This... thing... broke me

This... thing... broke me.
What THE FUCK is it even about?
Most importantly, why THE FUCK is it at 4th place for 2024? Who greenlights this shit?

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Im tempted to listen but worried its going to destroy my precious algorithm

why does this album with less than 700 ratings suck so much?

skill issue on your part m8

Came for the cover, stayed for the music. Such nice album

Some furfag dude who RPs as a woman online trying to spawn a fandom via his music. It'll be on page 2 for 2024 next time the RYM chart updates. Still egregious tho

Furries are people too and you will accept them and you WILL love their ART.

Its really weird how RYM wants to push this furry themed music. I think its because they know autistic people get hooked on their site

You guys wanted music that exclusively appeals to your sort of chungus discord retard demographic with a total lack of songwritting and an extra dose of epic quirkyness,then you wanted all music to be like that. Now here it is. Reap what you sow.

If I ever give it a go, I'll do it on incognito mode. It may be the best trannycore pony shit if all time, but it's still absolute cringe just for existing.

Probably. Hate to admit it but probably. You guys are consistently if anything worse though. RYM is good for the lists. The top shit has been shit for a while though I will finally admit.

It's what Zoomers with mental Retardation think sex is like based on anime,so the same thing 1000 Gecs and Sewerslvt were doing. This is what you wanted music to be like lol,buyers remorse I guess.

Brother, it is worth it. Check Wallflower Equation, is a fucking prog-jazz-furry-metal masterpiece

Trannies are so fucking based lmao no other group rustles this many jimmies just by existing

Kinda hot

Every day RYM users prove they are cancer on this board.

Remember that every anon who recs this is an obese man with cyan hair and purple lipstick smeared on his face who jerks off to baby horses

Probably just an obeese man desu. Likely one who uses a lot of Reddit and Discord though. Probably not actually RYM.

The music is legitimately great

It's retarded for sure.

Listening to it rn. Surprised that this is completely soulless goyslop and not random retarded screeching like TMR,Death Grips,The Entire Dempa Genre,or 1000 Gecs. It just transitioned to sounding like Anime OST shit and then Zoomer Pop. If you guys want to convince me that classic rock is le cringe and gay boomershit this isn't the way to do it. Oh god it had a fucking dubstep drop. That was cringe and dated. Kinda feels like Imagine Dragons if it was written exclusively for sex offenders and guys who shoot up schools and literally nobody else. I know that's kinda exaggerated and cartoony but it's the truth. Words cannot describe how tacky this is. Gonna basically skip through it and then pretend I never heard it. Probably shouldn't admit I listened to this but yeah. The tangy country guitar part is nice ig. That's basically it.

NSG, I have to admit that you're fun to read when you put more effort into your posts. Ever considered doing proper reviews for albums?

I do on RYM but I'm trying to like fix my life rn. Maybe on TikTok using something to hide my face/alter my voice I'd be willing to have a "Nico Sperg Reivews" channel or some shit at some point though. I just think this was terrible lol. Couldn't sit through the entire thing either will not lie. This is unironically why I don't take much regard to contemporary rock bands save for The Black Metal ones. Say what you will about Black Metal but if this shit isn't for emotionally stunted retards idek what would be.

don't know what it is, but the album cover makes me horny

the person who made it is clearly talented and I think some tracks are legitimately good but the autistic pony discord aesthetic surrounding the artist and project really turns me off. I wish I could separate the artist from the art but It's almost embarrassing to admit being a fan. Wallflower Equation is a 10/10 track though.

They're not legitimately good. Sounds cardboard as fuck. Completely soulless shit. You're so close to understanding you're quite literally exactly like this person but cannot accept it lmao.

samefag

Nico a dirty phoneposting tiktoker

makes sense i guess

What's your RYM?

ok you convinced me OP, I just rated it 5.0
#DoingMyPart

Can you explain what sounds "cardboard" about it?

Buy an ad or Stop shilling your shit album, tranny

Overprocessed which I'm assuming I'd probably either down to guitar tone or the producer/mixing (probably both but I don't listen to them regularly enough to definitively say which it would be). Same thing that goes for "Normie" Top 40 for the most part aswell. AOR is like this too ofc but it has charecter and personality in a way Dreamtheater doesn't.

Idk bro. I didn't really notice the weeaboo shit until you guys brought it up. Now that I do notice it it is pretty bad though.

They're not trying to push anything. The userbase is genuinely just that autistic

Does the new album even have anything to do with pony?

Nah it definetely didn't used to be nearly this bad. I just never noticed or checked the top charts to see it lol. You guys basically pointed this out to me I will not lie and although I would still say it's overall better some of the maybe post 2020 reviewers especially the anime pfp ones are worth ignoring.

it's fake weird music

It's genuinely weird just not cool or Underground or whatever it believes itself to be. It's cringe and discord but the closest thing Zoomers can imagine to like Big Black or The 2nd Wave of Norwegian Black Metal or something.

I miss my dog..

I've been on the site since around 2008ish and it went downhill once the Zoomers started to find it. Back in the day when it was Gen X/boomers and the offtopic message board was still around? Good topcharts and fun discussion.

4th place

on RYM

Not valid

Big dogs are hard to handle so take it from me settle for a medium sized dog your first couple times.

This is just proof you're likely to kill yourself or something and that you did in fact listen to this extensively. Lmk how getting sectioned goes.

I need recommendations for more fur albums so I can not listen to them,

I'll be honest, just looking at that picture repulses me. I don't get it.

I think you're missing a generation there.
I've never been a fan of the charts but I must admit the Beatles at #1 is much preferable to Kendrick Lamar

You need to stop it with the tard rage,you're projecting way way wayyyyy too hard. Your ability to be clever is nonexistent and imagined.

Haha guys see it's some fag pretending to me who wants more fur albums so you can safely post them knowing I won't listen.

*Retarded screeching intensifies*

So yes,I know that you are a huge fan of "Vylvet Pony" now,I knew you liked some form of retardo discord music anyway.

GroomerCore

tiktok

I was under the impression you weren't a teenage girl.

Lmao ok,so anyway you like retard shit because you're retarded.

Settle down, furfag. Everyone agrees tiktok is brain rot.

This is equivalent to when you shat yourself and started screaming at the employees in the middle of gamestop.

You're so clearly enraged and so clearly retarded. Go back to doing your gay little fake voice thing. It won't change that this stuff is something you're the target demographic for.

"Some of you kids are alright,I totally won't be attending Ponycon Tomorrow haha."

If you got some pussy maybe you could stop pretending otherwise right?

Please stop bumping this shit Nico. What the fuck is wrong with you?

It's not what's wrong with me,but you're ignoring the tard rage and sad larping intentionally I'm sure.

You're the ones who actually like it and listen to it regularly. You pretend otherwise but you're the target demographic. At least enough of you did to have this thread.

Yeah, the charts were never that great, but they were 100x better 10+ years ago.

True. It just goes worse and worse.

No one's talking to you.

You should be thankful anyone's talking to you to begin with.

Shouldn't you be off jerking your dick to homestar runner?

The target demographic for this thread is RYM seethers

That was you going into tard rage and projecting wildly. That's the shit YOU do which is why you have all those creepy pictures of the broom lasy saved. You need to stop larping as me the nanosecond I send you into tard rage in order for it to be remotely plausible.

People who seethe at rym or on rym and why are they supposed to be seething? Despite my autism levels I am not exactly the most in touch eith internet culture as a whole. Mostly just music discussion sites and some meme pages.

Can you all shut the fuck up im trying to jerk it to the album cover

Save it on they phone and jerk off to it privetly again. Not everybody is le ebin Frank Zappa Type sex offenders.

Stop hitting refresh and do it then retard. Shouldn't take more than 30 seconds anyway.