The big 4 of modern rock

The Bottom Two are good tho

I'm glad I don't know who any of these are

20yo band is "modern"

ignorance is bliss?

literal who

Tralalero tralala, bombardino crocodilo, br br patapim, and tung tung tung sahur.

40+

30+

Who actually fucking cares?

40+

I don't know any of these zoomslop celebrities

top left

Early 10s is not modern

top right

Not even rock

bottom left

Literally who?

bottom right

Early 10s is not modern

post-2009 bands on Spotify:

289 Måneskin
992 Falling In Reverse
1,077 Ghost
1,097 Pierce The Veil
1,452 Greta Van Fleet
1,569 Sleeping With Sirens
1,668 Asking Alexandria
1,669 Sleep Token
1,917 Khruangbin
1,927 Black Veil Brides

Extremely gay

Also extremely gay

There's something actually worse than this, go check all those neo soul pop slop bands like Parcels, Snarky Puppy, Khruangbin and L'Imperatrice

I don’t have spotify, can you tell me what fontaines dc are

Post-punk band

#4,217 but rising fast

well it is rock we're talking about

1,927 Black Veil Brides

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all shit

grim

Bottom left still has enough screaming to filter 'rock music enjoyers'. Thus not 'rock'. Also there is plenty of good actual rock music out there, it doesn't just have to be formerly metalcore bands or bands using metal as a gimmick.

good on maneskin. they are way overhated

Why is mary on a cross such a good song ? What makes the chorus so nice ?. There's space song too. Tiktok introduced zoomed to many good songs.

ghost makes generic, formulaic pop music that you've been tricked into thinking is interesting because they wear goofy costumes and sing about satan.

Bombardiro Crocodilo is vastly overrated. Remove him and add Ballerina or Assassino

Nah, Vaca Saturno Saturnita mogs

regardless of genre... as long as it's pop-oriented rock music

stratovarious is metal for people who think hammerfall are too exteme

yeah they're basically ignored in the US, which is the opposite of the other bands except for Ghost who are/were fairly big in Europe

Even if the band is described metal/rock, the mainstream fuckers still want basic pop tunes. Always been.

The worse part is none of these bands are actually mainstream except for Maneskin (in Europe mostly) meaning even the most commercial attempts at rock/metal have a very limited appeal.

oli sykes is such an insecure pathetic fuck. He has lip fillers and everything now.

grim

Panchiko

We did it, Anon Babble! (reddit)

im glad i dont know a single one of their names. sure I've seen pics of them come by here and there, but ignorance is bliss.

That isn't Knocked Loose

Cool

Not metal.

Sleep Token makes Panic At The Disco seem heavy.

i like to imagine these are all the same person just getting more and more tattoos and taking a bunch of test