Wolverine edition
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/metal/
POLLUTION KILLS THE AIR, LAND AND SEA
MAN PREPARES TO MEET HIS DESTINY
YEAH
BREE BREEEEEE
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It’s always been like that iirc
muh Entombed
muh Dismember
nobody ever mentions God Macabre
Who are the "Big 3 of Kpop" of thrash metal?
whatever one Yeji is in
I like Knocked Loose :/
Tallica, deth, layer
maybe because they just released 27 minutes of music
My condolences
Impending Doom really just refuse to die and stop spreading the word of God through metalcore, don't they?
I just roke up.
its literally morning
-coreshit
christcuck -coreshit
Americans think there is one Timezone
Lmao
BLASTA
It's 2 to 5 in the morning in Burgerland
Testament, Exodus, Slayer
Where does Overkill and Death Angel fit in the thrash picture
Anon said it’s morning. wtf is your point?
Testamid
Testament should have gotten the Big Four recognition since they were from the Bay Area too
There could have easily been a New York Big Four
Anthrax
Overkill
Nuclear Assault
?
can't really think of a fourth one though off the top of my head
One little problem with your plan there anon, testament aren’t very good
Brook Reeves literally won't stop pushing the Christian metalcore thing. He's like the last man standing. He even did a feature at Mitch Lucker's memorial concert. The guy just loves Jesus Christ I guess.
Toxik
replace Anthrax (dogshit) with Testament (not very good)
still an improvement
oh that's a nice pick
or Demolition Hammer
This is what the kids like these trays? Hard pass.
Literally who. The big for are the big for because of record sales. They are meant to be the 4 best sellers
Christ is not a fashion
these days
this concert lineup could have happened 10, 20, or even 25 years ago and the further back in time you go, it better it would have been
Literally not a single off topic, nsbm, K-pop or metalcore band? DROPPED
2023
based retarded diaperzoomer
Literally who.
time for you to blast an album anon
Trump is... le Joker!
hard pass
JOSH TAKE CARE OF YOUR FAMILY
Imagine passing over an album because you don't like the cover artwork
truly a Hectorian move
thank you diversity officer
Every time I feel like listening to the latest Deicide album the cover filters the fuck out of me
I know who they are, I just mean they aren’t big enough to be considered for a big 4
My boy Aaron Weiss from mwY. I miss edgy 2000's dorks
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A thrash band mocking a politician? Are they insane? Thrash is supposed to be pro establishment! What were they thinking
I know right
First-century Jewish apocalyptic preaching absolutely was, tho
This is not ok, metal is supposed to love billionaire politicians
mogged by the cult of Mithras for 400 years
Who the fuck still listens to this band, this is painful
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I lasted 80 seconds
Why'd they choose a model who doesn't lift weights
It's a lyric, you underage dork
I used to try keeping up with them after I really like The Blackening, but I got up to Bloodstone & Diamonds and just gave up.
It’s a doll you retard. Look at the hands
When was the last time you saw another human being IRL
Do you even?
Then why wasn't it in caps?
Based of them to make an album cover referencing an old w40k meme
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28 years of not having a gf starting to take its toll. I need love bros, I’m not so bad. Metal for this feel
The Locust were unhinged, I miss them
Thank you librarian brother
yes my lord
Haven’t listened to this album in a long time. Too bad they fizzled out, was a promising band
based knower
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For what it's worth, you've made my 7-month dry spell seem more bearable
the locust
beloved here!
I mean I could get a gf, I’m just very picky and every girl who has expressed interest hasn’t been my type. Just want a nerdy girl with glasses and unique interests and we can relax together and cuddle.
anon that record is 20 years old
based non-compromiser
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Yeah but the emperor is eternal
More like youtube.com
I genuinely think /metal/ could put together something that sounds like a locust song
that cheeky surf-rock moment at 1:27
Step it up loser.
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Really dig the "URRR URRR" -vocals
Varg gay, has AIDS
They have pretty bad album covers other than the first one and once upon the cross
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
Ebu Gogo about the early Child-Gutting Scene gathering in Neander Valley(direct quotation):
Well there has to be a lot of good talk about it for me to ignore a shit cover
'the big four' was solely about record sales
They made one album and it was shit. Entombed sucks as well.
I have been lied to my entire life. This album is great, almost on par with The Red in the Sky is Ours. Why has every one told me it was mediocre?
not metal but I missed the grindcore general
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Schizo Huezilian warshit
Listen to prog metal
Lam apparently was involved with this album which explains why it's so good.
F
Old Tower?
It’s their best album. I would even say it’s peak melodeath, and has the clearest vision of what the genre was supposed to be.
I can no longer sit through a whole album of theirs, but some days I'll rake up with a certain song in my head. Most recently it was this:
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new Rectal Smegma just dropped, in case you're intredasted
checking out Bleeding Through again after many years, they've gotten better
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m/ Aussie Osmond m/
fuck no
Final Fragment
Anal Fagment sucks epic style
Care to rec me some more melodeath that sounds like early ATG? I can't think of any thing that's as unhinged and spastic in the genre, which I TBF have more or less entirely avoided for obvious reasons.
i haven't listened to metal in over 10yrs and this is my favorite album so far coming back.
how's inquisition live these days?
internet metal geeks are wrong about a lot of things.
primal breath and non divine are two of the peaks of the genre but as an album its less consistent than say jester race which only has 1 mids track that isn't a certified hood classic or deep cut. the production probably puts off nu metalheads too. its big time underrated but there's other mdm releases i'd put on equal ground to it. i don't think mdm has a best release and i've heard everything was there at the genres peak etc but WFIKTBD makes the multi way tie for S tier.
I remember buying this years ago but I have zero memory of it
Finished listening to this, I'm impressed. I'm not into metalcore nowadays but from beginning to end the album is catchy, has cool drumming and riffs, tasteful synths, and great vocals with palpable pathos that really stand out. Lots of rhythm changes and BM influences which are nice to hear as well.
8.9/10 strong, rich album will replay again asap
Kenneth Grant pls go
Listen to it. One of the better albums I've checked out in a long time. Both mad I hadn't heard it earlier and happy I get to hear it now
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I am finally coming around to Death Metal
Someone rec me some good OSDM. I like Bolt Thrower but could use something faster-paced for lifting
I like them, and that's a pretty good song. I've been listening to this from that album recently:
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Also Tooth and Claw is good of course
Why not?
its like bolt thrower but really heavy.
check this out
Here you go lad, MUCH faster-paced
New Katatonia just dropped
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inquisition
Dagons style has become ubiquitous in black metal, you hear it everywhere. Have you listened to pic related yet?
less consistent
Yes the album loses some focus in the second half, the first half is flawless though.
muh birds
Have you listened to pic related yet?
i've listened to very very few releases after around 2010 or so. i'll check that one out next time the headphones are on.
at some point i was gonna make a post and ask this thread for the cliff notes on what i missed the last 10-15 years.
If you want to do some digging, there's this list
rateyourmusic.com
Out of said list, I would rec the second Ceremonium album and the second Cenotaph.
That tranny is such a poser
Reclusive, stubborn weirdo. The world's most obsessive and irritating Alf Svensson, David Sylvian, and Ildjarn zealot.
Co-creator of The codex of surreal and unusual metal and Tech death: a necessarily incomplete encyclopedia.
unhinged and spastic in the genre
if that's what you want in a mdm album, temple of knowledge and sorcery by kataklysm are the peak. nothing else even comes close for that niche, and it's some of the best mdm.
Good taste, Black Mass is an amazing album. Some people dislike the slower tempos and more melody, but I think it has some of the best material and atmosphere of any Inquisition album. Probably my favourite along with Ominous Doctrines and maybe good old Into the Infernal Regions
Anything similar sounding? Absolutely love this album.
Why is nobody talking about this? It's probably the best metal album of the decade so far.
Alf Svensson on leaving At the Gates (direct quotation):
Because I can't stand it when people interfere with my ideas. I want to be in total control and free to follow my every whim. Music is always better when created by one individual. I hardly think that any of the old composers like Puccini, Schubert or Mahler would have accepted to get their ideas voted down by others? I personally had enough of this with At the Gates.
Yes yes he's a fag, but the list serves its purpose.
Too bad he was much better as an ideas-guy in a band than as a solo artist/tattooist.
I'll listen to it, but I fully expect it to be a mediocre shoegaze + post-rock record masquerading as metal, just like Sunbather
not metal
how?
Some of this stuff (at the least, only "some") has nothing to do with AtG
Hmm..
Warmoon Lord
Whats you're favorite Poppa Roach song?
The true patrician's choice for Swedeath is Unleashed
Even Dave Grohl recognises this
Is there such a thing as good modern black metal? Been just getting into it and have been listening to the classics.
Yes right here
sounds like early atg
miscreant
2nd cenotaph album (one of the peaks of mdm & a lot of the same members as the chasm)
releases between 94-96 in general
papercut
holy reddit
this chart
Do we really need to post the reddit metal list again old man?
you might like this too
check Inquisition out if you like Immortal. either this album or that one
dishonest list
Half of it is well-known classics, and the other half is amateurish meme shit. Its incredibly obvious this was made by somebody just trying to advertise their taste
ULTRA BASED
listen to more Nile if you haven't, they have quite a few great albums
which ones are le good and which ones are le bad?
the mouse took the cheese
Mastery - Valis
Jute Gyte - Ship of Theseus
Plasmodium -Entheognosis
Deathspell Omega - Synarchy of Molten Bones
the rest is amateur hour forgettable memeshit.
Will do!
Holy shit, Hector could be his illegitimate son
procedes to carve out the most memeshit albums
Mahler is honorary metal
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lol contrarian
I've been listening to Nail, just looking for more fast machine gun riffs like in "Lashed To The Slave Stick"
ABRIL :DDD
you know what, it's not bad. much better than Sunbather
gymcel IQ strikes again
I don't need to name them, just look at everything that isn't
Oh boy guys I got a certificated /metal/ delivery.
Once you grow out of the HM2 chainsaw tone, you will realise why I am right
NSBM reigns supreme
Well to start it's overpriced resin I guess.
Early ATG is like the only dm he never shat on, probably because they both have autism
Regardless of tone Dismember sends them home on a stretcher
Oh boy it's all I could ever ask for.
Correct.
faggot
ULTRA BASED
It's our obligation to support our boy /George/
ULTRA BASED
I'll neither confirm nor deny, but have a (You) from a brass enjoyer
first two dismember albums are overrated to oblivion
This basically sums up my thoughts.
Do you think it looks good in the collection?
Holy poserdom
That collection is missing some Jute Gyte in my opinion.
fukken love Vampire m8
This would be a great individual thread on
That's a bit too gay even for me.
bretty gud chopping one, thx
I don't go there, I am /metal/ 4 lyfe. Hence all the Deafheaven.
Whoops meant to reply to:
wonder why they decided to go with that strange crop
some digital covers show more of the photo
I bet there are Breaking Benjamin songs that heem this millennial whoop farce metal
no Bosse de Nage split
I'll send you my copy.
There are limitations to the detail that is shown when printed on the paper compared to that digital photo. So they zoom in to show more detail
You're just saying that because of the Burzum album.
I also need Infinite Granite, but I'm in no rush to get that.
Wouldn't be surprised if the record pressing plant just fucked it up
Rrrrg ugh rugh, uuuur gruh ruhruhruh gruh uh-grugg "uuurgruh", ruh ruh oogh-gruhgrugh, ruh ruh ugh-gugrghghuh, rr urughruh guh
HOOKNOSE HOOKNOSE
YOU GOT A HOOKNOSE
Brofist. Here's my fave from Rex:
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Welcome to the hall. You're gonna go far, kid. Alphonse? Whatever he wants, on my tab.
KEK
Who wants to try a vocaroo?
how is that cat so big
Nah, I said it because all those albums are great.
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
Tell me brothers, what do we think of The Angelic Process?
What's the pakistani guy in Deafheaven called?
Caller of Dust Storms
Prozak is a genius
Varg is a musical genius
The true Big 4:
Kaevum
Bilskirnir
Satanic Warmaster
GBK
Replace Bilskirnir (who?) with Burrzum and you are spot on
Thanks lads, will que some albums up
Bilskirnir (who?)
lol tourist
(who?)
only the finest German black metal band
Which Mötley Crüe album are you studs listening to right now?
The big 4 of being gay and having AIDS, sure.
That's just your average metalhead anyways.
Mötley Crüe
faggot shit
this is a Twisted sister general
Just good music.
Angry Joe
If I gave my actual opinion on TAP I'd probably come across as a gushing soiboi faggot.
Safe to say I think they're excellent.
When Hector started listening to disso a schism formed in his mind, and thus Norsetourist was born. This is the prevailing theory.
Meant to reply to
Veilburner
What did they mean by this?
OK, sister, enjoy Twisted.
I just bought a bass + amp + accessories on a whim.
What Inquisition albums should I listen to?
obscure verses
all of them desu
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thanks whoever posted this
Invoking the Majestic Throne of Satan
Its always strange that he never likes any orthodox bm
This
Is the KPooper the same guy who runs this Youtube channel?
nah
Scientist here.
I worked on a multi-university international collaborative research project looking at why NSBM has the best riffs.
We confirmed in an extensively peer-reviewed study that chuds are blessed with a supernatural melodic inspiration from the eternal collective consciousness of the Germanic people (Wotan).
Correct.
He's a German tranny, if that helps.
t. high school dropouts
nuh uh
I'M THE BEAST YOU'VE CREATED
AND I'M THE BEAST YOU'LL SERVE
this existed, megasisters
So they are officially just a Jonas solo project now
tfw life isn't worth living
metal for this feel?
inb4 Make a Change, Kill Yourself
They have been for at least 10 years
The melodically gifted chuds in question.
Yeah but at least Blakkheim was still in the band
he's gone now
Pick pretty much literally any DSBM band, my dude.
I like Drakonhail for my bad days. Not as dramatic as other DSBM, just a melancholic atmosphere that makes for comforting background noise while dwelling.
their quality is pretty even
I'd probably start with Obscure Verses. then if you want more lo-fi and rawer stuff, one of their earlier releases and if you want more of the polished modern Inquisition sound, Black Mass is my favorite
Jute Gyte - Discontinuities
God I wish they didn't suck
What use is a woman who doesn't suck?
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blasting
they have some bops
banger album
But enough about Jute Gyte
satan is...le based
wow, some profound lyrics there metalfags
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aoty?
jej
lmao
They have some good riffs, the songs as a whole are generally to buttrock for me. I'll probably watch them live this summer though
True as well.
I'm seeing Belphegor, Arkona, and Vale of Pnath tonight
How many beers will you have?
0
I'm straight edge (and vegan btw)
Whys that? What's the worst that could happen, come on bro don't be a buzzkill. Everyone else will be having fun.
I've been sober for 2 and a half years, me and alcohol don't mix
I'm back to listening to metal again after a very long break. It's always good to remind oneself of just how good Altars of Madness is. I haven't kept up with the scene as of late due to my break, have I missed out on any must listen albums? Last time I posted here was maybe around 2021? 2022? What have i missed? Also this new captcha sucks dick.
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