best thrower edition
FAQ: pastebin.com
/metal/
Almost forgot to blast my remix today
I was on my way to make a good OP myself
I have faith in you, next time
KULTUR
FIRST WAVE REIGNS SUPREME
Any new tremolotriumphs or gallopglories lately?
BOLT THROWER SUCK
KREATOR SUCK
SODOM SUCK
DEATH SUCK
Correct.
listening to metal IRL and I be like
Yeah that's true. The OP album is good though
Seeing pentagram. I hope bobby actually shows up, for $60 I will be pissed off if he fumbles it
Correct on all four, impressive.
Dissodisappointment
Kill yourselves
Are pedals /metal/?
I love COCK! WITNESS ME!!!
Sheesh anon you could've just said that and saved time
pedals are boomershit. we use amplitube, guitar rig, and axe FXs
Blasting?
*computer crashes*
u-uhhh... s-sorry folks...!! I-I need to uh, reboot my compu-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE FAGGOT
see that pentagram will come to town
HELL YE-
post was made 4 years ago
why the fuck is it $60 though? any other bands performing?
implying i'm finding 3 other faggots to play music i've written live
Anyone catch Knocked Loose's surprise set at Coachella yesterday? They actually killed it, and I wasn't even much of a fan of their music. Safe to say they've earned themselves a new one, ha.
You forget half.
he already edited him to be Norwood'd
It was already bald in the original, no?
Cringe, didn't laugh
Correct.
Based, laughed.
balding* yeah
JbaId drones really do take it all personal when you insult their idol LMFAO!
who the heck is J'baid?
Blasting. Anyone know who the vocalist is? He sounds familiar.
Because I live in oceania and it’s expensive for bands to fly here. $60 in my currency is around $35 usd though. All foreign bands cost a lot to see here, it sucks
A cuckold with a wife's son.
Why do you weirdos hate step dads so much. Grow the fuck up broth
I saw these guys open for Miasmatic Necrosis and Antichrist Siege Machine and they SUCKED
Hanneman
he settled for a single mom with a mixed-race kid
couldn't be me
I'm more than happy with my pocket pussy collection
Why do you weirdos hate step dads so much. Grow the fuck up broth
I like Hive Mind Narcosis, but they do seem like the sort of band that would suck live. Didn't they only recently decide to play live? I could've sworn they were studio only until HMN.
It was a little bit before that came out yeah
We have nothing but respect for J-baId and his african stepchild. Someone had to be man enough to take that responsibility, and he did; not to mention he did so respectfully too, he asked his wife's son's father for permission to raise his child for him. Based!
FUCK YESS EPIC POAST
Bad lightning.
8 songs in this is a bit of a ripper I'm afraid
Temple Nightside
Damn man, let it go
In fact.
I refuse to let go, just like J-baId refuses to stop taking care of another man's child. His wife's son still calls him Justin, but that's ok, one day he hopes to be called dad too.
Thank you Rattthew
kekky has janny protection
Lol. Anyways this is pretty decent for boomer dagos. Production is a bit too sterile, though.
I need some cheesy, angsty gothic metal
youtube.com
YESSSSSS metal.
I meant the hair, time to let it go bro. Don't care about whatever schizo rants shit you're on about
kekky has janny protection
Just like he has no VPN, proven by real /shredddit/ patriots with pattern recognition beyond any comprehension.
Look how happy he is unlike his haters. Keep fighting the good fight brotha! m/
I'm watching the Coasloppa stream while you're ranting about a forum where nobody likes you. Pathetic!
sometimes the janny on duty will delete his blatant off-topic posts, other times they won't. if he gets banned he ban evades all the time doe
heccy aka jACKie is the G.O.A.T in here you faggots. never forget
the hair, time to let it go bro
His follicles have long since let go, there are barely any left hanging on. Hes probably keeping his wife's son around so he can attempt to transplant the nappy hair onto his head, explains why he dyes the last dying strands he has pitch black everyday.
meds
I need more hekky and I need him NOW
if he gets banned he ban evades all the time doe
Impossible, he has never been banned and he has no VPN. Trust me, we have our best and brightest posters here on the case with the finest patttern recoggnition, to ensure only the truth is spoken. Not to mention he's been damned to memory, no one has ever replied to him since pic related was posted due to him crossing the Iine.
Soulful song in F - S. Campos (NEW)
genre is so fucking stagnant that discussing a schizo is a more worthwhile endeavor
holy grimola
people here don't know what a VPN is apparently. zoomers are an embarrassment
Correct.
How to get an invite to the secret /metal/ IRC?
Correct.
genre is so fucking stagnant
Its been a pretty good year so far though, what you mean is that /shreeeeeeeeddit/ doesn't listen to any new metal, has no ability to discuss music, and has preferred ecelebs since the time of b*ngman.
Thank you Rattthew.
Agreed.
Looks like dissoslop based on the covers. Yikes! That poster was right, the genre is stagnant.
Ok, but where is your chin?
He's mad because nobody likes him unlike the other personalities discussed here, classic lol.
there is no IRC, no ones there except bots
Hekky is the admin. Bow before HIM
1st album
band and album name sounds like an STD
not listening!
2nd album
cover looks like an art hoe's tramp stamp
not listening!
3rd album
cover is fake nigga hood shit tags, that nigga who dropped out of Berkely type of tagging smdhfam
not listening!
4th album
shortest track is 12 and a half minutes
not listening!
BTFO.
Melody is infinite. Skronk is a wall.
nigga
Post Ieft unread and hìdden immediately.
cover looks like an art hoe's tramp stamp
kek
He really does listen to shit doesn't he
Thank you Ratttthew, but where did all the /bleep/ posters go?
here's my avatar (just wanted to make sure you guys knew it was me).
xhe actually thinks the public IRC is where they hang out
NGMI |ass
Yes.
I don't know what a "Ratttthew" is, sorry.
whoops meant to reply to
post skronkodelights
Some chinless freak we make fun of here, posts garbage tunes like LmFaO that no one even listens to.
h***y having ANOTHER meltie, one of several this week
i see i'm just in time kek
never gets old
he bubblin, he revved up lmao
Imagine having production where your instruments actually sound like instruments. Very few cases!
He be riling and mop de doo didda be dat muhfugah.
HEIL
Oh is that schizo guy still spamming on here
Yes Ratthhew, you are.
Great thread so far guys, really great stuff
Thanks for letting us know Ratty, how is /bleep/ doing? Still a single poster talking to himself after he scared all the chicks away?
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
I was talking about that hector schizo freak guy. I have no clue who Matthew is
I must find who produced this album, why is only he capable of recording instruments properly in the whole of metal.
youtube.com
You've become so schizophrenic that you don't even know your own name? Must be why you spam all those shit tunes no one listens to.
Geniuses of metal:
Prozak
Godthew
Poppy
Mustaine, Dave
_______
You have no idea who Prozak is matthew
I know enough to say he's a genius
Producer [Produced By], Engineer [Engineered By], Mixed By – Ola Ersfjord
Looks like he does a lot of goth rock, that explains why he can actually make a nice recording. Time to blast some of his other stuff he produced. This one also has Zbigniew Bielak for artwork, ULTRA BASED. Hopefully more of the good production.
invictusproductions666.bandcamp.com
Prozak lurks here
Kaevum - Ultra
Nevermind, that was only mixed by him, explains why it immediately sounded like shit.
Man I generally don't enjoy black metal but I've been putting this record on repeat for the past like 3 days. They're playing with Tomarum in a couple months by me so I might check em out live.
Before that it was the new Allegaeon record, I was supposed to see them live with Warbringer and Summoning the Lich two days ago but got the flu so decided to skip out.
highly unlikely
He's sttarted titling the DMU review posts "x edition" and Anon Babble shit gets referenced there all the time
Correct.
Man I generally don't enjoy black metal but I've been putting this record on repeat
Thank you tourist, hope you enjoyed the pop-punk.
he thinks named edition generals are a /metal/ thing
he thinks our memes aren't just stolen from Reddit
unironically touch grass
Sadist - Something to Pierce
Bongos on the 2nd track
is that a heckin dissonant avant-garde progressive metal with less than 20 RYM ratings? I need to put that on my topsters chart and post it on /metal/ so I can retroactively take credit for it.
Definitely explains why I like it more than other black records, it is weirdly pop-y. Fun stuff though, especially now that it's spring I can listen to it on a sunny day through the park and it's a good time.
Jesus Christ will always love you
Alright so he did a Malthusian album, a band who usually has absolute garbage production, and this is certainly better than the other shitshows they put out. Judging by the beginning vs when the full riff sections come in -I can only assume the band asked him to shit up the production with le cavern meme. Even still, you can hear how its been recorded much better than usual.
malthusian.bandcamp.com
This guy should be more requested for than Marston.
we hate j*nny thoughbeit
You can only speak for yourself here, sorry :)
whos that, the dumb robot? I hate it too
Please don't reply to yourself here :)
Who's more metal: Bongman or Jdawg?
American Primitive Metal
"recommend" some absolutely horrendous dogshit slop
few days pass by
anons here praise it to high heaven
mfw
bump
name one (1) album
AOTYAOTYAOTY
What are your top five eargasmic black/death productions?
Thornhill - Bodies
general is shit
take a big shit in it
it's still shit
Who would have thought?
It really is a rare case to find a producer like this, ba|dcucks are probably utterly confused since they literally prefer Shite Burns plastic fake garbage over real instruments.
This guy and Andrea Petucco, the only good producers in metal. Even his very first recording gig was too good for these retarded baIdkucks making the music:
I'm on some cream, bros
I just roke up
Seems good based on the RYM score, also I posted it first
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notice me filter-senpai!
I posted it first
Today's my birthday, guys
American primitive is basically banjo on guitar so I’m gonna say panopticon (even though they suck)
HEIL THE BIRTHDAY BOY
Nobody gives a fuck. Why do people think they are special when they have a birthday, are you American? You cunts will take any opportunity to feel important
Clean it up filterfag!
Correct.
also Grave Pilgrim rules
I prefer pilgrim
youtu.be
ur a cunt m8
Triggered lol
These goofy fellas are alright!
he doesn’t worship nature and hold rituals for the seasons and moons
Poser incarnate, if you don’t keep track of moon phases you shouldn’t be going to shows, stay out of my scene
I've got your moon right here buddy
LOL good post man
Ive never wanted to fuck Pepe before. Don’t make me horny for things I can’t obtain
Based beyond belief.
Any bands you guys wanted to see at Coachella?
Jute Gyte
Noice. They're the jutiest and the gytiest
hated here
What are your fundamental standards for good metal?
Riffs & Racism.
Hard question to answer, 99% of metal has terrible production honestly, and I like different productions for different reasons. Plus is a difference between recording, mixing, and then actual guitar tones. I actually think a lot of the genres I dislike such as heavy/doom have better production a lot of the time, but are unlistenable music wise.
Thorns - Trøndertum
Vircolac - Masque
Ad Nauseam - Imperative Imperceptible Impulse
Geryon - The Wound and the Bow
Ved Buens Ende - Written in Waters
Thats just what I'm thinking about now anyways, I haven't really thought about keeping a list about the best production chart regardless of music quality.
extremity or catchiness
Yeji
Why isn't Blessed Are the Sick on the list? That album sounds great.
Whether or not I personally like it
Be musical instead of gimmicky. If you're talented as fuck musically, and have a gimmick to get attention that's fine, but gimmick without any musicality is trash.
Prodigy
Three 6 Mafia
Kraftwerk
Jimmy Eat World
Amyl and the Sniffers
Basement Jax
Viagra Boys
wastes 9 years of his life in Arch Enemy
why did Jeff do this
Prodigy
Kraftwerk
Jimmy Eat World
All based, I'm not familiar with the others.
$$$
$$.$$
Listen to Three 6 Mafia. They're raps answer to black metal.
Unfortunately I don't have a desire for plastic pretend instruments, triggered drums, scooped mids, invisible bass, copy pasted notes and riffs, or to reach norwood 7.
I've still never heard anything like the bass on Trøndertum and its literally just a demo.
So fucking good....
Kek this anon is correct. They answer the question: what if Varg and Euro were black and from the hood?
basement jaxx
Big beat uk duo
amyl
viagra boys
Punk bands with fun live shows.
i somehow fell asleep laying in bed blasting archgoat through my headphones one time. true story
Does /shreeeddit/ have good taste in literally any genre of music? What a disgrace.
Boat rower RULE
kekky doesn't like it
LISTENING
archgoat is kino
Yo gabba gabba!
Based 100 Gecs fan!
There's literally zero similarity between Burzum and Three 6 either musically or in whatever metaphorical way not sure what this retard is on about
is paramore metal? i want to have sex with hayley williams
In his meIanated mind, it was reaI
Yeah they're women's answer to if Metallica had a female lead singer as one anon put it
If there is at least one chick in the band or it contains epic mouth watering riffs and solos
are there any tube amps that can make death metal chugging sounds without pedals?
Yeah, quite a few
chugging sound
NGMI 1ass.
5150
damn thats some expensive shit, maybe one day
i dont actually play im just a gear fetishist
Don't go to gg please. The gear boomers are the worst posters.
One of the guitarists of Ad Nauseam bringing the baIdies an album they can approach.
This is for me.
Is there a better OSDM band than Bolt Thrower??
lol
You have shit luck then, because as of right now, currently, Davey has a better hairline than you, at twice your age. In 10 more years, he'll have a WAY better hairline than yours. Sorry that it has to be this way
Amon Amarth comes to mind.
If varg wasn't a fat candy assed swedish dumpling
as an anarcho-communist listening to filosofem really pumps me up to destroy capitalism and shit
posts him wearing a hat
Meanwhile pic related is his reality LMFAO
he posts in /prog/ now
alright then, I'm literally, unironically, leaving this shithole board forever
inb4 see you tomorrow
nope, this is an unforgiveable transgression
nice a nice life you fucking queers
youtube.com
kek
See you tomorrow, but go off queen
See you tomorrow ass
no seriously its been scientifically proven that far leftists love nsbm. we crave it like brawndo. its our secret little obsession
brawndo
misspelled bnwo
tell me this /metal/, if metal is SO evil why aren't there more Zionist metal bands???? Yeah I didn't think so
normal hairline
samefagging
Yeah, I definitely struck a nerve with that one lol. And that's because what I said was true.
that's because zionism is good, not evil
Skimmed the thread a little and I don't see him in there. I thought he was too cool for progressive rock anyway?
I don't have an answer to your question, but there's at least three
metal-archives.com
norwood 3
normal hairline
The poor old man replying to me is ULTRABALD and doesn't even have a clue lmao!
notice most of them are anti zionism. something pinko commies and tranny stomping nazis can agree on is that muh zionism bad
Immolation, Incantation, Dead Congregation, Hate, Sinister, and Autopsy.
It's mad how he's been completely vindicated since they tried to cancel him for Angel of Death, and other songs. The world now sees Jeff as a prophet.
listen fags wouldnt you prefer all the jews be together in one country than spead out all over the place. thats the zionist dream
cmon dont be postin gore and shit if hamas wouldnt set up their bases in hospitals and apartment buildings and shit that wouldnt be happening
Post more of this tranner.
Projection spotted. That's just brutal that 60 year olds mog you in the hairline department, but life ain't fair for you, just how it is.
That's not the dream. What they're doing is collecting free money, using that money to bribe politicians in the USA and Europe, and then assuming control over those governments through the system of bribery.
Projection spotted. That's just brutal that 60 year olds mog you in the hairline department, but life ain't fair for you, just how it is.
your hairline in 10 years.jpg
That's already my hairline
no u
NGMI Iâss
There's nothing wrong with that by the way. Plenty of girls like the bald look and lots of metalheads remain kvlt even after losing their hair.
BODY COUNT MOTHERFUCKERS
COP KILLA
BETTER YOU THAN ME
COP KILLER
FUCK. POLICE. BRUTALITY.
Struck nerve spotted.
In my mïnd, it was reaI
proving the point
Bros, our days are numbered...
The point being you post bald men wearing hats, correct.
hes wrong. i dont even think metal is music. it is a dangerous sonic weapon that i use in magickal rituals to train my mind to be impenetrable to any kind of attack or malfeasance
Struck nerve spotted
bald
Grade A cope.
Vincent, Dave
any /metal/ approved vidya?
picrel metal or hard rock?
bandcamp has it in the metal section, i like it buts its not metal, its like a softer version of Lacuna Coil with The Cure influences.
messa.bandcamp.com
Ena Dream BBQ
Finally, some good music.
what dat bussy do tho
Metal.
it's doom
one minute apart
You don't even listen to what you post.
He's right...
None of them do.
schizo
Actually I posted Nachtgeblut after I finished it, and posted Debussy as I started it.
I am on shredddit and 0rbit0rs are Mindbroken
Fooling no one
David's hat isn't fooling anyone, true.
I believe you.
right...
Jute Cute
repackaged redditmeme about his bully
BaIdkeks really can't make a single piece of OC lmfao.
I'm bald and I do not listen to Jute Gyte.
I made this OC a while ago. I accept bitcoin donations
The guy in the glasses is correct. Prozak hasn't ever been wrong
incoherent post
incoherent image
LMAO
I've never heard anything quite like this. Some really sweet melodic galloping, and that sort of dreamlike haze of the best goth rock.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
the 'fest
I don't think I can post anything from the demo's booklet on here but the disc.
Lol.
Don Caballero
Hanneman
HEIL
We prefer Don Giovanni here.
we
these girlos ugly
Metallica
I only liked their demos
yeah wheres yeji
Victoria isn't part of Pan & Polo? Fuck she was hot.
you are being too silly tonight metalheads
Yeah, that's accurate
neu
Riff salad garbage
nu
I concede
thanks and condolences