ITT in this thread we invent new music genres

ITT in this thread we invent new music genres.

ambient r&b
pagan punk
tropical goth
math pop
sophisto-punk

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black metal psytrance

Blackened Dreampop

kek based

This is pretty good ngl, but i was thinking something like You'll Never Get To Heaven but with shrieks.

witch metal (witch house crossed with metal, maybe female vocals and witchcraft aesthetic)

green metal (metal that samples nature sounds and is extreme about protecting nature and animals, songs are about how brutal nature can be and global warming killing us all)

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man its like you went blind reading half of what i wrote

ignores that i posted its witchhouse crossed with metal

ignores it samples nature sounds

Symphonic breakbeat goregrind

Grunge Trance

Trapgaze

How new are you? All of these have very popular examples

James Blake

Bilskirnir

The Creatures

Tricot

Panic at the Disco

MJ was a bit like Elvis. They hid their smoking habit from the public, so as not to be a bad influence on the kids.

sophisto-punk

It's just Roxy Music in the 80s.

jazz metal

tropical goth

Sounds interesting.

It's just Mike Love laughing about Brian's impending death.

Math pop is a well established genre...

agricultural dance music

ghetto folk

Satanic reggae

new music genres.

combination of already existing genres

Faggots

Came here to post James as an ambient R&B musician. What a lad

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he's a genius but he's also retarded

He needs to finally write a definitive Vaporwave manifesto, even if he's 10 years too late. I'd even settle for a published compendium of his Tweets at this point. Few prose stylists speak to me like he does

"A GROUP OF HUMANS PRESUMED LOST FOR THE LAST DECADE AND A HALF WERE FOUND ALIVE CAMPING OUT IN THE BACK RECESSES OF A COSTCO SUPER MARKET. AFTER BEING LOST DEEP INSIDE OF THE COSTCO BUILDING FOR WEEKS WITHOUT ANY OUTSIDE CONTACT, THEY FINALLY STARTED THE SETTLEMENT OF “NO FEAR”. THOSE WITH CELL PHONES SAID THEY HAD NO RECEPTION INSIDE OF THE BUILDING CUTTING THEM OFF FROM ANY COMMUNICATION WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD AND GAVE UP HOPE WHEN THEIR BATTERIES FINALLY LOST ALL OF THEIR CHARGE. THEY HUNTED FOR FOOD SAMPLES TO SURVIVE. CHILDREN BORN WITHIN THE SETTLEMENT HAD NO CONCEPTION OF A WORLD BEYOND THE COSTCO BUILDING, HAVING THEIR OWN DEVELOPED LANGUAGE AND SIGNIFICANT BIOLOGICAL ALTERATIONS. THE SURVIVORS HAVE EXPRESSED TO THE MEDIA A TYPE OF SPIRITUAL RESPECT FOR THE COSTCO CENTER AS A SUSTAINING MOTHER NATURE TYPE PROVIDER BIO-DOME."

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Punk carioca. Like Punk but with funk carioca drums and lyrics.

he fell for the dopamine meme

great use of imagery

Industrial jungle pussy punk

woops, that one's taken

green metal (metal that samples nature sounds and is extreme about protecting nature and animals, songs are about how brutal nature can be and global warming killing us all)

Botanist, people even call them green metal. Their entire gimmick is radical environmentalism/"kill all people and let nature take over"

youtube.com/watch?v=QDdxLpWbbR4

allat already exists

Heckin' based

90s kitchen metalcore (vibes: your mom at 8 am when you were late for school)

basedcore
chudgaze
sneed hop
gemprog

This is what Dave mustaine thinks megadeath is
Eurithric trendacore
there are you happy faggot
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dark bossa nova
chinese ragtime

I was almost gonna start a band of this. Better give up on that though if its gonna attract fags like you

panic at the disco is sophisti-punk

Fucking kek