The Return of /metal/.
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/metal/
How do they keep getting away with it?
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i'm blasting DEICIDE to celebrate our return
WE ARE SO BACK
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no more 1349899++ seconds before posting ?
wow, 120 seconds now
should have been hacked more...
We're so fucking back bros
HOLY SHIT i've just been staring at my desktop for the past week
All this time off proved that /metal/ is the best place to discuss metal on the internet.
Thanks for ignoring my sharty Anon Babble thread assholes
I hope he makes another Usurpr album
You're welcome fren!
Jute Gyte
welcome back bros
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the captcha and wait timer are annoying but shitposting on clone chan sites absolutely sucks
i'm glad everyone's okay and nobody died of rage induced spontaneous combustion
420 was the only one worth anything
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
confirmed bot then?
Also implying this is antisemitic and not anti Christian is fucking braindead
So did we learn if kekky is a mod with a gov domain?
decided to go "well fuck it, I guess I have to learn to leddit now"
go to subreddit for a genre
has multiple rules about fucking posting
one is also "oh btw if you say mean things, even as a joke, you will be banned"
Where the fuck am I meant to go when this dies again?
tfw no /metal/ this past week meant I listened to way more screamo somehow
my blasts while /meal/ was away
COMEBACK BLASTINGS
Lots of shit that's cool.
Plenty of shit that makes me >:(
that's how you know I'm based
Dave "The Megadiaper" Mustaine
Louis Cachet (formerly Varg Vikernes) = genius
Shalom
Don't forget Kerry "Fucking" King.
just not as based as me though B)
i realized i was a Anon Babble boomer when i went to reddit just to get my fix and i couldn't even figure it out. fuck that shit
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
More like Kerry Short King
did the /metal/ discord ever actually amount to anything
hector is a moderator it was leaked on shartee.
nothing more embarrassing than a grown man with cats
My birthday was last week during the down time ;_;
Hello /meal/, ive missed you
sure I'll buy that with no further research
Reminder that his metal discussions here are actually with another person and not with himself, if you believe otherwise you are schizophrenic
i regret to inform /metal/ that hector killed himself in the downtime. unable to talk to himself for 16 hours a day he succumbed to depression and overdosed on pineapple. RIP
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no one gives a shit about that bald cuck
Suno AI metal
le state of death metal man
matthewDzaz is gay and has aids
Great album.
Anyone listening to the new Kardashev album that dropped last night?
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Debunked
no
is it as gay as Liminal Rites? I don't completely hate deathcore but that was a miss for me
Shoegaze deathcore isnt metal
Okay seriously though guys. What's the most epic metal-related sơyjak?
Post 'em.
I kinda missed you guys btw
why are black people better at making metal than timmies?
Was it the one with the Rust in Peace OP image? I posted in there a couple times.
But Im glad this place is back. I've missed not talking about metal here. Not talking about metal elsewhere just didn't hit the same.
I like it, but I liked a lot of Liminal Rites and The Almanac.
For reference the only 'sub-genres' I don't enjoy are stuff like pornogrind/grindcore/slam
Very boomer take
but niggas cannot into wiggerslam, which is the final form of metal
Its even more gay
What's the lowest IQ metal?
dissoshit
oh look we're back!!!!
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post timer is now 120 seconds instead of 900
THANK FUCK
atmoshit unironically
Striborg is a legend. Where's your music? Yeah that's what I thought. Idiot
they can tho, theres a few afrobrazilian bands who do this better than timmies
where my ahulabrum aliens at?
It's a little too emo sounding for my taste. I can definitely see a bunch of hot chicks with bad taste in music listening to it.
BLASTING
I can definitely see a bunch of hot chicks with bad taste in music listening to it.
what is it? Hook a brotha up :)
Gotta get an Alexeypost in on the first thread back.
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BASED
i'm so glad I can post /core/ in /metal/ again
NSBM reigns supreme
Love me deathgrind
Love me caverncore
Love me raw bm
Love me funeral doom
Love me death/thrash
Love me war metal
Love me norsecore
Hey again boys and girls! WOOO!!!! I missed not being able to post my anti-dog metal :( LETS GOOO!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Leviathan peaked with the debut album.
Meant to reply to the kardashev anon poster.
Man, one week off, and I'm already rusty.
Great!
Artist: Kanye West
Album: KEK
Song: Cousins
Hanging with my cousin, reading dirty magazines
We seen two niggas kissin', we ain't know what that shit mean
Then we start re-enacting everything that we had seen
Wtf is this real?
Why would I go on that unit 8200 site?
all my niggas nazis
nigga heil hitler
This is fake.
stage 1: denial
there has to be at least one alien here
looked at a label's merch
they're selling t-shirts of kanye wearing the burzum t-shirt
Katy Perry of course:
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Ye has never made a bad song, maybe if he made metal it would be shit though
GRISEMELKEREN
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Here's to another twenty years
This version isn't bad, but prefer the Katy Perry studio version to this. The Mexico concert version reminded me of Abbath in Argentina though, only Katy Perry put in less effort. The crowd were totally flat also.
Why isnt this listed on MA yet
I need to know when I can pirate it and then mock it for being mid as hell
I always thought Blood Incantation was kinda overrated but holy shit that was a 10/10 Show today.
thank you tranny
I'm surprised the show would be good with the amount of farting around they typically do.
We're all in here to discuss metal btw
Shalom
My second time blasting this. Haven't decided if its as good as their previous releases yet.
Smelled better than Most DM shows
Nordmann now denies ever having had anything to do with the band. He was on MA telling them to remove him from the lineup.
Why would he lie about this now after two years? Is it illegal to insult Islam in Norway?
This shouldn't be good but it is
Aren't there literally pictures of him playing with them
Probably the best album I've heard this year so far, although I do still think The Grand Scheme of Things was better if only slightly.
Mogs Under the Sign of the Black Mark
It's the s/t for me, but I'm just a patrician metalhead.
Disagree
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who up crypting they opsy rn
Who are these wiggas and how are they so consistently good at songwriting
Pantera
even the single is shit this time
I am so fucking tired of nutopsy sucking massive lines of cock
Even if As Gomorrah Burns sucked I thought Flayed The Swine was "okay", this is just shit
Morrigan Motumal. Kvlt black metal ice cream.
Correct.
Now that the dust has started to settle a bit, what's the best Megadeth album ever?
zero hype
It’s so over for varg. Not even the ‘turns out so called racist’ quote guy cares.
WAKE ME UP! WAKE ME UP INSIDEEE!!!
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there's zero hype because it won't even be a metal release
how many people keep up with the latest Heilung release? Now divide from there.
Anything Varg releases is inherently metal.
FUCK YOU
No it isn't. Be quiet.
Glad you like :)
they've actually finally done it
they're fucking serious
this is actually real
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this is not a drill
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Metal for this?
BRINGGG MEEEE TO LIFEEE!! Forgot how much of a banger this was (is!) \m//
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the Rust in Peace remastered of vidya gaymes
posting. like. this.
kill yourself
Still waiting on those epic metal sơyjaks, guys. Are you all complete idiots?
Post 'em.
the soundtrack is honorary metal
I know more about metal than you. So don't tell me to be quiet.
one edible ain't enough so Imma eat another one and blast some dooooooom :)
Do all Burzum-listeners give their cousin head?
No. I won't.
they are all Filledofsemen
/Metal/ for this feel!!???
#cancelled
Kek. Also bit of cringe:
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retarded mutts fighting over worthless garbage
Hectorcore
I miss the 00's
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I'm hoping the general will be in better shape now. HAIL TRUE METAL!
I never understood what ice cream truck riffs were. Is it this? Or is that just a schizo term made up by the same guy who was calling everything “caged” for a while?
why aren't you listening to the new Conan?
you're not gay, are you?
lucky guy
stereotypical jangly black metal riffs sound like an ice cream truck jingle especially the 'triumphant' sound, it's not that deep bro
Better times than nowadays for sure. This sounded abit like an aggrotech song at the start even. Great stuff.
Have fun. Personally, I am enjoying a handful of beers and some Bilskirnir.
It normal here in Serbia, we rock epic style lml
Personally I miss when /metal/ actually had intelligent discussion. Patiently awaiting the return to glory.
this new green day song is a banger
Shut up faggot
Because Conan is boring as fuck dude. I saw them live a month or two ago thinking I might have got it wrong but nope they were just as boring as on their albums. I’d rather listen to many other new releases
When did this place ever have intelligent discussions lol?
metal attracts the lowest of IQs and autists. autists only present the illusion of intelligence when in reality all they offer is hyper fixated opinions
When we were into Dragonforce.
DAWN OF ASHES:
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I like Conan, he is such a funny late night host.
Low IQ post.
they got some great tracks but unfortunately not very much variation, especially after the original drummer left.
hawk as weapon, earthenguard, gravity chasm, and total conquest are all killer tracks
Correct.
Dude you will never drop your demo.
this is garbage compared to last year which was multiple days
Deicide to listen to better metal!
Cannibal Cringe
Well, it is Anon Babble after all. You're gonna get opinions outside the mainstream. I don't care if people call me schizo. I take it as a badge of honor. Also:
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hardcore
Not even once. I wish more metalheads hated hardcore faggots as much as I do. Stop coming to metal shows, stop booking hardcore bands to open for metal bands.
Timmy Henny deserves her own gen.
I've decided to use Riffusion to finish my demo actually
RAMSTEEN AT HOME! \m//
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Correct.
gay and autistic
for me, it's Akerstache
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Title: “Rotting Behind the Camera: Life on The Osbournes Set”
By Chad Everly, Former Director of The Osbournes
Ozzy Osbourne shit himself constantly. Not out of illness—out of disregard. He’d be standing still, sometimes mid-sentence, and you’d hear it: the dull, wet sound of something slipping out and landing in his pant leg. Sometimes it dropped to the floor. Sometimes it stayed in the fabric, spreading. He wouldn’t flinch. He’d mutter something about the dogs and shuffle away, trailing it behind him.
There were stains on every surface—walls, carpets, furniture. His waste was everywhere. Steaming piles under tables, smeared against doorframes. I once found a loose turd in a kitchen drawer. Still warm.
Ozzy blamed the dogs for all of it. Screamed at them, hit them. I saw him kick a spaniel down the stairs after stepping in his own mess. Another time he dragged a tiny white dog by the neck, shoved its face into a pile he’d clearly made, and whispered, “This is what you are.” Then he tried to feed it to them. He laughed while doing it.
Sharon watched all of this with a blank smile. “He’s not well,” she said once, while scrubbing human feces out of a couch cushion with hand soap. Then she lit a candle and left the room.
The dogs were wrecked. Constantly trembling, hiding. One of them developed a nervous tic, twitching its head every few seconds like it was being hit by invisible hands. None of them barked anymore.
Ozzy refused to use the toilet. Said it “took things from him.” He’d relieve himself in laundry baskets, behind curtains, once directly into a bowl of sugar on the kitchen counter. Sharon threw the sugar out but left the bowl.
The house stank of ammonia, mold, and rot. Flies everywhere. Crew members wore masks. One guy passed out during a shoot. Another cried behind a van and quit.
This wasn’t a reality show. It was a man slowly rotting in real time—his body, his mind, and everything around him. And no one stopped it.
Not even us.
God this is embarrassing
How did Robb Flynn managed to have a career for so long?
does /metal/ deserve to return?
well Metal Threat is around the same time of the year sounds like that would be more to your fancy
More like Machine Bad
ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG
ALL THE EVIL SEEM TO LIVE FOREVER
In truth? No. But we've returned anyways.
Thoughts on new Sleep Token?
Shygirl is pretty... pretty overweight! Lol
HEIL
UNATØNED
Kek does he think he's Underoath?
If this is true, it doesn't surprise me. Dog owners are usually worse than the dogs and they have the narcissism, neediness and entitlement issues. The dogs are basically their personal slaves. Alot of dog owners commit cruelty, so that's another reason why they should all be banned and euthanised humanely, so they don't suffer anymore:
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My dog is good, it loves metal. It's a cute Rottweiler-Bullterier Mastiff and always wears sunglasses and a gold chain. It also kills Serbians and rides a skateboard.
Real metal fans love our furbaby doggies.
IF YOURE GONNA DIE
DIE WITH YOUR BOOTS ON IF YOURE GONNA DIE
WELL, STICK AROUND GONNA CRY?
JUST MOVE ALONG IF YOURE GONNA DIE
YOURE GONNA DIE
If you value dogs over humans, you've already failed, especially if you're a supposed 'right wing' music fan. Of course, Hitler was a dog lover, but he was controlled opposition pretty much in the long run. I'll give you another song :)
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always wears sunglasses and a gold chain
Holy based. My dog ain’t do shit
Metal is inherently left wing. That why nsbm exists because the majority of us don’t care about politics other than ‘fuck the government soft anarchism’
Stop trying to hustle for money by spamming your channel's content here.
The Europeans really shit this place up. Horrible posters all of them
For me metal is mostly common sense. If someone or something annoys me, I point it out and don't give a shit. I don't think about the political ramifications or how it will relate to any 'school' play right or left divide and conquer 'politics'. With metal, and in real life, I try and be nice to everyone, unless someone goes out of their way to tell me they want a dog to eat me or similar. It's nice to be nice overall. 10 million banned users on Anon Babble btw. Did anyone catch any of the private reasons why I was banned? :)
My channel will never ask for money.
I can see that you have monetised your videos, stop lying you greedy asshole. Go to Reddit to shill.
the mudslime anti-dog faggot is still here
God dammit. Why did I miss this place?
Stop lying disinfo shill.
I can also see you only made $1.40 . Sad, no one watches your awful music.
This post is sponsored by dollar shave club
Feels good to have monetised Anon Babble posts now
Where do you see that? I haven't made a penny. Of course, I could go serious and record real tracks. Would you be even more pissed off then? :)
*returns*
*heems the whole thread
You joke, but money and Trumpist bullshit is what 'they' like to promote:
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This isn't /gg/ bud
Cats are great. If those were dogs, they'd be running in circles, attacking anyone in range, growling, barking, being annoying and the owners would be defending the indefensible:
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Yes I am
The whole idea is that I use free platforms, and I don't make any money myself. I just spread the truth. Don't believe the shills.
Who's the worst poster here and why is the Serbian schizo?
second webm
Those two cats are having a heated debate about who's the alpha of their little gang
What do you mean? I'm the best :)
Yeah, he is a horrible disgrace. Runty little hobgoblin methinks.
hello i am big fan of you music from croatia land. can you make ai song about how it ok to wear diapers? i have sick belly and have to poop in diaper and it very hard. i could use motivational song from ai metal.
every song on this album has at minimum 2/3 riffs that are so good they could've been extrapolated into their own songs.
i love the sound of perserverance so much.
Hello friend! No, I cannot do that. I would be contributing to a western psyop to discredit metal in general if I did. Hope you understand :)
Not listening to gAiy metal, fuck off
Hope the israelis weren't too annoyed with my rejection there lol.
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Hope you see more dogs in Serbia and that you eventually realize nobody here wants to listen to your shitty AI slop
Ay Ton’
How come when I ignore redditeurs and give an NSBM album a chance it often turns out to be genuinely inspired, enjoyable music?
not my cup of tea personally but glad you like it
my friend this actually make me cry. why are you making say that it bad to wear diapper now? i lose confident from thats.
Dog population is reducing in Serbia. I like being here for the good recommendations like Lethal - Programmed and that kinda thing, but some AI metal is cool too. Each to their own :)
You can always join Suno or Riffusion and make the song yourself ;D Riffusion is paywall now though. Greedy bastard bitches!
i have not the skll like you please do it my friend you are s o good it would mean world to me.
Preach, brother!
Friend, if you can use 4chin, you can learn to create a Suno song with the free program. To be honest, I think more people should do this instead of shitting on AI music in general, as you get some very good songs at times, that are better than alot of mainstream slop offerings.
BAN ALL DOGS FROM PUBLIC SPACES! \m//
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you is evil you are mocking me as a disabled person and making me feel bad about my sexuality. we in metal is family stop this nazi talk
Their alarm bells only go off if you post K*ltur
Okay. That's your opinion.
I'd love to see the private reasons for alot of the bans here. I know mine and 9.9999 million others were probably unjustified.
RAMMSTEIN!!! \m//
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Yeji = genius
After all the revelations, I'm surprised anyone would post here again. Yet, here we are.
You're gonna have to subscribe if you want that. I understand, you love my stuff and want it all in the one place. Anon Babble isn't Youtube friendly in that way though. It's free to subscribe though. I don't make a penny xD
Bumschwein sucks epic
Dave made Metallica.
this time away has made my Youtube become filled with videos trying to tell me about how bad Dave Mustaine is.
I refuse to believe it, Dave Mustaine is a genius
Deathstars are good also. They supported Rammstein on one of their tours :)
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The only thing Dave makes is a big poopie caca in his crappy nappy-
I singlehandedly revived Dave Mustaine discussion. You're welcome.
The only REAL problem with Megadeth?
Not enough albums.
i'd say its one of the gateway albums to extreme metal.
i do enjoy a nice sludgy fat riff as well though.
crowbar are pretty gud.
AI BLACK METAL REIGNS SUPREME \m//
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Can AI make Seigneur Voland style riffs yet?
Rock you like a Herman Li
AI is anti chud.
LET ME TELL YOU OF THE DAYS OF HIGH ADVENTURE youtu.be
Dissodiaper disasters are a kind of metal
WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA:
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Ozzy Osbourne has died of diaper rash.
Title: CrappyNappy Makes Me Happy
(Genre: Melodic Heavy Metal / Power Metal)
[Verse 1]
Marchin' through the fire, no shame on my name
Armor’s made of cotton, not fortune or fame
I've walked through your judgment, survived all your sneers
Stronger in my softness, I’m shifting the gears
[Pre-Chorus]
No chains, no pain, no mask I wear
I ride in freedom, I breathe bold air
This ain’t regression—it’s my crown
My throne's a diaper, I wear it proud!
[Chorus]
CrappyNappy makes me happy
I'm rolling thunder, soft but snappy
No fear, no fake, I own my way
I rock this padding every day
CrappyNappy makes me happy
Heavy heart, but light and zappy
Laugh if you will, I’ll never crack—
I’m metal, padded, and never look back!
[Verse 2]
Comfort is power, yeah, dignity too
Wrapped in defiance, I’m breaking through
Mock all you want, I won’t be denied
The loudest diaper in the pit—certified!
[Bridge - Breakdown]
Call me a freak, call me absurd
But your labels bounce off like a baby bird
I’ve found my freedom, I’ve found my crew
We ride the riff—and we poo too!
[Chorus – Repeat, Louder! ]
CrappyNappy makes me happy
I’m stompin’ stages, wild and scrappy
No shame, no hush, just primal screams
In armored fluff, I chase my dreams
CrappyNappy makes me happy
Sing it loud, no need to be sappy
We bang our heads with pride and glee—
CrappyNappy forever, that’s me!
[Outro – Epic Solo into Group Chant]
(Group chant, fading out over double kick drums)
Crappy! Nappy! Makes me! Happy!
Crappy! Nappy! Makes me! Happy!
I just roke up!!!!!!!!
I've never paid for a single album ever.
and i use ad blocker so even watching music videos doesnt give the artist monetary compensation.
i will never pay for any form of entertainment.
I take what i want for free.
that is all.
Musicians should not make money.
Get real jobs, you bummers.
Should've generated it with Suno and posted on Vocaroo or so. Not my kinda thing, as diapers remind me of doggy doo doo (song below) but don't let your dreams be memes!
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I purchase physical copies of my favorite NSBM albums.
Based opinion, unless they're really good, like Quorthon and some others.
i sometimes eat the doogie doo doo when i is hungry. alwys hungry in serbias
This is fucking dogshit, did boomers really?
why should you give money to a dead man ?
I doubt that.
Awful soggy diaper dreck. Poop Shartfart sucks. Gays can not make music.
Buying physical releases is for CHUMPS. Buying a CD from Bandcamp is on average like $50 CAD now anyways so fuck it.
It's better than their early stuff.
filtered.
why would i lie it is commons in serbia taste good when make spicey
Same.
Pretty based album after a few shots of vodka to be fair. I don't care about the gay stuff in general. Same with Twisted Sister and the trans debate, which sometimes comes up. The singers never tried to force their opinions on anyone. Either the world accepts diversity or we all become christian baptist church hypocrites at the end of the day. I don't care about gays or trans people. If people are nice to me and others, and more importantly intelligent, and don't care for evil creatures like dogs, then I'll be nice to them. I do try and be nice to people I don't agree with also. I think everyone can change for the better.
so much better than anything that serbian whoreson has ever produced
You know hate is usually love :) Glad you like my stuff. You're welcome in Belgrade anytime honey ;D
there's finally a Doom Metal lineup in my area
The one fucking day I'm out of town
Ahhhh this is worse than losing Anon Babble for ten days (I missed you)
filtered because it's bad
yeah I guess so.
Finding Rammstein songs I haven't heard before. Great stuff! \m//
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I don't get the appeal of any of Judas Priest's material.
it's literally the gayest metal band to ever exist with their gay pride parade biker leather look.
Iron Maiden was clearly the better NWOBHM band.
this troon was really spamming Anon Babble until 2am in her shithole country lmao