sludgy edition
The /metal/
medal
Baldcucks are being scammed by AI slop and all I can do is laugh.
drew himself as a tranime twinkboy
LOOOOOOOOOL
stop making fun of my wife
Hector has been all of ours, but you made him your wife
BLASTING
black sun
VLTRA BASED
homoerotic desires seeping through again
Unrequited love dictated years of seethe on this general from roughly half of its populace.
stop talking and gargle on my balls already
i wasnt talking about you hekkie dont get a big head about it
RIP Dimebag
RIP Chuck
RIP Dio
RIP Jeff
RIP Cliff
RIP Randy
RIP Eddie
you worship Tim Henson. Be quiet.
Don't ever call me Hector again or I'll /heem/ you
or I'll /heem/ you
oh fuck
Yeah watch out for , heemposter is a self admitted 5'9" brownlet, his shoulder height is roughly at crotch level so despite his tiny arms and lack of muscles he can do damage.
only one person here says heem
another fanfiction
huh
too fucking far Hecuck I'm gonna /heem/ you right now
RIP Dead
RIP Euronymous
Sorry I can't hear whatever brown language you are speaking down there.
he doesn't know heem is a spee meme
RIP Joe
Hector is enraged by everything he doesn't understand and accused it of being a forced meme here at first
/hector/
HDS
Top 5 best posters in this general:
1. Hector
2. Hekkie
3. Hecuck
4. Cucktor
5. Me
/hoc/ and /iihf/ reporting in
Why are you talking to yourself, Iass?
For me it's only_perception
what about meee
Who is the more notorious criminal, H or Big H?
Me.
me
Hate that guy the most, evil bastard he is.
Didn't he start to bog out rapidly in recent years? Another one or two and he's throwing phonecalls left and right.
He
She*, plus you can keep your misogynist fantasies about plastic surgery to yourself, incel. Timberly will never age, immortality gifted by the Gods themselves.
That's her now, feel old yet?
the real question is if he tattooed his (feminine) penis
About to smoke. What should I listen to?
heaven and hell
Master musicians of bukkake, go full ironic hippie
Mastodon.
Digits decide
I say Tempel
That ugly son of a bitch was born ugly, no surgery could have saved what was never there.
Seconding
Niege and Famine's encrypted telegram chat
Alright, you've convinced me. I think this is my favorite Mastodon song.
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
based, for me it's Circle of Cysquatch
Blackgoat broke into my house and ripped all of the wiring out of my walls
Finns only do that when they feel comfortable around you, looks like you made a friend :)
Oh no, he's building another sauna, new goatmoon soon.
Disso Hall of Shame for washed up musicians making terrible slop:
youtu.be
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Sponsored in part by Hasjarl's new book "Third Wave Mechanics Volume 7: Blues and Bends edition"
regal skateboarding attacker: deathrash enjoyers
bitch nigga getting rekt: bmcels
holy based
/meal/ moves too quick when he’s here, he responds to literally everything.
We should rename this general to /mental/ haha am i right?
Masturbatedong sucks.
my Deafheaven preorder got delayed
WHAT THE FUCK BROS
I guess you'll have to actually listen to metal instead of pitchfork slop
Should I listen to it to see if it will make me melancholically eat some icrcream in deserted skateparks?
Oh my gosh, like, look at that kitty on the skateboard! It’s so cute, I can’t even! I mean, who knew cats could skate? That’s totally iconic, right?
finna make a likker run
old man feels left in the dust as everything moves too quickly around him
Many such cases.
About to smoke. What should I listen to?
We prefer /shreddit/.
Top 5 best posters in this general:
1. Kulturposter 1
2. Kulturposter 2
3. Kulturposter 3
4. Kulturposter 4
5. Kulturposter 5
All beloved and respected here.
Top 5 best posters in this general:
1. Kulturposter 1 (You)
2. Kulturposter 2 (You)
3. Kulturposter 3 (You)
4. Kulturposter 4 (You)
5. Kulturposter 5 (You)
Correct.
Correct.
Another embarrassment to add to the books. Like the time he thought carpetmuncher meant rugrat.
Medtner
absolutely seething bmcel
/classical/ is that way, leave the hall
forgot pic.
In my mind, it was real
Is It /metal/?
no but she owes me sex
I have managed to trap Blackgoat with a box and a piece of uncooked venison tied to a string. I'm currently blasting reggaeton over a beats pill situated next to the box and he won't stop screaming
Somewhere between 20th century coffeetable and practice piece slop, ptui, at least use your offtopics for something less soulless.
Is it just me or is deathcore actually good now?
No, it's ULTRA BASED
So who is going to save metal now? I see a dichotomy forming with artists embracing either schizoslop merchantry or pop rock anthems.
Inside the most cat-hating metalist's household
Lil Baby
Dave Mustaine
Maybe it's you who's creating this dichotomy, I don't see it black or white.
Saved from what by the way?
It‘s your cue to leave the genre behind or preferably kill yourself
Adam Kalmbach
Saved from sucking. Just look at AOTY last year ( there wasn’t one.)
Adam Kalmbach came to my community college campus and gave a lecture about the dangers of misogyny and queerphobia in metal before advertising his new album available on vinyl for only 34.99
It was saved today
is that Jenna Haze
my demo is going to save black metal btw
Its literally left to Ad Nauseam to carry metal on their back, everyone else is giving up on real music. Hasjarl has become a slopmerchant, Teitanblood are a one hit wonder, Imperial Triumphant spiritually died after Abyssal Gods, Adam has the minimalist mind virus, and Ehnahre has become drone. Only one band left can finally make the first good metal album in history.
Art direction is abysmal. Maybe the music is half decent I'm not even assed to check it out, cover art and album title are fucking pathetic.
I HATE EVIL CHUDS IN METAL MUSIC
Metal was best when it wasn't saved. We need to let it die again so pure autism reinvents the genre again.
Vegan BBQ/Jute Gyte listening sesh was hella litty.
Correct.
We love deathcore here.
Top 10 Motorhead songs
1. Ace of Spades
2. Overkill
3. Iron Fist
4. Dancing on Your Grave
5. Stay Clean
6. No Class
7. Bomber
8. Dead Men Tell No Tales
9. Marching Off to War
10. Orgasmatron
IMG
RIP Matthew, the local jungle tribe in LA finally caught him.
Meh, gave it a try earlier today and couldn't pull through it. And I say that as someone who has 3 albums of midwest feelsies kiss makeup edition
Me
the conundrum of OSDM being the only good kind of death metal and all revivalist OSDM being kinda dog ass
WTF, I just went on Facebook after seeing this post at it was the first thing on my feed.
Ok, but OSDM was literally never good, so there is no conundrum that its revival copy cat genre would also suck. The only difference is that you don't have nostalgia goggles on for times back when you had hair.
you're being gangstalked
Hahahaha I knew that would trigger it
I just went on Facebook
THREADLY FUCK SLAYER
Literally.
I only use it to stalk and troll people.
Always has been.
youtube.com
Revival/worship bands always suck.
Correct.
you like Ascended Dead?
Children of Bodom is a genius
your estogen, xir
hasn't taken the BDMpill
Sad
I feel like this is the first time anyone has talked about Deafheaven since Sunbather but apparently they put out multiple full lengths since WTF
true
New Bermuda was great
Barely even metal.
hey what's the BDM album with the cover that's a big blue splatter? I haven't checked it out yet and I'm drawing a blank on it
No thanks, I believe it was the bald fellow a bit down that away, says hes going to regrow his lost follicles by transitioning. I keep telling him once its scarred over it can never regrow, but hes just desperate it seems. What a lifetime of OSDM does to a diabetic.
Great album but that's metalcore.
that's a real man right there
Let's say proto-deathcore.
what the FUCK is the difference between Blackened Death and Death/Black??
wtf so bolt thrower are faggots?
EXCUSE ME, THIS NONMETAL BREAKDOWN SPAM IS DIFFERENT TO THAT NONMETAL BREAKDOWN SPAM
A real bald and fat man. Correct.
Blackened death = majority death that has been "blackened" by production and proper songwriting.
Death/black = equal mix, unable to tell which is the main character of the music
Deathened black = Slop like Behemoth, hated here.
so what would Dissection or Necrophobic be
Heavy metal and OSDM respectively. NBM.
What is it then retard?
Metalcore subgenre.
black metal
and proper songwriting.
hahaha
their best album
it actually riffs
Varg „Cunt Pisscuck“ Vikernes has died trying to break the world record for sucking the most BBCs.
thats awful
clearly someone pushed that skateboard so they could fight
Feel like Deformity, Day of Suffering, or Crawlspace fit that bill better but whatever. If it bangs it bangs.
You're thinking of slam death metal which sometimes has cross over with beatdown hardcore and deathcore. Old school brutal death metal Suffocation, Deeds of Flesh, Scattered Remnants and Mortal Decay has literally nothing to do with coreshit.
Melodeath
Imagine being a cute girl and collecting tons of simpbux while doing "reacts to brutal slamming wigger metal" while wearing a bikini and smoking weed
Depends on the album, first two Dissection albums literally pioneered melo-black but a lot of early melodic black metal had traces of melodic death metal and vice versa. First Necrophobic is basically 75% meloddeath 25% meloblack. Second album could be considered equal part death and black.
I won't have to soon enough
sounds gay
the cute part is optional. Most women can do quick bucks off of simps.
What was the single best year for metal
1988
The year I was born.
Yes, from the very beginning. Black metal actually has development and rises/falls. Death metal "writing" is one continuous monotonous nothingburger, so called "riff salad", or as pozzak says "labyrinthine".
youtube.com
Death metal has no proper form or writing.
slam death metal
Slam is BDM, all of which are sister genres to metalcore/punk. Face it, BDM is the first "metal" genre to bring in breakdowns and reduce the genre to a rhythmic chugshit disgrace.
No, nazis are
You need to put Bomber and Orgasmatron higher. Also where the fuck is Another Perfect Day, No Religion, and Jailbait
What, that DSO ripoff? That second-rate Ulcerate? That Bopity Bapity Pesto Pasta Dodecahedron? We're fucked then, truly fucked
implying hardcore bands weren't just stealing celtic frost riffs which lead to the development of breakdowns in beatdown/metalcore
Kekky has no clue what he's talking about
Correct.
Death metal "writing" is one continuous monotonous nothingburger
Many examples to the contrary
All slam is BDM, not all BDM is slam. Also you're wrong about death metal songwriting, you got filtered hard.
If there's such a strong fighting tendency in the creature, then who's really at fault?
Crows and ravens will intentionally aggravate cats by pecking their tails in order to distract them from food; it's pretty funny.
DsO Ripoff
There is no counterpoint in DsO
Ulcerate
There is neither counterpoint nor devolpment in Ulcerate.
Dodecahedron
A literal DsO worship band, just listening random bands in butthurt now I assume.
You tried you're best baldcuck, too bad you don't know anything about music.
Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire
counterpoint
development
lol, lmao even
you're
rofl
go back to /classical/ you vapid pseud
going for the shitty Berserk reboot aesthetic
The order isn't set in stone, Another Perfect Day could be on the list, it's hard to just pick ten. Other two wouldn't even make my top 20 to be honest.
You're still shilling for that AI garbage? Yikes
BDM is directly influenced by NYHC. All extreme metal is influenced by hardcore. Cry about it.
who's really at fault?
Humans abusing animals
And NYHC was influenced by metal. None of this shit came out of a bunker.
post scores with your analysis on them right now
noooo anything but polyphony and proper writing!!!!
/shreddit/ moment. Metal will either die or learn to make real music while retaining its original ethos, timbres, and philosophy.
Endless revivals of popsloppery, or accession to greatness: which way metalman?
Shut your goddamn mouth poser.
BDM is influence by hard-
Looks like ghibli to me, was that not the idea
slam
-core
Correct.
You just said nothing at all. There is no content in your post whatsoever.
666 ratings on RYM
He was once arrested for cottaging. Typical leftist.
In my mind, there was nothing at all
Many such cases for yourself I'm assuming, the empty mind that is.
Matthew is a Leo lion actually, can't be killed through traditional means. Great taste in metal too.
dichotomy
Oo, good word! I wonder where you picked it up.
I'm convinced the only reason he's here is that /classical/ moves too slowly
slam
kill yourself retard
Your life is boring, bland, and sad. Next time someone offers you a good time, you take it.
He is unironically too dumb for /classical/
deathcore
good
Imagine being this gay lmao
This image makes absolutely zero sense and yet you keep spamming it everywhere.
too dumb for /classical/
entire thread is just "thank you x sister" start to finish
every thread is that endessly while one or two people post some music no one replies to
zoomers have discovered boy bands
the only way to save metal is to preserve it in its purest, original form. the only "progress" that's happened in the last 30 years is turning it into to a frauduelnt hipster commodity. dissoslop isn't metal. anything made after 1993 isn't metal. like most of western civilization, metal has "progressed" into a fucking toilet. flush it away
this riffs like hell!!!!
the only way to save metal is to preserve it in its purest, original form. the only "progress" that's happened in the last 30 years is turning it into to a frauduelnt hipster commodity. dissoslop isn't metal. anything made after 1993 isn't metal. like most of western civilization, metal has "progressed" into a fucking toilet. flush it away
Absolutely Correct™.
The shreddit meme is a fail.
/classical/ is mostly shit spam but there are a few posters who actually no what they're talking about. hector is completely clueless and just makes shit up.
WHATEVER I DON'T LIKE IS NOT METAL
All extreme metal and hardcore is influenced by Motörhead, who predate punk. Cry about it.
My analysis is that Kekky is a pretentious dweeb who gets no pussy and is likely a closeted faggot.
every thread is that endessly while one or two people post some music no one replies to
Correct.
Blastings? Not checking them out.
Links? Not clicking.
Simple as.
I've been secretly browsing both generals for years and can honestly say /metal/ is *marginally* less innavigable
completely clueless and just makes shit up.
That would be /shreddit/ when they call Ad Nauseam a DsO ripoff despite one being centered entirely around polyphony while the other has none.
closeted
He's very open about his homosexuality here
and funny enough marginally less bigoted
Acid Bath is finally on youtube
Sounded more clever in your head
Dooooooom
you don't know even know what polyphony is. also, no one in this thread has ever been to shreddit except you. all of your opinions come from reddit and rym. it's embarrassing.
First Fragment and Ad Nauseam have more in common than Ad Nauseam does with DsO.
you don't know even know what polyphony is
Multiple independent voices. Your concession is accepted.
Wait, shreddit is a real place? I thought they were just offering a scathing alternative to leddit or plebbit etc
he googled the definition
/meal/bros I don't feel so good
Are you kidding me, that was on point
HEIL
Keep your cottaging to yourself, leftist.
manages to continually and regularly get btfo by /meal/tards
He truly is the intellectual nadir of this general
war medal
Have to claim you won while not even replying to who ever it is you are talking to
Mark of a hard L.
hard L
Correct.
im smart
I look like this and sound like this
hey /metal/, Gelal here. The tacos are almost ready so head on over when you're ready :)
sludge supremacy
Kekky is getting BTFO. Absolute KWABing.
Deathspell Omega and Ulcerate have counterpoint and development. This is an undeniable truth.
will you quit bean stupid
hector the hack exposed again
have you ever bean green
You know, you’re just projecting all of your fears and inadequacies on this “/shreddit/“, don’t you?
I like metal
this band uses x, x, and x in their music
will i identify where, when, or how these elements are utilized? of course not!
back to rym with you tourist. maybe spend some more time actually listening and analyzing music and one day you might be able to apply your surface level wiki knowledge of music theory beyond just throwing around words you barely understand
im shredding a massive duece so i dont have to poop later while drunk
Heckler completely destroyed and eviscerated. He must be counting the minutes until the Serbschizo arrives, as that guy is the only person that is dumber than him.
NEW
Anime and music theory are for fags.
All technique and no songwriting.