A real axeman edition
FAQ: pastebin.com
/metal/
first for Pantera is for fags
early by 4 seconds
true and correct
based
fifth for only first wave is real
Reminder that melodeath is just death metal with added homosexuality and femininity.
WHERE ARE THE DAMN BLASTINGS
i don't know what thread to use
The other one is 90% the serbian AI guy posting and then a couple actual normal ones.
schizo metal
this thread is early and will likely be deleted soon
use this thread instead:
what a creepy looking cover
PLEASE GIVE ME DUPLICATE THREAD ATTENTION
IT HAS A SCHIZO IN IT!!!!
are the jannies that autistic about thread creation times?
I guess at least both threads aren't kpop general images
Well if it's any consolation the dude killed himself shortly after he released it. That makes it less creepy right
the best kind
more creepy, haunted album art
OMG NAZIS!!
BOAT ROWER
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depends who's on the clock. sometimes they'll delete it if you make it before 310 posts, other times they won't
Depends on your definition of creepy I guess
we love boat frower here
LLN
I just boat rowed up
2 threads again
At least neither are simp editions.
this
i found the dumbest poster on Anon Babble
i found the dumbest poster on Anon Babble
no that's me >:(
I notice you didn't offer a rebuttal.
Justice went platinum 8 weeks after release. They were all over MTV after One's music video in 1989. They were at the Grammy Awards that very year. But sure they didn't go mainstream because of their 80's material.
think about this: metallica wouldn't have even had the opportunity to make the black album and work with big producers like bob rock if they weren't already rising stars.
Rammstien is a band for dorks
no shit
Cringe autistic losers spotted
well is he wrong? the black album was the first metal I ever even heard but that may have just been because of my age.
when I was growing up all the adults told you metal was bad, and then I heard Enter Sandman and thought it was pretty cool, and started looking back at older stuff starting with and Justice For All then Ride the Lightning, I then got into Megadeth and Slayer.
so for me at least as a kid, the Black Album was my gateway into metal.
but I was like 9.
so it might have just been timing/age for me personally. But I could see it happening for others too, Enter Sandman, and Nothing Else Matters and Unforgiven were easy radio friendly songs that would appeal to people and be an on ramp to thrash metal.
There's also just.. Metallica's cleaner image and aesthetics.
Consider people growing up in mainstream America, probably in Christian households in the 80's and early 90's. You'd have parents who went through Satanic Panic, their kids are not going to get started in Metal with album covers with zombies, skeletons, and demons in hell with a band with a Pentagram as its logo and a band with the word "Death" in it
but Metallica is a pretty neutral name. The cover was just all black with a rattlesnake on it. a rattlesnake is a patriotic American image.
There's nothing satanic about the lyrics you hear on MTV in the videos.. Enter Sandman is clearly about having nightmares.
It's much easier for someone to get into than say Reign in Blood or Hell Awaits.
Nobody gets their start in metal with blatantly Satanic themes and imagery.
Cool blogpost but Metallica never had satanic imagery so I'm not sure what point you're trying to make here. They had a platinum record two months after release, they were selling out arenas, they were all over MTV, they were at the Grammy's. They were mainstream by the late 80's, there is no two ways around it.
I always confuse Death Angel and Dark Angel
death angel is mid and not even worth bothering with imo. dark angel on the other hand is one of the nastiest fastest thrash bands of the 80s
like I said, it might have just been my age/timing. It was their gateway album for me and I did go back through their catalog. But I wasn't sure if that was a more common thing or not.
but back then it was going to take cleaner imagery for me to even try a band.
Now I don't care.
I used to have the same issue honestly
literally how
Gene Hoglan is a genius
They are both 80s thrash bands
THE CITY IS GUILTY
THE CRIME IS LIFE
THE SENTENCE IS DEATH
DARKNESS DESCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
that sound nothing alike!
just came home from the most embarrassing gig I've ever attended, this was absolutely pathetic and I can't even keep drinking because I swore I won't drink alone anymore
...alone at home*
tell us about it sis
other thread is just the schizo railing about dogs again
Ultra based
it's a sad life he lives
NSBM reigns supreme
NSBM reigns supreme
in my pants hahahhaa
you can add "in my pants" to just about anything and it makes it funny
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
Slayer - Jesus Saves
Jesus - Slayer Saves
lol & they apologized profusely for that
and i was just thinking to myself "what a nice quiet thread, no schizos, not even the darkthrone favela monkey spammer was here" methinks i spoke too soon!
Slayer - Circle of Beliefs
Beholding poster is beloved here
Saves - Jesus Slayer
lol, no, they did not.
Blasting
check it out
“Darkthrone can only apologize for this tragic choice of words,” Fenriz and Nocturno Culto wrote in an apology letter that revealed the anti-Semitism in Norwegian society. “In Norway the word ‘Jew’ is used all the time to mean something that is out of order. If something breaks down, if something is stupid, etc… When we wrote ‘Jewish behavior’ in our previous press statement, we could have easily have (sic) written, according to the Norwegian language ‘stupid’ instead.”
In later years, band member Fenriz expressed regret over these past statements, describing them as "disgusting" and attributing them to a phase of youthful anger
The band continued by stating it was not political in any way and that none of its albums had “contained any racism/fascism or Nazi slant at all.” When the controversy continued to rage in certain circles, Darkthrone included the following message in their 1995 album Panzerfaust: “Darkthrone is certainly not a Nazi band nor a political band. Those of you who still might think so, you can lick Mother Mary’s asshole in eternity.”
Yes they definitely were being serious
they apologized profusely
no they didn't
provide source of them apologizing profusely
they were joking xD
what a retard you are
Ironic post
Hey, newfag, none of that was about the lyrics on Panzerfaust. You are too new to even know what they were "apologizing" for. After that incident, they went right out and recorded Panzerfaust, including the lyrics which have buck-broken you. You know fuck all.
One drink won't hurt. Come on anon, have some fun you deserve it!
Darkthrone included the following message in their 1995 album Panzerfaust: “Darkthrone is certainly not a Nazi band nor a political band. Those of you who still might think so, you can lick Mother Mary’s asshole in eternity.”
You're stuttering now.
Did you ever see the Plaguewielder (that's a Darkthrone album) sleeve signed by Fenriz (he's a member of Darkthrone)? It was authenticated at auction. It's a beauty.
If it ain't on the cosmic codex, I ain't listening. Sorry but that's just how it is.
Im about to listen to some metal, guys. Wish me luck.
ok then mr. darkthrone historian, please enlighten the class as to what he's apologizing for then
Stay safe and have fun, buddy
this RAWKS
You're moving the goalpost now.
Did you ever see the press statement Darkthrone made about Transilvanian Hunger (that's a Darkthrone album) where Fenriz (he's a member of Darkthrone) apologizes profusely for writing "We would like to state that Transilvanian Hunger stands beyond any criticism. If any man should attempt to criticize this LP, he should be thoroughly patronized for his obviously Jewish behavior" in the album liner notes? It was authenticated by the press. It's a beauty.
Great!
Excellent
reminder pretty can be combined with awesome to make something pretty awesome
Trhå
You really should have come prepared with all your little wiki entries—you've had enough time—but you fucked it all up.
You said they apologized for these lyrics You have been proven wrong. Maybe you can still get a shekel for trying.
Fpbp
Prove it
You have been proven wrong.
you didn't prove anything? in fact you still haven't answered for the information provided here
great album ngl
CORRECT.
Yes henlo I would like to apologize for my previous endorsements of National Socialism, I wasn't serious but I do appreciate the music and will continue to listen and endorse the music I love. Shalom all!
TOTAL NSBM SUPREMACY
WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING BLASTING RIGHT NOW
First Fragment
I'm trans btw
dying fetus - wrong one to fuck with
Yeah?
TRannies cant cope with the fact fascist chuds can also make good music
Normal niggas like me accept the music whetever it comes
Tranny niggas love NSBM thoughbeit
Correct.
Ah yeah incel chuds who transmaxxed because they couldn't get pussy or were too weak and fragile to be a relatively normal homosexual
You're correct
Metal is for trannies only.
I just roke up.
fascist chuds can also make good music
source? the number of good NSBM bands i can count on a couple fingers
Label: darker than Black
Maybe they just wanted to be women and wanted to continue the trajectory of metalheads (see: hair metal)
Label: darker than Black
mikko aspa?
Btw I like all metal not just seek for nsbm unlike the average Kulturtranny here
Satanic Warmaster interview (ORIGINAL)
most normal well-adjusted people are like that
Yeah, normal well adjusted people don't post here, thankfully
bloebus
mikko aspa is a gay autistic pedophile that jacks off to anime 10 times a day
My only problem with Anthrax is they don't play enough shows, amazing band
Louis Cachet was brutally raped in the bitterly cold winter of '94.
Not metal
Kaevum is not National Socialist
I have seen this exaggerated rumor floating around, do you happen to have a source for it?
No? You're just lying?
Yes it is, you just have to wait for the epic metal breakdown
Take a chill pill Matthew
The anti-Kultur poster is a grisemelker
finna heem this chinless skinny fat nigga
The only thing you can count on your fingers is your boyfriend's shit
Is that...?
It was about the OG back cover for Transilvanian Hunger you clueless newfag
Lurk for 2 more years at least ;)
what is it with incels and thinking about men's assholes all the time?
XD
not just seek for
my honest reaction when i browse this general
Kill yourselves
no u
Yes
Love yourselves
You're no incel, poo-jabber.
Ling? Yes.
After learning 66.6% of the posters on this website are really Israeli bots and glowies I can no longer gain the same enjoyment from posting here. Been posting all day and got virtually no enjoyment so far. WoW this place really truly does suck. I am going to just use twitter and rym like a normal person, yeah, see you later schizoids
the israeli post count was fake you dumbass
I too think Kaevum sucks.
HEIL HANNEMAN
Anon Babbletourgeist
HEIL
Why did you just respond to your own post?
Why did you?
I dont use Anon Babble, and I am not even a right winger nor a zionist prick, I was joking about the Israeli bots and glowies part, but yeah this place still truly sucks and Im glowing to twitter, rym, etc. BYE!
the kaevum spammer says that multiple people post the album, but every time you post any sort of comment that isn't 100% licking its asshole, she is always there to cry and call you jewish.
just thought that was an interesting observation and wanted to share that.
If you're leaving maybe you should close the thread next time you fucking dumbass lmfao
she
is this babe single?!
Shalom
someone used inspect element on 4plebs's country statistic list, the original post count is for the usa
you stupid sacks of shit
By Kaevum spammer you’re actually referring to the Norsetourist bootlicker who has taken up where he left off. This person is completely deranged and any mention of Kultur sends him sputtering about the boogeyman that only exists in his mind
Norsetourist bootlicker
Is that the guy who wouldn't shut up about Pytten for a period of time?
I just think they're neat.
of course, my fellow gentile.
If Matthew ever decides to spam Kaevum, there will be a profound meltdown.
Megadave's Chicken Stand Review (8/10)
Music's good and all, when the music's good of course
y so mean? we like being nice here.
He does do that already.
First he posts the original unedited version. Then the clown edit one.
Then a couple of the ghibli AI ones. It’s become one of his rituals
My name is Marshall and I don't post the clown one, that one's cringe and low IQ
grindcore reigns supreme
Yeah, supremely shit
john gallagher from dying fetus is a weak man
Fuck Scott burns
depends, kids today don't know how to make it the proper way so most of the modern bands sounds like shit (in a bad way), too clean
dying fetus fans are all weak men
what would seth putnam have thought about this thread?
seth putnam died because his heart sucks
More like Seth pootman LOL
white Anon Babble and black Anon Babble linked up
More accurate depiction
NHH
Quality war metal.
Just heard Ultra early. Kanye's feature on side B is insane.
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
This simply is NOT true.
Megadeth!
I love AI so much its unreal
I was hanging out in the other (ded) thred and there was another (active) thred the entire time?? Fuck me.
126348880
Bizarre gimmick
sick cover, too bad it's funeral doom poop
Megadeth should make a video game!
aww man you don't like anything in the subgenre?
only funeral doom band i can handle is esoteric, but that's because they're basically the pinnacle of the genre. i'm more of a fast metal guy.
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I bought this blindly (or deafly) from Hell's Headbangers and it turns out the second band I had never heard of, Black Sun Order, is 100% Muhammad Pedophile doing NSBM
FILM STUDIOS, HIRE THIS MAN
Death Angel
Dark Angel
Morbid Angel
I know a couple of the guys in this band
I like the guy behind Ancient Necromancy. Tell him /metal/ sends support.
Kaevum - Ultra
ULTRA KAEVUM
I correspond with R. Förster from time to time...
Ozzy Osbourne should make a video game
Correct.
Ozzy Osbourne should just stop being old and stop having Parkinson's too. It's all in the mind and Ozzy has ruined his with drugs.
Ozzy would have been great in Kaevum - Kultur.
I hope Sharon makes an android of him when the technology arrives. METAL OZZY!
Sharon is a genius.
Ozzy Osbourne should make a video game
He would be great in any of the new Star Wars films honestly as one of the old evil empire dictators I swear, having Ozzy just in one of those films would immortalize him and his legacy forever
I bought this blindly (or deafly) from Hell's Headbangers
go look after your wife's son jdawg
J-Dawg still hasn't answered my question.
I don't like death metal post songs to convince me to like it
Chuck "Big Sneedus" Schuldinger
we listen to records all the way through here.
The Adventures of Ozzy & gang: Rise of the ZOGbots
can't believe chatgpt actually went through with this.. lol
Ayheist sucks
The amount of meloshit on this chart is so embarrassing
Correct!
is that supposed to be a specific black metal musician?
and is that .. Elvis?
luv me some dad riffs, simple as
thats me on the right
Ozzy is gay and has AIDS.
I am albino.
youtu.be
Is green day metal?
Did he get it from Varg or vice versa?
thrash metal
black metal
death metal
doom metal
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
why did they put jdawg on the cover bros?
Go away
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Is this metal?
You remembered <3 <3
That's poo lad
you first
I have no idea who you are but you can suck my dick and promptly kill yourself afterwards for the livelihood of metal culture
for me, its dani sophia
Lady gaga lookin ass
Correct.
Ozzy's the beer thief
see Testament cited as an example of a thrash band getting heavier in the 90s
listen to youtu.be
it's groove metal with deeper vocals
It's 9PM
Dave Mustaine may not make good music, but he sure makes a damn good sandwich!
Good to see simptard continuing to waste his life.
rolling
Not a simp but women do simp for him, and yes the demo is coming along smoothly
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dunno why I haven't checked this album out sooner
I like the #6- Marty Fried Man kosher grilled chicken on a bagel.
im so tired i forgot where the joke was going, nvm
Marty Friedman might be Jewish but some say that's how he learned to be one of the greatest guitarists ever
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Blasting
I think you meant to say chimp XD
LOL good one
This is trippin me out now
there was literally a video game on the Ozzman Cometh compilation
Needs more weed
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HEIL BONGZILLA
Ozzy Osbourne is basically evil John Lennon except John Lennon was actually evil and all Ozzy ever did was get high and beat Sharon a few times.
He tried to stab her to death while high on coke and drunk in 1983. And that's metal.
ALLLL ABOARRRD
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha haa