Step Son Edition.
/metal/
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
my wife's son
HEIL JDAWG
Blasting?
Holy shit!
Thread's off to a bad start
Always has a bad start, and a bad middle, and a bad end.
Many such cases!
True, we need the best metal imaginable to make up for it. Thank the gods I have just the thing:
thank the gods
Redditor moment.
This was me. You know, 1488? Hahahaha. I got it!
best metal imaginable
We're still waiting for you to post it
Post titcows and slampigs to get the blood goin' and the metal flowin'.
want to hate Metallica
can't deny how original and kick ass they were for the time
Here you are, friend. Enjoyed this one because I felt like this ha! Hope you like it too:
Villa Lobos, I'm sure the introduction reminds many of you on here of your native home.
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Not a big fan of the muted rhythmic filler stuff, and a higher register tremolo drone lead over top of that doesn't really do anything either.
thank the Jewish God
Abrahamic moment.
>want to hate Metallica
for me its tight lil slampiggies
youtu.be
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Just out of curiosity, do you have the ability or knowledge required to do a harmonic analysis of this piece? Or are you just another average music listener.
Metallica rooooooolz
Soon as you back up your claim here , or let me guess, back to shit posting?
9 tracks in 5:20
based
YOU POSE, BUT WHY?
is the slampiggy in the room with us right now?
You're responding to a different person, but I already know the answer, don't worry. (No, you have no real knowledge of music theory or any ability to analyze classical music. You are a pseudointelligent runt.)
It would be pretty based if H*c turned out to be a chubby woman with a giant ass tbqhwy
i-it wasn't me
Its ok, I already know you can't even talk about music beyond "this heckin riffs!", no worries Iass. Your days will be spent obsessing over your Anon Babble bully like always, no on can take that away from you.
Slowly sipping through some beers this evening.
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):
Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
You are suffering from paranoid schizophrenia and an overfixation on attempting to recognize patterns (which you are failing miserably at.)
overfixation
Like your obsession with your 4cuck bully? Yeah I'd say so. Mindbroken might be another way of saying it. When you are ready to back up your claim you are free to do so, otherwise take the last reply. Although I'm sure you plan on just replying to whatever next post I make anyways kek.
Didn't read, sorry. No time for runts.
Although I'm sure you plan on just replying to whatever next post I make anyways kek.
Correct.
Just for reference, this was the last time /shreddit/ tried to talk about music lol:
It is any wonder they get so rattled by their Anon Babble bully?
analyze scriabin
BLAST
(No, you have no real knowledge of music theory or any ability to analyze classical music. You are a pseudointelligent runt.)
Correct.
Looks like a fucking sewer rat.
Why do you avatarfag as an old Asian woman?
Looks like a fucking metal God.
>Although I'm sure you plan on just replying to whatever next post I make anyways kek.
Finally some real music.
I really wasn't wrong!
Meltdown metal?
Holy shit
Probably grindrcore is what I imagine he listens to, real music and melody breaks the mind of the not-music listeners. Oh wait, thats not metal. I guess some OSDM would be the next thing on his list. Pick your favorite tourist album Ratthew.
colossal jpoodle L, I must admit
You are having a meltdown, any other recommendations?
imagine the smell
you
Who?
recommendations?
We get an exterminator in for our rodent problem, we have a chinless one named Matthew shitting up the place.
meltdown, meltdown, meltdown, you are having a meltdown did i say it yet?
oh uhmm you're a schizo
Anon Babble can't bant anymore
You
Just had to beat the low IQ runt into submission so the rest of /metal/ can go back to discussing great music
I am shocked Ratthew can even type on a keyboard despite his tiny size, how does he not press other keys when he runs his little mouse feet over to reach the middle keys? We shouldn't expect him to also know how to banter, he's already achieving so much.
Matthew's more of a lion honestly, and if you had seen the one chart he made there were quite a few electronic-classical crossovers. You don't deserve to hear them anyways though heh.
126028140
Nah he's more of spambot, no one has seen his chart of laughable recs that used to be mocked on /bleep/. Kinda weird how everyone left that general after a rodent spammed it for 6 years. Weird, maybe they didn't like sewer rats or something.
I look like this
Power metal?
What metal must do is chuck out the methods and focus on the purposes.
There's nothing wrong with that. Plenty of the girls I've talked to think the bald look is sexy.
The most correct post I've seen posted here in ages. This shitty rock in roll band formula is a stale limiting joke.
Terrible lighting and angle, great genetics however. A god amongst men without a doubt.
Are you the guy I was responding to?
This.
I look like this
Metal discussion when Americans are asleep
I look like this and hate riffs.
What about the glasses and beard?
Yeah, but I've said here many times in the past that metal doesn't need to be limited to this guitar bass drum formula, its nothing but a boomerism hold over from rock-n-roll.
Knocked. Fucking. Loose.
Correct.
Troon. On. The. Mic.
ARF ARF
AOTY
Alright, you have just knelt to a Prozak quote.
How does that feel?
Correct.
kek you've got 7 hours until Matthew goes to bed there bud
FUCKING LOL
I kneel.
HH
Nothing, because Pozzak doesn't actually believe it. The line itself is correct, but the actions and thoughts of the character who says it also matter.
Its like when Pozzak talks about classical, yet his last.fm has 0 (zero) classical composers in even his top 50 (fifty). Anyone can say a great line, you have to look at what they support or value to find if you agree with them personally.
He has a few dummy accounts
OH NO NO NO
Bejita...
On March 28th 2025, the poster known as “Hector” was challenged to analyze a single page of music from his favorite Scriabin piece (Piano Sonata no. 8). Let it be known that he backed down in cowardice, caught in a lie; that he is in fact clueless and has absolutely no knowledge of music theory or any of the terms he uses so liberally in this thread. Let it be known, that from this point forth, any posts regarding matters of taste, opinion, music and art, subjective, objective, or otherwise, coming from the poster known as “Hector”, are invalid and to be summarily ignored and/or ridiculed.
Admit your situation, there would be more dignity in it.
HEIL
He really is a genius.
wall of cope
With thousands of scrobbles that stretch listenings back years and years to the very present? Why are his drones so desperate to defend him to the end of the earth?
You don't even need to believe the last.fm, his embarassing usage of "letimotif" and "counterpoint" should be enough to showcase the reality that he doesn't actually listen to any classical at all, in fact he has no idea what these words mean.
Orbitors are orbiting.
zero self-awareness
someone needs to assemble the screenshots for future posting
>zero self-awareness
Yeah that would be /shreddit/ right here , gave me an excellent IRL laugh when I read it, and thats not a lie or hyperbole.
M*tthew lives in Germany now in case you hadn't realized so I assume he's been asleep for a while now.
As usual, Prozak reigns supreme. Imagine the audacity of some zit faced 20 year old who was listening to crusty prog 2 years ago trying to challenge the lord and savior of metal himself. Hah!
Lmao
The State of Death Metal
If pozzak said we need air and water to live I would agree with that, at the end of the day its just another /shreddit/ spamfest where they lick their wounds after pic related was what happened when their god met reality.
Reminder 2 (two) posts is all it took.
He doesn't even know what 'timbre' means.
One of my fastest mindbreaks tbqh, even I was suprised it was so easy. Guess that's what happens when you spend your time in your bald hugbox.
Timbre is what makes a guitar sound like a guitar and not a violin even if they place the same note. I accept your concession as always.
He's directly responsible for the dispersion of many now classics of the genre in a time when they were unknown. Such as this one, the first black metal album.
Forgot my metal music image, the first black metal album
3 hours later
still upset about Prozak
We need Bongman's thoughts on Prozak
More like 3 hours later and his orbitors are still simping for him. Its been a rough day for them after jbald was exposed as a cuckold with a wife's son.
Which one's Dave?
trip back on fatso
GOOD SHIT!
buying a shoegaze record
clerk starts chatting, end up bonding over Norwegian bm
find out we’re going to the same shows this month
exchange contact and make plans to meet up at the shows
I thought BM fans were mean to outsiders? Pleasantly surprised by the interaction since I was alone and looked like a potato in my jogging gear.
maybe in the 90s. it's been the most mainstream/popular metal subgenre for over a decade at this point.
bongman never breached the entry phase of metal and I don’t believe he was ever aware of dmu. I assume he gave up and moved on to some other thing. in his defense he did grow his hair out and buy a couple tshirts, bless him.
Bongtourist
Best metal album of 2025 so far. Go
There is no Matthew. Wake up hector.
Sir Bongman the honourable will slay Matthew the rat. It’s been foretold
There is no Matthew.
Iass he literally posted his vocaroos here nonstop, its like saying there is no B*ngman after he spent 8 hours posting selfies.
Matthew is a stand alone complex...
You have to wonder, the y see people talking about Ratthew every day, seeing his pictures, and the reactions to him. They saw this for 6+ years, and never did a thing. Yet people don't believe in the mod clique.
He's like the Batman of music fr fr
bongman never breached the entry phase of metal
Not true, he knows about Mu'iilashun
The infamous /metal/ mod cabal
Gayer
Where is /bleep/? How come you have no one to post tunes to anymore?
Holy shit
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The people want to know... fr fr
This is trash but I kinda like it open.spotify.com
I thought this was /metal/?
memecover from memeband within a memegenre
spotify normalfag
so new he can't even link a youtube link
Nah, its the shitpost pen of the modclique.
kinocover from kinoband within a kinogenre
spotify normalchad
so based he doesn't even need to link a youtube link
I've lurked off and on since late 2023
One does not simply have a metal thread without it devolving into schizo spam
Ratthew used to say he posted tunes for the women, but then everyone left /bleep/. Are women not attracted to chinless rodent freaks?
NSBM reigns supreme
Dave Mustaine is a genius
Ozzy would have been great in The Matrix
RIP Chuck
Thank you inpet sloppa
Thrash more like trash
Chuck is gay and has AIDS
wait is THAT why every /bleep/ is just full of pictures of female models? lmao
Women lurking
Clearly not a chinless rodent because women are attracted to him
Metal music songs
The models are there for art's sake
Glad I could help the slower folk understand the M.O. (modus operandi)
anime cover
Not listening!
your edm taste is mid radioslop
33.3% based, 66.6% cringe.
he didn't know
Ratthew is literally so ugly and so annoying that everyone left /bleep/, there used to be known women who posted there too, but all of them left.
Where is /bleep/ Matthew?
Yep, it's /meal/ time.
Low IQ take
Correct.
its good I swear. Houkago Grind Time is better tho
Average American diet
Obsessed!
you dont even post the stuff that you could reasonably be this pretentious about
Imagine being such an ugly chinless abomination you kill a general through your sheer grotesque facial structure.
Matthew is both the best-looking poster here, the smartest, and therefore the best metal taste in this shithole of a general. Legend.
Why did everyone in /bleep/ leave?
Certainly not the worst poster
Idk, everyone in /bleep/ seemed to think so, its why they all left, isn't it?
Correct.
This is the /metal/ general, right?
Must suck to be this guy lol
ULTRA BASED
based wiggaslam chad
hope you are having a nice night metalfags
thanks pal :-)
actually yes
kys
Like many of you, I enjoy listening to metal music songs while going about daily activities, such as posting on this imageboard.
Although I am unable to listen when my dad drives me to my doctor’s appointments, I feel that doesn’t affect my efficiency by a significant amount when it comes to learning about metal music.
the one man to mindbreak and mentally dominate lil H
Are M*tthew takes the train to get where he needs to go in Germany, but very close.
Literally not even replying to me. Talk about irony.
spitting image of Peewee Herman
Incoherent post.
I don't believe you but it wouldn't matter. Nobody brings him up as much as you. He lives in the chasm between your ears, and the rent's never due.
Matthew is not in Germany unless he has jet lag
Last blast and I'm out.
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I don't believe you
Literally mindbroken and mentally dominated.
You sure have been.
Correct.
fuck it, blasting Sabotage
Last blast and I'm out.
Incoherent post
Cheers. I am currently listening to avant- folk and knocking back beers.
FEEL
IT
SLIPPING AWAY
SLIPPING IN TOMORROW
I'm so fat. Metal for this feel?
Crowbar
Links Posted But Who's Clicking?
aislop should be bannable
This album really is so good.
Just reverse image search you tards.
Evil
In league with Satan
Dun dun dundun
Welcome to Hell
Mayhem with mercy
Live like an angel die like a devil
One thousand days in Sodom
Witching hour!
We smokin runts
Gonna burn in hell it’s where I wanna be
The lyrics are so stupid but I love them and i would rival the catchiness of that album against any album
He died of pneuomnia
that doesn't look like a very nice car you got
are those wheels spinning?
mayhem more like gayhem
Burzum more like burps cum
European power metal
Metal? Based.
Correct.
Has hot scantily clad woman on the cover = LISTENING!
based