Metal breakfasts edition
/metal/
Blasting
Listen to Cloak.
I just roke up
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
126238821
*Chuck
SUP DEVILS
Why is J-Dawg's wife such a footslut?
Why are you such a perverted freak?
Honorary metal
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I do!
wish they were supporting Tribulation live next week instead of Unto Others but UO will probably bring out more holes so
Post the album. You know the one
wait.. he is?
But why is she such a footslut, though?
You just know he gives those lil piggies a tonguebath every night
Evil Chuck was a geinus
takes a socks off
looks at her toes
SUP DEVILS
Unfortunately Adam Kalmbach has passed away. He was unable to open his onions bottles and died from lack of nutrition.
kek
music.youtube.com
Is this metal?
no
Yes it is
Will the real Adam please stand up
Gridlink is only considered "not grind" because they actually sound metal. It is pathetic. Gridlink is more metal than everything. Grindcore is for speed and brevity. I don't NEED more boring shit. I need the exquisite balance of light speed drums and meandering melodies that cry for insane rage. Melodic grindcore with broad conceptions of what it is for ge ultimate victory of the race of savage heathens.
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It would be more accurate to say metal sounds grind, retard. I'm not sure what you're trying to argue, no one says gridlink isn't grind.
I was going to make a post about something but decided to look for the image I wanted to accompany the post with, but after finally finding the picture I wanted in my mess of an unorganized download folder, I forgot what I wanted to type. So instead I'll just post this picture without context.
schizoposting is much more metal than posting on topic, based
Where's the intelligent metal discussion? Seems to be gone ever since that one guy left
retards like you who bitch and moan never actually contribute anything of value of their accord and just want things to be done for them. change starts with (you), yet you cannot think of a single interesting question to pose or reply to anyone with a thoughtful reply
me? I'm the guy who posted J-Dawg's wife's feet. that's what I bring to the table. what do you bring, bubbles?
Intelligence and metal doesn’t really compliment each other. Metal is largely a solo experience anyway, what else is there to say other than I like that band or that band sucks or here’s a rec! It’s not like pop where we care about the artists personal lives much and it’s not like pop where we can discuss who’s more bangable
Would you rather bang corpse grinder or Chris Barnes. CHRIS BARNES HIT THE WALL
he had bottles full of onions?! wow thats so wacky!!!
Bitch niggaz with attitude
Didn't really answer the question but oh well
I am albino.
Ktim
The honest answer is that there isn’t any. If you go to reddit or discords it’s just young people getting into metal and retards talking about Normie metal like slipknot etc. the only good in-depth metal discussions I’ve had has been in person at venues.
after finally finding the picture I wanted in my mess of an unorganized download folder, I forgot what I wanted to type
Has happened to me too.
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Inquisition
You wish to see me?
WAOOOOOOWWWwwwbrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
here's my avatar
please notice it's me!
here's my blogpost
please care about me!
I was at one of Anthrax's early shows before they became one of the most popular bands of all time but trust me, when I heard their first song I could tell they were gonna be legends
D.R.I. - Thrash Zone
Which song was it?
youtube.com
Is this metal?
Mithras - Worlds Beyond the Veil
Say something about why you enjoy it. Something about the actual music. But I get it's impossible for 90% of posters these days. Normalfags and third worlders killed the internet
He doesn't leave.
Dungeon synth is the best subgenre of metal
Formulas Fatal to the Flesh
Serbian metal bands
HEIL
Rammstein merch finally arrived today
Bedtime Matthew
Not metal.
go to metal archives if you want autistic explanations
OK give me a tab of every slayer solo on reign in blood
you are all bots, should be easy
My name is Marshall actually and I just roke up
I'll give you a tab of orange crush acid nooger, then you can play all those shitty kerry solos yourself
Immolation - Dawn of Possession
HEIL
Average Deftones listener
Not metal.
i would impale her with cock feckin ell
Who gives a shit why I like it. It’s always been what I’ve liked since I first heard it, other music doesn’t express how I feel and view the world.
NSBM reigns supreme
I ordered these. Whaddya think??
it's too difficult to explain why i like it. i just do.
Kill yourselves
literally me
Back to your Korean goonpit ghoul.
Yes? I don’t sit down and analyse why I like what I like, I just like it.
Way ahead of you bud.
What is some good post nut metal?
Knocked Loose, Blood Incantation, the list is endless
GIGABASED
i've seen this whore before
why do you faggots refuse to participate in discussions? you just spam garbage
what the fuck is the point?
Sup guy
It's just a few mentallly ill subhumans. They used to ban these people back in the day
Post your chart, we'll discuss that.
how new are you?
what
The only intelligent music discussion is saying "I like this" and putting it on. Convincing others or yourself that it's actually true is just a waste of time.
Pentagram - Relentless
retard can't even fathom going beyond "I like" and "I no like"
legit subhuman IQ
dumb
metal aoty
Heckcopycat cringe
Even my dumbass female zoomer coworker can at least point out something she likes about whatever bullshit pop country she's listening to. Also most of the bitter losers here have never even picked up an instrument which doesn't help
it's ok, but not AOTY
Napalm Death - Scum
pretty generic attempt at sounding "old school"
wow faye reagan haven't seen her in ages
wonder whatever happened to her
made a cover of Brave by Katatonia for my /metal/bros
vocaroo.com
any feedback besides the tapping part?
Go back to Plebbit or other tryhard turbovirgin message boards
Grand Belial's Key
I still find it amusing that MA considers Midnight a black/speed metal band. It's just heavy & speed metal just like Venom. Bunch of retards.
Ad Nauseam
Haven't listened to them in awhile but don't they have black metal style vocals? that's probably why
Correct.
MA
what about them? they still don't recognize the godfather, they can get fucked
troon-infested databases tend to be corrupt
My Dying Bride
To the anon that said the new Messa album was a letdown a few weeks ago (or months? jeez): I completely forgot that it came out but I'll listen to it in the following days.
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Holland metal bands Blowtorch Slaughters the Finnish metal, said it and meant it brah brah.
Black/speed and black/thrash in practice almost always mean first wave worship than actual hybrids with black metal.
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no one cares dude, just post his slut of a wife
are there any pics of the wife?
Midnight - Escape the grave
Midnight - Bitch mongrel solo
Midnight - You can't stop steel
I prefer the bright side to the disharmonious side of BAN.
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She is kinda gross
not really metal but eh
Fucking love this band. I'm glad to see them go out with a swan song.
Finnish know how to keep it edgy
the good stuff is the final evolution peak form of shit like iron maiden, running wild, angel witch etc.
Quake 1 speedrun metal
Yeah, disso BaN was only good for like 2 albums.
I only really like one of the 777s and I cannot remember which one.
My fav' disso album, is, by far, Lovecraftian Echoes.
Which are your favorite "luminous" BAN albums?
THE jesus christ? that's edgy
reposting the melodic death metal list from last thread:
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death metal (melodic) -> melodic death metal -> gothenburg -> melodeath
this list is only the melodic death metal era stuff and releases that didn't adopt the gothenburg style sound after slaughter of the soul, the jester race, the gallery etc came out.
mbm, death metal (melodic) and proto-mdm stuff will be their own separate lists later. i left them out on purpose. mdm+mbm and genre blurring stuff was left in this list for the most part.
death metal (melodic) -> melodic death metal -> gothenburg -> melodeath
Melodies disgust me
I know right? They hella goofy
Does anyone know the story behind this picture?
That album would be so good with a decent remaster
when I'm drunk I annoy people because I talk too much
when I'm not drunk I annoy people because I don't say anything
just leave me the fuck alone then
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what makes you think there'd be a story
dude's a history teacher, he presumably just looked for photos of "grieving relatives after a war" or some shit
track 7 is a field recording of lamenting women
gee I wonder
hector getting caught while trying to flee from gaza dressed as a woman
it's an old babushka
tech death disgusts me but there's some some gems.
daily reminder that hardcore and hardcore punk are NOT the same
true, "hardcore" is an EDM genre
Roughness
and
Toughness
you are more familiar with Erectile DysFunction, heh, gottem
Hallucinogen and Memoria Vetusta II. I had overlooked Lovecraftian Echoes actually, I guess I should check it out.
tranime posters have abysmal taste
every
single
time
That one is particulary autistic and shit-tastehaving.
Carcass - Heartwork
Blut aus nord or the albums in particular?
wanted to post The chats - Get fucked! album cover like a chad but when I searched for it it literally only turned up porn of which ~50% was gay porn...what the fuck man
Polyphony, Movement, and Texture
.
Good band
Enjoyed them as support for Amorphis
not really metal
...and the greatest heavy metal song is:
Riding on the wind
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Solitude Aeturnus