I hate her so much bros

Whoa Jersus Christ what the fourk??

Did Strong Bad make this thread?

no, but she must die

Why

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You are a virgin if you prefer one faggy dadrock band to another.

Regards, 29 year old man who works for $15 an hour

There, it's done. Can we delete the thread now?

>Regards, 29 year old man who works for $15 an hour

Look, I don't like Nico Sperg, but making fun of someone for making minimum wage is wack.

L for homophobia

I would possibly accept this as a point if he had not spent thousands of posts bragging about his part time job at a car wash and accusing literally anyone of being an unemployed virgin
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You'll be afraid of homosexuals after I rape you and pull out your pink sock

Enough already

Fair. I personally work as a janny as a part timer, hoping to god I get the opportunity to work full time.

stop being homophobic then

It’s not homophobic to call someone on Anon Babble a faggot you newfag

L for homophobia

To be fair I don't think people would be shitting on him like they do if he weren't so immediately belligerent to everyone, including neutral posts or even people that are actively trying to engage with him. Take one step out of what he likes and he immediately starts hurling insults.

He's 30? I felt bad prodding a 23 year old but there's no excuse for him to be uneducated at that age.

Yes, if he wasn't a dickhead people would treat him better. He learned the opposite living in Bawston sadly.

uneducated

*umedicated

Look,I make minimum wage,but I'm highly skeptical you have ever seen a paycheck in your entire life.

Being this mad because I read him correctly

In normal circles there wouldn't be this many 40 year old unemployed virgins innit?
The irony of a bunch of guys who have clearly never even held down a job saying that.

I could not find a deathcore cover of CAN sadly. That was going to be my response to main anon.

How many hours at the car wash this weekend, fag?

Nico please get some sleep. We are worried about you. And never come back. This board isn't helping your mental health, that's for sure.

Projection lol,I'm guessing you get told this a lot?

Never. You?

I’m not worried about him but this board would flourish if he would leave

how? he's literally the only notable poster and hands down the best part of Anon Babble right now

*warranted

Anyway you clearly in fact have. I'm not sure who you think you're fooling with this. Sad stuff.

can u suck my penis pls

It would and his fanboys/samefags like can go too

Most people make vastly more money than you do, even people who are much younger. Most people approaching 30 have a stable, full-time job, education, have addressed drug/mental health issues, have retirement savings, etc. By any objective measure, you perform poorly for someone your age. You can cope all you want about being better than some guy on Anon Babble, but compare yourself to the median American 29 year old and you're definitively a failure

You're not most people though are you?

Seething
>The issue:I ocassionally smoke weed

Sounds like you're seething that you're too retarded to have had normal life experiences tbqh. Inb4 you're a "trad cath",no you're not lol.

The issue is that you have no education and can't even find full time employment as you sleepwalk into your 30s. You earn half of what the median person your age does (charitably)

why do you seethe about anyone even slightly hinting at the fact that drugs might not be good for you? lemme guess, that's why you seethe about zappa as well, because he shat on people who used for being useless slobs.

I ocassionally smoke weed

Kek, you post for 12 hours per day and continually allude to being drunk and high simultaneously. You're delusional about the frequency of your drug use in the way most typical of addicts

you still haven't posted physique, pathetic

why you tryna see my hot bod so bad?

if you're gonna talk shit about other people's bodies you better post yours. I did, what's your excuse?

that doesn;t answer the question, nico larper. why are you tryna see my hot bod so bad? also, i never talked shit about anyone's bodies, never called anyone fat or anything.

you've called me fat on sesveral occasions retard, what's the matter, too much tiktok fucked up your short terme memory?

you must have me mixed up with another anon. i am sorry that you were hurt when another anon called you fat.

pretending to be someone else as soon as you get contronted

I know exactly who you are retard. stop acting like a littlb bitch and post ur physique

He really does think he sits on here on all day and argues with one person as opposed to him just being universally disliked on any platform on which he's ever expressed an opinion

this is my physique. now bow down.

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he replies with epic skibidi meme as a copout

Yeah not surprising considering you're a dreamtheater fan, about the elvel of maturity I'd expect from someone who listens to soulless sporkcore for people with no attention span. Let me guess, you also watch chainsaw man?

you're a poor imitation if the real nico.

Don't believe any post is by me unless it has my tripcode