/metal/ - the metal

I just roke up .

Metal with riffs that are more pinch harmonics than other notes?

TODAY WE ARE GOING TO TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT

POST YOUR ANTI-BLASTS

BANDS THAT YOU THINK ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AND THAT YOU WOULD NEVER LISTEN TO UNLESS YOU WERE STRAPPED TO A CHAIR GITMO STYLE

BONUS POINTS IF YOU BOTHER TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU HATE THEM

I don't think I've ever heard a second of Machine Head but since they're apparently a knockoff Pantera I'm never going to try either lol

Why do you hate SW?

No riffs or slams

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

And destruction upon the holy man

Who hails a jew

Not metal.

Opeth
It's just prog rock with no energy

How bad were you climbing the walls during your shutdown? We know you didn't listen to metal lol. Must've been unbelievable.

Megabased

I hear distortion guitars....

The final solo

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They are just incredibly unoriginal, yet still lauded as not only one of the best black metal bands from Finland but one of the best black metal bands ever. The band is absolutely undeserving of their classic status when their sound is just boring tremoloshitting and an amalgamation of "kvlt" trends. Compare this to some Finnish bands that are actually original such as Impaled Nazarene that are influenced by thrash metal and punk (although I'm not a big fan of their punkish albums/songs, more a fan of their more thrash and black influenced records) or bands like Behexen and Tsjuder that evolved their styles as they went on, and you will see what I mean. Even if I think they were still generic, I think Fimbulwinter and Amongandr were steps in the right direction, but SW went back to the same uninspired tripe on Exhultation.
Picrel is a reference of other bands that I don't like. Also is not me

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I don't hate SW but I'm in the same boat as you. Carelian Satanist Madness feels generic as hell and sometimes outright bad.
I actually liked Exultation a bit though. His vocals and a few top riffs save it from another snorefest.

he rapes humanity shamefully

ishiggydiggydoodoo

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Propagating prime Norwegian Black Metal of the truest essence, much to the chagrin of many, Kaevum passionately, poignantly, unapologetically take us back to another time and place when and where Black Metal actually meant something. Remember when it was an adversarial art form that set the underground aflame, igniting an antagonistic spirit that heralded a culture shock and razed Abraham’s abominable edifices to the ground? The pride, the uprising, the intolerance, the resistance…all are present and correct here on scorching third full-length ‘Ultra’.

The majestic, mercurial, spirit-nourishing ‘Mørketidens Kappe’ immediately wraps us in a cloak of darkness, replete with power and panache but also forlorn and sombre, as indeed is the second denunciation ‘Rottefangeren’ (‘The Pied Piper’), always a sense of pathos doing battle with might and honour. Propelled by anguish and rage, the fierce, emotive throat strangulations are truly something else.

In an inanimate era of inertia, where most music fails miserably to extract or provoke even an inkling of emotion from the listener, in evoking times of yore ‘Ultra’ transcends with a masterclass of soaring, triumphant, sentimental Black Metal, haunting, nostalgic and always high on quality. While the aforementioned at-times-otherworldly vocal performance(s?) elevates proceedings to another level, the musicianship is equally adept, both compositionally and through skilled, intuitive execution. One can feel the pain being transmitted, taste the hysteria.

This is traditional Black Metal supremacy that instils a longing for better days, better places, better ways and better races, i.e. a glorious past that is gone and will never return, the chilling final warning of Orwell at the end of ‘Ideologisk Ammunisjon’ a timely reminder of the dystopian wasteland that replaced what was stolen from us as the sheep rolled over submissively or buried their heads in the puppetmasters’ sand.

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voting Conservative today

Metal for this feel?

Someone typed all that nonsense huh?

ohh look at that kot :3

Propagating prime Norwegian Black Metal of the truest essence, much to the chagrin of many, Kaevum passionately, poignantly, unapologetically take us back to another time and place when and where Black Metal actually meant something. Remember when it was an adversarial art form that set the underground aflame, igniting an antagonistic spirit that heralded a culture shock and razed Abraham’s abominable edifices to the ground? The pride, the uprising, the intolerance, the resistance…all are present and correct here on scorching third full-length ‘Ultra’.

You are not welcome in this thread.

What are some heideggerian Metal?

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IoVE

filtered

Boomers cannot comprehend the majestic songwriting of Trevor Stirnad

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consistent quality

Yeah being consistently shit is such a good thing.

Lol Trevor loved Mortician

Trevor Strnad killed himself less than two weeks after filming a series of Only Fans videos with his gf

Was he embarrassed maybe?? Compromised perhaps??

Nortt

hypothetically speaking if i was going to kill myself you can bet good money i'm spending the last week fucking whores, smoking crack and pcp, driving 130mph etc.

I am albino

would you let the albino nigger into the nsbm show?

I went to a GBK show and there were multiple nonwhite women there

catchy

consistent

So it's a product...
Why would I listen to TBDM when I can listen to any of the earlier and more original melodeath bands out there, which I will enjoy much more?
Of course, we love Famine here.

At the Gates
Intestine Baalism
Black Dahlia Murder
only melodeath you really need

What happened to your meds seriously

blastan

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I took them all at once :D now I know things you couldn't even begin to imagine

only black girl I know said she would want to get fucked to Arghoslent as "hate sex is hotter"

huh

Women are strange man.

at the gates -> eucharist (peak melodeath)
intestine baalism -> arghoslent (peak melodeath in a unique style w/ mids recording quality)
black dahlia murder -> nightrage 1st album (best melodeath normies have heard of)
those fill the same niches as the bands u posted and are just as good.

based

Get your eardrums checked out, dude.

normies have heard of

nightrage

Nevermind, you're just retarded

ULTRABALD

normies know nightrage

a velvet creation and mirrorworlds are just as good as wfiktbd and slaughter of the soul but in diff ways.
incorrigible bigotry is just as good as an anatomy of the beast but in diff ways.
and there's still good melodeath that doesn't have a parallel to those like sentenced, cardinal sin, cenotaph, unanimated i could keep going there's more than 3 peak melodeath bands.

I just roke up

I'll be honest lads.
I'd never heard of nightrage until now.

all my homies hate melodeath

stop posting this

t. not well rested

Nobody has. It's a literal who band.

implying that any of these sound anything like each other

nightrage first album (the same one that has fucking Tomas on it)

nightrage first album NOT compared to ATG

sides are in orbit

Sentenced - North From Here is the only thing you mentioned that’s as good. Eucharist like Gorement are okay but overrated as hell, the youtube algorithm really pumped them up for the zoomer crowd. Arghoslent are trash. Unanimated are just a footnote in the Swedish scene.

guitarist from exhumation's band after they split up. first two albums have tomas lindberg from at the gates on vocals.

read better i said they're of equal quality not that they sound similar.

t. in the middle of a well-rested day actually

Stop giving the retard attention.

aghoslent's a bit too ambitious for their skill but baalism is gimped by shitty snare meme. they both have 1 fatal flaw but are unique putting them on par. eucharist is good. zoomers know about eucharist? sweet.

Arghoslent are trash

Trust a meloshitter to be an absolute fucking tastelet. Too many heavy riffs for your taste? Not cheesy and gay sounding enough?

FUCKING LOVE THIS ALBUM

It’s Matthew. He’s not the original poster of that but he’s copying it because he’s off his meds

AOTY?

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my ONLY problem with that album is its front loaded because defile the angelic is so kino.

Nah

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ULTRA BASED

The answer hasn't changed since the other times you posted it.

As said they basically coast off of starting as Lindberg’s most notable post ATG band. Exhumation is just one of many obscure melodeath bands like Eucharist. The real mystery band is The Great Deciever, an industrial metalcore act that Tomas formed. Fun fact, he also recorded an album with The Crown a year before he joined Nightrage.

zoomers know about Eucharist?

It’s been a long ass time since I listened honestly. The production on Velvet Creation is ass, Mirroworld was better

calling someone a meloshitter while shilling a melodeath band

You sound like one of those zoomer NSfags on Twitter who only listens to NSBM because you think national socialism is cool.

Nocturnal is heavier than Arghoslent

9/11 metal?

Arghoslent aren't melodeath.

I am going to HEEM Devin Townsend

i don't value production quality as much as other people because i'm used to listening to mono channel shit quality demos anyways. and i don't value influence as much as it did back when these albums were coming out -- listening in 2025 its a little silly to me that people write a lot of albums off because they came out a year or two too late (in general with oldschool metal.) to me listening in 2025 kino's kino so my tastes have changed over time. meta stuff like "that band sold out" or "that album was super influential" matter less and less to me as time goes on.
maybe that explains my tastes.

don't get me wrong atg, baalism are peak and i like black dahlia murder whenever i try to explain what melodeath is to people its the first band i name drop. i just think there's other kino in the genre too. i know 99% of people will disagree with me but i put in flames slightly ahead of atg because they had a longer run of good albums and i've always thought jester race bitchslaps slaughter of the soul. slaughter was more influential within the genre but in flames was more influential outside the confines of the swedish melodeath scene and actually kinda broke through overseas before they sold out -- embody the invisible being in tony hawk underground got a ton of americans into extreme metal.

have you ever seen that vhs of anders doing the mikael stanne era vocals?
youtube.com/watch?v=e7MqZuaJzSY
if he kept doing vocals like that, just imagine...

nightrage was, all things considered, big when they came out and their music was played on those genre "radio" channels on digital cable where they'd also display facts about the bands being played so like, idk, drink diarrhea or something lol

Ozzy "The Wizard" Osborne

i like atg but disfear is my favorite tomas band

Just a MYFAROG Monday

mfw kvlt faggots don’t actually like metal and only care about the image

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what is donuts

I care more about dun dun dunnnn than weedly wee

Some people call me the Joker

hairmetal and glam are literally aesthetics first and genre second

Dissokino

what about skeedly doos and squibbity bibbity bams

Dissodelights

I only listen to NS-associated bands. How based am I?

so based that you'll probably receive multiple replies from the resident tel aviv lizard

Kaevum (NEW)

Glam? Yeah, I like glam.
Mötley Crüe, Def Leppard, Alice Cooper, Whitesnake, Scorpions, Tesla, Dokken, Bon Jovi, Skid Row, Poison, Cinderella, W.A.S.P., Ratt, Quiet Riot, Stryper, Twisted Sister, Warrant, Hanoi Rocks, Extreme, Great White, White Lion, Y&T, Mr. Big, Kix, L.A. Guns, Faster Pussycat, Damn Yankees, Firehouse, Slaughter, Vinnie Vincent Invasion, Winger, Steelheart, Love/Hate, Night Ranger, Enuff Z'nuff, Nitro, Helix, Europe, Lita Ford, Thunder, Vixen, Lynch Mob, Badlands, Autograph, Keel, Dangerous Toys, Bang Tango, Whitecross, Jackyl, Michael Monroe, Vain, Kick Axe, Giant, BulletBoys, Steeler, Trixter, EZO, Every Mother's Nightmare, Danger Danger, Tyketto, Lizzy Borden, Britney Fox, Jetboy, Zodiac Mindwarp, Pretty Boy Floyd, Junkyard, Hurricane, Tuff, Roxy Blue, Black 'n' Blue, Aldo Nova, Angel, House of Lords, Wildside, Candy Harlots, Wrathchild, The Darkness, Babylon A.D., Tora Tora, T.N.T., Sleeze Beez, Blue Murder, King Kobra, The Scream, Shotgun Messiah, Contraband, Killer Dwarfs, Mr. Nasty, Wild Boyz, Kik Tracee, Southgang, Rockhead, Beau Nasty, Saigon Kick, Nelson, the list goes on...

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Go on then

I listen to NS-associated bands, RABM-associated bands, and bands that are gay/tranny as fuck.
Where am I at on the based-o-meter?

We built this city

Drrt
Drrt

Where am I at on the based-o-meter?

somewhere in israel

We built this city

the list goes on...

Pretty impressive that you know all these. Most glam metal sucks, but I like Steel Panther because their shows are fun party atmospheres with hot pussy attending, instead of smelly unwashed foreskins moshing each other and not a single girl in sight.

those genre "radio" channels on digital cable

Oh so shit nobody watches

so like, idk, drink diarrhea or something lol

Literal reddit snark. Kys fag.

What did we build this city on?

on cock and hole

NSBM is based in israel too with the rest? Weird.

There is a house in New Orleans

yngwie

glam

hair metal

lying is the starting point of being jewish

You're an overpoliticized weirdo.

Bongman - Goblinopolis [2024]

Damn. Forgot about Eclipse. Got my ass.