/metal/ - All Hail the Tish Edish
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
What's the best Katatonia album?
You don't need more death metal than the 'tish, 'craysh, 'taysh, and immo'.
'craysh
which one is this supposed to be?
Desecration
You don't need more death metal than Ad Nauseam.
did the schizo meltdown stop yet?
Saw only one,
Maybe I only posted one and forgot to do the others, I think I was waiting to see you post.
So you noticed that's me. kek
I mean its bretty obvious.
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See, I was guessing maybe you were going to say it was the 6:00 minute mark, and I was going to ask if the ambient part after the rest was what the complaint was about, but now I'm lost. Its a pretty short rest, no?
There's no pattern.
You can follow its beat by focusing on the cymbal on the left, one two three hits at one tempo, then one two three four at a quicker. Thats the most simple aspect of it.
Wtf
You don't know about aleatoric composition? It sounds worse than it is, because just like I mentioned with Scelsi, tones are less important than one might think, and the manipulation of them forms music in otherwise random sound.
Correct.
Oh you're still here. Take your meds or lay off the speed. Whichever applies
Friendly reminder that Bathory invented black metal. Don't (You) me.
he will never leave
(You) are correct though. :)
drugs = musical discussion
If that was the case then the /shreddit/ drug addicts would actually talk about music for once.
Bathory
Not black metal.
Based
So you see a post longer than 5 words and go "SCHIZO SCHIZO MELTDOWN HEHE"?
Judas Iscariot
depends on the album.
BLASTING
Yes, literally. In fact often times just the presence of one of their 4cuck bullies alone will make then do this, its basically their only defence mechanism over the years of being buckbroken each day.
RIP Cerebral Rot tho
based
Correct.
NBM
we don't reply to our own posts here
early Bathory is black metal and there's nothing you can do about it
Correct.
Ja.
black metal sucks
Bathory sucks
it's black metal
hi Varg, big fan
is there sooftware for listening to metal like spotify that isnt gay?
bumbum sucks too
it's called YouTube
soulseek and a local music player
immo'
You mean the 'laysh?
Indeed. You can tell because it sucks just as hard as black metal does.
Correct.
6:00 minute mark
That's what I meant, the distorted guitars stop at 5:35 though. Should've linked 6:00.
You can follow its beat by focusing on the cymbal on the left, one two three hits at one tempo
Can't hear it. It's probably there if you can hear it, but that to me sounds like total absence or mismatch of rhythms.
Also, I really hate clicky kicks. Does JG have any albums with bassier kicks?
tones are less important than one might think, and the manipulation of them forms music in otherwise random sound.
Well, if Scelsi wanted to show how much a single melodic tone can achieve, he got the point across, but as I said in my other response last thread, it's pretty dull to sit through. Relatively dull, that is.
Correct.
you can really tell that slayer ripped off early batlord and venom
which is one of many reasons why batlord rools
slayer is shit
Shatwhorey blows
Maybe on Planet Retard.
yeah, population you! haha
TREADLY FUCK SLAYER
the only people who listen to ""metal"" and dislike slayer are prog fan faggots...or iron maiden moms
Maiden and Slayer are both beloved here.
think I'm gonna give this Sleep Token shit a try.
not metal
this is a firmly Judas Priest general
5'3 while wearing 3 inch boot risers
midget metal
LOL
wearing a shirt with his own fucking name on it
cringe
y tho
the dude is a pastiche of everything cringe about metal even down to being a dwarf
It's so he doesn't forgot it, don't be mean
MUH HEIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
faggot
Correct.
Did he mention Disma? I know redditors seethe about Craig Pillard
looks gay, not watching
wearing a shirt with another man's name on it
cucked
What metal does he listen to?
anything with ft. Björn "Speed" Strid
What are death metal concerts like? Bunch of juggalos going we iz family?
seething midge detected
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REFUUUUUUUUUNDS
there's lots of moshing and death metal playing
Homosexuality is the most important principle of NSBM
look at those small white cocks
Necropole rocks
started drinking at midnight on a Monday night
I think it's perfectly reasonable
and I still can't stop listening to this gay song
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it's Sunday
stop posting this song
thanks, this song immediately turned me into a raging homo
Ad Hominem > Ad Nauseating Dissoslop
Correct.
Track 9: Stairway to Oven
Goatsmegma
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Calling something "Nauseating Dissoslop" is an Ad Hominem
post your kvltfu
That's what I meant
Oh ok, yeah the ambient aspects of JG are always probably the least coherent parts of his work, I think from 6:00 to 7:10~ should have been removed at least. The 7:10 section is nice however, I have heard a similar "rain" effect in a few serial compositions before (can't remember them for the life of me, although I think there is an instance of it on Ehnahre), but I always liked that textual effect. Here used for the crescendo.
Can't hear it.
Yeah nevermind I was totally wrong, I literally have no idea how it works. I messaged Adam and asked if he could tell me what is going on lol. When/if he replies I'll post it here.
Well, if Scelsi wanted to show how much a single melodic tone can achieve, he got the point across
It really is rather brilliant isn't it? Another interesting piece is Ravel's Bolero, literally just a single ostinato repeated for the entire piece with only orchestration adding anything of interest. Not something I would call a great listening piece at all, but very interesting is what it achieves with a strict rhythmic and melodic repetition. He is a genius of the orchestra.
Dude looks like he gets drunk and kicks his dog
Do you really expect us to believe you’re having a conversation with another person
who?
the main chick from Asagraum, who's a chudette btw
Obscura from Asagraum
It is time for King Harald of Norway to bestow upon Varg Vikernes his rightful place in the Royal Norwegian Order of St. Olav for his distinguished service to Norway and mankind. We will never know just how many lives he saved that day when he heroically fought off the budding serial killer and rapist Euronymous.
In addition we demand that the King grant Varg Vikernes the King’s Medal of Merit for his service to the arts as the sole inventor of metal.
Anders deserves it more
I have officially lost my grip with reality
been drinking and listening to this fucking songs for 5 hours
boys, this is it
the end
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anon do you really find your family to find your bloated alcohol-overdosed corpse while THAT song is on a loop?
cookin/gg/ /gg/as?
Who are you talking to? The void as always?
Man, if you're gonna have a guilty pleasure at least make it something good. Not some generic nu-disco slop made by men who clearly enjoy the smell of other men's assholes.
classick
me mum showed this to me, god bless her heart
been looking up whores the past 1 hour, there are some juicy ones, one has torpedo tits like you wouldn't believe
FUCK
the whole clip could came out of current year germany but I just can't stop listening to it, I fucking love it
Metal as fuck
NSBM reigns supreme
been discussing whores with one of my boys while I was busy getting inebriated
basically he just says just pay for one already
thoughts?
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Boy do I have the song for you
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favorite Iron Maiden album??
Daily reminder that metal is ultra based.
Powerslave.
Requesting for a hectorian to educate Anon Babble here
Their most ultra based album (you know the one).
...so you wanna see those tits or what?! what the hell man
anyway, Gulch
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Hector doesn't dare leave /meal/ else he get extra BTFO
Nile
death metal peaked with chuck
Thra
this is firmly a Barnes general
Correct.
Chris Barnes is a pussy
Ok but post literally 1
Acid Enema is one of the hardest songs ever
Got diarrhoea from starving for 3 days then eating a Hawaiian pizza with sriracha and jalapeño poppers
not really
I jerked off this weekend to so many Blondie Fesser and Lauren Phillips vids that I can't even sit down without feeling intense pain
I keep drinking water to piss away any residual seed, but that hurts too; beatoff blister also stings
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this is literally the gayest fucking general mate, no one wants to see women here
Metal for this feel
Metalheads love animals
This general sucks poser metals ass
ROTTEN TO THE CORE!
Did the samefagging schizo from late last night get b&?
Any type of sled dog (husky, malamute, greenland dog, etc.) >> a few other various dog breeds >> cats > every other type of dog >>>>> "cat people" (nothing wrong with liking cats, unless you are hyper reddit about it)
but yeah animals are pretty kewl
siberian huskies are trvely the most metal dog
No, he came back, had a conversation with himself about classical music and fucked back off
where does T.S. Eliot fit into this
nephew writes him a letter talking about how cool his new cat is
Eliot writes a letter back calling his cat a fucking flea-ridden scrub and that he will never be as cool as his own elegant cat
Posting the rerecording artwork
POOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEER
Thoughts?
their worst album
on this note, WHEN WILL JOEL RELEASE A NEW ALBUM?!
Cats > Dogs
Don't need some subhuman rating to understand this
MUNICIPAL WASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!
catlovers favorite album
it all makes sense now
Gonna give At the Gates another go to see if they click this time.
GO!
I dislike the album actually, checkmate
the best metal album is:
The jester race - In flames
Knocked Loose
agent steels skeptics apocalypse album
This just makes me wanna listen to Kreator.
unironic answer: Judas priest - Defenders of the faith
muh second half
didn't told you to stop sucking my cock
your favorite album ;)
This. I’m unironically vegan and support animal liberation movements. Fuck zoos, fuck factory farming, fuck far fucks who eat x10 the animals they need to. I would happily eat meat if we changed our relationship with how we treat animals for food
punkfaggot moment
literally the nicest thing anyone has said to me (don't care it's a shitpost)
Inb4 fat fuck Americans say something about bacon, kys, pigs are based and the way they are treated is poser not metal shit
Knoll (Correct)
I don’t really listen to punk unless it’s crossover but I do like the old school ethos of pissing off the mainstream while actually caring about the shit things we are doing on this dying planet
Agreed, instead of humanely raising them and feeding them high quality food before slaughtering them with painless precision kosher style, we should just fucking go out in the woods and lay down traps that drive a spike right between their goddamn eyes, then collect the corpse hours later after all the duress of literally fucking dying releases all kinds of chemicals that spoils the meat
bon appetit, faggot
at least go back to posting old school punk shit you fucking drunk
What do you call this weird hybrid of hardcore punk and metal anyway
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You're not black metal you fucking guy
i just call it old hardcore
o/
Killers
I'm listening to Black Metal.
Low iq post unfortunately. Do better brother! Horns up m/
Low iq
This is the kind of drooling retard that animals are being tortured and mistreated for. Think about that lads.
Oh no you realised I'm not trve :'(
I'll just show myself out and go back to gaydiohead
I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN
INTO
THE
FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
If you're not listening to 128kbps Bandcamp rips you're not listening to metal right
I do not listen to artists who are allowed to post on Bandcamp.
Me on the right but with the traits on the left
what a terrible cover
Mustaine, Dave
Dave Mustaine = genius
Correct
that one kid who thought Mechanix was plagiarizing Four Horsemen
you're still a dumbass Alex
The Great Kat
Based!
anybody got the heroin sludge chart?
Sex.
will she ever sell her underwear again
HDD6DYDDYFLFXKTZJRZKF,KFZIZIRZIIZ.
DEATH IS YOUR SAVIOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not him, but because you are also a fellow metalhead I think you're a pretty cool guy. hope you have a good day ;)
album cover aspect ratio done specifically for cassette tape
Heil!
being nice and wholesome is metal
got bored by new pissgrave and new revenge, listened to pic related yet again
Correct, friend :-)
What a beautiful sight man, just beautiful
Thank you so much for coming out tonight and supporting us for over 30 years
It's times like this that really makes you feel alive, you know
Cherish those moments for as long as you can because they don't last forever
Oh, and if you haven't done so already, this town is holding a crusade for children charity event for blind, crippled orphans and uh, donations are still being accepted
Alright, this next song is called ORGASM THROUGH TORTURE
based
awww look at Nergal holding God
Nergal is a humongous fag.
kek
PEOPLE = SHIT
legitimately a good song.
Indeed.
Mid/Late 00s - Metalcore
Early '10s - Blackgaze, Djent
think it's more like late 00s-mid 10s was post-metal, thrash revivals, nu-black and OSDM worship and now in the 20's is gaze and djent characteristically dominant novelties, would throw in LARPy folk elements like how big Wardruna is now
He's also the only member of Behemoth without a pretty cool side project
Orion: Vesania
Inferno: Azarath
Seth: Nomad
Nergal: Me and That Man
inherently wholesome and loving music
Badass. Chuck was the roughest and toughest.
so he pooper scoopers the shit ov God?
but also very tender and reciprocative
suck longdinger
metallum has determined this band is Not Metal. Sorry to inform you.
Dudes like this who can sweep pick an arpeggios as easily as if they were strumming a chord are so elite. I can play fast but I can not play that relaxed. Shit is like yoga and I'm over here doing shit that is like skateboarding.
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I finally watched the The Shit ov God music video and it's terrible. Pop with the thinnest extreme metal coat of paint. Makes Wackenshit sound avant-garde.
Disso and Scootercore
Ok i'll bite. What's scootercore?
Metalcore x party electro/techno
Give me some obscurer Polish black metal albums and demos, PLEASE!
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holy shit
SW EXCLUSIVE
HEIL BARNES
heiEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEl
I don't even usually like slam but it's good
I just roke up
Why do so many thrash bands have such shitty vocals? In black and death metal I rarely care about vocals, but there are some thrash bands with singers so bad I just can't listen to them
all the posturing without taking the time to actually learn proper technique
Agreed, this is what makes Megadeth better than the other 3 big thrash bands to be honest.
Dave is the worst out of the three. Completely soulless vocals compared to Tom or James.
If this doesn't sound good to you I don't know (or care) what does then. Shit taste.
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sure thing grandpa
There isn't a single moment in Megadeth's discography that comes close too the "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" on Angel of Death.
This is what I think of when I think of terrible thrash vocals: youtu.be
I'm only 24 but I assure you, if you haven't listened to at least 2 Megadeth albums you're the one who should be wearing diapers.
I'm only 24 but
opinion discarded
XD
Sure thing grandpa.
I hope I find my wallet in time to buy tickets for Mayhem.
Kreator are pretty good aye
I can understand finding Dave's vocals shit, but they're the opposite of soulless. Most bands want to sound like James Hetfield or someone from the Teutonic scene.
Whats the best one
NTA
I love Megadeth, and I love Slayer, but I have to admit Slayer's vocals are pretty bad, and Dave's vocals can be kinda whiney and nasally at times.
I still love the band overall and he has great riffs so I can overlook vocals
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Vio-lence would be so good with a different singer
the sound of perseverance - death
Their worst album but it's still a 7/10
Thrash vocals are the wors-
99% of thrash bands would be improved by Demolition Hammer's vocals.
Their worst album
why?
100% would be trans today if AIDS hadn't claimed her
why is German BM so fucking mid?
Chuck doesn't want to do Death Metal anymore
wants to make a prog/power metal band
writes a bunch of songs for it and does demos
gets signed to a label
they will let him make his power metal album
but..... JUST ONE MORE DEATH ALBUM PLZ
turn all his power metal songs into Death Metal songs and rerecord them
that is the Sound of Perseverance
I still like it though, not as much as Symbolic or ITP or earlier stuff but it's still good.
As long as they don't get too artsy they do it very well.
A little too much self-indulgent wankery, same reason I can't get into Control Denied
what is some actually good death metal with self-indulgent wankery? any kind of death metal is ok
early Atheist
see my QRD on the album. It's supposed to be a Control Denied Album, it's all supposed to be prog/power metal with clean vocals, but Nuclear Blast wnated one "Death Metal" album when they signed him before they'd press Control Denied albums.
NSBM reigns supreme
Correct.
-ly gay.
KAEVUM COMPLETE DISCOGRAPHY
GAYCUM COMPLETE DICKOGRAPHY
SKHUL COMPLETE DISCOGRAPHY
Celebrated here
Ronnie James Dio just died RIP
I want to ride her.
The Great Kat is a genius.
I never checked out this album, WTF happened to Ron's vocals? He sounds alright on Kinetic Closure, He sounds like he's stuck at the bottom of a well and is pressing a finger to his throat to make his voice sound funny on purpose.
sticky or it didn't happen
You stay away, the sow is mine!
Has actual personality
this is the shit i see in my nightmares
holy shit the weed I smoked is so good I'm back in 2010
loona metal
kill yourselves
new