan (Melinoe is cool I guess), but I can dig the rest of this description.
Bring pizza
notice how the thread immediately went to shit
it doesn't happen immediately thoughbeit. first he lurks for a while, then starts making some short posts that he can easily deny were his. Then he drops the charade and starts making posts with his filterwords trying to stir shit up. Pretty soon he'll start avatarfagging and spamming.
All bands on this list would be improved upon by better production except for Teitanblood. Especially the bands that can actually made decent music like Mitochondrion, even Marston production is a vast, vast improvement.
Pizza? Metal I'm thinking
perfect
first he lurks for a while, then starts making some short posts that he can easily deny were his.
Mindbroken schizophrenia, my literal first post here was TimberIy.
Those Ibanez ebony fretboards look so dope with the vine pattern inlay. God tier post.
niddy
Yeah, there is a big grindcore component to Antaeus especially their first album but even on Condemnation. Deathless Void fits the norsecore definition perfectly, reminds me of Mayhem/Niden div 187.
TimberIy
a new heccy hallucination is born. i think we're up to 10 now
I just looked it up and it's actually the tree of death inlay, which is so much more metal than like some flower bush vine. And they offer it in hot pink!
Next edish needs timberly as op pic
Yeji
faggot
new
A newfag came into the thread and immediately became my 0rbit0r, many such cases!