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jute gyte

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Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

And destruction upon the holy man

Who hails a jew

Stop it with the kpop, alrdy

Not sure what you mean by this, it's on the 26th

BLASTAN

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Is Radio Free Innsmouth a /metal/ poster

What are you embedding now?

Doom Metal and its offshoots are pure r*ddit

This, but OSDM.

why do the mods allow so much kpop spam in this general?

Remember when this schizophrenic retard complained about the "mod clique" bullying him?
Yet he's still going with his kpoop spam

The production on this album is impressively terrible. No idea why it's been getting shilled here lately. Consider me filtered.

There is literally nothing they can do against a guy with a VPN lol

Yeah, I'm thinking he won

their schedule is just very packed for 2 months

Correct.

Schizophrenia killed Dimebag. Now it's killing /metal/. History repeats itself...

he hasn't been banned for the spam even once. Not a one of the posts have been deleted.

they've never stopped the secretary from doing it, so why start now?

They gave up, happened before too when they tried banning him like 14 times in one day.

Tranjan on the state of affairs of the /metal/ general (direct quotation):

Yeah he's spamming, but this time he's posting cute asian girls. My hands are tied this time.

It's a good thing they're not metal and have nothing to do with this general.

what's he trying to prove here?

Modclique was already proven this morning

For those wondering why it works

so you can spam gooks and not get banned for it? gotcha.

Lovely Sunday beers with some Amon Amarth.

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Well, at least he is a kpop schizo now, we did it /meal/ another one dealt with. All association can truthfully be denied.

If there's enough interest I can cook up a silly browser extension to automatically delete his posts, similar to what regex anon did.

Rules only exist if the mod who browses this general wants them too.

Thanks for confirming they're not metal.

That he can be a worse poster than Matthew, who is a different person and not his alternate personality?

HEIL

Post that one Baphomet album

That if the mod wants to force his edition, hes not getting a thread.

I bet in a couple of days he's going to pull the ol' "wasn't even me, lass" thing

Mindbroken and dominated.

yeah please do.

Who are you even talking about? Pretty sure whoever that is was already damned to memory for crossing the line.

Matthew is a serious threat to his reign of schizoterror that's why he gets so revved up. Only he and popper get him revved like this

Who?

Jbald is cucked and has a wife's son.

thank you schizo sister.

You sound like a scammer. Begone, saar.

Anyone buy a random album just for the cool cover art?

3/5 of First Fragment are bald/balding.

HEIL OSDM AND ECELEBS

not bought, but I gave deathcore from Aussieland a shot because of this cover. Really mid I'm afraid.

imagine caring about another man's hair

Anon Babble X and XT can already filter posts via regex, are you talking about something else?

It would be foolish not to

Get on it!

Its coming up any day now.

Yes, I would use regex but I think there are some other tricks we can use as well (intentionally being vague).

All the time. Also just put stuff I like in topsters

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what's the blue one and the one below it?

Dead moon temple and Exanimatvm

landfill dissoshit starter pack

pretty solid tremolotrite

No idea why it's been getting shilled here lately.

meds

Is this any good?

the slopmerchant

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Best part is that all of it is unironically worth listening to beside the one or two noise albums. Adam literally reigns supreme.

You get bored of spamming embedded kpop thumbnails? How many IPs have you cycled through today?
Enjoyable evil thrash, but nothing amazing.

Every single one has SHIT cover art.

You get bored of spamming embedded kpop thumbnails?

Yeah I collected all the information I needed.

first time listening, pretty good so far

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Shitty take I would expect to see in Anon Babble

it's so trite

yeah we use REAL PAINTINGS with ABSTRACT and OTHERWORLDLY IMAGERY for our cover art

and we have NO band logo OR album title on it so you can hang your LIMITED EDITION SPLATTER VINYL copy on your wall

A Anon Babble bully occupies your mind 24/7 directing your choice in music

Just for laughs, he has still rated JG a higher average score than bands like Deicide and Immolation. Yet /shreddit/ is so mindbroken they would promote a reviewer who thinks their "classics" are literally 6/10 garbage LMFAO!

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What kind of art do you like? Of those my favorite by far is the snake one, haven't listened to it yet though

Looks very similar to the art of Open Kasket's album, US metalcore/deathcore that's also really mid.
Why are you referring to yourself in the third person Winifred? Why did you even think I was talking to you? Who's living rent-free in whose head here?

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Danzig is catching shit for selling a Black Sun shirt on his new tour

How about that

You are talking to balduck who still want to believe pic related wasn't AI made. They and the word "art" are mutually exclusive

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The person who repeats “tremolotrite” over and over again, the person who keeps spamming kpop, and the person who constantly posts the same two Anon Babble screenshots saying “you’re american” are all the same person with untreated psychiatric illness

Why are you referring to yourself in the third person Winifred? Why did you even think I was talking to you? Who's living rent-free in whose head here?

Possibly the most ironic post I've seen yet. Literally (as in literally) not even replying to me.

All me :)

ONE MIND
DIVIDED INTO THREE
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wasn't even me, lass

posts one of his epic "I'm just laughing at all of you and am totally not fuming right now" avatars again

Which personality was it then?

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Who's the guy from Alabama? Is he new around here?

even now, it was real in my mind

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I previously thought he was talking about jennyposter with that, but then I realized it was K*cky he was referencing.

unmarks his posts

SEE IT WASN'T ME!

Didn't even know that was a feature, thanks Iass. Although this one was actually unedited, but you are too mindbroken to even accept that anyways, seeing phantoms of your bully all around you.

Who is fat? He's accused me of being fat on more than one occasion. I guess that's his catch-all for anyone who isn't one of the other schizos.

Dan "The Man" Swanö

Pretty sure that is also K*cky.

Hey guys, whats going on in this threa-

dropped your d

Aspiring slopmerchant

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that's a pop punk musician

themes: frustration

Lol

If cops pull up I put that crack in my crack #realtalk #gang #100

lyrical themes

location

I think I know the problem

Nothing wrong with being fat and bald a.f.

yeah, it's says black metal right there

Epic reaction image!

anyone want to be soulseek friends

HEIL DANZIG

thanks

My wife's son is epic!!

Nta.
Why you hung up of it being ai or not, that's also a shit cover. No matter if ai made it or if the original was mouth painted painted by armless buddhist pygmies on babylonian parchment.
But it probably was ai since it doesn't know how stairs work.

I love Danzig's black son

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Jealous posers back it again!

Correct.

Why is J-dawg always going into damage control in his videos. not a good look

need a metal mommy dom gf

Why you hung up of it being ai or not,

Because baldcucks made a big stink about AI covers, only for it to turn out that the people pushing this garbage the hardest are their own favorite bands.

not a good look

that's what my wife's son said about my hairline :(

Pent up frustration from taking care of his half african step son.

Lie and backpedal all you want. When I wrote this (sincerely not with you in mind) it upset you and you projected your neuroses on me, then you realized how bad it looked for you to flip out over something not about you, and so took a screenshot "proving" it wasn't you.
Most embarrassing singular post of yours in a while. It's good to know my observation about the weightless aesthetics and faux-sophistication about those albums (which you can just tell by cover art at least half of them are skronky halloween music, if not all) was so Correct. to upset its most deranged flagbearer. I await either your pitiful flailing or hilarious silence.
What should I blast to celebrate this supreme victory? I'm feeling like Raven.

I give the black sun

to sear off your tounge

antihecsissies lost

mindbroken essay over someone shitting out a single sentence larp post he fell for

The level of mental domination is insane.

Inherently

You really do have to laugh at the poor Iass, I don't think even an admin coming down and telling him the IPs would convince him lol.

Only an essay could adequately cover your tragic condition.

The only one losing here is you, bottom of the /metal/ totem pole fr

definitely the same artist

I don't think that happened since this is the general where monstrosity gets shilled and I don't think suffahcation is anyones favorite band.

tremelotrite is a Hector buzzword you moron

lmao

I don't think that happened

It did, then it all stopped after Deicide make their infamous cover and embarrassed all the baldcucks into shutting up about it. Now they are just left wimping when yet another AI slop cover is pushed out by their wheelchair band.

because he thinks the artist that did a commission for them before copying his own work is the same thing as an AI touching it up. He understands illustration programs as much as he understands metal

too bad she's walled hard af now

All me :)

I still don't think that happened.
I mean... Look at it. That's basically babbys first 15 minutes in 3dmax. We already were past that point 30 years ago.
Yoo that artist ripped them off, if you try to follow where the stairs are going. At least the structure in the foreground seems ai generated. Or maybe it was some last minute censoring?

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Those are all chilean bands, they don't really do much disso it seems. The Dead Moon Temple is a little disso but that's it. It's straight death metal and Teitanblood-core stuff. I don't know why you're just pulling something out of your ass like that so you can get a "win" over your bully

the staircases are from the same piece they commissioned from him, for whatever it's worth

I brought "lass" here actually

Devin Townsend = genius

Maybe he uses ai and touches it up? If you look on the lefthand side you notice that the path that goes up suddenly ends nowhere and the bones that look like railing suddenly get stretched into another set of steps so it continues on the other side. That's usually shit ai does so I don't think suspecting some ai involvement is that far fetched.

Maybe yeah

I look like this and sound like this

God damnit I've got a Danzig backpatch on my best and tons of merch. I won't be able to wear it anywhere without catching shit/getting my ass kicked now that this got traction

Just defend yourself

I'm small and weak

You are speaking to old baldcucks that are basically on death's door, convincing them that their favorite golden-oldies band is shitting out AI slop cover is not only impossible, but might as be the thing that sends them over the edge so-to-speak. Are you willing to have that weigh on your conscious?

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catching shit/getting my ass kicked now that this got traction

literally nobody does this when I have Disma on one vest and Peste Noire on my other one, in a city with a regrettably larger punk scene than metal scene. You'll be fine.

He doesn't listen to any music, the fact he doesn't even recognize the covers is enough to tell you that hes a baldcuck living in the 1980's still.

go eat some food

poor Iass is still arguing with phantoms of his 4cuck bully

Lol, literally I do nothing and win.

WTF is this real?

Looks like Tyrant Screech from the image

I love this avatar, do you even know what anime it's from? No cheating

It's hilarious how easily he gives himself away for someone who's constantly samefagging. Just too autistic to even change his speech patterns.

Are you willing to have that weigh on your conscious?

Hapipily

I think those are pretty resistent to shitty low effort cover artworks since they are a staple of the genre.

took way sooner than I thought it would lol

He has been BTFO'd countless times, yet still comes for more.
One could think he has a humiliation kink.

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Jute Gyte rules, stay mad.

True, that orbitor is totally getting off right now fr

any image you ever post is le avatar

Actually this is the one reaction image I do know, its Yoshi from Texhnolyze.

lol'd irl.

Literally mindbroken.

took way sooner than I thought it would lol

ESL moment.

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crescendocore metal?

nice try

it's storming out right now, gimme some doom recs

Blut aus Nord: frenchfags with german name making norwegian wannabe music
what's their deal?

Why is 90% of this music thread just one anon discussing another?

Their German is also borderline nonsensical. I like their Memoria Vetusta albums.

just one anon

he doesn't know

which metal genre is pure Anon Babble? weebgrind?

k-poop

lol

So the album isn't that great. But the artwork is really cool. One of my faves

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*Death

pornogrind yeah

I would greatly prefer actual metal discussion but watching some guys call a schizo I've never heard of a faggot all the ding dong day is also entertaining

since they are a staple of the genre.

True, although this was always the case for mediocre albums, which is basically everything pre-2005. Sometimes a few albums had something nice, of course the music was suitably better as well.

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Ehnahre

If we don't talk about him he will just spam korean girls anyway
it's a loss/loss situation

CORRECT.

Das rite, best keep in line or else you orbitors will be getting the whip and I'll be posting Beji and Moona again.

which metal genre is pure Anon Babble?

Anon Babble metal = Third Wave Black Metal, Dissodeath, Blackened Death, Blackened Death Doom, NSBM, Prog, Tech Death, Industrial (Real) Metal, Tech Thrash, and Neoclassical Shred

Reddit metal = Da Classicz, OSDM, Second Wave, First Wave, Thrash, Death Doom, Heavy Metal, Flower Metal, Stoner "Metal", Industrial (fake) "metal", Traditional Doom, Epic Narwhal Doom

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he spams them because the normal k-pop poster is one that particularly sets him off, nothing to do with ignoring him.

So it's the German secretary?

normal k-pop poster

normal poster

that he can destroy generals like he did /bleep/

even the mention of him is getting you revved, I see.

The way I see it, we keep him busy here so he's not hurting people IRL since the guy is clearly unhinged.
We are doing his country's healthcare work basically which is kind of wholesome.

rate these bands:

deathspell omega

carcass post-necroticism

darkest hour

between the buried and me - colors (this album only)

tribulation

yeah but i don't even want to see what he's gonna come up with if we all decide to ignore him honestly

if you reply, you are le "revved"

I've notice that the new obitor spam word seems to have changed after melty and meltdown were mocked.

DsO> who cares > trash > rest of the slop

I like tech death thats my favorite subgenre

isn't industrial metal some dance music thing, I've never thought metal was danceable

I'll order them from the fanbase to most likely to have sex to total incel

1. Darkest Hour

2. BTBAM

3. nu-Carcass

4. Tribulation

5. DSO

DsO: great band that has had a disastrous impact on the black metal scene
Carcass: Heartwork deserves the hype, but Surgical Steel is overrated af. I liked Torn Arteries in a junk food kinda way, the thrashiness in particular
Colors: genius album
Tribulation: made one really good album then became a gay goth band. I realy don't get it.

I have no opinion on Darkest Hour and couldn't name an album or song

We are such nice people

Soft rock

Oh trust me, what you spent most of your day doing today counts as a meltdown, retard.

Rammstein completely and utterly mogs this shit

Laughing at the screeching of my enemies = meltdown

Menjibros... we are so back!

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Is this yeji or woni

This is just caverncore with digital drums

wojak

You mean Woni?

Its Yoona though

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hes revved again

lmao

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guys we just said that we are supposed to be taking care of him...

Hows my goregrind/slam/whatever riffs coming along guys

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would you listen this with some sort of pig gurgling hog vocals

Some might even says its a melty welty!

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Hows my goregrind/slam/whatever riffs

Post left unread and hidden immediately.

please understand, this level of autistic schizophrenia has too many triggers for any man to keep track of

ULTRABASED

Hows my goregrind/slam/whatever riffs

I will now click your vocaroo. Listening!

ye won

Nazi music rules

just listened, i would say that's it's not coming along very well

Correct.

get a real drummer

but I didn't progra-

you're not a real drummer

Yeji.

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Now THIS is some kino knuckle-dragging ignorant riffage! Needs a fast stupid part near the end before going back to the chugs.

Now THIS is some kino knuckle-dragging ignorant riffage! Needs a fast stupid part near the end before going back to the chugs.

Finally some real music.

FUCK IT, POUR IT AGAIN *fire emoji*

I dance like this.

t. Varg Vikernes

this thread

I am in peak physical condition and I would /heem/ all of you for wasting my time with your stupid shit

I could also heem this whole thread

Same, I've been doing 20 push-ups a day for the past year now. Metal gets me in the mood to work out.

What are the most slop bands?

The connection between concertcucks and people who worship ecelebs like Jbald and Pozzak must be a 1-to-1 link, all of these "people" are background characters even in their own minds/lives. They prefer to admire and suck the cocks of other men.

Peak physical condition of a 5'9" brownlet is nothing to be scared of.
Why did you just reply to yourself? I suppose brownlets think that if there are two of you, then one can stand on the shoulders of another and you might just barely reach my chin if you swung on your tippy-toes.

This lady's dog bit me on my walk and I was this close to turning that creature into some fucking fertilizer and then making an AI metal song about it later. I held back though.

AIcide, SuffocAItion, JudAIc Priest

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autofiltered

based settings

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Epic self control there man. Hope the serbian GOAT is not too hurt

Still can't believe Prozak banned you from his site. What did you say that upset him?

filtered post

replies anyways

Can't make this shit up even if I tried.

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only 2 things matter in this life
metal and muscle
once you master both, nothing else matters

It was a mad raving filled with Anon Babble memespeak. Prozak probably didn't know what to make of it and was forced to not approve the comment as moderator.

enjoy the tetanus brah brah

For me it's metal and beers.

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it really is embarrassing that even a cesspit like DMU won't accept his schizo rambling

incel sunglasses

Its only natural response from him, deep down he knows that he used words like leitmotif despite having no clue what they mean. How else was he going to respond to pic related? Denying approval of the post to pretend it never existed and instantly IP banning was his only salvation from the btfo he knew was coming his way.

Nah it was a tiny dog which is why I wasn't worried, barely even hurt, didn't pierce the skin

Anon Babble memespeak.

Where?

greentexting outside of 4chinz

wew lad

Their 'modclique' actually did something unlike the one that he thinks is gangstalking him here.

Worried about walking within biting range i mean

He thinks "parallel fifths" is Anon Babble lingo, just like how this general doesn't know what polyphony or harmony means. See: Meme arrows for quotes are from IRC my retarded newfag friend. Pozzak should be ancient enough to be used to them.

but it did
from within

It was a mad raving filled with Anon Babble memespeak.

That would be all of DMU. They all came from a site called ANUS and you think ol pozzedACK is worried about chanspeak?

Arguing with pozzak drones is an exercise in 1001 ways to cope and excuse.

Despite listening metal for +20 years

Only listened 4 songs by Burzum (War, Jesus Tod, Dunkelheit, and that ridiculous Odin song)

Never listened Jute Gyte
Never listened Drudkh
Always skip Norwegian black metal

I like Beherit, Blasphemy, Sarcofago and Archgoat and Teitanblood

Good!

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only boomer metal is real

Always skip Norwegian black metal

I like Beherit, Blasphemy, Sarcofago and Archgoat and Teitanblood

based bands but you're missing out on some Second Wave stuff.

Literally nothing wrong at all with being a bald metal head.

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+20 years

Who let grandpa on the computer?

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so we are making love or what?

Meme arrows for quotes are from IRC

No they are not lol. And you’ve admitted you don’t really know what IRC is beyond a proto- discord

thank you for admitting you are a poser

True, also nothing wrong with raising your wife's son like Jbald, HEIL BALDKEKOLDS!!!

Only listened 4 songs by Burzum (War, Jesus Tod, Dunkelheit, and that ridiculous Odin song)

Based

Never listened Jute Gyte

Never listened Drudkh

Very based

Always skip Norwegian black metal

Cringe

I like Beherit, Blasphemy, Sarcofago and Archgoat and Teitanblood

TURBO BASED

Interesting.

Stepping up is as kvlt as it gets.

k

The only Norwegian black metal I kinda liked was some stuff by THORNS and Mysticum, actually MYSTICUM is really good, but it didn't sound anything like the other bands from the Norway during that time

he doesn't know

NGMI

Damn straight brahbrah, gotta be a man and make sure every black child left behind is taken care of. That's what being a MAN is all about dammit.

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what about Emperor?

THORNS

HEIL SNORRE

NEW

Thank you cryptic memer

synths

get your faggotry outta here, boy

I liked Emperor's covers of THORNS songs on the Thorns vs. Emperor split

deleting your early link

At least own up to being an early bitch.

ZAMN