/metal/
/metal/
BOLT THROWER SUCK
KREATOR SUCK
SODOM SUCK
DEATH SUCK
BLASTAN
Blasting
Morbid Angel
New Chainsword finally dropped
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
Correct.
Bongman - In the Style of Goblins
How do NSBM listeners cope with the fact that "their" genre was pioneered by a pair of stereotypical NYC Jews?
They reclaimed what was rightfully theirs, super based
Link to their Black Metal recordings?
We love that shit here even though they do suck
pioneered glam metal
pioneered visual kei
pioneered noise rock
pioneered black metal
Why do we hate Kiss again?
Making my way thru Slayer's 00s and 90s albums today.
youtu.be
Is punk a type of metal?
Because they pioneered none of that. They only pushed merchandising to new lows.
No, and slop spunk isn't even punk.
Awful thread so far
I say this every thread
Looks like Rauta, perkele :DDD
So far we have:
Off-topic OP, stupid and nonsensical
Bait post
Chud post
Non-metal post
Zero discussion post
Ritual post
Samefag reply to ritual post
Catpost
Another bait post with retards replying
Dave Mustaine is a genius.
Suomi Finland Perkele!
Topical, intelligent, genuine, insightful, creative post. Thank you megabrother.
Just watch as people for the duration of this thread reply to a blasting post that isn't even metal lmao
We have a lot of ritual posts.
Varg is gay and has AIDS
Inherently (janners hate this one)
I am albino (this one's new)
Dave/Chuck/Varg/Ozzy is a genius
Awful thread so far
What else
Sounds like metal to me, great track either way.
Slayer are quickly devolving into diapershit.
Not spoonfeeding you Matthew
It's Martha. I'm trans now.
Post inner thighs.
How so, their *real* last album is dated 2009
For me, it's dad metal
Fake Marshall
He's the best musician in metal so far
but I hope he stops releasing more albums because they taint his record
Any band that released their first album like 40 years ago is diapershit. Sorry but I don't make the rules.
Ozzy would have been great in Electric Wizard
World Painted Blood is seriously underrated you gotta admit.
Blasting
really hot in her day but her music was who gives a shit tier
For me, it's Phantom Blue.
BTC price soaring
Holy shit
This is actual really good
Sophisticated:
can't wait to hear the album version
youtube.com
youtu.be
Little guy big voice
Oh, thanks simp.
thank you simpsister
a bop. thank you.
Artist: Jute Gyte
Album: Ressentiment
Song: Your Blood and Soil Are Piss and Shit
Where is it now, the glory and the dream?
Your blood and soil are piss and shit
Your honor and glory vanity’s refuse
Heil
I'm a dude
not a simp
again thank you simpsister
Again, I'm a dude and not a simp but women do simp for me
Love how the sight of a strong Nord woman breaks this general
Would you two just fuck and get it over with already?
Thanks simp, but you said there would be metal tunes?
seemingly building up to a breakdown
guitar solo
Kino
deletes post
reposts it again
thank you simpsister
Queens of the Stone Age - Songs on the Radio
youtube.com
Again, I'm a dude and not a simp but women do simp for me
It's Devin and she's mad about seeing other women being posted on /metal/, many such cases
youtube.com
No One Knows (If This is Metal)
Not metal but still a kino album nonetheless
HEIL SLEIGH BELLS
Me (left) and who?
youtube.com
Blasting
Lars probs
She has boobs bro. Lars is built like a retired lesbian tennis player.
I swear more BM women are brown than white
I knew a mulatto girl in high school with huge tits, she had a model's body, and she graduated and moved to Northern Europe to try to fuck bm boys.
Anyone else going to the Anthrax show tonight?
Almost 40 years old
Still mogs 99% of the shit that came after
How did they do it?
youtube.com
By listening to Priest and Maiden, instead of growly prancing around in the woods in costume shit metal.
Can't be arsed about Ye. The song is awful, and they won't cancel him like they would a white musician.
Only a 1.40 on RYM what the fuck???
Yoda themed metal albums
You're a 1.40 on RYM, you fucking guy.
thank you simpsister
I'm a dude and not a simp but women do simp for me yeah
/metal/ more like /dead/
I'm at a grill's place, she just put on deftones, is she trying to fuck?
OUR FATHERS LEFT CORRUPTION IN THIS DEAD WORLD
BEYOND REPAIR DOWN IN DESPAIR
OUR FATHERS LEFT US NOTHING
I'm at a grill's place, she just put on megadeth, is she trying to fuck?
What's more metal than death?
Life…
Yeah you're getting your willy wet TONIGHT
Life- short
Death- eternal
You want to be short?
Yeah you're getting your willy wet TONIGHT
Kerry "Short Stack" King
Jeff Hanneman was killed by a mossad spider
Varg killed Hanneman actually
Kerry was always the brains of the operation, no huge loss.
Burrzum
I got warned by mods for calling a guy a cuck lol
Correct.
Real offensive word to the mods. You’d be describing them.
In their defense I think they should be paid more. At least twice as much.