Metal brotherhood 4 life edtion
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/metal/
Really want to go to Wacken, looks like the premier metal fest with the best fans.
BLASTING?
Underrated
Best edition since the server reboot.
i went a decade ago. it fucking raining and then having to deal with traversing through mud (and then the temperature skyrocketing on the last day but still muddy everywhere) sucked ass but looking back it was probably the most fun i ever had. also met cool people that i hung out with the week after wacken. i'd never go again though. good to do once and that's it.
You have to be young and willing to mosh in mud and whatever comes. That's the spirit of metal, getting dirty, muddy, then sunburned and your skin peeling off like a boiled tomato in a cannibal corpse song....yeh im probably too old at this point too lol.
Still great. Although a little too sunny outside for such kvlt listening at the moment.
kek
"Nobody cums until I say go"
New meloshit just dropped
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tfw never had a collective OUGHgasm
i'm starting the "no more drinking at home alone, only at gigs" thing come june 1st. just can't do it anymore. getting drunk needs to be for special occasions.
Aww, I just remembered Cyrillic R looks like a Latin P. That kinda ruins it
What about a BLEGHgasm?
Listening to metal is a special occasion worthy of a drink.
I went two years ago, when the mud got so bad they had to stop letting people in. It was already way too crowded with "only" 50k people in attendance, I dont even want to imagine how dire things get with 85k. I agree with you 100% on it being a one and done thing. It was a fun experience and I made a bunch of friends, but overall it's such a shit way to experience music. I'd rather just pay more money seeing bands play club or even arena shows, get to sleep in my bed at night without drunk Mexicans screaming obscenities outside until the early morning hours and have a good view without having to line up hours in advance only to have a drunk retard piss in the mud just meters from me.
Taking a metal shit at work
flat brimmed sports team hat
POSER
Cannibal Corpse had worse influence than every tech death and melodeath band
it's COUNTERFEIT and i got it for $7 at a liquor store, because i don't support capitalism= metal
BRAH BRAH
Meshuggah is good but djent fucking sucks
This and Terria are Devin's best albums
The more I watch Justin Horval's content, the more I've come to understand him as a living museum piece. The only reason he has any relevancy or respect at all is because he was just in the right place at the right time and watched death metal grow since its inception. But the dude is genuinely unintelligent, cannot comprehend even moderately complex song structures (t. him referring to Emperor as "Wimperor" in a video from last week). He reminds me of basically every tremoloshitter and Morticianfag who thinks that techdeath or progressive metal is "just a bunch of wanking". He's basically the living essence of the anti-innovation mentality in metal. Or maybe just fucking old.
Agreed, and wishing you strength. Your testimony is making me think about my own somewhat stormy relationship with booze.
I remember talking to an old school friend before she emigrated. We were discussing our plans for the rest of the day, and without thinking, I said:
I'm gonna go grab some wine for tomorrow
Why; what's happening tomorrow?
I'm drinking.
Oof.
yea he aint the brightest candle on the cake
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Exodus and King Diamond is complete bra and purse metal that no real man listens to.
No exactly a hot take. For how "zomg so tech, so prog!!!1!" djent fans get, that whole genre is about as paint-by-the-numbers as it gets. Soulless drivel for monkeys impressed by time signatures other than 4/4.
I swore I would never drink after reading what happened to Alexi Laiho
It's sad he couldn't overcome his addictions
him referring to Emperor as "Wimperor" in a video from last week
he really takes every bait and gets mad
Does the vocalist remind you of your mum?
Emperor as an example of complex song structures
Neoclassical metal mogs and filters brainlets.
isn't he like 20 years younger than what he looks
it's all about moderation. alexei was the antithesis of moderation in the wrong direction.
tfw got caught in a mosh
Euronymous is a hack
He stole the opening riff to freezing moon from a hungarian band also called Mayhem (kek)
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What's with all the hip hop projects/artists influenced by black metal?
No one cares about Hungryland
This but with jerking off
Pissing is inherently -core. Shitting is inherently metal.
With regard to away-from-home shits, there is a technique called the Courtesy Flush. If you want to try and avoid stinking up the place, flush immediately after the last bit of stool hits the water, and then again after wiping.
Still can't believe this was released in 1991. This has to be one of the most original albums of all time.
Another thing that gets me about it is how it's going fast in one part, then suddenly it stops and introduces a slow breakdown like crashing into a wall. Even the breakdowns sound like nothing before. The tone is also low and brutal. Where did they get these ideas? I get that Harmony Corruption came a year earlier but nothing else sounded like this. Maybe Obituary, slightly.
But they have Thy Catafalque and....
Nearly 50 year old Gypsy posting tourist garbage again and no one wants to talk to him. Classic /metal/.
and attila was also from hungary and was in the far superior band Tormentor
kek
You're only jerking off with others at gigs or on special occasions?
That's from the same year as Freezing Moon though?
So essential genre-defining albums are tourist garbage now? Fuck off poser, I bet you don't even have long hair
Lord help me, I agree with N*gru on this one. Effigy of the Forgotten is based.
qrd?
like i know he died because of alcoholism but are the details that horrible?
just look at that pit whore presenting it like a good little goon pit slutty
Of course you agree with me, I have the best taste and I'm always right.
I-is...is that a Boss HM-2??
HMMGH, I-I MUST RIFF
OHH GOD (chugging) FUCCKK, UGHHHH, (chugging), URRRGGHHHH (smashes guitar)
I--I'M ENTOOMING!!!!! I'M ENTOOMING, I'M ENTOOMING I'M ENTOOMING IM ENTOOOOOOOOMING (turns every knob to max) I'MMM....ENTOOOOOMINGGGG
Ahhh how beautiful, my totally original riffs
I'm sure a label like 20 Buck Spin or Transcending Obscurity will accept this humble gift
Well, it's time to get breakfast...I guess a little Entombed first wouldn't hurt!
Nothing extra ordinary, he just talked about how he apparently quit 10 years ago when in fact he was still drinking and he also got into conflict with his band mates and swore he would never stop.
It's just sad he died young
n 2024, Janne Wirman revealed that after Alexi's return from Australia, where he had spent time with his partner, Kelli Wright, his bandmates started noticing that Laiho's health was deteriorating. Wirman remarked that Laiho had lost a lot of weight and his attempts to play guitar ended up in failure, as he "couldn't play at all". In the same interview, Henkka Seppälä admitted that they had talked to Alexi at the end of the "Hexed" tour, however this only ended up in having an argument. The bassist also points out that their tour manager "had phone numbers to every city's morgue during their tour, in case they found Alexi dead in his bunk".
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Courtesy flushes = POSER i mark my territory with my stench, my man stink like a wild animal in the woods marking his territory
different trip
imposter
I'm starting a band called Uranus and the freezing moons
imagine limiting yourself to only powermetal and not only not liking but hating BM, DM or fucking anything besides your one subgenre of metal and then presenting yourself like some elitist metalhead with the best taste
How about some appreciation for Canadian metal?
from mayhem, uranus
Both camps independently decided to use Gothic script on a lot of their album covers. Confusion ensued, aided by the fact that none of them are very bright.
That's the goal, yes
Sorry, I said CANADIAN. Not Quebecois.
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found out about panzerfaust recently, obviously very mgla inspired but i feel like its the natural advancement and evolution of this sound.
Burzum (NEW) - The haunting of my cuck shed
Uranus has 28 known natural satellites. Their names are chosen from characters in the works of Shakespeare and Alexander Pope.
Fertile ground
it's still canada you doofoos
Not if I have anything to say about it.
Fine, but what if you're at your girlfriend's house? Oh, wait
I wish these fags made a full-length
Also the re-recording sucks in comparison
i've tried but it just bottles my mind
Your mom disabled the flusher in her toilet because she loved wafting that aroma when I'm not there.
You cannot insult someone's mom anon. That's below the belt and not nice!
your moms not nice below the belt
Oooof. I wish this wasn't true.
What is the real difference between 'Slam' and 'Deathcore'?
People claim they're different but it sounds mostly the same to me, it's chugshit that gets boring quickly
are you tone deaf? would explain it
Deathcore is a -core genre, and therefore much more reliant on breakdowns and ridiculous vocals. The real question is where does 'Slam' end and brutal death metal begin?
The real question is where does 'Slam' end and brutal death metal begin?
it's pretty much just a matter of proportion
normal brutal death often has some slams here and there but doesn't revolve around them like actual slam
My demo's coming out tomorrow. Mark your calendars.
justin brah brah horval
genre?
Only good death metal is prog and tech. OSDM is boring as fuck.
zoom zoom
What about disso death
I'm gonna make meloslam with Gothenburg riffs and clean vocals
I'll listen to this instead of Ultra.
The Shit ov Varg (NEW)
Heresy
.
Do it faggot
My only problem with Slam/BDM is that the vocals have practically no variance in pitch. Like dude, we get it, you're br00tal. Belt out a high every once in a while?
just got around to hearing Dordeduh's second album and fuck me that outro is amazing in headphones. I need more like it.
Trey would approve of this.
Solitude Aeturnus
Morbid Angel
how would you even harmonize a slam riff?
can y'all talk about x japan
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Every time I come across a Canadian metal band, I THROW UP.
Nah, thats not true. There are couple Leaf bands I really dig. But I do hate Canada. Fuck you.
All true desu. The looks that musicians give him when he goes off on his autism purity spirals are fucking gold. The dawg is a based retard.
Yeah. He's like 35.
Metal for dying for a jew?
Just another Marshall Monday
duplicate it on a less-downtuned guitar
that's a fucking rough 35 holy shit lmao
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proto-Helstar
best maiden album btw
ELITE SPLIT
why are you pretending to be a lolcow, are you that fucking pathetic?
Do you listen to black metal because you're gay or because you're a tranny?
but chugs don't harmonize..
Iron Pampers is a complete joke.
His older brothers all look significantly younger than him. Never go full roidtranny.
Are any Rogga projects worth checking out? Or is it all just Swedeslop?
Iron Maiden is named after Margaret Thatcher "the Iron Lady"
Who else up wizarding?
You are brown.
death metal from brazil
uma delicia
Nothing wrong with that.
Who would win an argument?
JDawg or Negru?
retard dipshit
Harris attributed the band's name to a film adaptation of The Man in the Iron Mask from the novel by Alexandre Dumas, as the title reminded him of the iron maiden torture device.[2]
when the screams come
I DID MY TIIIIIIME
AND I WANT OUUUUT
MOMMY SAYS I CAN'T RIDE RIDES
FOR I'M TOO STOUT
WHILE MY BAND RIDES THE 'COASTERS
I SIT AND POUT
LICKING AN ICE CREAM
WITH THE OTHER KIDS OUCH!
I love them more than my own grandpa.
Slipknot and Vended ae my life.
I'm your grandpa wtf dood
What's up with her face
plastic surgery, makeup, filters
Some china disease I reckons
Should I bother seeing Tribulation live? Their early stuff is great but their later stuff stinks
Tribulation more like Masturbation
um yes please
sometimes masturbation ends up being tribulation and you can't find ejaculation
WED IS THE BEST DAY
What did she mean by this
Is she white or asian because she looks white
Racism in metal? Not with me.
they're pretty solid live and play shit from all albums
/metal/ more like /dead/
and that's a good thing
Battle jackets/vests are ugly and cringe.
I wear mine everyday, even at work. Get beaten up every week, but I will never take off my vest.
Kaevum fatigue
new album's not even out yet, if you think the jeets are tired of spamming it now you have no idea what the next week will bring lol
Start referring to brown people as Kaevums from now on
Diaper rockin the party
I admire your dedication to being massively cringe.
AND THE MIRACLE IS THAT NOTHING HAS HAPPENED
NOTHING HAS HISTORY OR A NAAAAMMMAAAAMMEEEEEAMMMMMMMMME
woo
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Not metal.
I didn't think I'd ever hear SYL live but Devin played a couple SYL songs during his tour going on now and yeah that was cool
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Love it. Primo metal.
(You) problem. If you had listened to Kaevum Kultur (and you did not) you'd be the first one to post it every thread.
big fat fucking POSER alert
only listening to bands with goat in their name from here on out
You probably smell since you can't wash the fuckin things.
i literally just listened to it. it sucks
checked. first for Archgoat youtube.com
1. You didn't.
2. You have shit taste
Pick one.
Shartify
Poser
trve metalfags stink
HOLY SHIT IT HAS LEAKED
filtered spotibaby
Terria
very based. for me it's Ocean machine
t. juan, pedro, and jose
Wow, I have three names?
incorrect track titles
Do you know what commas are?
the smartest Keavum fan
VIRUS DO NOT CLICK
It's no virus. I got it here in my library, see?
Yes but you replied to my posts and gave me 3 names
smartest JIDF
FINALLY someone who fucking gets it
t. Felipe Juan Carlos Pedro los Caca de Favela
FINALLY
/metal/ has always been a Di'Anno general.
So you're samefagging? Damn it really is 1 brown retard spamming this mediocre band
yea no shit
why do zoomers love slam? i don't get it.
2 rabbis making up shit in their office and thinking it looks like a normal conversation in the thread
It's cause they're wiggers
I'm jewish and heavily overweight but I love Kaevum. Why does everyone here have to bring their retarded racial politics into everything here?
Today's my birthday, bros
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Have you ever lied to /metal/ about what you're BLASTING?
LITTLE QUEEN YEAH
LITTLE GIRL YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF THE UNDERGROUND
because some peruvian villager thinks he's NS and spams dogshit black metal every thread
If an album just ended and I hadn't yet picked out my next listen, I'd put what I was previously listening to.
Any other notable bands that I can add to this?
I forgot to say, "I just roke up" when I woke up this afternoon :(
the holy trinity
NATUR
KULTUR
ULTRA
only good post in the last several threads
you guys ever get overwhelmed at how much metal there is to listen to sometimes?
Totally. Most of my library is unlistened-to.
finnoblack mogs norsecore tourism
Absolutely
I run through so much music when I get in these threads, I'm actually thankful when a lot of recs are shit
Better than i remember.
"This song is like our Sweet Child O' Mine"
-John Haughm on stage in Seattle