Warloghe AOTY edition.
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/metal/
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
Looks like he's about to take a shit in the snow.
Which is more embarrassing?
Super Collider
St anger. Lulu is actually good
Burzum (NEW)
St. Anger by a mile, Lulu was just modern Lou Reed songs with Metallica playing in the background.
The fact that can sell out multiple times and still have a fan base. It's because there are no iconic metal bands that formed later than the late 90s that metallica can draw 60,000 ppl to a show.
St. Anger. Lulu was more Reed's baby than Metallica's.
Is Slipknot the last iconic metal band?
I literally just listen to metal and sit and wait for a post on /metal/ until I sleep and rake up again
Metal for this feel
Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Mastodon, Mesguggah, yeah
I’ll bust a cap yo ass if you ain’t listen to slough feg - traveller supplement, playa!
BLASTING
Sleep Strokin - who here wacks off in their sleep?
Wherever I am, I must coom
What kind of metal does he listen too?
soulless, corporate industry plants like Knocked Loose
Should I write a concept album about the disorder that causes people jerk off in their sleep? I saw an interview with dream theater and their new album there's some retarded Boomer drivel about sleep disorders, mines going to be about yanking your wanker when you trying to sleep bro
I think you should write a concept album about the epidemic of male loneliness :(
he looks like an Ehnahre fella
The Number of the Mr Beast Burgers, order #215 you're up!
way to harsh my chill
Sad Chicken Wings of Destiny
Metallica - Jump in the Friar
Metallica - Fap to BLACKED
Slayer- Seasoning the Lobster Bisque
Great metal discussion, guys
what about a Chinese buffet called Trapped Under Rice
I prefer the Austrian weiner restaurant Sausage, Inc.
May…
IT’S ULTRA MONTH
not big enough
titcows only
signed, titwcow director of /metal/
We don't judge women's boobs on such a caveman-level scale sorry but you're going to have to leave
Incorrect.
We are cavemen here and love caveman riffs
and jizzstains for all...
so, every album cover is going to be AI sloppa from now on?
I want to die in those tits, smothered, mothered, buttered
What if slayer named it Show No Mérci and metalheads were like no way that's gay, go back to San Francisco fudge packers?
No, I am correct you are leaving
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Is this metal
They're from L.A. though
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We be junkiez lol
Metalheads would have said oui oui baguette.
Whose scene is better: France or Quebec?
cute, i don't usually kiss fellow metalbros but i have an urge to peck you up and down ri now
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Megadeth or Metallica? Pick one.
Syrup chuggers do death metal better. Frogs mog them in black metal.
what's your opinion on Spite?
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Megadeth
luv it
Would
that's my sister you sick fuck.
kino symphonic black metal
from Alabama
I need more deep south true black metal.
Last night I Beast-Burgered your sister
Pretty sure Alabamans couldn't ever afford metal instruments
metal songs that you've cried to:
i'll start
Pantera - Cemetary gates
Listen jerk i didn't post my sister almost nude for you to have sex thoughts about or whatever. That's sick.
damn this shit is boring
Det Som Engang Var, just from the sheer beauty.
*would feed her to some sharks. (after tying her to a bed and slowly and helplessly addicting her to fentanyl for 4 weeks)
hope that's better ;)
Yeah that's better.
ARYAN TRIUMPH - FORGING AN IRON WILL
RIP Trevor.
Metallica desu
they aren't
Anthrax is still the band for real metalheads
Anthrax is the best band for contrarians.
if your album cover is an impressionist painting with no band logo it's not going to be good
if your album cover is an impressionist painting with no band logo it's going to be good
Charlie Benante is as good a drummer as Dave Lombardo.
LOL yeah maybe in retard-ville! You must be the mayor there
This mfer the actual mayor of retardville omdssss
Should I listen to this album?
I don't see Dave drumming for Pantera, do you?
this is costume goth
over-rated
Sister's of Mercy -Susanne
is true Goth
thats not metal. Metallica and Testament and Anthrax are Metal. this is shit goth, clown music
Democratic Solution is their best althoughbeit
shawn lane was cute before he became Meatloaf Jr
Sleep Token, Spiritbox, the list goes on...
dude was too smart to not develop some kind of ocd habit(s)
also wrong thread
shit goth
no
clown music
yes
Where's the rule that we can only talk about shitty grunt vocal music that all sounds identical?
i suppose some of those jonas helborg + jeff sipe + shawn lane fusion albums have a metal thing going at points
tfw you will never hear Good People In Times Of Evil for the first time again
Megadeth obviously
Even this insincere fag
Thank you, it was practically shred music, and that's metal.
viking time
Remember reading a record review for Deicide in Guitar World one time, and it was back when that magazine was a lot better in the reviewer said he wondered if Glenn Burton would be hired to deliver pizza with that upside down cross on his face after Deicide went shitsville.
ONCE UPON THE CRUST
best post of the thread so far
Kek so true *upvotes*
XD
Pantera
GN mealheads
Guinea metalheads? What about them?
its literally morning
I just roke up
I hate metal fans
OP i no gutpela long metal rules Mi bin givim hanjob long wanpela hos aste nait
...
BLESS ME FATHER
Morbid Angel
BURN
WITH
JESUS
OUGH
Sussy metal
Luc Lemay
There's an ocean of semen in you
BASED
I pumped it out long ago.
i just roke up
Morning sweaty make sure to brush your teeth before breakfast ;)
Deicide
brush teeth
BEFORE breakfast
fucking psychopath
Why is J-Dawg's wife such a respectful well-mannered woman?
she's a footslut with a roided up manlet raising her child brah brah
Have you watched the interviews on the channel? It’s less bad now but she used to interrupt constantly with no mic and ask questions we can’t hear.
All untrue.
Smelling my wife's ass and getting hard when it smells like shit
1989 - 1993
this but the exact opposite
Getting hard when you smell your husbands clean penis? Sounds right. Im about to have rough stinky sex to pungent stench with my wife
be sure to blast the band pungent stench
For god your soul.. for me your flesh is their best album
based and wife's ass smell pilled
If her pussy doesn't stink, I don't want her
her
Oh sorry, his pussy. Put on some ghost for fucking his pussy
hearty kek
her eyes kinda scare me
soulless, corporate industry plants like every black metal band ever
Do most metalheads have mental disorders? I’m not being insulting, I have clinical depression, dyslexia and ADHD. I’m just wondering if most other metalheads do
i prefer some sleep token, but you do you brah
butt rock ahh
If you don't have Aspergers you're not metalhead
SOOOORRRRRRROOOOWWWW
fuck you i like it
marty friedman is the greatest guitarist of all ti-
aspergers doesnt exist anymore, its just autism brah brah
The drumming, general GarageBand production sound and even the vocals are so poor that no amount of magical riff weavery is going to save this or any other composition that continues in this endless, plodding style.
Sad that one of the genre's purveyors has come to this.
Cradle of filth - Chud and her embrace
thank you ratthew
autism is based. i wish i had it instead of adhd. my ex has autism, literally the most pure hearted well intentioned person i met on this miserable planet, too bad i fuck everything up and push people away oh well, at least metal wont ever leave me
Varg rips off van halen aint talkin bout love and metallica call of ktulu in one of his new songs
yeah, always sad when retards try to cash in on something they did 30+ years ago. the current reunion tour/"playing X album in full" culture is one of the cringiest and most soulless trends in modern music
it's truly amazing how some artists just lose all sense of good taste as they get older. like what the fuck happened?
he/she sounds based anon, you will have it again. just be aware of why it failed, learn from it and keep an open mind and heart.
being autistic just makes me freak out in large groups of people and makes really into doom metal
muh mental disorders
all made up
you people just didn't learn how to behave
Varg seriously needs to get back in contact with his old mixers and producers because this is so close to being on par with his early 2010s material but the production is still holding him so far back
YWNBAE
eh, ive given up on that dream. as fucking sad as it is, i still dream about her most nights. us just going for walks and sharing time together, its been like 3 years lol, i try my best but my heart is a melancholic beast.
Heavy metal!!!!!!!!
gayest shit I've read all week
i try my best but my heart is a melancholic beast.
ACERO LETAL
Everything from Black Album and beyond.
feelings are metal
That’s fine. Never said I’m proud of myself
Dating the retarded is immoral
I believe you'll find another love again anon
Correct.
If she's down i'm down iykwim
Grausamkeit? More like grau sam balls.
Deathgrind
deathspeed
Thanks bro
This axe was made to fucking grind
based
corpse, cannibal
barnes, chriEEEEEEEEEEEE
Under, six feet
Hot for teacher
GIGABASED
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
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Finally found a German DM band I actually enjoy. Riff-writing is a little tame, but the drums are great. The vocalist throws in some Van Drunen-style mid-pitched howls, but also knows how to shut up and let the band thrash.
Having Dan fucking Swanö at the desk also doesn't hurt.
Having Dan fucking Swanö at the desk also doesn't hurt.
Not listening!
Having Dan fucking Swanö at the desk also doesn't hurt.
not listening!
Kek, based. He will never produce my album.
new putridity sounding nice as fuck
we eating good again brutalfags
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are we partying tonight, bros?
if you count "getting drunk alone in my room playing Civilization and jerking off to femboy porn while blasting shit metal" a party, then yeah
sounds good to me anon