ITT: Anon Babble in 1997
ITT: Anon Babble in 1997
radioheadfags btfo
Metallica are officially dead to me now.
Grunge ain't dead guys
I'm going to play this to the rock kids
Success doesn't suit this drug addict, who will only quit caffeine when they synthesize rage itself. Speaking as someone who enjoyed Rollins's spoken-word twofer The Boxed Life, which recalls a lab assistant's job among other homely pursuits, it should come as no surprise that this thrash-and-churn is his metalest metal yet. It's all the more surprising that Spielberg and Katzenberg should choose to make him their flagship rocker--for all his corporate clout and cult cred, he was off the charts in a couple of weeks. Pathetic as it is for aging Spinal Taps to fabricate an adolescent despair they remember mainly from groupies and fan mail, it's even more pathetic never to feel anything else. C-
*cries and shits pants*
Korn sucks, Manson sucks. Rock is dead. It peaked with Van Halen's '84 tour and it was all down from there.
I don't hate the single like I'm supposed to--I think it's healthy for Christians to acknowledge the erotic subtext of parental love, and anyway, I choke up a little when she gets married (stop smirking unless you have a pubescent daughter). I note that as pop oversingers go he's on the human side of Celine and Hanson. And I like the professed humility of lines like, "I'm not tryin' to preach to ya/and tell you that I've found all the easy answers/when half the time I can't even find my keys." But the problem isn't just that this promise keeper is lying--music is his ministry, and damn straight he uses it to preach. It's that only on his fluke hit does he have the grace to universalize his beliefs even as much as Kirk Franklin, who makes his song about "mustard seed faith" signify even though it's far more God-proud. Carlisle is a niche evangelist, addressing the men's-movement generation of alienated suburban husbands, white and Protestant assumed. He's pretty good at it. But he's so short on true proslytizing zeal that no one else will give a shit once his smash crashes. B-
I'M A BITCH I'M A LOVER I'M A CHILD I'M A MOTHER I'M A SINNER
cliched 90s corporate diversity where they gotta show a white, Asian, and black baby on the cover
AOTY
what a bizarre hit.
37 year old woman who was the daughter of a small town Arkansas cop
punks can grow old gracefully, for whiners it's hard ("The Grouch", "Nice Guys Finish Last") *
IFYOUWANNABEMYLOVERTHENYOUGOTTAGETWITHMYFRIENDS
Holy shit anons, I'm finally gonna see Jeff Buckley live in June. Can't fucking wait!
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I was hooked on dance music at this time la bouche compilation was my favorite
RIP LaVerne. Sorry about your feud with Jewish Pat Boone back in the day.
Him and Randy California should avoid water tbqh.
Ok you're not missed.
striving toward bar band to be born ("Straight," "Benjamin") *
the fuck did i just listen to?
This feels like they read a book titled "How to make a grunge album"
And the other song he highlights.
yeah gotta throw on the acoustic number to show we have soul
Aside from its quota of musical sound effects, Twain's latest incarnation obviously has nothing to do with country. Setting out into the vast unexplored territory separating Garth from Madonna, she and husband-producer-cowriter Mutt Lange glance over at Gwen Stefani and take a few tips from Lange's old charges the Cars before arriving at a new pop formula that's all flirtatious ebullience and lively hooks. And miraculously, this discovery proves more exhilarating than a barrel of orgasms--the happy kind, none of your soul-shaking groaners. Not while this incarnation has juice, anyway. A-
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Fair Warning tour was better kiddo
Pathetic as it is for aging Spinal Taps to fabricate an adolescent despair they remember mainly from groupies and fan mail, it's even more pathetic never to feel anything else.
Why does this describe 2020s Taylor Swift?
Could we convince Chappell Roan's mom to get an abor...nah her parents are too Christfaggot for that.
I think Winger are gunna have a massive comeback. Just you wait.
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
dgaf about the Spice Girls or Jewel from a music POV but i'd totally cum all over their faces and tits
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Grandma, you're too old to be posing as a 17 year old.
So much R. Kelly and P. Diddy on this year's Billboard and they're now banned/forbidden music so we can't listen to them for the purposes of this thread.
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I liked her better before she had a beat. Her vocals never quite worked with this style.
I got an R Kelly song suggested when I typed but I'd probably end up on a government watchlist if I searched for that.
just what everyone freaking needed. a Swedish girl who speaks ESL English and also wants to sound black.