The Long Way edition
FAQ: pastebin.com
/metal/
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
Striborg was first.
when?
Thinking about smashing Timberly tbqh.
Are you a lumberjack?
so, what instruments do you play dawgs?
BLASTING?
Do math
The 310th post in the thread was 2 minutes after this new thread was posted. OP just thinks he's sneaky by making a new thread and then waiting for the old one to reach limit before linking it.
how autistic are you to care about this kind of thing
The lyrics for my demo are all about how great Kultur is
The integrity of /metal/ and our threads is no small matter.
If I was a mod I would check the timestamps on all new threads just to spite earlyposters
OP linked the previous thread, had the FAQ posted, and had a relevant on-topic image
You should be happy about that
Very.
I do not appreciate the photo of Abbath he used. Something like pic rel would have been cooler.
I've tried to make some recently but was slow on the draw each time
You'll always lose a duel to a cheater.
When schizos like Matthew don't play by the rules it leaves you no choice
NSBM
cover art by gay painter
Why is he dressed like that? What's with the ring? Is he married? What a fucking poser holy fuck.
Lmao you guys love this lyrics
He is a big fan of gene Simmons
I see his training for the time he meets him
Is he married?
To Demonaz's sister! Or used to be anyway.
For 10+ years Orgasmatron was my favourite Motorhead album but the past ~3 years Another perfect day took over. Not a fan of too much soloing but this nigga did a great job playing lead guitar for them. I'd say he should've stayed for at least one more album but then we wouldn't get Orgasmatron. Plus he was a cunt who refused to play songs he wasn't involved in so whatever, fuck him.
I like the song Overkill.
DON'T SWEAT IT
GET IT BACK TO YOU
Which metal bands do they listen to?
:(
Here's a 144 album topster showcasing basically every 90s groove metal album of note and then some more. Featuring
all the classics
all the hidden gems
all the thrash bands that switched to groove
Like good metal? Like industrial? Or shitty bitch metal, like black/death/hardcore?
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RIP Trevor
All the the original Ramones are dead too, and yet none of the og Sabbath members
I wish I could open catbox man
First thing I saw was the Grave Hating life/Soulless. Why? Hating life sucks fucking ass. Soulless is pretty good but both of these are more in the death n roll meme category...or is death and roll just groove metal with solos? Holy shit!
Yeah nobody gives a shit about industrial metal anymore
I'm old. Need blood transfusion, enema, and new kidneys. Which band should I listen to?
HEIL
Pozzy doesn't count because I don't like his voice. Dio is dead and when he joined is when they actually started to play full on (doom) metal.
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(gotta love how the drummer was showed under the pipes, lol)
the natural state of a black metal fan, taking a elongated tube of meat down their throat
Eyehategod
cucks payed for a liver or whatever transplant for the drug addict singer
I like their music but fuck that, stay true and just fucking die in agony if you built your entire life around being a fucking degenerate
Black metal and Costco hotdogs are a perfect combo.
I saw them perform Take As Needed... in its entirety this past year. It was mighty neat but yeah the dude is fried
The Joker soundtracks, but only the metal songs.
Especially the metal songs.
Not liking original Sabbath seems contrarian to me, but ig their music isn't going translate to metalheads forever. The drummer at this time was Marky, the best drummer they had and still wears his Ramones wig today lol love that nugget
It's more alive than any other metal subgenre other than numetal.
her nudes are underwhelming.
yes i said her.
so is black metal and sucking schlong
Cool
I mean I'm not trying to see her nude. But I think she looks aesthetic as f in that picture
on what planet
Planet Retard
What is your favorite Carcass worship album?
Exhumed brahbrah
Left Hand Pathology. Flawless record.
is there any good metal about hating women?
try these
It is what it is. Never liked Ozzy Sabbath, first album (which is half covers basically) and Paranoid are alright but the rest is just awful. Like Vol. 4. I Just don't get it. It's fucking shit, I hate that album. Then again I can't stand Iron maiden either so that's that (can't stand their guitar style, but Omen's battle cry is fucking great, it's Maiden if they were good). Can't stand Carcass either or their clones except Aborted, they are whatever. And Morbid angel. Outside Covenant that band sucks ass.
These 4 are my biggest pet peeves if I can call them that. Now you all can call me a poser.
Matthew isn't schizophrenic though, he's bipolar. Explains his great taste in metal though.
Probably something by Cannibal Corpse, if deranged murder, rape, cannibalism, and corpse desecration count as hatred in your book
Serious question: Where else on the internet is there for semi-quality music discussion?? This website sucks now, and I want to stop using it
no way.
RYM
seems ok for music discovery, not sure about the forums
X/Twitter
seems ok, though I don't like how the user interface works (scrolling through the feed gets pretty boring and monotonous)
YouTube
good
I was shocked to see Vomitory on their 2023 album have a song titled
Raped, Strangled, Sodomized, Dead
stuff like that seems rare outside of the ultra brutal scene now
You do one on one discussion with people through dm’s. Websites/forums are a lost cause for discussion
If you can manage snagging an invite to the /metal/ IRC (can't explain how on this site for obvious reasons) you'll be pretty set. Good luck!
There's a legendary secret /metal/ forum that you will figure out how to access by lurking here for two more weeks, where the highest and most elite level of metal discussion takes place
make a last fm account and ask this guy
last.fm/user/Only_Perception
m-muh black metal with literally who's and shows of 5 sweaty faggots are ahcktually popular
Anyone else like Final War?
I've been aware of this general for 5 years but only started posting here last year. I'll scavenge the archives to see if I can find what you're talking about. but you're probably just gyping me lol
/metal/ doesnt like ozzy, sabbath, or maiden
faggot general detected
I love all three of those though
no way man, i'm straight
he hasn't figured out how to access the bog yet
KWAB
We only like hardcore-influenced riffs and blast beats around here
/metal/ doesnt like ozzy, sabbath, or maiden
ULTRABASED
now they only need to completely disregard OSDM, tremoIotrite, post afrikaner repetitions and popcIetvs. only then it'll be a good general.
Nah idc what other ppl like that much, I love classic metal like sabbath, priest, maiden. You do you my dude. There's something for everyone in metal
Or metalica.
Because they all fucking suck
Lotta posers here dude
if you don't like maiden you aren't white, sorry
Correct, we're more of a Poppy, Babymetal, the Warning (the list goes on...) type of general
The cover looks like Eddie got FUCKED by his stylist. Look how they did my boy
Any Lacuna Coil fans?
has the most fans in Brazil
Eddie has had worse days
that's a side effect
Need Brazilian metalhead gf lamf
I'm basically a Spaniard
lmfao special EDddie
rips out stylist's brain
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bulldozing stoner doom
This is a Priest and Motorhead general.
Plumber of the Beast- Polish maiden cover band
Fookin based lad
You might be a financial wizard
With a sack of loot
But all I see is a slimy lizard
With an expensive suit
Go on and run your corporation
Go on and kiss some ass
You can buy up half of the nation
But you can't buy class
You bastards think it's funny
Lyin' and thieving all your life
Think all there is, is money
Got your future wrapped-up tight
But just 'cos you got the power
That don't mean you got the right
Correct
I only listen to 12 hour white noise videos on youtube
The correct choice is Sabbath and Motorhead
Lol
What metal bands should I listen to when I take Kratom for the first time in a while?
YOB
Oranssi Pazuzu
Yob on my knob lol
wow THAT afraid of acknowledging that metal drumming exists
damn. destroyed him. i bet he feels so embarrassed.
LOL
acknowledge that metal bumming exists first, poofta
not as good as I remember.
wow grind gets played in arenas
Drumming is a kind of metal
I invented arenas, true story
*cucks u*
what now drumfags
yes actually this is literally TOTALLY CORRECT ACTUALLY AND LITERALLY actually there is a metal genre calljd Drumming in every kind of metal scene this is what the joke was and actually everytime i play hard alga on a drum kit it gets more obvious that electronic is a kind of metal
Ah yes, the greatest heavy metal song ever written.
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************************does not think in colors does not understand machine timing is completed with hands will get hydraulic crushed by hreev
first 5 songs are 12/10
last 3 are 6/10
balances out to a 10/10
based pick
Abbath's cover is shit lmao
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The "Ukraina" track is really good
Varg?
this true lard man you have always existed thanks i proud of you you will always exist larvees have always played metal THANKYOU you are the red larvee elmo austin schumacher chief of the rehjkwe tribe who plays metal yes it just means that the ankewyu tribe will always play metal forever and ever
very fucking based. wouldn't say the best ever, but it's definitely priest's best song.
Correct.
Fascinating, since I'm almost of the exact opposite opinion. Love the folk track and White Tower is my favorite on the album. However, the three songs after the s/t track I find underwhelming with repeated listens.
What's the next metal music album to look forward to? This year is looking bleak
pic related
dumbass
ya seethe?
those vocals
lol
lmao
plus the whole song loses it's kick the way they play it, fuck is this
i just got the joke
i am big silly
LMAO idk if you meant that on purpose but i laffed
this mogs every single pozzy sabbath song
that line-up was basically Chad Sabbath
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Crack Sabbath era is such a bore, when Tony was doing mounds of coke and sounding like generic 80s fuck rock.
those track lengths
not listening!
Based same
when Tony was doing mounds of coke and...blah blah blah
based
isn't he a women beater too?
ULTRA BASED
The Shit ov God
I created the "Not Listening" meme
He beat the total shit out of Lita Ford
police reports mentioned that Tony was naked, in a rage, power all over his nostrils, and shouting "CLOSE MY EYES FOREVER IS THE WORST FUCKING SONG EVER" as he backhanded her some more
ya you know how those Italians get when the meatball parm isn't hot, bing! pang! bam! wam!
WHITE MAGIC
BLACK MAGIC
WHICH AM I TO CHOOSE
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Tony could still taste Ozzy's dick on her breath, and recognized the smell from touring together in the 70s, that done him
You are retarded as fuck this is the greatest album of all time
M8 did you even listen to the new Cradle?
Otherlike Darknesses
ESL
god i wish i could smell that room
featuring tony iommi
what the fuck was his problem?
NBM n' Roll
meanwhile David DiSanto gets cancelled for hitting his gf with a pillow
he was the only one left
not even Geezer played on it
can practice with literally every single instrument and make barely any noise
want to practice vocals? well, you are fucked
that's woke nonsense, getting cancelled over a pillow fight or throwing popcorn during a Minecraft moobie
is slsk the best way to get metal?
go innawoods
Yes but make sure to support artists you like by purchasing music and merch
get shit to download
get put on a waiting list
wait for a whole fucking week
cunt still hasn't logged back on
2 weeks
logs back on
denied because files not shared anymore
How do people come up with riffs? I refuse to believe they just fuck around on the guitar. Also, how the fuck do I translate a melody that I came up with in my head? Do I just start trying different chords with different pitches or what? This is fucked.
Is Metal Archives down?
I had to search in the archives to see if this was some kind of pasta because I've rarely read something so retarded.
I refuse to believe they just fuck around on the guitar
that's exactly what they did
do you think Metallica sat down writing this shit down like fucking nerds?
No, they got piss drunk while blasting Diamond Head, Mercyful Fate, and Venom, then wrote Kill 'Em All
get piss drunk
come up with killer riffs
rinse and repeat
Clawing hands upon me
E Y E S THAT ONLY S T A R E
I only come up with powerful NSBM lyrics when drinking.
I'm seething because I can't even play the starting riff of Breaking the law properly but I want to make 80 IQ metal.
all songs are less than a minute
this but the opposite
I saw a video today of a cesarean section and it fucked me up. It was fucking disgusting and absolutely satanic. Child birth is inherently satanic. We must end females.
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hahahahaha faggot listen to my nineteen minute forty three track album hahahahaha
wtf is wrong with grindcels
ULTRA
silvery-white hair on my chin and sideburns
it's fucking over
I can't get into grindcore itself but I can appreciate some of the elements from it that ended up in Death Metal
Blast Beats
Deep Growls
More Extreme Downtuning
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Is Clairo metal or no?
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Quite delightfully disso
VISCERAL
PITCH-BLACK
DISSONANT
BLACK METAL
Correct.
New Grand Belial's Key
there's something wrong with her face, i can't quite figure what it is
I think she looks pretty and nice if not abit shy
...
Never have and will never listen to Iron Maiden
I love this album
I used to hate them and now they're my favorite band
i think this album has the largest disparity between music quality and album art quality in metal history
I would hope you mean the music is great but the cover sucks, but knowing this is /metal/ you probably mean the opposite ;(
I skimmed through the tracks and this shit is fucking garbage goddamn absolute diapershit
No More Lies is one of their best.
metal af
slay
sludge
non metal tranny shit
I'd fuck a trans woman but nah sludge metal is way better than iron maiden goddamn that shit is trash dawg
i need cheesy power metal
And lo, Zargothrax was finally defeated
But in the epic final struggle with the dark sorcerer
The valiant hero Angus McFife realised he had been impaled by the Knife of Evil
As he watched the lifeless corpse of Zargothrax dissolve into liquid dust
Angus knew that soon he himself would be corrupted by the dark power of that cursed blade
And so he resolved that he must make the final sacrifice for the glory of Dundee
He would end his own life by descending into the raging volcanic fires of Schiehallion
these are the people shitting on maiden
every time kek
Go to bed Cooper, mom says you have to sleep early to get ready for your Fortnite tournament tomorrow.
I just won't listen to your cheesy corny outdated heavy metal, I simply won't. Shall listen to literally any other band when I want to listen to metal. Any band that isn't Iron Maiden, I recommend others do the same. Terrible band
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pecking him on the cheek while he plays- metal or no?