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WEEKEND 1
SUNDAY, APRIL 13 2025

MAIN STAGE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2FzDMuJ5pI [Open]
4:05 PM PT – Shaboozey
5:25 PM PT – beabadoobee
7:00 PM PT – Junior H
8:35 PM PT – Megan Thee Stallion
10:25 PM PT – Post Malone

OUTDOOR THEATRE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxwawRL_nY8 [Open]
4:00 PM PT – MEUTE
5:00 PM PT – Keshi
6:15 PM PT – Still Woozy
7:45 PM PT – JENNIE
9:10 PM PT – Zedd
10:55 PM PT – Polo & Pan

SAHARA: www.youtube.com/watch?v=afO7r8TQTSw&pp=0gcJCX4JAYcqIYzv [Open]
4:00 PM PT – Interplanetary Criminal
5:00 PM PT – Ben Bohmer
5:50 PM PT – Tom Breu
6:00 PM PT – Sam Virji
7:00 PM PT – Boris Brejcha
8:10 PM PT – Chase & Status
9:35 PM PT – Ty Dolla $ign
10:55 PM PT – XG

MOJAVE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BajnpDN6vG8 [Open]
4:10 PM PT – Muni Long
5:25 PM PT – Jessie Murph
6:15 PM PT – Fcukers
6:40 PM PT – Rema
8:00 PM PT – Basement Jaxx
9:25 PM PT – Kraftwerk

GOBI: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg-KswkXoBg [Open]
4:00 PM PT – The Beaches
5:00 PM PT – Amaarae
5:50 PM PT – Hope Tala
6:20 PM PT – Mohamed Ramadan
7:25 PM PT – BigXthaPlug
8:35 PM PT – Arca
9:55 PM PT – Amyl and the Sniffers

SONORA: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdHrgLciYWw [Open]
4:10 PM PT – Wisp
4:55 PM PT – Kumo 99
5:20 PM PT – SOFT PLAY
6:05 PM PT – Bob Vylan
6:30 PM PT – Circle Jerks
7:40 PM PT – Ginger Root
9:05 PM PT – Snow Strippers

QUASAR: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKWRY1btTOs [Open]
5:00 PM PT – Odd Mob
7:00 PM PT – Tiesto

Babe-adoobee

Don't you ever fear, I'm always near
I know that you need help
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
You need a guardian

Blonde redhead won.

shouldve posted your disgusting feet in the picture 2bh

I actually think this Asian chick is kinda MID

holy shit that hip control

they won my heart indeed

Slightly thick Asian girls are magical creatures

No wonder she looks familiar. I've seen her on my feed a bunch of times just never listened to her music

Hope Tala > beabawhatevertheffuck
(gobi)

asian women

i sleep

white women

real shit

i recognize this boobiebaboo song from the "college radio" station on siriusxm. yes i listen to satellite radio in the car now. that's how old i am

holy shit her velvety voice

Addichella soon.

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lmao OP cleaned up his TV stand for the thread pic very nice OP like yoru setup, wtf is that thing on the left?

Relistened to Horse girl set, she played some seriously fantastic stuff I can't wait for her at EDC.

Sammy Virji playing some fun tunes atm who else is here?

slam dunk addison rae into the concrete
roundhouse kick addison rae

definitely

beebaboobey is so lame

cute but she makes me fall asleep

kick mixer on main stage all weekend

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what'd you do that for>>?

its only because yo're feeling alone
at worst
then i smile

Kraftwerk is past midnight for me

Guess I'll just watch it tomorrow

it feels like scoobydoobyboobee has been playing for two hours

Lol

shes alright
i love filipinas

This nigga got ogre feet wtf

bebabobey doesn't even seem to like music
like she's being forced to do this

how are you in every event thread on every board

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

jesus christ that toe my dude

....

Beabadogross

This is Beabababooey's last song

serious question: what happened

Imagine the smell

You need to be locked up.

IN A CAGE.

I've been here all weekend posting my thoughts. I'm a white guy and my wife is Korean andi think this chick is hot because she looks a lot like my wife.

Bea is so cute but zero (0) aura.

missed opportunity to put still woozy with shaboozey and beabadoobee

shit there's like nobody I'm even remotely interested in on right now

Still Woozy -> Boris Brejcha -> Megan Thee Stallion -> Kraftwerk -> Polo & Pan

This is the play

this is the image for the next thread

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3:18 here
i'll see strippers, jaxx and kraftwerk tomorrow.
Good night everyone.

Laaah laaaaaah lemme lick those moldy toes

mohamed ramadan

Thats like being named jesus christmas

8:00 PM PT – Basement Jaxx

9:25 PM PT – Kraftwerk

We turned the clock back 30 years

Most of the young female pop singers have bratty little cunt aura

bonne nuit surrendermonkey

FREE FREE PALESTINE

Yeah I thought it's like something you'd hear on South Park or Family Guy

What kind of fucked up time zone are you in where it's 3:18

jesus kino, thats my name

Most of Europe

I meant your tv stand I don't care about the woman on screen. I'm also a white dude watching with my Taiwanese wife, what a Anon Babble moment.

why is uk garage so dancy

it sounds so harmless, anything will sound like that after soft play, they destroyed the place

Confirmation they will be streaming the Yuma tent next weekend like they have the last couple years

my Taiwanese wife,

post xer cunt, for the boys

SAARS TUNE TO GOBI NOW SAARS

fugg sammy or fcukers?

Straight Outta Mumbai

who should I be watching right now

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It's so cool how we all have asian wives

fcukers chill
sammy high energy

Correction: Straight Outta Cairo

my name's bobby

his name's bobby

we're two bobs inna pod and a zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom

I feel like I will get on a terrorist watch list if I keep the Gobi stream up too long?

watching fcukers as it's the closest thing I'll ever get to a crystal castles reunion

sammy it is

Takes a lot of balls to a foreign band touring the US with a palestine flag in 2025.

CC was pretty much a punk act live
lasted 45 mins and alice was shitfaced

Snow Strippers are the new CC

what? have you not seen a bunch of foreigners currently in the us waving that flag in protests?

I haven't seen Circle Jerks live since I was in high school.

Well I'll check their set too
I hope you're right

UFO pants are making a comeback

everyone says the schedule is shit

there are 3 things i want to watch right now

why is it always like this

its the nigga from channel x on gta v

Go to any city in a blue state and you'll see more than a few of them

Those people are getting run up on in the street, detained, sent out of state, visas cancelled and deported

I could ask the same thing to you fren

Saars popping off

circle jerks on sonora for local old punk?
vibes on mojave and sonora
classic mid indie chill on outdoor
i'm goin with the jerks rn

that mohamed faggot lip synching or what, lame

punk is so gay

fcukers is lit

waiting for sammy to play never let you go

you niggas watching the terrorist ?

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AHAMDULLAH

unironincally a lot of good stuff right now

Jewmerica at its finest

how long until kraftwerk?

Bro this is just Arabic Afrobeat

And that's a good thing

Bout 3 hours

I don't see her listed

circle jerk singer's hair might be older than someone in this thread

far too long for anyone other than west cunts. i may try to make it through jaxx though. only an hour till then basically... gonna be hard.

I just want to see Megan shake her ass and then I'm going to bed

Wait this muzzie ain't singing

Egyptians look like that?

who wore their crocs to the punk rock show today

Virji firing up the crowd, love to see it

She’s performing with Arca at 7:30

They were known as Slaves until 2022, when they changed their name due to their original name's unwanted connotations

lmao

Wokeness is a mental illness

Guess I'll watch Still Woozy

egyptian slaves perhaps

Mohammad Ramadan is the right kind of racist.

circle jerks with the social security blues

nah this is the only place to be right now

social security punk at its finest

Mohamed Hanukkah is singing about the mafia

imagine being down this bad

anything good on? where are the new edm producers like overmono,mall grab, kettama

Where is Bern Dawg?

Kraftwerk

always a good time, can't go wrong.

Zedd

Tiesto

Basement Jaxx

seen their live sets before countless times. ok filler.

Megan Thee Stallion

Post Malone

Ty Dolla $ign

Chase & Status

i recognize these names but i have no idea what they sound like

Everything else

i've literally never heard of a single one of these artists. is it all tiktok music?

ButtXthaPlug

wtf

Is punk making a comeback or something? I guess it would make sense.

They're playing the one song I know so it's not bad

Gobi is kino

i don't blame you, it's a vibe and outdoor this time of day is intoxicating to look at

Chase & Status is fun D&B

the punk sets are something else tonight. this drummer is fucking good.

are you a hipster?

chase and status proper drum&bass

i've literally never heard of a single one of these artists. is it all tiktok music?

click around on all the embeds right now. stick with whatever sounds alright. not knowing shit does not mean you wont find something enjoyable

ok definitely tuning into that. from the name i am guessing theyre like the jump up style like Aphrodite from rollcage 2 on PS1

prison affair belonged today in sonora, wtf

Nah I'm just a chill guy

i liked them, gave me some PUP vibes (but not as good)

Megan Thee Stallion has probably the best female body in music if not entertainment industry.

I am catching up to Fcukers and they are a bop so far.

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i need jennie

dj jeet fire?

DO NOT THINK OF ME AS BEING A FUCKFACE

I WILL NOT ACCEPT IT

Army of luigis

kek based

He was also a drummer for Queens of the Stone Age and Danzig

Radiohead

WHAT WOULD BE RAD IS IF WE COULD HAVE AN ARMY OF LUIGIS

circle jerks, bros

sammy playing radiohead as the ending song just like mau p yday

at least its a bit different

i hope fcukers get big. i like them

Damn I actually know a lot of Still Woozy songs thanks Spotify

Yes? I have no problem with it.

God so many hot chicks @ Sammy virji

ARMY OF LUIGIS TO KILL MY POLITICAL ENEMIES!!!

WITH BULLETS

based, who are your political enemies bros? everyone shout one out!!

I know who mine are and I dont think this faggot agrees

but I encourage the same thing this guy does toward the correct targets and until he's accosted by the FBI for encouraging 1000000 people to committ murder I don't think I have anything to worry about

Grandpa punk is highly anti chud anti establishment

i said this last thread but ill say it again, im glad how Fcukers have popped off. They were nobodies and now theyre playing here? Awesome!
They did them dirty with the poor music production though.

FUEGOOOOOOOOO

yeah thats where i'd be to search for a future gf

Lol just had to fish a racoon out of my fuckin pond. Poor little guy.

great set
hope he puts that shit up on soundcloud

Stfu Trumpcuck

This Circle Jerks guy needs to be the governor of California desu.

being this based should be mandatory

that dj had a very positive vibe, unlike the smug drooling nepos from yesterday

WHERE ARE THE MEDICS HOLY SHIT????!!!?!!? OH HE IS OKAY

MEDIC!!! LUIGI KILLED A GRANDMA FOR MOSHING TO A RETARDED SONG! HELP!!!!! HEALTHCARE! NO!!!!!

WHAT GUY?

circle jerks are more effective speakers than fuckin bernie

WE R POWITICWAY CONSHUS!!!

t D list punk band playing at an EDM festival

they didn't get a live stream, just a little pre recorded segment

rightoids try not to seethe for one set challenge...

Circle Jerks >>>>> your favorite singer

they did them dirty

Circle Jerks dropping truth bombs

IS BERNIE SANDERS STILL HERE? WE NEED HIM ON STAGE!

the golden age of punk took place during the reagan years for a reason champ

I feel like Coachella is a bad festival for a group like Circle Jerks. Those kids have no idea what's going on.

The little fucker just jumped back in lol

oh yeah i remember them now, just haven't heard of them since the 2010s. that's a good set too.

Luigis of the world, please kill these fucking faggots

(satire post)

:-(

I SHOT REAGAN
AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

bbq it

Are they just allowing random people hop on the stage?
Kino alert!

Scream out the suicide prevention hotline to it, if you don't know it, check Anon Babble they have it there. Bitcoin dropped 2%.

nah i think it's alright, the booker for this stage is from socal and pretty keyed in.

ITS A HOLIDAY IN BOOMERIA
BE SURE TO PACK A NIGGER

ya one of my friends is posting pictures of himself on stage right now and i know he doesn't have any connections

70 year boomer punk whining his mom's politics

THEY DIDNT EVEN PLAY HOMIE DONT SHAKE BRO WTF!?

holy crangefest

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it's all fun and games til someone says nigger
muh punk
i hope the voote made your tiny little fee nigs pop off LMFAO

Kek security took that guy away

HOLY SHIT GABE NEWELL ON SONORA

I'm shakin, homie!!!!

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Everything is in foreign where are the American acts

man i hate white guy dreads
not cuz muh appropriation or whatever
they just look really really fucking bad.

wow he can do everything

Remain got some baddies

on sonora

Thank god for Circle Jerks protecting black people from racism

majority of gen x punk is so embarrassing

your best selling reggae single of all time coming through

lmfao

It must be cool to go to an event like this with an adult human woman

My Korean wife is built like her, 2 kids now, no regerts. The memes about hapa kids are true tho, sons are autism incels, daughters are giga stacy assholes. I wish I just took two sons, would have been easier. Raising somebody that is driven to be the best at everything is not easy in the slightest.

adult

too old.

Zoomers will say shit like this then listen to 2holis

dj guy with cirque du soleil makeup

yeah fuck off jackass

Dreads look bad in general

I WAAAANNNNNAAAAA
SUBURBAN HOME
SUBURBAN HOME!

no phones out

big circle

is punk, dare i say, having a moment

ya know he got your autism from you cause it’s always autists that go for Asian women

9:05 PM PT – Snow Strippers
WAIT WHAT!?

Put your body on my jeans

I wish I just took two sons

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that drummer still kicks ass

Who's excited for BigXThugXButtPlug?

yea, circle jerks still fuckin got it somehow

isn't that racist?

Just how big is he and his plug?

tiesto is up niggas

Kraftwerk should of been on the SONORA stage

who the fuck is "jennie"

¿Quién es ese maricón in el Escenario Principal?

*blocks your path*

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Tiësto just started on Quasar

Rema fire

some kpop dogshit

shieet tiesto

No lo se compa

now this some fine sounding electronic

zamn this vertical video is kind of lit i can pop it out and still do stuff without it blocking half my screen

Addichella in 1 HOUR!

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jennie from the block

Holy sexo

ah, tiesto, finally some electronic music i can enjoy

Liking this trance tune

tiesto and chorli bby

the electronic stream is dudes grinding on each other with a girl for every 20 guys in the crowd

kpopfag here, lazy ass performer, sub-par songs, nothing to care about

mexican music sounds like Polka for special needs kids

love some good trance

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more love moderat is playing on tiesto stream i love this song

thank you Tiësto

Extremely correct, but I'm not diagnosed so you actually lose. I grew up without my dad and was left to learn life myself. I've taught him that having fun is the most important thing in life but I also wanted him to be competitive but he's not athletic at all, in fact he is probably going to grow up and be a manlet. He already has a booth at the farmers market for selling plants, he has two vending machines in a laundromat and a video game YouTube channel that is highly unsuccessful. He talks about scaling up his income streams like it's a video game and well I kind of wanted this I kind of didn't want it either. It's incredibly annoying but I admire his passion. He's only eight He's not allowed to spend any of his money but he wants to earn it like it's a number a high score maybe in a video game. Not sure if that's mental or if it's healthy.

tiesto showing how its done, seems easy, but nooo

is she suposed to be a guest with someone else?

I'm dancing electronically

what song is this again

M83 remix. Nice.

This dude knows how to trance

Yeah she’s going to perform Arcamarine with Arca. Hoping Arca lets her preview her new song as well but unlikely

which stage we watching?

damn that is a BigButtPlug

vertical

these hos aint raging out on sunday night? 2025 is soft. we need to fix this.

quaser

but pease btror tell me hat to wahtc

His face is all fucked up he's prob very insecure about it don't be a dick. It's a mask too and a pretty cool one desu.

I really liked Boris but his mainstage EDC set really bored the shit out of me. Similar to this set, he's finally playing fun stuff after a half hour. More like Snoris amiright.

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If your're taking about Tiesto, it's M83 - Outro

i knew i shouldve recorded the tiesto set

Kind of a Digital Hardcore theme for sonora

vertical stream

Fuck off

thats why i gave him 5 seconds and then went straight to my man tiesto

Radiohead

is this the second motherfucker to sample Everything in its right place in 2 days

holy shit tiesto

same

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Tiësto
is a man's man
Tiësto
is an artist
Tiësto
Tiësto,,,

...

Tiësto.

when did tiesto start playing rock music

Boomer EDM

HOLY FUCK

IMMA WEIRDO

Viagra Boys lad is getting bellymogged hard as fuck rn

bigxthaplug is shirtless

LMAO that Tiesto crowd is dead as fuck, I'm going back to Boris

this vertical view is kinda aids tho

the mask is off time for business

His boxers look like a parachute kek

one butt plug isn't enough for this big boy

Tiësto won Everything
Everything Right Place
Tiësto
Tiësto
this is real music really.

He a large nigga fasho

Real and true

waiting for dj JASON STATUS

hes right you know

Reminds me of listening to Paul Oakenfold on the way home from high school

when is local h gonna play bound for the floor

Sucks he's on at the same time as B Jaxx

What stage is Tiesto on? I dont see him

Buy at least 1500 µg for Yuma sets next week

Quasar

which cds? i had out there and back and politics of dancing

a-anyone watching big x

Nah we Brejcha in here

I genuinely despise fat people so much

who is jennie is that k-autism?

self hatred is unhealthy anon

Peso Pluma appearance!

I only know Local H for that one song
You know that song

front row of the bigplug show is all white women

this song is so.fuckinggood

This is not the same heat as Juan Gabriel

YOu'll finna know it!

3rd. And Zedd did it at Ultra so he might do it again tonight.

Gotem

mau p, sammy virji and tiesto. im sure the other djs did as well but i skipped most of them

This is a heavy groove

Ginger Root kinda wack

I'm watching Still Woozy. It's ok

Should I make a new thread, or is someone else already on it?

I feel like this question is easy to find an answer to

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I can't :(
Can you please sar

Whos better. Boris or Tiesto?

asian pussy stinks

Some tard already made one and didn't link it

New:

they stink in general
my boomer dad used to have one, she literally made his whole house stink of asian

Tiesto, man, so good

i vote tiesto

tiesto where?

it's charli baby
tiestoooo

THERES NOTHING GOOD ON UNTIL POST MALONE

Boris

this girl has 0 ass holy shit

weebs we eating good

Do zoomers really

basement jaxx gonna play born slippy?