Times you acted like Henry Rollins
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I got really mad when someone said they don't like Scott Walker at a house party and almost cried
Tongue-fucked a guy’s butthole
A changed my name to appear white and conceal my Jewish identity.
Got tattoos lifted weights and started a band so people would stop shoving me into lockers, ended up more insecure and a bigger fag than I was in high school
sucked a cock in a gay bar bathroom
HEY SHOVE OFF BUDDY
LEAVE THAT GUY ALONE
I'M NOT GONNA START UNTIL YOU ALL STOP POGOING
I've suggested Suicide to people before. They get really mad for some reason.
i worked in an ice cream store. too bad i wasn't also in a band
Kek
I'm vaguely autistic and don't have sex. We're basically the same person
I only wear plain black tshirts and I've never had a girlfriend
Hmmm I have a feeling you guys might just be talking about Henry
got fucked in the ass and dared a Nazi to have a problem with it
when i had my bat mitzvah
I watched the Jefferson's all night
interesting
this one had slipped by
I was at a viewing of the room by tommy wiseau in some hipster theatre in brooklyn and i called everyone faggots very loudly when they starting throwing plastic spoons at the screen
Shot my friend in the stomach and left him for dead and then blamed it on some black gentlemen
called a bunch of people fags
not very Rollins of you, anon
I'm a gay retard who thinks way too highly of himself
Was it mine?
get in the van
Did you keep his brain too?
his real last name is Garfield
i recommend hip esoteric underground rock records to people who never asked
I entered into a competition with jello biafra to see who could make a cringier spoken word album and I won
I did the random country on the globe thing. Ended up going to Romania. Didn't like it.
Henry Rollins is actually cool. That video where he bullies that teen girl in the record store is kino.
It's weird anytime he expresses joy.
Um...isn't this guy supposed to be punk or something
Punks were always fags. A punk isn't something you're supposed to be in the first place. That's what they call prison bitches.
I sucked my bros cock no homo
Henry Rollins is unironically weird. People act like he's hardcore because apparently he punched a guy at a show 30 years ago. Then the majority of his actual career is a bunch of spoken word songs that sound like PSA's they'd show at a school assembly.
They're all like:
RESPECT! Have some self respect! Pick your self up and pick up your rubbish
When people act like he's hard i feel like i've fallen into some parellel universe
90% of people are followers. If you just show them how they should treat you, they will just follow your lead.
It makes more sense when you learn he’s Jewish
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Bob Dylan did this too
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