/metal/

America

Red white and blue

That's not even the real Summer, she had a bigger nose

Are you a stalker?

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

And destruction upon the holy man

Who hails a jew

There's already one

HEIL

NSBM reigns supreme

if you're an incel

I'm volcel so your post is inherently low IQ

Wow, is are Marshall really just a CIA operative made to disrupt our extremely high IQ /metal/ general? What do we do, bros???

based

He really is a genius playing 5 dimensional chess with us all, he's really trying to reshape our metal discussion into being low IQ unlike how it was a few years ago. Can't believe our extremely adept metal discussion is being disrupted by Marshall, the badass CIA agent brought here because metal is so powerful...

Ozzy Osbourne would have been great in Knocked Loose

Schizo metal bands?

Take your meds schizo.

Think you responded to the wrong post lad

/metal/ more like /mental/ lmfao

Bump.

ENOUGH FROM THE RAT

Metalcuck post

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/mental/

blasting post

mexican tranny's

uploaded: 9 years ago

Ever jack it to rly old tranny porn then find out they killed themself after?

Now updated to include our niche community of intellectuals.

great post, should be in the official new thread though.

Hell yeah.
IMO It's hotter

Best post in the thread.

I just roke up

HEIL

hello ricky retardo
first day on the chans?
this place got hacked a few weeks ago and the leaks showed that the janny's get alerts when a thread they don't like hits bump limit and they snipe the next op and samefag the first 30-50 posts to set the tone and make it less interesting.
they do it in mundane threads like "league of legends general" and "denim general"
and they call you schizo if you notice their fuckery.

cool pic did you find that on facebook?

NOO you can't just pretend every post is a different poster and ignore patterns that are staring you in the face like that!

ULTRA BASED

get out of my fucking walls now

that's it, I'm going to start a 12 hour goon session

Will meth be involved?

females are not allowed on /metal/

Not clicking any of these links

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Nobody ever listens to vocaroos
I've posted vocaroos of me taking huge diarrhea shits and posted them here and nobody replied or anything

They listen when I'm the one posting them but generally yeah

Thank you for your contributions trans sister

I'm a dude but Incoherent reply

Kill yourself
(I'm not the ritualposter, it's just what you need to do)

Didn't listen to any of those non-Marshall vocs but why are metalheads so lame?

Boring metal?

Nobody's listening but keep on spamming yeah
voca.ro/15keK3FCk09L

This triggers the schizoroo

Nooo how dare you post an OP that isn't a shitty metal album cover?

And /metal/ died swiftly afterwards... RIP

make a new thread

Metal to fix home appliances and sip cold beer to?

there's a lot of crossover with noise and grindcore but those tend to be the more punk-y grindcore bands than metal-y ones.

I used to live on Kenmore, still remember that cute gal leaving her shoes on my doorstep and being absolutely baffled lmaooo like who does that

Electric wizard btw

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Everyone says punk isn't metal so I'm not going to listen sorry, I only listen to metal now

When the FUCK is Doja Cat going to release her metal album

We're all in here btw

When the FUCK will scientists find your chin?

Hello, cringe department

Metal Marshall songs

ghost, baby metal, sleep token

the holy trinity of keeping metal alive in 2025

I listened to Sleep Token for the first time recently. Wtf? Shit's not even metal, like at all. It's like post rock with a tiny bit of screaming at the end of every song.

lmfao

Dave Mustaine found Jesus so he's a genius really

What's your beef with jesus dawg

Judeobeast Assassination> mocking the philanthropist > kosherrat > kohanic charmers > the rest

I love Jesus. He's my nigga.
GBK kinda suck.

I should go do literally anything else.

Don't know who Tyler is but you sound like a metalcuck

Metallica was so good live. I'm glad I overcame my anxiety and xanaxed myself out and forced myself to go. I even overcame my awkwardness and head banged a little.

HEIL HANNEMAN

HEIL

do you guys still buy records blindly or just listen to them before buying physically?

Post the most hate-filled and caustic nsbm RIGHT NOW

Sometimes I will make a blind buy on Bandcamp if it's NYP. Digital though I never purchase physical no more.
You know Intolitarian?

I did a quarter of a bar of Xan once and I passed out hard. Ativan is a way more enjoyable benzo.

'bino

One time I smelled marijuana smoke and fainted.

Cut the chit chat, how's your arse?

Intolitarian

Thanks for the rec.

One time I took like 5mg of Ativan and listened to The Soundtrack From the Film the Song Remains the Same by Led Zeppelin as I lay in and melted into my bed. That was awesome. I don't abuse the benzos no more doe.
I'm smoking weed right and I'm not listening to metal either (I'm listening to my bullshit).
HEIL!

Dunno but my dick is still wet from your mom's. Got any metal?

One time I drank a cup of wine.

5 mg would knock me out for a good nap. That's about the most i ever took at one time, but i mixed it with other stuff too.

What are you listening to? Post it shoe nice
I got metal in my knee from an injury Davey.

Guys I think I should finally admit that I'm gay.

I think it was 4mg actually.

Dogshit taste

Scandalous

The White Stripes are metal in spirit

Kill yourselves

why's he not answering his door bell?

Way ahead of you bud

What method do you suggest?

You know who rules this place right?

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Best blastings?

SUMMONING BONGMAN

Nvm wouldn't

Really need Peter Steele's 10" pecker inside me right now

It's a literal underage squeaker lol
God bless him. We need new blood in metal.
But from the first thumbnail I couldn't tell if he was a woman.

I've been eating NO added sugar for a solid like 2 weeks now. Felt bad and went to get wendy's. Wendy's was closed for no good reason. Went to grocery store instead. Belgian chocolate bars were on sale. Bought 5. Just finished my first one.

Any more good recs?

What, wendy's?

you've heard it all
go to bed

Of all the shit USBM bands, I think Liturgy are genuinely the best.

You sound like a fucking loser

Are you fag-through?

More like Shiturgy

See

We support trans rights here.

Up late, huh?

You sound and reply like a fucking loser

That sucks. Sorry to hear that.

Damn, girl. Feisty.

I'm a dude and you're easily triggered

Metalheads are fags

You hate to see it.

Boring posts? Don't care really

Migrate then

ULTRA CRINGE

Today’s my birthday, bros

I just roke up

CORRECT

Losing someone so close is so hard.

Varg > Euronymous

praying they find simptards cold lifeless body soon

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another simp edition

not this shit again

probably shouldn't (you) his blasting post then