Metal thread.
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blastin
I'm throbbin for goblins
Striborg’n
the rodent can stay in his own containment thread
Just finished the new Deafheaven album. Don't see the hype.
Slayer
Beloved, specifically /our/ guy Kerry "Fucking" King.
Kerry "Fat, Bald, and Short" King
Metalheads are notorious for having shit taste, no worries
fat
he's eating good from all the money he's made from RIFFS.
bald
he's high T.
short
5'6 isn't short.
just admit you wish you were him.
Based jannies
This is the real blasting post.
Correct
This is the real blasting post akshually.
Mütiilation
How do you reconcile listening to Black Metal and being a Christian? Do you think Jesus Christ is bothered by all the satanic and blasphemous lyrics? I mean… maybe He’s into the riffs though?
Nekrosoldat is musical genius
I just externalize it and tell myself it's a hobby.
it's just music dude. there could be worse things.
These are objectively the three most important metal bands, in order.
Not talking about critical acclaim or commercial success. I’m talking about influence.
Great!
you posted this already
This was really all people had before Metallica, huh? This was as heavy as it got?
True Satanic Black Metal are bands such as Darkthrone, Aryan Satankampf, Graveland, the Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene. You can listen to Metallica if you want, but you do not understand anything about the real Hitleric Nazi Black Metal. You are just a poser and you can fuck off the whole scene. Black Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but the real Satanic Misanthropists who do not care about people like you dampers.
Black Metal is music for the elite and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Satanism. You ridiculous little kids. Our worldview is based on Wotanic Hitlerism, on a personal level satanic individualism, collective level Hitleric Fascism. Without an understanding of theoretical occultism, it is useless to dream of understanding the Wotanic worldview. None of you can understand Wotanism, for you are all intellectually earthworms. You can not reach the elite level of Satanism, so why even dream about it. Satanism and Black Metal are for the elite. For real misanthropists.
Forgot image. I’m drunk.
Is Dark Tranquility good?
None of you posers know true metal.
meloshit
good
Pick one
It's no Dark Funeral, I'll tell ya that much.
Why did so many black/death metal bands go the industrial route around 1998-2000?
Dark Angel
CITY IS GUILTY
CRIME IS LIFE
SENTENCE IS DEATH
DARKNESS DESCEEEEEEEEEEEENDS
Morbid Angel
Criss Angel
Morbid Saint
Today’s my birthday, bros
Happy birthday dude!!
Best zines?
Saint Vitus
Thoughts on Gosudar?
happy birthday, anon! Rock on!!!
I'm not getting any (You)'s. Time to samefag!
It clicked
Incantation - Onward to Golgotha
HEIL
Knocked Loose, motherfuckers
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
Not metal.
not metal
This song is so fucking good it makes my Twisted Tea taste even better
happy birthday
Anon's demo
Anon's MMO
Other Anon's demo
Stoked to see them tomorrow
Have you checked out Anon's dungeon synth project?
OH GOD
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?
No, link?
Not metal, but I love this shit
Metal.
Official release tomorrow.
More like Midlvins.
Cool. Fax me the link when it is ready.
Not even a metal band yet somehow have made the best sludge
Melvins - Lysol
youtu.be
youtu.be
I never listened much to post-Justice Metallica but damn this is cool.
Listen to Death Magnetic. Great album.
Lars said it best himself around release:
Death Magnetic is like the missing link between And Justice for All and The Black Album
HEIL
Melvins are total dogshit lmao
You look like that and say that
Goddamn he ripped on guitar with those little finger nubs
Nobody cares, loser
I care more about that post than many of the others posted in this thread so far.
I love ending my day by drinking a few twisted teas while smoking a blunt, and sharing my playlist with you guys.
Real metalheads drink beer.
Yeah you're an absolute loser lol
I only drink slayer jagermeister
smoking a blunt
are you jamaican?
Don't forget to eat something with that bro
Anyone here travelled internationally with vinyls? I want to bring back 30+ records from my EU trip but no idea how to do this safely.
one of our schizos is embarrassing himself again
If you can't take it as carry on, forget it.
It's things like this that make me think my physical collection was a mistake. Good luck anon.
I’ll see how many my luggage can fit, I only feel comfortable putting it on the flat half but still worry it needs more cushion?
Its rym trannies and poser zoomies hyping it. Its alright for blackgaze but definitely not metal
Start your core general then. Stop shutting /metal/ already, we have enough problems as it is
Stop shutting /metal/ already
lol no
If you ask in the record stores, they may give you some of the mailing boxes which they receive stock in. Pack these in the centre of your luggage, preferably carry on. Checking them is a bad idea.
Try to keep the purchases to a minimum, and avoid being separated from them. Watch the weight, too.
Losers like yourself are the reason this general suddenly becomes dead and nobody feels like posting
Sorry my on topic posts are ruining your whining :-/
I don't mind them. But why listen to playlists while indulging in the finer things in life, rather than immerse yourself into a loved album.
Looks cool.
When people call CC same-y, are they just referring to the Corpsegrinder stuff? I feel like the first four albums all have their own sound.
It's your vibe and shit taste like why don't you just post the links or the album cover? Weird loser vibe
Pretty much.
This album rules, as does all of Sleep's material.
They are kinda samey yeah. You're right about the Barnes stuff too.
I fucking kneel.
Hell yea bro.
Weird loser vibe
You're in the Anon Babble metal general dude.
It’s worth it anon, I’ll report back on my haul.
Thanks anon. Forgot all about the weight, flying is shit. I’m not opposed to mailing them back but a couple are first pressings or signed so at the very least I want to bring those back by hand.
They have a formula that works and they stick to it. Nothing wrong with that, it's not like they're going around claiming they're advancing death metal
Yeah but even moreso than the average loser, repulsively weird
I’ll report back on my haul.
Please do. Where were you travelling? Let us guess some of the records you got or stores you visited.
Don't forget: the most recent 2 CC albums were a major step up and are a lot more brutal than anything else with Corpsegrinder. It's crazy how they're at their most brutal so late in their career.
It's likely because of Erik Rutan
Yes.
Gore Obsessed is still the only great Corpsegrinder CC album.
shit album
and i say it as a the biggest matt pike mark
Anon's text file
You and the faggots spamming metalcore ruined this general. Please kys
My demo releases early next year, stay tuned everyone
Rec me some good NSBM albums.
Kaevum and korean girl/tranny spamming has ruined this general infinitely more than alcoholic playlist posting.
Could this be the greatest Gothic Metal album ever?
NSBM reigns supreme
Canadian black metal LARPing as Pagan Europeans. Very good.
youtube.com
Why does Breeding the Spawn sound so awful compared to Effigy and Pierced from Within?
Anything by Burzum
Not NSBM.
Striborg = genius
What is your favorite Striborg album?
Hard to choose a favorite, hah
Hmm. I think you're lying about your appreciation of Striborg.
Xhe is a genius
Trve Striborg fans do not acknowledge anything past 2017's A Procession of Lost Souls; including the non-binary announcement. I think you're a poser.
good night and morning metalfags
Trad doom is the best doom
Trad = bad
Holy guacamole. Based beyond belief. Reverend bizarre type beat
Technical = testicle
If simple rocking tunes upset you, you may need mental health medicine
About that time of the night.
Idk where else to ask this but I just got a job working at a metal pub and it was an amazing experience but the music was really fucking loud and I didn't put ear plugs in
Anyone who works in the industry/concert goer with any recs for ear protection?
I'm gay
just do picrel, no one will mind
Cannibal corpse is easy listening for me at this point. I’m that much of a metal head
I say this.
Based as hell man.
Fuck yeah. I'm gonna sm0nk sum w33d and listen to Immolation.
It is actually
Haha putting those pooooosers in body bags brahbrah
necrosonicfestival.com
Should I pay $109AUD to see Portal, Impetuous Ritual, and then a bunch of literally whos? Any other Ausfags going?
Choof are awesome. Not metal, though.
No, I remember seeing portal for $10 when I lived in aus
Why does Australia produce such awesome death metal?
high test
Daysend are back together
Takes me back.
Beanflipper should be good based on the name alone.
new metal album vocal track i just dropped
lyrics:
i eat the juice out of your ass
i cream into a baby butt
give me welfare right now please
Is beyond the gate worth it? Thinking about making the trip out internationally.
HEIL DIOCLETIAN
HEIL!
they're criminals
New Zealand is better
let's see if these wounds are wimpy or not
Who said they were hard to get into?
if the spirits of death metal and black metal were to suddenly manifest in a physical form as anthropomorphized amalgamations of all the collective album arts, song titles and lyrics, every demon, monster, entity, and eldritch horror ever depicted or creatively explored as a concept poured into a avatar to be the physical representation of their genre of metal, which of these avatars would win in a fight: death metal or black metal?
Losercore
Pastebin is down btw
i have to take a shower bros, i'm sorry i let you all down
Roadrunner was too Jewish to pay for Scott Burns
Good shit. You should check out Kruelty from Nippon.
Especially if you're into losercore.
Where is the speed metal anon?
Speed metal does not exist, only power, but I understand what he means and I love him for it and I want him to discuss bands with me.
Any bands that sound better late in their discography?