TRVTH NVKE #1: American post-punk is better than British post-punk.
TRVTH NVKE #2: Most of the famous and beloved British post-punk bands suck dick. Especially Joy Divison, PiL, Wire, and XTC.
TRVTH NVKE #3: The Talking Heads are also shit, which is probably because David Byrne is British.
TRVTH NVKE #4: Your "super cool", "obscure" British post-punk bands, like This Heat or the Pop Group, are still garbage.