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The /metal/ - moo deng edition
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
First for Striborg.
we hate darkwave autistic non binaries here
BLASTING
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
Just your average metalhead.
Blackened Death metal tunes
The real reason Varg killed Euronymous is because Euro was a musical genius and Mayhem would have made Burzum irrelevant otherwise (true story)
Great tunes and cool artwork, that's what this general is about.
Burzum are already irrelevant howeverbeit
I personally find the greatest value this general has is when we're having a razor-sharp discussion around the music, unfortunately Jute Guy isn't here at the moment to provide us with such. Ah well
Holy shit, you're right.
calling what he does music discussion
lol
finally makes a good album after 20 years
He's in the secret /metal/ clubhouse right now having metal discussion with himself
I heard he was banned from the /metal/ IRC for being annoying
I can confirm.
t. member of the /meal/ mod shadow cabal
Hmm. Okay then
he gave up and started his own general somewhere else. Matthew and Kpopper won.
Gayer - Seasons in the Ass
more like he got a ban for spam. We'll see if he comes back.
I hate how much useless shit from Anon Babble I can recall: Hec once admitted he uses lingo like "bicycle collectors" and "melanated" because he doesn't want to catch a ban. He's never had a VPN
voca.ro
voca.ro
Food bites
who? is that a musician or band?
He's never had a VPN
He does but you don't get unlimited IP's. He uses them up and has to wait for them to aggregate again.
That's a reaction image. That baby's face is supposed to represent my incredulity
oh man you used one of his reaction images, you got me good
Lmaoo got em
I liked Kvltur more before I learned the album was racist, now I'd only give it an 8.7 out of 10 tbqh
VPN
I don't give money to the jews for anything
KWAB
It's not a racist album, it is only antisemitic
legend
you can stop replying to your own post now
The Jews are both an ethnicity and a religious group
He probably hacks elderly people's computers for his VPN's
I know you think it's only 1 person talking to themselves but I can assure this is not the case. Obviously 2 different posting styles
Haven't blasted it in a while, still a favorite.
Yes, typing differently is really something no one could put the effort into doing.
/shreddit/ pattern recognition
NGMI, lass.
in my mind it was real
telling on yourself a bit, that's not even what I meant. I meant that him throwing insults at everything that doesn't fit his very narrow fancy and insisting on spamming under certain circumstances can't be called musical discussion, and that happens way more often than the alleged in-depth music discussions which were never about metal anyways.
Whether you're someone genuinely simping for him or actually are Hector just talking about himself in the third person (as usual): you should kill yourself.
Not possible
Eternally blasting Kultur in my heart
Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct
Still haven't listened yet but I know it's one of the best albums released in the past few years
Kitty kat has good taste in metal!
Yep time to write a scathing own for my 4cuck bully, I've got it all planned out, going to inb4 him on his catchphrases too
*replies to Ratthew*
Correct.
Just another classic /shreddit/ moment of pattern recognition. When I said they will NEVER figure it out, I meant it.
A /meal/ fit for a king like me
filtered lol
Just another classic /shreddit/ moment of pattern recognition. When I said they will NEVER figure it out, I meant it.
Correct.
Metal for seeing a lame copycat of the genuine article?
whichever album by Hate sounds the most like Temu Behemoth
Thulcandra
Gojira is a lame copycat of Formulas and Gateways era Morbid Angel.
youre so fucking stupid that it doesnt even bear having an argument over
enjoy your embarrassing ignorance
Well, they used to be. And they were better back then too kek
this except Gojira is actually better
gojira kicks fucking ass, shut your fat murderous mouth this instant. I will not tolerate gojira badmouthing in my /meal/
Kill yourselves
Hello, yum department
Any other metalheads currently watching the Heavy Metallurgy stream on youtube?
Not metal.
Matthew = metal God
prove it. what are your metal achievements?
Not him, but jeez where do I even start? The list could go on, really...
not the sharpest knife in the kitchen drawer heh?
stoner sludge
Deicide sucks
demon eating a guy with its asshole
might have to cop this one
shut up im smart
I think he uses one or both of the Anon Babble proxy sites you can't name. I remember him getting tons of posts deleted at once and then coming back in short order. Yet he can't evade bans on Metallum, DMU, RYM, etc. because those actually require paying for a general purpose VPN/proxy service.
WHIRRRRRRRRRRR
NOOOO LET ME OUT
that's my fetish
you should kill yourself.
Crossed a line.
metal "discussion"
I got hitters on lock bruh
queen elmo nigga plays groovecore a kind of metal
that definitely sounds like something the audiophile that listens through youtube would do
Demilich - Nespithe
youtube.com
giving this a listen because somebody here posted it. If it's not at least solid I'm gonna come back and fucking HEEM you
mental illness
ROLLAN
i helped make this years ago
fine
Perhaps I'll give this a spin!
Grand Belial's Key
Good eve, idiots.
it's midnight for me
Hey this is pretty gud wtf
youtube.com
rolando higgins
Who is this gay faggot?
You know what? Bloody Keep is good. Not just good as far as meme shit goes. The shit is legitimately good.
Food bites
Seriously who is it?
You do not take your art seriously if you use an anime picture as an album cover so I shall not be listening.
Melvins - Lysol
not clicking your autistic vocaroos
Is the Matthew guy?
Metal music songs
Slovakian DM rules
Listening to anon's doom rec from last last night, honestly it's p. gud. Pretty sludgy.
neat little 90s german bm
the absolute state of black metal
NOT BLACK METAL
bandcamp
black metal
Not for me.
We post our weeks yet?!
VERY black metal
What's the best metal album of 2015
there were some in the last thread
I slept from like noon to 7pm so I didn't see em.
okay well recommend me some metallic noise rock
Idk. Listen to this.
Essential:
youtube.com
Didn't listen
Sign in to confirm your age.
gaaaay
I come in search of new dissodelights
*poops in your mouth*
kek based dissolets btfo
Dave Mustaine is a genius
Why does the guy from At the Gates sound like the guy from Kreator?
Good question. Have we ever seen Tomas and Mille in the same room?
he doesn't know
Kreator are terminally underrated!
underhated, sure.
Correct.
sell me on Kreator, what's their best album, I've heard a little but I haven't listened to them extensively.
what's their best album
Coma of Souls
thanks I'll go right for it. it's a band I've wanted to try out more but don't have time to chug through an entire discography
Solitude Aeturnus
what's their best album
Pleasure to Kill, or maybe Endless Pain
big booty latina metal?
Brujeria
chugchugchugchugdengdengdengdeng
GO!
We love At the Gates here
Just that one album tho right
Ya, just that one
Nice.rart
Xibalba
DRONE CORPSE AVIATOR
lies, death metal purists love the Red in the Sky is Ours. Melodeath fans love Terminal Spirit Disease and Slaughter of the Soul
Do you listen to albums with shitty artwork?
All the time
just did a diarrhea shit
Metal for this feel??
so this is German Slayer huh?
Forgot the pic
How did you go from listening to Green Day and Sum 41 to the shit you listen to now?
who told you that
shitfun
I meant Kreator.
That's the level of intensity I'm getting from them, vs Megadeth or Metallica
Pretty much, ya. They went a bit harder than Slayer on Pleasure to Kill though in 1986.
For me it was shit like Demon Hunter, Alexisonfire, Evanescence, Slipknot, The Devil Wears Prada, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Becoming the Archetype, All That Remains, Metallica, Slayer, Death, Bathory...the typical teenaged progression. Honestly if you're getting into this genre as an adult you can just fuck off.
Give Sodom a shot youtu.be
Possessed, Slayer, and Kreator are the thrash bands that inspired death metal
Kreator is the Metallica
most popular of the Big 4
had a drastic stylistic switch in the 90's
thrash revival in the 00's
thanks, I'm just in the mood for some thrash tonight I guess
Correct.
just going purely by sound brother
then Sodom is what you're looking for
Besides Venom and Celtic Frost, Slayer and Sodom are the bands that influenced death and black metal
Plane, Negative
HEIL SUNN O)))
Kreator is always listed as an influence by Death Metal bands, and I've heard covers of Kreator songs by several death metal bands I don't remember Sodom as often at least
When extreme metal bands copy boomerrock
Exhibit 1:
youtube.com
youtube.com
Exhibit 2:
youtube.com
youtube.com
Rollin
Hate
Fuck those guys. I can forgive aping another band's sound, but stealing lyrics is despicable.
Natur is so much better than Kultur the only explanation is a shill campaign