Alternance edition
FAQ: pastebin.com
(and a deleted "early" thread or so)
/metal/
This is the real thread.
Striborg'n
Horn
BLASTING
real BLASTING
Nah, he deserved it. He was an arrogant asshole and they never would have became what they did with him in the line up. Not taking away from his skill as a musician, he was just too much of a reckless dick.
Also interesting to learn that the old "James kicked my dog" story is bullshit and it was actually "my pitbull was jumping on someone's car and James pushed it down with his foot"
maybe stop posting early Matthew, this will be a lesson for you.
Black Sabbath, Johnny Blade, I don't know why. For some reason.
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Kaevum.
Hfw new Kaevum vinyl (deluxe edition) arrives on Friday
Cool, thanks simp
i only listen to incelcore like uhohslater blackpilled again
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please recommend me incel metal
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STRYPER IS BETTER THAN YOUR FAVORITE
How do you respond without sounding mad?
also pic unrelated
Shouts out to Lord Ahriman.
Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct
Right. Thanks simp.
about to blast supergroup sloppa
Input A...
...get output B.
Again, not a simp but women do simp for me
Correct
supergroup sloppa
Twilight for me.
meant to reply to oops
So you’re a simp,
Gotcha.
chinless posts each 60-67 seconds apart
What are you implying?
Probably that you have no chin.
I have a good chin and you sound mad
No reread the post:
Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct
So far it's been enjoyable but admittedly unexceptional heavy metal and hard rock songs. Very boomerish. The Nuclear Buttblast production is unfortunate, but not a dealbreaker. If the radio were still relevant, I wouldn't mind this being part of a local rock station's rotation.
Acid Bath SUCKS
There's a deluxe version? Where?
DTB made a special edition for r/blackmetalvinyl.
TFW I'm retarded and can just filter the image MD5 from "not a simp" poster and ignore the entire fucking chain of replies. Good god that makes this general a bit less spastic. Not much mind you, but enough to be bearable.
Minor obsession with Prompts. Japan metalcore (sung in English). 32k spotify listeners.
Japan metalcore (sung in English)
not interested
Harder, faster
Limb from Limb
All Out War
Killing Pace
Leeched
Some nasty metal here
Skeletal Remains
Misery Index
Haserot
Chaos
fronterier
flouride
candy
sectioned
cool story man thanks for letting us know
Here's an off-topic post about an off-topic post I made on another board. Oh here's an off-topic image also.
Thanks simp.
Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct
more bands need to sing in their native language
defaulting to English sucks
Not metal.
you are the most boring gate keeper. no one cares Purity Police.
Morbidly Obese
You will probably live your entire life childless. You will have no grandchildren.
picrel
You are the most dutiful defender of the gates. We love you metal warrior.
Not metal.
Is it true that most metalheads are losers?
Why is this?
yes, thats how genres grow mate
So what's your point then
just because it doesnt sound like 2nd wave bm doesnt mean its not bm
there is no such thing as 2nd wave black metal. There is black metal, that's all. And it didn't exist before Norway.
fair point, i can barely write music let alone play it, but thats why its a hypothetical scenario
A scenario that doesn't make sense. And even if it did, would not be an argument. You're retarded.
love the cope in this one
seethe
Kek clown.
the whole point im trying to make here is that this is wrong.
You are not making any point. Or any argument for that matter. Just babbling nonsense.
black metal riffing didnt start there, that much should be obvious
As evidenced by the entire Norwegian scene and riffing styles, yes it did start there.
there was indeed a rebuttal
There was none so far.
extremely relevant.
If I say a true statement and the following day I say a false statement, that does not affect the true statement. Work on your logic.
it proves varg as having no actual comprehension of how genres work
He has pretty good comprehension since he's a musician and plays instruments. You don't.
A sort of chicken or egg situation really. Do losers like metal? or does liking metal make you a loser?
Your genes will not pass on. You have failed.
Kill yourselves.
My bloodline may collapse, but the eternal knowledge of black metal I carried will live forever.
Projection, no worries
HEIL
Like a jew, you can insult me, but you can't say I'm wrong.
Nice low IQ reading comprehension lmao
I love the production on this. I have trouble describing it but it sounds balanced and yet still rough. The guitar tone has a certain texture to it. The songs themselves are of course great, and the vocals are mental for deathrash.
Log off for a while, brother.
see
Thank you logiclet sister
I think losers like most of the metal posted in /metal/, correct
Thoughts?
boomershit
Not listening.
boomershit
Listening.
Bring back Bongman this seppo faggot sucks
Everything I Hate About You
I'm bald and severely overweight but I agree
Two Fists for me.
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EPIC FAIL
Should've ended it with the first part but yeah, you're right. You're retarded
What's the song?
Found the other faggot half of that post-chain.
Small Pussy Energy VS J-dawg. Why you have me blocked Scaredy Cat? You lie on camera so here i am.
Incoherent post.
ESL post.
Varg Vikernes AKA Louis Cachet AKA Gandalf the White AKA The Ghost of Bergen
See
Great metal discussion!
Which Death Angel albums should I check out? I dl'd The Ultraviolence, The Dream Calls for Blood, and Humanicide.
The Ghost of Bergen
kek
Don't forget the Terror of Oslo.
Imagine what you could have accomplished, or even just how much happier you could be, if you didn't burn years of your chinless life posting spam and off-topic shit on /bleep/ and /meal/ every fucking day. You could actually listen to metal (not flavor of the month alternative-to-metal fluff) and get a taste for it or at least an understanding for its appeal to others. You could do anything else and you choose to be a stain.
I guess the other two albums from their first incarnation? I never went past TUV.
Imagine what you could have accomplished, or even just how much happier you could be, if you didn't burn years of your chinless life posting spam and off-topic shit on /bleep/ and /meal/ every fucking day. You could actually listen to metal (not flavor of the month alternative-to-metal fluff) and get a taste for it or at least an understanding for its appeal to others. You could do anything else and you choose to be a stain.
Gottem sis.
Sleep Token, Knocked Loose, Thrown
Thought on Gojira?
Sounds stupendous. Thanks!
Wiggerslam for sure
We love them here. I speak for all us.
I'm a dude but correct.
Uh oh /metal/chuds this isn't good...
Jute Gyte
We're all dudes until the lights turn off amirite
This is /metal/. Not /core/.
Wait a minute, THIS is what he's in to? No wonder why woman "simp" for him. Gay men love to fraternize around women.
For metalheads maybe yeah
Lemmy wasn't trying to have harsh vocals is just the way his voice was. These death metal guys that rip their vocal cords trying to sound tough are pussies
Go take your retard faggotposts to thanks fagsimp
Idk who that is actually. It was a shitpost. Like post a gayboi dancing in a group of metal heads and see what happens.
Gay men love to fraternize around women.
I think that's what they're left with, since straight guys don't want gays around them.
oOoh ooooh
So you are gay, then.
Inquisitor - Unholy Sneeds
Weak response. The rat squeaks more if you press why he's wasting his life this way. Or simply bring attention to where his chin should be.
That lass has two cow tongues pressed together under her ass, id know what to do with her iykwim
this is allowed
but god forbid she takes off the invisible underwear
Crematory's exordium is one of the best dm demo
I have it bookmarked. Sorry you had your Crematory edish deleted pal
Is it raw and aggressive, like they're really mad and having zero sex? That's the only kind of metal i relate to bub.
Already butchered your pathetic loser ass lmfao
Get off my dick
I look like this and say this
Yeah it sounds like everyday they think about how they wished they had sex in high school
Metal sucks because these shit arse bands have no sense of humor and take themselves too seriously
youtu.be
That's how it's done boys
126462802
Projection, boring
t. nu-male
Based. Girlz r gross
What's a nu male
Not metal.
Thoughts?
Feels like an album that's unsure of what it wants to be.
What about this?
The thread got real slow all of a sudden.
INHERENTLY.
Apologies, I forgot some metal for this feel
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Yeah the thread got a weird creepy vibe that most people end up leaving from
I just asked about Warmoon Lord.
it looks generic
What, are you scared of the dark?
They're pussies. They post these hard bands and then fag quit the moment they see a post they don't like.
Anyone got some good medical horror recs? Love me some medical horror.
Correct.
Are you afraid of the doctor?
What is Horror Metal?
Link?
Frankly, I'm not sure. Would you find out for me?
What was the post?
This is also just a great early TDM album
A shirtless guy
Is this metal?
Tell me, what am I gon do with all this monehhhh
Dunno but your mom sucked my dick while we listened to Jute Gyte's new album
lmao
Damn, true.
Stupid thangz
Retarded thangz
They've gone radio silent.
Thanks
Who are you talking about
Bongman Is Watching Us from a Distance...
Holy shit.
What was the post?
Today's my birthday, bros
Happy birthday!
Still enjoying Atrocity
either newfag, retarded, or ratposting (retarded)
60 seconds plus some time apart from the post before it.
What?
Schizo metal
It was deleted. No more hornyposts for you!
Dr. Frank(en)stein: youtube.com
Ugly Anon Babble Avantasia retard spotted. You ever get that tooth fixed?
So easy to spot lmfao
Brain-damaged runt
Dr. Frank(en)stein
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Furry faggot virgin hates to see women with metal songs lmfao
Too easy
Morbid Angel
youtu.be
is there any rap-death metal or rap-black metal. Blackened rap if you will.
Awfully silent
SEEMS LIKE
NOTHING'S CLEAR TO ME
I CAN'T FIND MY MIND
COUNTLESS MILLIONS DYING
ALONE
COUNTLESS MILLIONS DYING
Like metal :)
You can't even name what guitar that is. You're functionally retarded kid.
Like little girls on the playground that run away when a boy approaches. Bye 'metalheads'.
Read the room you weird freak
Metal to be the ugliest weirdest poster in /metal/ to?
Trhä
Yeah it's a good one
Frankly, I'd like to call the doctor right now.
That's not what the weirdest ugliest poster here listens to though. Any other guesses?
Based.
Try for that.
Looks like a home for Ratpoo Zazoo
Low IQ post.
do you mean goregrind?
The Metal God has spoken.
do you mean goregrind?
probably this
No this guy is cool, was referring to the ugly showerless guy with the jagged tooth.
kek
kek
wrong link mb
No this guy is cool
No this guy is cool
Thanks simp.
Image hash added to ratspam.txt
Crazy how Marshall isn't the real problem here but the runtheads who have a metal meltdown the moment they see a joke here
Yeah your mom is a doctor for my dick whenever we start listening to Jute Gyte together LOL
chin too big
Metal is inherently low IQ.
Feel free to continue posting angrily.
Not angry but I know how to make you angry, quite frankly all I need is to call a doctor
avoids replying to because a genuine loser
Clockwork.
Just won another argument (again)
Colonized /metal/
Posting metal in the /metal/ general
an oldie but goodie
Any chart postin? weeks ?
Let's get some metal discussion going on in here.
Is this the ultimate weed rock album?
I don't do the scrobbling thing nor keep close track of what I've listened to lately, but last week I made a quick chart of technical brutal death metal I like. I generally stick to a one album per band rule, so there's not much on it. Some are more technical and less brutal (Oppressor and those Ulcerate demos).
I keep digging through BDM recs lately. I think it, and particularly TBDM, represent much of what makes extreme metal fantastic.
Thoughts on The Callous Daoboys? They seem like good people.
You can just tell they have NO sick riffs.
me on the left
How do yall make those charts????
What's the best Jute + Gyte jingle?
I forgot how nuts this could get