/coachella/ continued

COACHELLA WEEKEND 1
FRIDAY, APRIL 11 2025

MAIN STAGE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2FzDMuJ5pI
4:20 PM PT – Thee Sacred Souls
5:40 PM PT – MARINA
7:10 PM PT – Benson Boone
9:00 PM PT – Missy Elliott
11:10 PM PT – Lady Gaga

OUTDOOR THEATRE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxwawRL_nY8
4:05 PM PT – Seun Kuti & Egypt 80
5:25 PM PT – The Go-Go’s
6:45 PM PT – Tyla
8:20 PM PT – The Marías
10:10 PM PT – Parcels

SAHARA: youtube.com/watch?v=afO7r8TQTSw
4:00 PM PT – Chris Lorenzo
5:15 PM PT – Three 6 Mafia
6:10 PM PT – Sara Landry
7:15 PM PT – Austin Millz
7:45 PM PT – LISA
9:10 PM PT – Yeat
10:25 PM PT – GloRilla
11:50 PM PT – Mustard

MOJAVE: youtube.com/watch?v=BajnpDN6vG8
4:00 PM PT – SAINt JHN
4:50 PM PT – Lola Young
5:40 PM PT – Ravyn Lenae
6:05 PM PT – Djo
7:20 PM PT – Eyedress
8:35 PM PT – Miike Snow
10:05 PM PT – The Prodigy
11:20 PM PT – Chris Lake

GOBI: youtube.com/watch?v=Kg-KswkXoBg
4:00 PM PT – Maribou State
4:45 PM PT – 4batz
5:30 PM PT – PARISI
5:55 PM PT – d4vd
7:00 PM PT – A.G. Cook
8:15 PM PT – Artemas
9:30 PM PT – CA7RIEL & Paco Amoroso
10:40 PM PT – Indo Warehouse

SONORA: youtube.com/watch?v=TdHrgLciYWw
4:00 PM PT – TOPS
5:00 PM PT – julie
5:45 PM PT – Glixen
6:10 PM PT – Kneecap
7:05 PM PT – vs self
7:30 PM PT – Los Mirlos
8:40 PM PT – SPEED
10:00 PM PT – HiTech

QUASAR: youtube.com/watch?v=1MOJG5VTh-Y
5:00 PM PT – Coco & Breezy x Kaleena Zanders
7:00 PM PT – The Martinez Brothers x Loco Dice

Dolly Fartin'

Oh no no no no the new Imagine dragons is next

Have anyone of you gone to Coachella?
I went 2012 and it was cool, actually it was fucking hot af

Should I watch eyedress next?

so after that vasectomy and kill your race propaganda that was Djo, whats next?

goon material on outdoor stage

I just Benson'd my Boone

tyla is too pretty bros. jesus christ.

2011 and 2012 2nd weekend here

If you didn't get to see the Pixies in '04 you never actually went to Coachella

my benson bone has been booned

Can you incel freaks shut up about gooning. I promise you no one cares.

who's ready to goon to hyperpop?

cooking time

THE Prodigy and not some random guy who goes by Prodigy?

im on it rn

ITS AG COOK TIME AT GOBI FRENS
HES ALREADY BLOWING MY MIND
HYPERPOP IS SO BACK

AG is fucking wack so far

REEE WHERE IS LISA

Is she even going to attend this?

AG is COOKING lets goooooooooo

finally had to mute sara landry for some cook

wow this sucks

Benson Boone is Michael Bolton-tier cheese

yes, sahara

me

We turned off Tyla bro

ywn be a slutty zoomer white girl with a cunty haircut dancing at coachella

Props to PC Music for being able to grift their way to Coachella but this isn't 2013 anymore and it's not exciting
Also I'm hearing sex sounds in the audience in between shows

so this that famous "hyperpop"
but it sucks shit? not made to be enjoyable, but some exercise, like see how onboxious sounds can get haha like sonic weapornry, but in no way its music made to reflect anything meaningful, so shit oh lord

I'm 33 and can only fap about once a week now :(
Let the kids be gooners anon.

Ag Cook sure can make a catchy jam

always

Track ID?

i thought hyperpop was supposed to be maximalist and interesting and not sound like a nokia that was dropped into the shitter

I thought I was the oldest one here, this is comforting
Soon I won't be

She has a pretty sick design

I'm 33 and can only fap about once a week now :(

youre broken bro wtf, i goon like 4 times a day

PC Music peaked with GFOTY

this autistic AG Cook set is pretty decent

report to your battlestations, we need some webms from this ag cook crowd

I thought I was the oldest one here

That would be me :)

yeah in concept might be neat but holy suckola

Friday Night got stuck in my head today, crazy that you mention this

I look like Benson Boone

the gays are out for benson's butt

I am 43 if that consoles you in any way

i'm 40 and can only manage to goon for about 2 hours a day.

she's got that Pitch Black alien planet vibe

I'm also 33. So many Anons were born in 1992

but it kind of also looks like tin foil

Benson boner is no Freddie Mercury, God this sucks

Based AG single-handedly saving this festival.

what the shit

Err I was born in 91

That girl in the front is soooo Julia

benson bro you make target commercial music im sorry

sonora screamo time

post-nut clarity

turns off Tyla

anyone else?

pressing play is so fucking ez bros

thats just jon davis mic stand

Wow, I assumed I was the oldest

You got me beat by 2 years

Springsteen and Mercury

Ag Cook is literally the only thing I'm tuning in for. I haven't listened to modern music since 2010 with very, very few exceptions. PC Music was like the last new thing I noticed and thought was interesting like 10 years ago, but never got that into it. Still influences my own style though, I like what they did with pop.

vs straight is on sonora now

Nice blog faggot

benson boone is just higher T harry styles

tyla's dancers dancing like they drunk that krunk juice and are about to pass out lmao

Anyone else hyped for Eyedress?

so thats benson boone. crazy. sounds like an AI mish mash of journey and all that 80s slop into one song

Aging millenial hipster that is slowly transforming in to a middle aged neckbeard -kinda poster

there are 50+ year olds who post here on a regular basis

didn't ask

If you're referring to me, you're not totally off base.

put a gun in your mouth and blow your brains out

AG cook sucks by the way and PC music is overrated

Break time, I'm listening to some Sun Kil Moon and Elliot Smith to cleanse the obtrusive and bright Coachella pallet

I did

You will die of cancer In 12 years unless you apologize right now

I see dudes identifying themselves as being in their 60s on Anon Babble all the time lol

pretty sure our 50s slop schizo must be around the 60-70 range

What's your problem?

whats yours?

going through the charli bangers and no charli ass on stage

umm gooner bros?

listening to cook and looking at tyla

I can't stop pissing. Must have pissed 12 times today. Am I dying?

He's the biggest cunt you'll ever encounter on this site. Just ignore him.

charli is ugly and fat
marina has no tits
gaga is a hag

trannies are hotter at this point and its not even funny

Yes, of inner ball torsion

you might have diabetes or prostate cancer

Jesse, let’s A.G. Cook

you have a tumor pushing your bladder so you need to pee often. yes youre dying and up to a hell of pain, get tested, FAGGOT.

danny brown on an ag track?

Danny Brown @ AG

Danny Brown looking healthy. Thought that nigga would end up dead for sure

He has 0 integrity and will feature on a Jane Remover song

better than collabing with taylor swift unlike some 'credible' rappers

literally nothing to see

its over

Zesty ass nigga

ayo dis nigga danny zesty af LMAO

Yeah but Taylor Swift isn't a tranny.

imagine the smell of Tylas boots after the set

at least you can count on the marias for sexual appeal.

mans gotta eat

up to a hell of pain

ESL?

they wanted Charli

they got Danny Brown instead

lol

BIG sniff of that

listening to cook and looking at tyla

optimal

Referring to myself, guess that makes us two then

It's not so bad, people expect less of you when you're at my age, so there's less pressure

very true, shes worse, a straight white woman

will wait for them then

Keep seething brownoid, we all know you're just jealous

she's definitely water now

Sorry bros, Charli is busy with me filming softcore armpit porn for our OnlyFans. You can buy stuff from her Throne list though!

this website has a major problem with autistic brown kids, as you can see

benson boone is the height of unchecked ego, this dude is doing the freddie mercury thing

trannies are hotter at this point and its not even funny

lol no

Offbrand flat Freddy

good news is the marias is next up

Not a single straight male in the crowd lmao. And this is who you guys like.

your mental illness is showing faggot

Anons constantly talking about jerking off

Why are you surprised

I'm euphoric, brother. Been that way for the past few years. Can't stop winning (in my mind).

It is funny watching male pop stars all go through their "want to be freddie mercury" phase and grow a mustache and start wearing crop tops and one pieces.

This is the part where I pull you aside and tell you "listen kid, at the end of the day you're brown and your skin looks like feces, nothing you say can ever hurt me because I'll never be you and that's something I can be thankful for"
And then you slink off, like the lowly little brown parasite that you are, never return to this thread, shoo shoo now Ranjesh, before I get angry

eyedress is just mac demarco at home, this shit is fucking awful, fucking speak up dummy

how easy would it be to go get some bussy at the benson set?

A.G. is so fucking good live

He's "nervous"
Fucking fake anxiety pussy millennial rich gook

so easy it should be a crime

quite literally (you) right now, can you shut up the fuck up I'm trying to enjoy these coachella streams

did you just discover gay guys are into pop or what

the frozen jap finally has a decent track

I am liking his set

I thought he was mexican trying to do the whole 80s LA mexican who's into goth/darkwave/post-punk thing

Los Mirlos dressed like they all have a bowling tournament after the set.

What are you gonna do, faggot? I'll keep bullying you as much as I want, you can't do a damn thing except keep crying like the bitch you are.

Every fucking time

many such cases!

Benson is the Adam Levine of 2025

No complains from my side so far.

Wtf two fathers?

Yael is a jew bitch

Los Mirlos

PC Music makes me feel filthier than any other genre. Goregrind, harsh noise, blackened punk music... none of it can match PC Music's degeneracy.

She's so Julia

what are we drinking bros?

i might mute cook for some lisa in a bit 2bh (i dont eem like kpop and she is a lip syncer)

you fucking gooner

I met PC Music and they're just snickering gawky british kids, the literal picture of mediocrity
Where talent goes to die

I will go get a cervesa now

vodka i dumped in a la croix can

Cheers m8. Marker's Mark and Stone Tangerine Express here

Gin and tonic

Was drinking Kava, now Coffee

I always watch the first weekend sober, then get completely shitfaced the second.

Coffee with cream, no sugar because pre-diabetic

on my 4th guinness

Based pits enjoyer

based

si guey
kinda fucked but I respect it
tangerine drink looks good. cheers

Comfy

since no hotties on stage for ag cook, i'm gooning to the audience

only the finest

get his pronouns right bigot
and he's no lip syncer

it’s time

feeling cute and silly on my 5th cosmo ;-)

not even a kpop fan but why was lisa not put onto main stage she clearly was hugely anticipated?

Bring out man

damn love the ceiling. living life
can’t bother to watch both weekends. I feel like all the fun surprises are on the first.
drink some water bro
need to try that

on lisa and all I hear is a bunch of FAGGOTS screaming

What are we watching now?

Who the fuck is Lisa?

/kpg/ here
we don't claim lisa

lisa obvs (marias after)

HORRIBLE mixing

Lisa Mann O'Balls, biggest sensation in kpop. You must have heard about him

*gives you an atomic wedgie*

Crowd management probably. Apparently people will just camp out in the front through multiple sets waiting for certain artist to perform.

Water.
Can't wait for Lent to be over

You must have heard about him

Sounds like a troon, this ain't a troon singer, right?

who let you out

This is satanic satanic ladyboy

I’d still go balls deep like that Frenchman tho

what is even going on?

makes sense now that i looking at the tent i didnt realize how fucking huge it is

she is a real woman faggot you must be gay if you don't like her

Benson Boone is like if Bruce Springsteen was femme instead of butch and ya know what the hell. At least this sounds like music.

asian succubus

Maybe just stop larping

If only you knew how bad it really is

Lmaoo this bitch looking like a modded skyrim model

locking on Martinez Bros for the next hour til SPEED's in Sonora

troons are gay and you must be gay if you like her

Lisa is touching black men

so what i dont like that nigga

giwtwm

Hell yeah

she went kigga

He's butchering it

this homo just did the smoothest flip off a piano whilst wearing a leotard. is he, dare i say, the new king of pop?

OK Fuck me really bad take sorry he even has the Queen guy Brian May.

i would say so

mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

he's no freddie but i appreciate the theatrics

oh my goodness what is this smut?

Kek, he's still alive

dominant asian women don’t exist they’re all genetically submissive

I think I see a bulge in Lisa's suit

Damn Brian May really sucks

Maybe this Boone guy isnt so bad after all.

fucked up most of the solo unfortunately

Gaga is becoming the boomer singer for Zoomers

I fucking cannot even think this way

I do too

Alright Benson, we get it. You can flip good.

truly a night to be remembered lisachads

Isnt that the guy from top gear?

2010 was 15 years ago

IS THAT A BULGE?

is bruno going to be there?

Who woulda thought watching a Korean/Thai girl act like a ghetto black American would be so cringe

If only Maxwell could see this

Boone has some insane bulge going on

indeed the goon fuel we've all been waiting for

Lol

it is a fascinating testament to the fact that koreanoids think the way to dominate the american market is to basically do that.the copypasta be right tho

Why do faggots like Lisa? I'm getting Satanic vibes off from her, I just had to mute it.

Play money bitch

you're supposed to get hypnotized by the music and jack off to the pretty succubus

satanic vibes

Lol

goonbros we're back

This is Benson's fourth flip today. At least learn to dance or some shit.

eyedressheads we are hardlining speed tonight for sure

Holy shit I’m gooning I love you Lisa

okay lisa you got it

I'm not gooning to a fucking cheap knockoff Verosika Mayday

ya'll be spitting some BULLSHIT but I'm straight vibing on this Martinez Bros mix rn. leave the transvestigating behind, drop the kpop bit, embrace the boot n cat

nah we david lee roth now

lisa

pretty succubus

Lisa should have a lesbian 5 way with all those dancers

that's a man

ok i now goon

Lisa mogs every other kpop bug

There's just something weird about sitting in a dark room alone listening to club music, idk

I THINK LISA SUCKS

gotta finish the sesh before the marias set so I can fully LOCK IN

Yes Lisa keep going

LISA speaks perfect english

fucking OUT. Never been more turned off in my life. retarded western gook

simping for Venezuelan women

?????????

thai 'girl'

korean popstar

wearing japanese cartoon outfit

these mfers aren't really helping their case

nah you can still hear the thai in her

Fucking women

Human women, in general

There's something inherently wrong with kpop if it attracts this many retards

white lotus fans

bitch nobody is watching you because of your bit part in white lotus
get a fucking grip

Lisa isn't about just looks but her personality and voice are beyond cute and charismatic

dont really care about the ladyboy in the middle but I need all those backup dancers to crush my head with their thighs

the edibles are kicking in hard rn

I never thought I could detest an entire fanbase so much

I don't understand these concerts, what's the appeal here?

coachella won't even sell, ouch!!!!!

Finally time for the best pop of kpop sets on coachella. The random guitarist who gets a solo during one of the songs.

Lisa is getting BWC from the son of the richest man in Europe after this performance

grow up

Lisa isn't about just looks

clearly

based. asians with ass are unicorns
godspeed anon

looks like a fun place to be if you like to party and socialize. i'm kinda jealous of people that can come out of their shell and have fun like this in a public place.

listening to sounds in a live format

put the mic down, you cant sing

first non lip syncing bit

yikes

asian women that arent built like hitomi tanaka

I really wish I had a job to begin with

They broke up she was thirst posting on ig to get his bwc back

*tips fedora*

C'MON LISA YESSSSSSSS

I don’t get it, is she being melted like a bug under a magnifying glass?

lisa tranoban
dancers carrying hard

i wish i could be a neet

i have a job and it makes me wish something like severance really existed

This little obscure thing called "having fun". You might not have heard of it.

i'm kinda jealous of people that can come out of their shell and have fun like this in a public place.

We are basically doing the same in this thread fren. We are all friends here!

Every time I've seen Miike Snow some hot girl randomly start dancing and singing with me

is it over? marias is finna bouta be on cuh

Buddy do you have a fuckin problem or something?

I have been using Anon Babble since I was 10 years old. I'm 25 now.

was that frank lotion?

You realize this is a self own right? She looks cute as hell.

green eyed French boy

touches a black man

What did she mean by this

thats a nice way to look at it. i'm feeling a little better now

t.

newfag

I've been using Anon Babble since I was 14. I'm 33 now.

I needed that, thanks.

interpolating pop music slop song

it's an epidemic at this point, they don't even try to make it interesting by writing new lyrics they just steal the song note for note line for line and pay off the original artist

LISA SIT ON MY FACE

How is she changing outfits so fast

have they had any good lineups in recent years?

you gay man?

Lisa is a cutie but man this music and performance is so fucking soulless.

Lisa got some cakes

Don't forget, you're here forever.

Even the hottest asian can't get rid of that stepmom vibe, like she's just a replacement for a white girl that someone couldn't get or afford

I'm gay for liking a cute woman? Yeah kill yourself retard.

zesty ahh niggas