/coachella/ continued

/coachella/ continued

Asian women are superior

faggot op didnt even post the lineups
marias
youtube.com/watch?v=WxwawRL_nY8

Lisa > Marina

Someone else can post them it's 8PM now

I don't even know who these singers are but Gaga, am I out of touch

Checking these streams live, I wish it was summer already in my country. Fuck this frozen shit

WRONG

The Marias > *

demonic shit

Settling for third is why you're getting replaced

My senses are tingling...

waifu

you suck OP

COACHELLA WEEKEND 1
FRIDAY, APRIL 11 2025

MAIN STAGE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2FzDMuJ5pI
4:20 PM PT – Thee Sacred Souls
5:40 PM PT – MARINA
7:10 PM PT – Benson Boone
9:00 PM PT – Missy Elliott
11:10 PM PT – Lady Gaga

OUTDOOR THEATRE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxwawRL_nY8
4:05 PM PT – Seun Kuti & Egypt 80
5:25 PM PT – The Go-Go’s
6:45 PM PT – Tyla
8:20 PM PT – The Marías
10:10 PM PT – Parcels

SAHARA: youtube.com/watch?v=afO7r8TQTSw
4:00 PM PT – Chris Lorenzo
5:15 PM PT – Three 6 Mafia
6:10 PM PT – Sara Landry
7:15 PM PT – Austin Millz
7:45 PM PT – LISA
9:10 PM PT – Yeat
10:25 PM PT – GloRilla
11:50 PM PT – Mustard

MOJAVE: youtube.com/watch?v=BajnpDN6vG8
4:00 PM PT – SAINt JHN
4:50 PM PT – Lola Young
5:40 PM PT – Ravyn Lenae
6:05 PM PT – Djo
7:20 PM PT – Eyedress
8:35 PM PT – Miike Snow
10:05 PM PT – The Prodigy
11:20 PM PT – Chris Lake

GOBI: youtube.com/watch?v=Kg-KswkXoBg
4:00 PM PT – Maribou State
4:45 PM PT – 4batz
5:30 PM PT – PARISI
5:55 PM PT – d4vd
7:00 PM PT – A.G. Cook
8:15 PM PT – Artemas
9:30 PM PT – CA7RIEL & Paco Amoroso
10:40 PM PT – Indo Warehouse

SONORA: youtube.com/watch?v=TdHrgLciYWw
4:00 PM PT – TOPS
5:00 PM PT – julie
5:45 PM PT – Glixen
6:10 PM PT – Kneecap
7:05 PM PT – vs self
7:30 PM PT – Los Mirlos
8:40 PM PT – SPEED
10:00 PM PT – HiTech

QUASAR: youtube.com/watch?v=1MOJG5VTh-Y
5:00 PM PT – Coco & Breezy x Kaleena Zanders
7:00 PM PT – The Martinez Brothers x Loco Dice

No, it is the children who are wrong.

white beasts hate Asian Goddesses

problem is the average white woman is still cute

average asian woman looks like a bug

FUCK YOU COACHELLA FOR THIS GARBAGE BITRATE

women? yes they are

classy

that's a man bro

stretch me out

I WANT TO BANG THIS TRANNY

I don't even care anymore if technology is this good I will eat "Lisas" ass.

Why'd you post the ones that already played

lisa and the marias on

maybe i should take up gooning as a lifestyle

nta but so you know which stream to rewind to find what you missed

TWERKIN ON MY ASS TONIGHT

Holy shit Lisa got blacked fredic-kun don’t watch

all I know is the Prodigy, Marina, Missy Elliot, three six mafia, Seun and Gaga

She's so fucking hot bros

I hardly know those singers.

The Marias

Shoulda been Men I Trust

lisa - gooner fuel for slobs
the marias - chill sensual music for classy people

Surprised how many new pop artists have guitar solos in their music. Pretty cool ngl

literally lost

sorry bro

Fuck you op basterd

Ty sar

2 minute song

5 minute costume change

2 minute song

5 minute costume change

2 minute song

5 minute costume change

wtf is this costume lmao
lights on the shoulders?

Goofy ahhh outfit

Fuck guitars. I want the Hurdy Gurdy to make a comeback.

What is the giant light supposed to be?

Sneed coming on in 4 minutes

still listening to lisa

we moved on to the marias already ya losers

The less music, the better

The Marias for the /comfy/

She's only changed outfits twice retard

Is the gook can done? Can we have music back?

I'm only here for sexy girls sorry fag.

The Marias

theres been at least 4 costume changes so far

never on Sahara

look at it this way, at least now you know some artists to NOT listen to

sex with Lisa

lisa

real name lester

yeah aight gay nigga

She has had 3 total outfits

I don't even listen to this music at all, I'm autitsic

check out this "Lisa" the thread is fapping to

it's gay black men dancing on stage and shooting flame throwers

uhm.. Anon Babblechella?!? explain

Lisa has an insane body Holy shit

Tell that beeyatch Marina that to be this popular you gotta wear something sexy and change into things.

>it's gay black men dancing on stage and shooting flame throwers

Based?

Yeat?

terminal yellow fever
fags simping for a board

The Marias singer is sex

bodysuit

hello kitty skirt

butterfly suit

red star outfit

Dude this industry is fucking dead, we've got some weak ass kpop import, some zoomer with a mustache, all just because whites existing offends people oh so much
Looks like they've got what they wanted, a cultural wasteland

TAP IN FOR SPEED @ SONORA PLAY SOME FLUTES OVER THESE FUCKIN BREAKDOWNS

That asian lady had a very sexual aura I cannot deny

The Marias should genuinely be way bigger fuckin Latinx and their stupid ass reggaeton and can't just chill once in awhile.

On god bruh

honestly best performance of the night for me

bug gone

thank god

it's music for socal latinas a la morrissey

Nasty incel fag

missy elliott on main stage is really a new level of ”fuck it, that’ll do”

Better than some yellow bug chick that only AIDS patients care about

SPEAK AMERICAN MARIA I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

the Marias

only one Maria

What's the deal?

seething kpg troon

we are waiting for yeat

I'm here because my little sister wants to watch it on my big TV with my surround sound speakers

Anyone else watching Miike Snow?

Who?

Max comfy, enjoy it

I'm actually not doing that so maybe stop acting like you can decide what "we" are doing

listening to sex music with your little sister

hot

Cult Logic was a massive track that never caught on.

make sum fucking NOISE

Me. Too bad the sound is so bad.

Yeah. Not that impressed but I saw them live ~12 years ago and wasn’t impressed then either.

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

what accent is this for SPEED?

just to let you know I'm so happy. My life is so full and happy

No one asked bitch. Sounds like a cope

Every decent solo artist/band at Coachella

I thought mike snow was some hip hop producer lol

buff

CRUSHED

how to achieve this build

Lol max muscle Asian is basically average white guy who does yard work.

someone's gonna break their neck nobody is gonna catch those stage dives

Missy going on

Coachella please be your retarded self you are known for I need this :( Don't actually love Missy Elliott :(

Missy Elliot starting

#MYCRUSHER

really didn't think marias were right for an outdoor stage. gobi suits them so well. this hasn't been embarrassing however

goofy ahh skit

WE DO NOT CARE. SPEED SPEED SPEED

Gotcha so they give her 10 minutes until a real rapper (Yeat) goes on stage

is marias over?

I'm on the stage right now I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

Well apparently Missy has 400 million dollars so this might be a wash kids. Oh well, I'll just enjoy this.

TRANSFORMERS

fucking love speed, they played at the pub down the road from me this year and it went OFF. which stream is it on?

nope :)

i thought missy lost a lot of weight? shes still fat

Lol

Sheeeeit Missy poppin off frfr

IF YOU DONT WANNA PARTY THEN YOU SHOULD GO HOME!

on Sonora

but im already home... :(

Sonora, cool tent

the moment all the male fans suicided

lol, lmao

when she wore that i thogut she was going to play sock it to me. was let down 2bh

bicycle helmets? really?

She's got a stocky bodytype

marias market corrected lana del rey for mexican qt sadgirl music

Damn everyone is like a librarian there you might have this anon this is embarrassing.

mazzy star for zoomers

stink lineup this year. nobody good. not even any interesting sounding options to try out

safety is important

Missy Elliot is cool for like 10 minutes

TAP THE FUCK IN FOR YEAT. WE ARE LIP SYNCING AND WE DO NOT FUCKING CARE. TURN THAT FUCKING AUTOTUNE UP

Zoomers don't remember this song, missy

Sock
It
2
Me

Let's go

missy elliot here to perform her hits uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

damn I think missy is lip syncing

hardcore at coachella is always something to witness, suprised there's any crossover I guess that just shows how big hardcore has become

nigga brought the big ass bell

Nah I think she's just on point

This chink manlet is cringe as fuck

big time

don't talk about Lisa that way anon, he's a goddess

I will tell you from personal experience the Knocked Loose set 2 years ago was fucking insane. Turnstile in 2022 or so was aight, crowd mostly didn't know who they were but the 10 of us that did went fucking nuts. People forget they're only like 1.5 hours from LA, which has a huge punk scene still

Missy's black-up dancers are doin sum'n to me

That Liberty Bell swag!!!

I'm talking about Speed. I fucking hate Kiwi chiggers

has oldmate from speed done a flute solo yet? apparently thats what he did as a job before speed, a flute tutor or some shit

really?
she's 53 dancing and hasn't sounded out of breath even slightly

yeatchella

from western sydney

no

I was kidding lol

This band named TOPS has a flute solo in it if you haven't seen it.

These kiddos don't care for Missy and the rain

I forgot how catchy Missy Misdemeanor Elliot's tunes were

I feel like Australians are the only Actual Men left on the planet.

Ah do be dancing for da massah

wym? Yeat's going crazy rn

all the zoomers in the audience

Uhh are the umbrella hats racist...? *checks phone*

crowd is frozen at missy bros. i don't think most of them were born when these songs came out

cringe crowd

oh shit it's patrice oneal

miike snow bros, how we holding up?

I remember a time when there was a 42% chance The Rain would be on MTV at any moment.

gaga hasnt played yet but im going to go ahead and say the Marias won today

lmao

OK what the heck man I'll find that out.

peaked at silvia

yeat going stupid

maria is over who we watching now?

Kneecap

take a 90 minute nap and put gaga on

TONKA

Should I watch Parcels if I'm going to see them on Wednesday?

Now I remembered why I hate mainstream rap songs

"I have a car and some money"

During a fucking recession

missy of course

missy for the entertaining costumes til the prodigy for me

carino :)

No, watch Missy Misdemeanor Elliot

waiting for my fav faggots parcels

*skirt*

Do Zombie Prodigy still have it or will it just make me kinda sad

Sorry to fill Coachella this year we had to give the Conservative Public Action Committee free tickets.

missy was ahead of its time. some of these still sound modern if im being honest with you

fuck bros the spicy food I ate earlier is coming out

weak ass moshpit

imagine being a lonely oldfag that hasn't felt the loving embrace of a woman in years watching missy elliot instead of yeat rn LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ya'll stay blessed though, couldnt be me

good set, pretty funny juxtaposition with their crowd vs missy lmao everyone seemed hype for miike snow

missy is 100% lip syncing everything but i'm surprised she hasn't had a heart attack yet so we forgive

missy is really only enjoyable in small doses

I can hardly get a job

fr yn ts pmo lk srsly sybau unc

probably the latter, but pray for a hologram

I saw a video of them performing at Reading last year, and they don't seem much different.

imagine being a lonely oldfag that hasn't felt the loving embrace of a woman

I feel attacked :(

31 year old neet and two years since I touched a woman

Shud up

Hot Boys is still a banger

sorry, i was born before the year 2000

never heard of yeet before though, what is it about?

sorry but it's impossible to get lit with lip syncing

turn that fucking missy elliot off bitch ass motherfucka and put some yeat on

its mostly computer music so its gonna sound exactly how they want it to be

ai generated video that's not real

Hot af over there and she's wearing enormous puffy jackets too

Its pretty unfair in hindsight that they put a young rapper against Missy because the real rap fans who are there to be hardcore got siphoned off.

GET YOU FREAK ON

so this is where Girl Talk got half his samples from

some drunk commie has taken over the yeat stage

where's that lil white girl who was always with missy

hahaha i totally forgot about girl talk

You look like a good couple with similar interests and you mug for her instagrams and shiz good for you very happy for you anon!

go get a colonoscopy you geriatric fuck holy shit, turn that garbage off and get your ass over to yeat

yeat is literally not music

MONEY FOR FUN :D

yeat is for fake yns

drake cameo incoming

I SIGNED FOR A COUPLE MIL, YOU ONLY TOUCH A COUPLE THOU

And there it is

I battled that dude in a wrestling ring on the top floor of a strip club. True story

literal circus music

Anon Babble bros, our response??

people in youtube chat saying nicki minaj is better than Missy Elliott........................

This aesthetic atm makes me a little sick.

who got a boner first?

This triggers me

This circus thing and the aliens story really seems like it might be cool in 1996, not even sure.

We were both way too drunk to get erections, I assure you.

Yuma are the only remaining streams I wanted to watch but it's not being streamed this weekend

missy got hits on hits, this one was late and is great

Nicki Minaj

Monster verse

Missy Elliott

Not on MBDTF

i mean, lowkey checks out also why is your old ass still watching missy instead of yeat?

Cardi B stole that flow I think, when she goes I let him do what he want he buy me yevs st laurant.

CA7RIEL & Paco Amoroso lesgoo

BREATHE

Wu-Tang needs to be at the next Coachella

I heard a rumour parcels will be ending their set with an anal train

what's the vibes over there? puerto rican shit?

One thing I remember from Coachella is how annoying Australians were

hey wait... i knew we were missing something. WHERE IS YUMA?

i'm not sure the audience is into it. they seem sort of lifeless.

burger King crown wearing guy

Um, bros?

these guys look incredibly australian

Argentinan jazz fusion typye beat

For the past couple years, Sonara tent is live-streamed weekend 1 only and Yuma is live-streamed weekend 2 only.

The Main Stage chat is full of third worlders wanting Lady Gaga.

YiKES

rumour? it's a contractual obligation

because i do not care about yeat at all.

Why do most Argentinians look like they have a iron deficiency?

cats are low in iron

mfw zoomerslop

Actual corn on the stage

wtf

very illuminati set by missy

missy elliot is one of the few boomer artists in rap

is this ventriloquism

It's somethin

that is Illuminati

where are the links?

i get Yeats confused with Keats and now this is another one ffs

Yeat has better music and Missy Elliot is trying too hard

GAGA Hour

missy elliot achieved levels of mid previously unknown by science

I'm going to watch Vintage Culture.

Kid sounds like Peso Pluma

raw raw oh la la ~

GAGA at 2AM

Jesus fucking CHRIST

there is a band called picrel

picrel

11pm m8

cannot wait to smack my bitch up bros

I'm so hyped!!

EST

i find yeats more interesting. he's got a eerie mysticism in his works that i enjoy.

i think they disavowed that song long ago

I just realized theres no Yuma stream

some band called Mustard

Did anyone notice the hypeman from Missy's set call out NYC? lol

....maybe hitech is where we're meant to be. heat heat heat

oh no i missed out on a bunch of literally whos!

youtube.com/watch?v=DSYQvPZbMws

mustard

must tard

are all the stages empty at the moment?

I would have at least had chris stussy on now, that's why I just noticed

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

duh prodigy starting

i've never heard of chris stussy. am i a boomer now?

Prodigy bros!!!
Holy shit I'm getting goosebumps!

Isn't the guy dead?

came back to life just for this

the feeling is there

wow what a champ!

they seriously aren't allowed to say addict insane

They have only one vocalist now

sort of

smack my bitch up bros, I'm not feeling so good...

Was Prodigy always black?

Prodigy had multiple vocalists, so with Keith gone the other ones pick up his parts
It's different but they hold up pretty well

sssssssssssssshiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

This is the first time I've ever seen them. Listened to their music a lot almost 20 years but never knew how they looked like till now

no way they'd ever play that again

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

new

miike snow yesss