/gg/ - Guitar and Bass General

"Heil to ze king!™" Edition

boomer guitar
boomer amp

Blve board, we don't ageism here.

more like blve cartoon robot

He really did bvck break you, huh, Jamal 'lul tookie' Adonis Braun-Jackson Black III Jr The 3rd Esquire.

I don't support sub ape pedos or retards. Two things can be trve at the same time.

For me, it's Albert King.

for me, its Albert Jarvinen

buy epiphone IBGC

cover epi logo with tape

hide truss rod cover screws with muting strap

nobody will be able to tell it's not a gibson, you could just be protesting the "PLAY AUTHENTIC" bullshit

my Dinky just bit my finger. are sharp square frets a Jackson thing?

nobody will be able to tell

Why are Epi owners like this?

New guitar player here with a question: where do you guys get your merch made? Did you start with t-shirts only, or go straight to mugs and wallets, too?

inspiring. but is it teaching me not to be shy, or reminding me of why I should be so

you're meant to start with the rockumentary
once the stadium tour has wrapped up you can start thinking of merch deals with unlicensed dealers
if you're lucky you can get your signature guitar/pedal deal in by the end of the financial year
then once you're in the R&R hall of fame, you can start learning how to do barre chords

I'd show you how to do epstein barr cords but I'm exhausted

What if to play good guitar and join the guitar player club you had to make me a hamburger right now? Would you do it? Are you dedicated enough?

I'm trying to get back in to a regular practice schedule, give me your most interesting warmups

I laughed

I’m getting priced out of the vintage market, bros

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truthpilled

see if they'll knock some off if you pass on the truss wrench and spare neck plate

Order cheapo guitar to save money

End up paying 1k+ for an econo plank

So uh should I cancel my ST modern plus order?

Etsy. Make artisanal and limited quantities so you can charge extra. That's how the local schiz does. He signed my gg schiz cardigan sweater at the last gg meet and greet

how about no

1) best strings?
2) why?

He won

Lmao I've never seen Gibbons, maybe it's the Billy Gibbon signature model

"He" doesn't even wash his hands before "he" plays.

is there an imfdb but for guitars

I like D'Addario XS.
I have corrosive sweat and can turn a set of uncoated strings black in a week even with regular hand washing before and wiping of the strings after playing.
XS are the only ones that seem to stay fresh for me more than a month, although some people don't like that "new string brightness."
Nah, it's a lawsuit era jap brand.
I really want one someday.

Uh oh bros...

Hope you get one. That SG copy looks very well made, how much does that go for?

rotosound
no idea why, but they age way better than others I've used

I'm going to buy my first bass, and I don't have a lot of money. Some ideas I have are
1. Squier Precision bass
2. Ibanez Gio or SDGR
3. Yamaha not sure of the model yet

Which one should I get?

Squier

I use NYXL's but the thin strings go black in few days. I tried the coated XS's but they were way too slippery for me. The XT's are nice in-between but the gauge options are so limited.

Do you have any good bass amp recs for poorfags?

Can you critique guitar tone, please?
Is there something off?
voca.ro/15iVoBKXTPr6

Nope. No idea bout bass amps. Sorry, dude.
Get the one with the biggest speaker you can afford, is the general advice on amps.

that one sold on reverb for $375
not unobtainable or expensive, just a little bit rare

I'd get the Harley Benton Rickenbacker copy bc of Motorhead

Real niggas play that Boogie. Real niggas play that plexi

I like slippery strings, but I get why someone wouldn't.
Only brand I haven't tried really are elixirs, but I am super happy with the XS so I see no reason to.
Only strings I wouldn't recommend are the Ernie Ball Paradigms; they have way too much tension in standard tuning and just feel weird to play.

The best guitarist and musician in the world is Emperor of North Atlantic Andrew Praiseword

He is most intelligent, highest IQ artist in North Atlantic, maybe world.

Here is short musical movie he make, banned from Cannes.

youtu.be/T_kJcv5uaGo

Look into 80s & 90s solid-state amps, you can get Peaveys for pretty cheap, I love them
Other brands to look at would be Acoustic, Sunn, and then the usual subjects
I bought a 100W Peavey Centurion a couple years ago for about $70, and a 300W Fender BXR head for maybe $50 (but that was closer to 10 years ago)

Why, what is its name?

Burny

What are the sickest pickups for Chinkenbackers?

Based Trump cucking Amerisharts out of Thomann. Europe wins again.

Anything flatwound

I've got one of these
it's a piece of crap
you have to detatch the bridge pickup to remove the cover which is a massive hassle
wouldn't be so bad if it didn't cover the most comfortable place to fingerpick
the bridge pickup is super quiet so good luck getting any kind of equalisation if you use the middle position
the bridge adds string length so you need to get extra long scale strings
I use flats on mine and I wouldn't trade the little shitplank for anything

2) why?

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A lesser man would wait for someone to google the answer for him and post it for him. But you! You are a man of resolve and action

what's the WORST guitar money can buy?

the one(s) specifically you own

Whatever is being sold by the local alkie-methhead.

Anything that's been on the shelves in the past 25 years.

This misshapen Les Paul

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do the cumstains cost extra?

Les Paul Reed Smith for me

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Any import >$2000

dean vendetta

hate flatwounds
stinky dark tone that either negates the point of playing a femder it turns humbucklers into complete moosh
can't do sick pick slides

it -> or
running on three hours of sleep and cranky!

nta but they sound Godly with Filtertrons or on a decent jazzbox.

Can I drop this in the neck pickup cavity to install a EMG 81 in the bridge?

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