Snake charmer riffs edition
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/metal/
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
nasty
such as shit album cover
Christian metal band Knocked Loose continue to make the Jewish shills seethe.
I bet you think the song "In the Year 2525" is also shit
thank god the other thread got deleted
that album cover is sick
HAIL NORDMANN, GREATEST METAL VOCALIST OF ALL TIME
diggies confirm
Epic.
Death, Cannibal Corpse, Morbid Angel, etc.
you're paid to post that band here and it's not working because i still haven't listened to them lol
NORDMANN
Literally sounds like the name a south american larping as a european would choose kek
thank you rabbi
Knocked Loose, Loose, Knocked, Knocked "The Fuck" Loose, etc
Why is the schizo obsessed with South America?
Siri, set a timer
Chuck (formerly Sneed) Schuldiner
hey these Anon Babble kids are antisemitic maybe if you call them jews they'll come around to our flavor of the month industry plant
nice try retards
Matches the shit vocals
Just another boogeyman
Kaevum
They don't need to shill to you fucking runts lmao are you low IQ (rhetorical question)
thank you rabbi
reverse opposite day anti-shill shilling
nice try shekelberg
Kaevum - Kultur not so good, time to move on
Kaevum - Kultur very good, thought we were all just joking but very good album.
*taps mic*
Ahem
All these people playing Pokëmon Go
*crickets chirping*
But how do we make them Pokëmon Go to the shows
*crowd bursts out in a roar of laughter*
And everybody clapped
we were joking, you fell for it lol
I just roke up
yeah channel■ totally in every way will do those down shows in tehama county yeah like literally when i do those down shows with chine■ it means that i win every argument literally THAT GETTING SENT THROUGH THROTTLE ACID
Correct.
I just roke up
ya THAT NOT MATCHING AT ALL THAT getting sent through a music printer and having to hear that Morbid Angel soundchecking with ligature groove
You can only speak for yourself here, there is no "we" :)
Knocked Loose merch finally arrived
Just saw kaevum live. They ATE and left no crumbs
It's literally 4AM
finna?
I got up at 8(PM)
music.youtube.com
Is this metal
Not clicking, but if you have to ask...
yass, they are very slay
Paused it halfway through and left it alone for a while, so I'm just going to blast it again from the start.
Morbid Angel
Never listened never will
youtube.com
youtube.com
Heilung are /metal/
are you metal, you fucking guy?
the GOATs
cringe and not metal
.
How much did your rabbi pay you to say that?
Stop stealing my material, you fucking guys.
Picrel.
That's a great song. Never thought I'd see it mentioned here.
I tried
it was sounding alright and then the vocals came in and I just started laughing and I can't
This was p. gud.
cool album cover. I think ill give this a listen
Metal in a nutshell
i'm not sure what youre talking about. a bunch of hippie fags moaning over a shitty techno beat is not metal.
where on the internet to find cool music nowadays?? its not worth using this general anymore because its so much shit. i cant take the bots anymore i swear
metal
videogame soundtracks
military marches
no not all metal, not even all thrash though some thrash can have bad vocals
just Artillery
the falsetto
I just can't.
Saar
Cathedral is total shit
their first album is great, if you like doom. dont care for the rest
youtube.com
Check this out
literally me
Do you have multiple personality disorder
Forest of Equilibrium is shit. The Carnival Bizarre meanwhile is their only good album. Can't stand Dorrian's vocals but at least on Carnival the music itself is good. Forest sounds too much like a death doom/funeral doom record.
The vocals ruin every one of their albums
this but all metal
And then to top it off, there's those vocals. Vocals are usually the least important element for me when reviewing a riff-based extreme metal album. But you know, I draw the line when the vocalist sounds like a retarded Muppet, and the vocals are pushed to the forefront of the mix, as if we're expected to sing along.
IMMORTAL
more 'lation
Obituary - Slowly We Rot
wouldn't you like to know, weather boy
you people don't make any sense. are you acting like retards on purpose?
Rock you like a Herman Li
Forest of equilibrium is their best, anyone who says other wise has busted taste.
Mithras - Worlds Beyond the Veil
music.youtube.com
music.youtube.com
Metalheads actually think this is good lmfao
Don't try to gaslight me faggot.
Looking for more raw BM that makes use tasteful of synths/keyboards and dungeon synth elements like Pale Swordsman and Obedient Form (linked below)—no corny overblown symphonic shit please.
Insane clown pussy
Is it true that Herman topped Tim Hensen?
Pale Swordsman
not corny overblown symphonic shit
Are you fockin high m8?!?!
Progressive Power Symphonic Pirate Viking metal
Pale Swordsman sounds like Burzum/unholy trinity Darkthrone with some light use of piano on a few tracks, so what the fuck are you talking about fag?
Can't believe she's really dead bros... it's all my fault
more gaslighting
Pale Swordsman is in reality some intensely onions shit, fagboy. I know because I've listened to it.
lol whut
thank you femcuck sister
Hot
Incoherent post
Misspelled Mustaine there, must have been the caps
Check this out
So far it's about the same as the other albums after Unholy Cult... don't know why MA rates it lower than the rest.
Metallum has shit taste in any music, just see their ratings for bands like Kaevum or SW if you need a reference
what death metal albums are as good as none so vile and annihilation of the wicked
Bolt Thrower
Not sure but there are a lot of better albums in other subgenres
Charting?
such as?
Sunbather
Pentastar
Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
Life Metal
My nigga. Fuck Sunbather tho.
None really. The best I got is Akercocke -Antichrist but that has tons of Black in it.
Altars of Madness is 10/10.
I don't actually listen to any metal albums I just read the reviews (true story)
just see their ratings for bands like Kaevum or SW if you need a reference
Carelian Satanist Madness is le epic 88%
Natur 97%
no one even bothered reviewing Kultur as it's so forgettable
Seems about right to me.
Post your Aprils, cunts.
Deicide - Legion
This mfer listens to Nickelback lmfaoooo didn't bother looking at anything else
no, baitposter
thank you ratthew
Don't know who that is but this Matthew guy sure has this general on the ropes very often
Nickelback are overhated and totally metal.
You're a baitposter, you fucking guy.
when the retarded shitpost has one of your favourite bands on it
You quite literally do not belong in this thread.
I AM SIEGE UBSESSED
based to a level that is not visible to mortals
Hell yeah mate.
Yet I am here. What are you gonna do about it, you fucking guy? Cry? Cry and piss and shit your pants? Kys.
"GATEKEEPING"
Can someone show me one literal, tangible example of such a thing? I bet you can't.
Holy shit.
AOTD
This mfer actually checked lmfaooooo
Taylor Swift posting battyman
if its the crown then youre aight
otherwise you got issues lil bro
very fucking BASED
Dogshit tastelet post
its not the crown
oh no no no no
Doubling down on the dogshit low IQ taste? Nice one
Who the fuck has The Crown as one of their favorite bands? They are kinda bland
Isis - Panopticon
if its the crown then youre aight
t.ourist