*blocks your path* edition
/metal/
FIRST FOR FUCK FARCECORE
The Link Park vocalist isn't very good.
What're the best angra/shaman tracks from each of their albums?
blast
OP is a twat.
Mike? Yeah I agree :P
isn't a great album, just okay
kind of a let down compared to even the fake Glaciation
still keep listening to it as it's pretty comfy background listening
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holy shit
RIP Dave Cumstain (1961-2025)
Overdosed on horse cum
Gone but not forgotten...
Mods please sticky this
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
He blocked your path, retard
Overdosed on horse cum
sticky this
hehehehehehe
your
you're*
Gay
Based
Just roke up, but it feels like night
Somethin' in this thread jus' ain't right
Why's everyone acting so uptight?
Paranoia's all we got left
Pastebin is still down btw, someone post the real link
Cringe
he doesn't know that poseur is literally how the word is spelled and writing it as "poser" is low IQ and incorrect
i do get a little cranky when the hecksters not around to hurl abuse at. he's like a punching bag
ill be ur punching bag anon :3 i have even shittier taste than him!
I just strummed an E minor and E major chord. My demo is coming along nicely.
glad you liked it :)
How did he end up losing his Dean endorsement?
Anon's Demo (feat. Poppy, Babymetal, and The Warning)
I taught him the word 'dichotomy' and he once roasted my chorale-writing technique; perhaps I too could stand in.
I just strummed an E minor
Holy shit you invented black metal
Showed up drunk to the meeting
Probably happened when he realized "Wait, I have a Dean endorsement?"
Ken's Death Metal Crypt (RIP)
Best Youtube channels?
Satanic Warmaster
Our guy!
no Hanabie
Not listening!
I mean ones that just post the metal music and not their ugly mugs
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
Last one is no longer active but has a shit ton of rare DM
Really I don't follow any "influencers" or whatever as they suck ass 100% of the time. I just follow random labels and shit like BMP even if he mostly posts slop.
MotleyCrueForever1 had the best taste. RIP.
the dawg is single handedly keeping the underground metal scene alive and poser free, you need to be supporting the channel brah brah
I actually already know about the first two, also Mao da Gloria. Looking for more of that
that's bullshit man how did he die
I don't think he actually died, just got married. Stopped uploading 2 years ago.
Don't know too many. There's this guy:
youtube.com
but he uploads all sorts of genres, not just black metal
the young guy with the shitty beard is actually pretty cool, i can't remember his name. he's got a nice collection and he's not gay about "sketchy" shit and has pretty good taste in everything.
wyattxhim?
shitty beard
not gay about "sketchy" shit
Must be wyattxhim or whatever
Yeah. Wyatt is a cool dude. One of the few good metal yt channels.
yep that's him
Terminus reigns supreme
I heard J-dawg just signed a band called The Jamal Horval Experience.
Know anything about this?
Correct
Some other metal friend simulators I enjoy.
NorwegianBlackKvlt
Estonian NSBM fan who drinks beer.
Matoxdeepshadows
Australian who gets dangerously drunk and discusses raw black metal.
ExplosiveAction
Sexless old guy passionate about all extreme metal and kino taste in film.
wyattxhim
Terminus
Innsmouth
Chromium Dioxide Radio
Nate Garrett
The Dawg
broke my crack pipe (again)
Should I quit bros? Also metal for this feel
Dark Sprocket. Oh, wait.
I've got just the thing bro
youtube.com
Yeah. Do it for Glen.
I don't like Glen Benton so I won't
This is a concept album about the Finnish defense of their homeland against the Bolshevik invaders. The tonal shifts throughout the album represent the different stages of the war, with the final, somber yet triumphant "Defiance" representing the Finns' ultimate victory over the Russians despite losing over 25,000 men
Beautiful album. Best of the 2010s.
Then why is the picture from the continuation war where the finns joined the nazis to become aggressors
It's not, it's from the very end of the war when they had finally expelled all of their enemies from the country.
is the angry dude out?
first half is a total snorefest devoid of any note
second half is a total banger
Yepp my bad.
Although that includes the nazis they were on-side with. They made them leave too to make the commies happy.
He's just sleeping for a while before he goes on another 50-hour spree
Vengeance and Gladiator are both great songs.
too soon
Higgins, Blastando
the rest of us seem chill now, but you never know what might trigger our particular REEEEEs
Clicked on this randomly from that channel
Ya, there's some silly shit in there
Who? That poster has been damned from memory.
Prozak is a genius.
I knew it wouldn't be NSV 2 but this isn't very good
Then why did he kiss that dude in the movie
I just watched a PMV video that had a Gris song
Incoherent post.
>Matoxdeepshadows
I can abrely understand what the fuck he's saying
>ExplosiveAction
Sexless old guy
how would you know that
He was a visionary. Way ahead of his time.
Compilation of Anteduvilian demos. Very neat.
Braver man than me. Never listened to anything after Whisper Supremacy.
Are newer Darkthrone albums any good? Currently listening to the first few. Like them.
No, unfortunately they go to shit after A Blaze in the Northern Sky
Transilvanian Hunger is pretty good though and so is Panzerfaust.
Souldside Journey > everything from The Cult Is Alive to today (all the black 'n' roll stuff) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything between Soulside and Cult
trendy faggot poser die die
For me, it's when anons try to discuss any Early Scene gathering without a direct quotation
Black metal sucks ass lmao
Fenriz promised Iommi style doom riffs on Arctic Thunder and didn't deliver
For that, he will forever be my enemy and if I ever see his scrawny mailman ass, I will /heem/ the everloving fuck out of him
See, dinosaurs had recording technology before Noah's flood. Checkmate, Darwinists
No, but fortunately they blazed up after taking A Shit in the Northern Sky
Transilvanian Hunger is decent, although Under A Funeral Moon beats it. But Panzerfaust is unlistenably boring
bedside lamp started flickering, making me suspect paranormal activity
Metal for this feel?
Succumb to the schizophrenia
bell witch
I KISSED A GUY AND I LIKED IT
Do the Finns not have any other historical event to talk about? No country on Earth is as obsessively fixated on a single happening as fucking Finns are.
The USA is older than Finland
conveniently ignores Israel and The Holocaust™
writes a Magnum Opus
calls it Magnum Opus
this fucking guy
OK, this album could've been good if they didn't interrupt every song with non-DM tangents and fakeouts, which make it obvious they wanted to sound "avant-garde", but had no idea how to do that nor even knew what being avant-garde actually means. Some of these moments are really annoying, because the band will drop everything to do key-jingling crap like playing a funk lick for one bar and move on to something else like it didn't even happen. They can't weave these tangents into their sound for shit. Another disappointing tendency is the mosh passages anchored onto a timekeeping 4/4 cymbal hit, which are "groovy" but have none of band's kinetic energy from the first 2-3 albums.
I don't know if that means you love or hate it, but I can live with the vocalist change (although he gets worse on And Then You'll Beg, as do the songs themselves which stay technical but become less coherent than NSV or even WS)
If I lived in Germany I'd try to cancel every single black metal gig that gets booked in the country just for shits and giggles kek. Get fucked bmcels.
based
fuck kvltkiddies
Metal Youtubers
I suspect you don't need to live in Germany, or any country in Europe, to accomplish your dreams, Anon
they don't know about the new channel
Yeji (queen of /metal)
When's the new Spawn of Possession album coming out ?
Gentlemen, I believe you're forgetting someone...
I'm sorry but WHO?
It's obviously Jimbo from the street
I refuse to watch good looking people discuss extreme metal.
James from down the road
blastan
Why are metal longsleeves so based ?
they're effay as fuck
Jay from the neighbourhood
The GOAT metal shirt.
I remember watching one with Dyers Eve
Was a very intense wank
Nah this is (notice nothing is on the sleeves) I would give both my nuts for this shirt.
Interesting. I like the Misanthropy Records logo and the runes.
Why did no one tell me Varg was a literal neckbeard?
people in custody are allowed to have razors
It is Norwegian prison, after all. They probably let the inmates shave the guards
why do not like train down wound heart bastion
Agreed
Jenny from the block.
So, I judged the album harshly. The first half suffers little from what I complained about, and where the second half has more of these flaws, I'd still rather go without them, but it's not as bad. I think the altrock-ish segment that appears twice on The Pestilence may be the worst decision made however. The last track also has a melodic moment which I can't decide if I love or hate, it at best resembles Niden Div. 187 and at worst resembles Black Dahlia Murder
Ornery Owen
HEIL ANSELMO
Aggravated Alan
RIP Quorthon
/metal/s guy in regards to youtube is Extreme Metal Vinyl Passion.
youtube.com
Probably not even dead. He's out there somewhere blasting Venom.
I thought Quorthon never heard of Venom and it was entirely coincidental that the Bathory debut looked and sounded like Venom.
Heard he's in Argentina nowadays
That fucking medieval riff in Summer Decapitation Ritual
this reminds me of a darkthrone riff but I forgot which one: youtube.com
Reminds me of the Immortal debut.
maybe I'm thinking of DFM. But I remember hearing this riff in darkthrone music. Like blaze in the north sky or transilvanian hunger. Under a funeral moon too probably.
Quorthon himself told me both Venom and Manowar actually ripped of Bathory with the aid of a time machine and that Quorthon actually invented music and goats
Sex has no place in metal.
I tried listening to that album open-mindedly, because it was the last with Lord Worm
It totally fucking sucks unfortunately
Not even for ritual purposes?
These are closest I can think of by DT
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Is Imbred metal? Been getting into their discography lately, feel like some of the songs could be considered metal-adjacent. What do we think?
fuck out here lil man. We don want you here
You can only speak for yourself, sorry but that's just how it works :)
Hi, Varg here. I speak for every one. Leave the hall
Spring black metal
Listening to black metal in the winter and death metal
psychotically riffs your path
I love tRoB
I'm wondering if any Master albums reach the heights of their first two
This is now a Ruins of Chaderast thread. Post your fav Beverast songs
youtube.com
In the summer
kek I love their ridiculous album covers
yes, I want a Japanese school girl to represent my DM album
After Jon left it was all over.
What Abigor Album should I start with? I have brefiely checked out their stuff a long time ago and remember I wasn't impressed, but they are too cool to dislike so I need to get into them
I really like the era from The Cult is Alive to Circle the Wagons, after that they lost me.
Start chronologically. It's actually rewarding to see them go from symphoshit to dissoshit over the years.
is that album any good?
Album: Ancient Order Eternal (Split)
Song: Hitlerian Triumph
When do they stop being sympho?
Good split, but it's no Alla mustan auringon.
Exuvia
With the comeback album, Fractal Possession.
squat down to pick something up
get a whiff of my own ass
guess it's time to take a shower
shower metal for this feel?
Based Bevechad.
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Thanks. Now I have some orientation
shower metal
Satanized is their version of GDOW though
For about two weeks last year I thought I smelled my own dick every time I did my stretches in my bedroom (call it gay, whatever). Just reeked of piss. Searched the room and couldn't find anything so I was really worried I had an infection or something. Turns out I had a rotting dead rat lying in a dark corner under my bed.
Any way, how about you take a shower in a RAIN UPON THE IMPURE
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He wanted to be your friend and just let him suffocate and die in a dark corner
Surely you used the dead rat for your demo album cover.
nah he crucified it and leaves it in a bag to huff.... to make him remember to shower
that's pretty fucked up dude
Phenomenal atmoshit.
Limited copies of this CD had a rusty nail in the jewel case tray to nail the weak bastard.
First 666 copies came hand numbered and smeared in goats blood under the clear tray.
imagine the smell
I am a friend of all animals, dead or alive
I put him on a string and made a necklace out of him. He's still my rat fren
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
Why did no body tell me that Axis of Perdition released a new album?
because you touch yourself at night
Indeed, but only to Axis of Perdition. Could have used the new record
Man, you guys are fucking retarded.
That explains a lot. Jon's only on the intro (quite a good intro at that) and Miguel left before ATYB. So without either guitarist from their peak, it may as well be a Flo, Worm, and Eric side project.
I don't know why Cryptopsy fans are still butthurt about the new vocalist. He does the old songs pretty much perfectly now.
youtu.be
wife found the NSBM stash while I was at the office
Renounce your chudley ways
being a chud
working in an office
you are bald
Correct.
Fake story, now what happened?
wife threw away my crack pipe (again)
Should I just quit bros? Metal for this feel btw
Yes, quit your wife.
youtube.com
Kultur
blasting
No, I meant crack cocaine. I love both, and metal music
Trying to stir up trouble Matthew?
Think you have me mixed up with someone else. Sorry to disappoint
I can see why we are labeled NSBM by so many, at first glance that would be my first impression too. However it is still not correct as we have little to do with politics and at least nothing to do with socialism in any way. The only clear connection to NSBM would be the similarities in image concerning the display of natural strength and honour, and of course anti-semitism which we would file under religion. With all of that being said our Image and artwork clearly is made to weed out all hippies, political correct or religious people from our listeners, not that we care so much but the whole point of Kaevum is to make art/music for those who will understand it and identify themselves with it.
Kaevum confirmed NOT NSBM
More like Satanic Furmaster
when your weregoat bf decides to cancel the Saturday night date to rape sluts to sacrifice to Satan instead
Switched up the beer for Vodka crans tonight. Great blasts so far.
is satanic warmaster worth listening to past CSM
is satanic warmaster worth listening
No.
Various splits
Dark Hymns, Aryan Blood, Stutthof, and Evil yes.
Nachzehrer
yes
Nova Ordo Ater
no
Fimbulwinter
no
Aamongandr
no
Exultation of Cruelty
yes
Is Machine Head good live? Only thing I know about the band is Flynn is a libtard or something
They haven't been good in 30 years
maybe they're never been good
Maiden, Iron
JUTE GYTE. NEW ALBUM ANNOUNCED
Do you think I could get away with using label-less obscure black metal demo tracks in commercial projects?
it's real
HOLY SHIT
Some dedicated autist would find out
We reject known slop merchant Adam Kalmbach and his un-music here
The finishes on his Gibson models look so bland and dull compared to the Kramer and epi DM models. Gibson always blows it.
ig everyone went to sleep
Wake up dead
???? You think they only have a single good album in their discography
Andy LaRoche is the man
Why are you listening to gay Death?
Morbid Death Angel
Master of Meatpuppets
gay death? That was Euronymous
RIP Chuck
the Black Dahlia Sabbath
Dimmu Borgir King
Where's emo? Emo how are you loov
HIP
MegaDeath
Iron Man are better
HOP
Megadeth runs this general.
I don't listen to metal unless it's composed by somebody who is at least 6'5'' and 300 lbs.
big boi riffs only
Have you tried holding your breath for a really long time until you black out and hit your head on the floor as hard as possible?
There should be a breathalyzer attached to computers and phones so that degenerate alcoholics and weed smokers can't access the Internet when drunk and/or high
I was sober when I recorded that freestyle though
Someone posted that at me yesterday on another board
my condolences
I prefer working on music while sober for the most part and then listening back while under the influence to reference
Metal to listen to when I'm smoking weed out of a Chinese guy ass?
Wo Fat
Ehnahre, Deicide, and Dragonforce
excellent im smoking opium out of Chinese hitlers ass, next up is weed out of Chinese rfk jr
Think the AI poster is malfunctioning lads
sijjin
based. new one comes out soon
lo pan
im low key lo meining some dank buds out of chinese sean hannitys bwungzo buddy
pastebin in OP this time don't worry
early
pleb taste
shan't
If you're too lazy to get this one to 310 you shouldn't be making a new one
Fuck this bastard bitch
So basically Christians
QRD on the mysterious non-functioning pastebin link?
Very stoked for it. Apparently it's a live studio recording.
Got doge'd
There is a fascist
Inside of you
Controlling your life
And what you do
Fascist control (x4)
There is a fascist
Inside your head
Controlling your thoughts
Until your death
Fascist control (x4)
YOUSUFFERBUTWHY
Best blastings of the thread
...if you're a retard