/MFPWHTGBF/ Music For People Who Hope To Gain Black Friends General

This thread is for discussion of the commonly observed phenomenon of gen Y and gen Z white males adopting black musical tastes such as hip hop in the (usually subconscious) hope that some day a black person might notice or care.

The primary cause of this mental disorder is a lack of strong white father figure in the home, leading young white males to seek out black rappers as proxy masculine role models instead. This usually involves the adoption of other black mannerisms such as imitating their speech, their fade haircuts, adopting their values or feigning their interest in sneakers and jewellery. The underlying fantasy behind all this, the pay off they imagine will come, is that a “cool black guy” will one day take notice and acknowledge them for being “one of the good white people”. What makes white rap fandom a syndrome and legitimate mental illness is their sad and disturbing inability to realise that this imagined pay off never actually comes. For all their years of effort and investment in being the biggest cuck ever, not a single black person has ever noticed or cared, and never will. That is what makes being a white rap fan deeply sad and why their loved ones should always seriously consider staging an intervention in order to prevent further loss of dignity.

there you go with your identity politics again

what do I need to listen to for me to lose the black friends that I already have? Tried Burzum but it failed.

I love how Anon Babble just fucking hates Kendrick. It's pathetic

why their loved ones should always seriously consider late-stage abortion (ie. euthanasia)

Fix'd

Black guy here. I never make friends with liberals, they are faggots and suck dicks. I only ever make friends with conservative whites. Infact, they make better friends.

I like a lot of kanye songs. Other than that I hate niggers though

rap isnt music

NPC response,

Well his music sucks

Words aren’t music you dumb fuck. Kendrick Lamar is essentially a podcaster who gossips about rap. It’s Akademiks set to a beat

Sorry, but you're opinion is wrong.

Remember when this gay little faggot deliberately set up some poor drunk white girl to say nigga on stage (his own lyrics), then he acted wounded and offended by it?
youtube.com/watch?v=KEcugkqcHO8

Why would you, as a white person, ever want to follow and support a genre that doesn’t allow you to participate and will always consider you an outsider?

I really hope you aren’t retreating into a protective shell of “wacky irony xD”, because that would be pretty pathetic and sad, even more than an actual admission of defeat

Just like how you're trying to pass off your biases as fact. We get it, you don't like rap.

The Anon Babbletards who have been shitting up this place since 2016 saw Kendrick call Drake a white pedophile and they took it personally.

WTF OP Isn't a faggot today?!?!?!??

It's true though. And OP just described you verbatim.

Aren't the same guys saying Black people don't listen to Kendrick? Aren't you literally doing the same thing?

Ignoring someone’s legitimate arguments and simply calling them “biases” isn’t going to work here, low IQ sophist. Nice try faggot.

See? Did this post earn you the black friend you had hoped it would? No. And you never seem to make that connection.

when i was doing this, it did lead to black friends and getting girls numbers. but ultimately its a phase i regret

Again, totally biased.

Did you ever consider that his post was just his actual opinion? What type of retard uses Anon Babble of all places to make friend anyways?

People aren’t logical. The same way a group of mean girls bullying a pretty girl can’t admit to themselves it’s because of jealousy and picking on her isn’t going to make boys like them, white rap fans don’t realise their own psychological motivations or their futility

Stop humble bragging with your fake lie story faggot, you aren’t the “exception”

Not an argument for how it’s biased, so you forfeit. Go back to fantasying about deferring to black people in social interactions

I can just make shit up about you too, And as far as I'm aware, ugly girls are relatively meek

These threads are just rage bait to antagonize whites. nobody genuinely likes or listens to this garbage

No. I’m not making up the example about female bullying, nor am I making anything up about your secret cuck motives. Nice try faggot. If you’re so ashamed of what you are then the solution is to stop being that, not to lie about it.

Imagine saying this confidently to another poster who is a full blown BLACKED.com BBC Kendrick Lamar lyric-memorising white cuck

Obsessed with thinking about black people's gentiles

gentiles

Freudian slip not intended. Keep listening to your “cool black thug music”, goy.

IT'S UP

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You got bullied all through your education and try to retroactively justify it by saying bullying is natural and those kids were just looking for you.

TND! Awesome i love TND

nobody listens to taylor swift or shitty kpop (well atleast nobody of age or with knowledge of talent) but this board is full of that shit.

He literally got a vasectomy and gave up on continuing his genetic legacy as a man and father so he could focus on appreciating the “work” of sexually virile 17 year old black males instead, bobbing his head respectfully to their primitive beats like a stupid cuck. Probably one of the most severe cases we’ve ever seen.

You want to try this one again? Your cope spiral kind of trailed off at the end there, like you were hyperventilating to calm yourself and accidentally initiated a fever dream

only white people listen to kendrick tho

Extremely divorced post

Don’t try the abstract/ironic response it’s not going to save you cuck

Note the instinctive anti-paternal sentiment. This person probably also reflexively describes “classic rock” as “dad rock” because “dad” to them means something weak and uncool, not something strong and respectable. It’s amazing how fast these threads start getting Freudian

my brother went through this phase from age 15 to 22. was terrible. i do think it seems from my dad being perceived as weak figurehead but that was mostly due to my mom who belittled him all the time while we were growing up. which was reaction to my dad not having a stable job ever + the fact that her mom (my grandma) also verbally abused her dad.

i'm glad he's grown up though however and doesnt do that ghetto southern blaccent any more despite being from a white liberal coastal city with all of his friends being white

in retrospect tho, id rather have him be obsessed with rappers and black culture like a normie than Anon Babble or turning into a tranny. so things couldve be much worse.

You soijacked yourself dumbfuck.

What happened with Dad? Tell everyone where things went wrong between you two.

Honestly there’s not much hope for a lot of white males these days. If they’re not pathetic wigger cucks then they’ll be pathetic anime watching incels instead

Kek

That's what happens when you're an untalented gay coon

You should try getting back with your wife first before giving out the psychology lectures

Kissless virgin lecturing another man

What was your dad like? How is your relationship with him?

This album sucks
Sad that white people will consider this slop the greatest album of all time

It’s not even fucking music, it’s just him talking and shoe-horning as many syllables as he can into the lyrics to get his stupid opinions across

”we ain’t gonna let no WHITE CO-ME-DI-AN insult a BLACK WOM-AN”

It’s just deeply sad and pathetic that this shit has white people crawling around on all fours

DRAKE WON
OVO NIGGA!!

Nah you’re a faggot too

Maybe you should develop your own personality instead of just copy pasting the sense of humor of your favorite political streamer

Fine, how's being divorced going

Did you duck your head down in the car when he dropped you off at places so you wouldn’t be seen with him

NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE

He’s just the purest example of everything that sucks about rap

totally lyric focused to the point where not even his own fans stop and realize it sounds like shit and they don’t actually want to HEAR it as music

the lyrics are about a totally fictional and ahistorical mythology around the black experience where they are all innocent victims and all of their vices and failures are directly caused by white racism

stop pretending you're a world weary realist when you have no life experience

I’ve fucked more girls than you including casual hook ups, I have multiple arrests, I’ve found the dead body of someone I knew well and I’m a father. I have far more life experience than you and you would humbly listen to my stories with awe, asking me if I have instagram in the hope that you could be my friend

Y'all stay politically correct, I'ma do what I did

a few lines later

Don't let no white comedian talk about no Black woman, that's law

DAAAAMN KUNG FU KENNY SPITTIN, TOTALLY NOT A COASTAL WHITE WOMAN TRAPPED IN THE BODY OF A SHORT BLACK MAN LARPING AS A BLACK ISREALITE, GEDDUUUUUMMMM, HIT EM WITH THAT THERAPY LINE AGAIN KDOTTYYYYYY

Kendrick Lamar has never been in a physical altercation in his life

slap fights with drake count

id listen to million dollar baby by tommy richman 100000 times before i ever listen to another single snapplause-type-song from this fag clown. its like he's trying to take us back to backpacker shit under a mainstream mask, go away already goddamn

This is the first step, now try listening to something with instruments. At least one musician playing on the recording. Go from there

I like rap. I don't have any friends either way.

But you fantasise about having conversations with “cool” blacks. No, don’t try to deny it or project it back at me. You do and you know you do. Probably while absentmindedly day dreaming in the shower.

project it back at me

Yeah you can play this game but we both know you have gotten literal chills and goosebumps from being inspired by black men’s rap lyrics before. You have haven’t you? Yes or No.

Hey buddy where did you go

I don't like rap, or trap. Or witch house. Or vaporwave. How based am I?

Very.

A nigga gotta work anon. And no, I have not. Does your wife's bull let you watch? Or does it make you wait for the videos?

What rap are you “bumping” on the job?

I've seen it done, women interacting with other women is fucking horrible every single time

No rap, especially after Kendricks album. Right now its Melvins

I can play Honey Bucket on drums

Thats cool anon. I am not musically inclined in the slightest, so I am forced as a mere enjoyer. I have accepted this fate.

They say if you can talk you can sing if you can walk you can dance