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Blasting?
Grand Belial's Key
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Is this metal
diaper metal rules
Diapershit is on it's last leg
Yeah? Is it?
I played this earlier on my Les Paul Custom. Fuck all that 7,8,9 string wank, no one's listening to that shit outside of the chess club
Kaevum - Kultur
You wouldn't get it
Chicago sucks
kek
thank you rabbi
not metal
The new Pope is from Chicago and Metal music is pro-Christianity so you can take your backwater hick-scum views and throw 'em in your face! Get wrecked, southerner piece of shit. Chicago is metal
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You're going to walk the plank with that comment, lad!
MY ONLY DESIRE
MY ONLY WISH IS TO BE EATEEEEEEEEEEEEN
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
Ozzy really would have been great in Pirates of the Caribbean
no wonder this general is dead
Witchfinder General
I. Just. Roke. Up.
forced memes: the thread
NSBM reigns supreme
nothing new
It's Matthew
Who is this random slunt and what does she have to do with GBK?
i have aroken from my slumber
Starts off with a ferocious riff, good intro vocals, but lasts too long for its own good. Clean vocals come in, sort of like epic bridge for more epic transition, but it leads to nowhere. It comes on again, it still leads to nowhere but a trite power chord mess, which then goes into another power chord mess that does not connect well with the previous riff, that again, leads to nowhere, the riff consisting of 4 power chord throughout the entire track failing to impress anyone, and the song becomes rather mediocre. Outro is the last riff but played slowly, no grand outro or climax, a shallow song.
simptard being tarded as usual
But enough about Kultur
Not a simp but she's a Jewess
we love jewesses here
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If trains are made of metal then is Train metal?
I can hear why Anon recced this band for lifting
The only thing I'm lifting over here is these vinyl records! Haha
still undefeated as the best radio metal band of all time
Aren't QotSA metal though
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Gothic metal sucks
i'd take H over this guy honestly
You are a fucking disgrace to metal. Get lost poser.
Good take as I'd rather not be considered one of you subhuman shits
here's my avatar
please notice it's me!
here's my blogpost
please care about me!
You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar is the only track of theirs I'd consider metal. (Six Shooter doesn't count because it's blatantly tongue in cheek and barely a minute long)
hurr but radio stations are the whole theme of that album
Red herring
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Are Foo Fighters metal?
Who invented metal?
Right, it's stoner rock which is still better than most metal
Sir Metal
Ozzy/Louis (formerly Varg)
Archgoat - Whore of Bethlehem
Knocked Loose
stoner rock brah brah
All rise for the /metal/ national anthem:
Yeah, their mental illness level is roughly on par, but at least the Heckster has some degree of intelligence. Case in point: I guess he was smart enough to leave.
CITY BABY ATTACKED BY RATS
JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK
charlie chaplin
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Deftones
He told you about Matthew but you guys just wouldn't listen.
HEIL
Unironically? Lemmy.
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
Retarded take. Kekky interjects into fucking everything and attacks everything he hates.
This retard just spams nonsense making it easy to ignore.
Richard Wagner
H dominates you? Got it.
If incessant spam while saying nothing of interest at all counts as domination, sure I'll take that.
remember when we unanimously voted that cucktor was the worst poster in the general?
I was very mean to Hector one time and I feel very bad about it :(
Assuming you're right -- even if we had listened, what were we supposed to do?
I have no idea which of them was actually here first, but in terms of nuisance, the /bleep/rat was firstest with the mostest.
talk about metal for fucks sake
I held a bar of solid tungsten once. It was really heavy.
why does the entire right side of that circle have a rough, green edge, like photoshop? curious
Don’t be. Even if you tried to be friendly he would push you away, he’s a little tsuntsun
Kreator - Pleasure to Kill
For me? It's Terrible Certainty.
No
But on the grounds of "no such thing as bad publicity", imagine what he could have accomplished with the help of a PR agency
why are you pretending you aren't here, hector?
It was always obvious that you were attracted to him.
Immolation - Close to a World Below
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If you're too dumb to get the morning after pill than you go face first thrown in a wood chipper.
the unedited pic
Indubitably.
based j-dawg shill
hector spamming his bots to vote all against him
A lot of professional singers do this
Trey does nothing but play Elden Ring.
I used to think any element heavier than helium had to be forged in stars, but I recently learned that a small percentage of the lithium in our universe was formed during the Big Bang.
Do you know why its chemical symbol is W?
Can confirm. On the rare occasions I actually took his side on an issue, he was utterly incapable of recognizing it. This might as well be his entrance theme:
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lmao sup hector. i knew you couldn't resist
more than 4 IP’s posting here
so the german kpopper photoshopped itself out. pathetic creature lol.
ABANDON THREAD
nope, just checked archives after reading this
he thinks there's only 1
whats the most recent gig youve gone to?
for me, i recently saw abigail, they were amazing. top tier performance
Which crowbar albums beyond this are worth checking out?
Feet first would be worse, so who would that fate be reserved for?
One of my girlfriends wanted us to always use Plan B instead of condoms. Now THAT's dumb.
COME MY FANATICS
Elder's "Lore: 10th anniversary tour"
the verdict?
how stupid do you think i am? show me some respect hector i think i've earned it.
without schizos, the general would die completely.
without
without what?
schizos,
not needed
>the general
what general
would die completely.
untrue
its like saying without tape worm the kitten would die, no it would. your logic is bad
I guess his stepson's mother goes face first thrown in a wood chipper.
Solid show, but I think I prefered the opening act.
show me some respect hector i think i've earned it.
YASSSS QUEEN SLAY!!!!
and the opening act was?
Some faggy-looking group called Kombynat Robotron
this slaps hard
slaps hard?
you are very special indeed
hector
My name is Marshall and how have you earned my respect?
what are you accusing me of exactly?
1989 - 1993
a short life
Are there any actually good metal festivals on the west coast? pic not rel
Album of the day
Brazil
At this rate I'm going to actually have to stop being a neo-nazi.
Emperor - Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
You'll have to look it up yourself, but there's an area of Brazil populated by Germans, that looks more like Germany than Germany does today.
It's Saturday and where's the Saturday metal music songs?
People have been posting stuff, try using your computer mouse to click a link.
Moron.
GOOD MOURNING/ black Saturday
Thanks for signing your reply.
too good not to repost
and a valid reminder that Christians violate the 4th Commandment
Acid Mass
Ultra based
That EP is one of the best
He's playing in a high altitude place in south america, fuck off with this half-truth kike nonsense
ozzy and mustaine fighting against jewbot
ozzy having a jew wife
mustaine plays with jews
all of them having jewish producers and managers
mega lmao
He played Cleveland, Ohio that gay. He even admitted that he is feeling weak and said he'd probably die or retire within the year.
Meanwhile Varg looks the same age and he's like 30 years younger lol.
beyond this
None really, everything they did before was better
For me its Sonic Excess and Broken Glass
Patty Kane was a Buffalo boy
Tristania - Beyond the Veil is G O O D
no negru
???
he doesnt post regularly enough anymore to attract ire
when he does he gets laughed at and ridiculed, but he isnt here 24/7 like kekky was
listening to an album I've listened to multiple times and enjoy
don't recognise a song at all
Dementia is setting in, mates.
If you like it check the 2 albums Arch did with Matheos and his solo EP with Portnoy
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I'm not falling for the psyop. USBM is actually great
when's Rob Halford going to die of "pneumonia"?
falsetto screams are one thing I wish had never made their way into metal
That time Negru doubled down on his misuse of the cyberpunk label was pretty funny
Anon Babbletroon's headcanon doesn't match up with reality
tale old as time
mftf
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But I still have hope for you, anon. Maybe some bands can write enjoyable albums but not memorable songs.
Stfu fag
That is basically what he is saying, yes
Metal wasn't intended to be conformist worm music, or incel music. Kys.
lub a cheeky bit of revocation m8
yes I wish he would stfu.
it sometimes about ruins songs for me when vocalists do falsetto screams
*mean sounding riffing*
*girly scream*
Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
just why the faggy girl scream, I blame Rob Halford's influence
Sharon
not a jew
Marty Friedman
not a jew
??????
Literally known info, and they talked about it themselves over and over
Go post some more blacked shit on Anon Babble rabbi
About to blast this for the first time. Cringe album cover but I really enjoyed their previous album so I hope this holds up.
Things Europeans can’t stop obsessing over:
Ozzy
Diapers
Defending Kaevum - Kultur’s honor
Brazilians
Americans and USBM
>Defending Kaevum - Kultur’s honor
the spammer is a brown mutt and this is confirmed, don't let her convince you otherwise
Revo are cheeky af. Jazzy solos in Mixolydian and who-the-fuck-knows-what other modes, synth brass and banjos, oh my.
They just released a deluxe edition of Teratogenesis with a bunch of bonus tracks, though I've not heard it as of quite yet, to be perfectly desu
love windir
22 years younger.
How are you not a conformist?
top 5 black metal album. the melodies are just unmatched.
He WILL be back, and the first thing you'll see is him replying to posts in the archive from several days earlier since he loves going back to see if people talk about him.
Brazilians are Americans. Europeans see no difference in any of you.
Whenever he doesn’t post that just means he’s having VPN issues kek
Jute Gyte
Who’s this greasy and swarthy looking fellow
I'm not falling for the psyop.
Who's the American in the pic?
how did they do that?
He also deleted his Redditaccount, something's up.
Why are you stalking young men online?
Probably banned for having another meltdown over how he’s the only intelligent being amongst the NPC rabble
check his RYM/last.fm ones stat
no black metal waifu
why live
celtic frost - monotheist
ctawb M E N T I O N E D
Barely any activity. Guess we are in the clear until the next manic phase hits.
Do you mean a waifu who enjoys black metal, or a metal waifu of African descent? Because I can live without the former...
Just buy tickets to see that all female black metal band that performs topless, like I did
fucking pathetic super-simp lol
Anon Babble is being hacked again
the black punk shit was also real funny
man at least the old lolcows would mostly sperg out about metal, these schizo faggots just spam unrelated shit
remember it's only metal if it has palm muting (a style famously used a lot in punk)
Passed by a monument in my city where goths and metalfags used to hang
It's now a tourist spot where influencers take selfies and do photoshoots
I miss the old days bros... they have passed like a wind in the meadow
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Slayer