I'm a big fan of Chappell Roan's body of work

I'm a big fan of Chappell Roan's body of work

kwab

Like Chappell because she's one of those famous people that isn't out of my league

I contacted her old neighbors and high school friends

lol

looks like a 20 year old grandma

She's gross dude. Boy George lookin ahh

She looks like she absolutely stinks, and I don't mean that in a fetish way

All of her poppy songs are better sung by prettier, less mentally ill women. They basically exist to be covered in karaokes, while the woman herself is ewwwwwwwwwww

Every zoomer popstar has this look.

gets dumped by chad and troons out

Zoomer women are a fucking joke.

every man hating lesbian has a backstory like this, or they were molested, no exceptions

man hating

How?

KEK'D.
She is pathetic.

Kek what a pathetic talentless ugly prison-dyke.

sexo

pukeo

this is nothing new. she talked about this on tiktok like 2 years ago

I mean I'd fuck her, but there's something about her thats off-putting.

She's like a human trash bag and not in the hot way. Like shed have shit caked between her cheeks cause wiping is patriarchal or something

Wtf I thought she was like 33 one of those popstars that got big a little late. Literally unfathomable that she's only 27. She doesn't look younger than me and I'm 30

Huh idk is it the DRAG QUEEN aesthetic? If it wasn't for her fat ass she'd be sexless

I wouldn't mind getting pegged by Chappell Roan

People have noticed it for years but there's a weird divide between men and women and zoomers and millennials where zoomer females absolutely fucking wall themselves before 25 by doing everything possible to destroy themselves. We've entered weird times, everything since 2001 probably (but I was a child then) so it feels more like maybe 2013 was where we went from "some stuff is weird, but otherwise tolerable" to "everything just keeps getting weirder".

Early 2000s were an awesome time to be a teen and in college. Girls were still womanly and and wanted to fuck. They weren't zogged out freaks. Gays were present, but they weren't fucking floating around being demanding. Cocaine and molly wasn't laced with fent. Just spectacular times.

a funny way to spend 10 minutes is searching the archive for that picrel and seeing chappy simps go through literally every cope they can think of in response, from "that's a lie" to "the girl in those photos isn't her" to "omg how pathetic is that twitter tranny" and now they're on "she already talked about this" lmfao

yeah, i'm a pretty average looking white man and i got so much pussy back then, but i feel like if i was 20 now i'd be an incel

More than enough to work with

I've never denied any of this. I'm saying how it is and that is she indeed did talk about it. her story goes as follows. she grew up in a conservative, religious environment. she was straight up until 2018 when she started identifying as a bisexual. in early 2023 she came out as a lesbian. up until 2020 she dated a man and now she is in a relationship with a woman presumably since early 2024 before she blew up. its funny because both sides of the political spectrum are not taking her sexuality seriously. one side is like "ugh shes a man dating dyke because a man left her" and the other is like "ugh she used to date a man at all" and I do wonder is this twitter post gonna be used as a gotcha moment until chappell retires or until she comes out as a bisexual again? in this case are we taking bets? i bet 100 euros she'll stay a lesbian until death

Kayleigh has too BREEDABLE a body not to retvrn.

RETVRN, KAYLEIGH!

NO she's MINE
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Chappell knew she liked girls in 7th grade
but beings she lived in very conservative Christian town
and she didn't like the ridicule so she went along with the straight program.

She ditched that soon as she saw there was places in the world that was accepting of her.
Statistically there isn't one famous person that has publicly came out and self identified as a lesbian
that ever dated men after coming out as queer.

Even dogs like hot girls she ain't no dyke

She looks like she absolutely stinks

Most likely. One of my old D&D buddies was a security guard in Phoenix for a few years, and he frequently worked concerts. Back in like 2012, he worked at a Ke$ha concert, and while he was guarding the backstage before the show, while she was walking somewhere she briefly said hi to him and his partner and said some drunken bullshit about them wanting a picture of her. He says the smell from her war so bad he almost puked in her face. Like 7 days of no shower, unwashed pussy, booze aroma, sweat, cigarettes, sleeping on dirty bed sheets for a year type of shit. While retelling the story at the game table he briefly gagged just remembering her stench. This Chapelle bitch probably has the same putrid stink.

Even dogs like hot girls

? if that's the case. what's preventing her from being a dyke?

One of my old D&D buddies

the smell from her war so bad he almost puked in her face

the call is coming from inside the house

The fact she loves cock and this whole "render myself unfuckable to men" thing is classic gilted woman behaviour, typically seen in girls who were molested but also a response to being broken up with or cheated on. Like GaGa, her act is for the gays and the girls so this queerbaiting is nothing new

she says she never came from cock though and says she felt like the sex was perfomative implying she was with men just to be with them. that's the case with a lot of women, even straight ones because a lot of men just dgaf about womens pleasure. so now we numerous scenarios in front of us. she's either

lying

not lying, the men in her life were just bad at sex

not lying, she gets more sexual and emotional satisfaction from being with women, rendering her a lesbian

im not saying this "gilted woman behaviour act" is not a thing but i wouldn't call it "classic" at all. Chappell is a lesbian that's dealing with internalised homophobia.

Like GaGa

gaga is a bisexual woman who was raped by a producer and yet still has been engaged to men and is to one rn. not a classic act.

I feel she would only "experiment" with black guys anyway because it would still be somewhat on brand for her.

Women are almost never even honest with themselves let alone anyone else. she just can't get the dick she wants and is bitter towards men for it, and the queer shit is part of the product and marketing because again her audience is girls and gay guys. In 10 years she'll be with some Hollywood guy and pregnant

And no gaga is not bisexual she's attracted to pretty girls like everybody else. She had her fun then inevitably settled down with a man as will miss roan

that's a bold statement and assumption but ok. let's see in 10 years.

I do have one last question though. how could chappell possibly pull off settling down with a man when she's publicly known as a lesbian with an actual girlfriend. A bisexual, or "bisexual" as you claim, can obviously get away with this but i have never seen a case where an openly homosexual person switched to bisexuality/heterosexuality.

dyke sexuality discussions

Kill all poptimists.

That's how you know it was REALLY bad.

i have never seen a case where an openly homosexual person switched to bisexuality/heterosexuality.

That statistically never happens.
I can't name 1 famous person who publicly proclaimed themselves as a lesbian (Bi or Demi don't count) that ever dated men again.

It is entirely possible to be a lesbian and a musician and not talk about being a lesbian 24/7. Let your music speak for itself.

Because she doesn't need to get away with anything it's not a crime lol When shes ready she'll have money and a family and ride off into the sunset saying thanks for the career while a few people cry about the queerbait on the internet. She'll say she had a journey of self discovery or some shit. She's already not shy about telling people to just fuck off so won't be hard

youtu.be/-lIMkfzu4M4

i also wish chappell could be a carpet muncher in peace but here we are

I don't understand what this proves

this is underestimating chappells character and her role as an openly gay popular musician. if this really happens its gonna be grotesquely funny

All it proves is that if she should ever make the claim
That she is a "Gold Star Lesbian"
( She'll never make that claim)
That she would be lying because she publicly calls out
That asshole as her "EX" every time she dedicates"
Kink is Karma" to him in her concerts.

See now what kinda lesbian stays mad at there ex bf and wants to get karma on them lol saying she likes girls but she's up there yelling about her mans like she's tswift. I'm telling y'all