/metal/

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

And destruction upon the holy man

Who hails a jew

Ask and it will be given to you, seek and you will find, knock, and it will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it is opened.

dead general

Morbid Angel

the dawg be praised

You have to delete one track off this thing - what's it going to be and why is it Damage Inc.?

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Grow up.

*deletes the entire album*
ahh much better

not metal

new Kravecum Ultrafail album be like

which is the bigger disappointment

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(You)

The joke is how much the tropes of Satanism/Paganism and simple, drawn out tremolos were recycled during the second wave.

Kvist

Too melodic

Bethlehem

Moonblood

Too melodic/"Epic"

Abigor

Too technical

The rest have been added into consideration but I'll only update it if I have enough to make another row (of 12)

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Ultra was a bigger disappointment. Satanic Warmaster has always been bottom of the barrel derivative BM (hence why it's like one of three new albums I included here , the music just genuinely has not evolved since the early 2000s and as such it would be right at home there even though it was released not even half a year ago) but Kaevum actually did seem to evolve their sound on Kultur. But Ultra turned out to just be a step backwards in every way.

Clandestine Blaze, Vlad Tepes, Nehemah

tropes

Only third wave is real

wait, the joke isn't that you were just adding as many random black metal albums to a chart as possible?

stone sour is the k-pop of metal
change my mind

The peak of metal?

Stone sour is just butt rock

i-i must keep posting the s-same posts!!

severe autism

Cannibal Corpse

Neither. It's impossible to be disappointed by a genre that has always sucked.

Insomnium is my favorite band

Internal Bleeding

Never heard of half this garbage. Analepsy? Traumatomy?

i don't have to hide 5 stone sour threads every time i refresh Anon Babble so no

Mortician
I'm now hungry for panda express

and so is k-pop
for me it's batushka

jungle rot twice in the same column

real effort put into this one

Uhh? cool it with the bigotry?

Never heard of Analepsy

Do yourself a favour.

taake or batushka

Insomnium is elegant and sophisticated. Hour of Penance is sophisticated.

slamsloppa

No thanks.

Varg "The Goatraper of the Bretagne" Vikernes has sadly passed away from a foreskin-related injury.

Varg

if you dont like deicide you dont like death metal

that's not morbid angel

at a gig I've seen a dude with a bald spot on the back of his head and a big smiley face was tattooed in the middle of it

Both are shit

NUCLEAR LEVEL HAPPENING

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You clearly didn’t even listen to the album, you monumental retard. It is an expansion on Kultur in every way from the vocals to the songwriting. It is all more varied and complex.

That was just a kippah

at a gig i've seen a guy with a total bald on top horseshoe but the hair in the back went down to his waist

literally what

Cool I'll pretend to have known of them before this and post AOTY over and over when their new album comes out

Underrated post

Good morning Matthew

nice nagyung

that would be Blut aus nord.

Poonerdull sucks

actual blastings?

we love funeral here

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Nazimusic is so cringes

Well excuse me, I've been busy doing the same thing with Kaevum.

Not what I intended but I wouldn’t be surprised if some people took it that way cause it certainly can look that way. Noted, and I’ve also just remembered that I’ve been meaning to put DSO’s second album on there.

That's not Mütiilation.

I delete all tracks except for Battery.

why does metal get normalfags and incels so assmad? you don't see such hate for any other genre

Any fifth wave Serbian AI antidog black metal

/thread

they don't understand it

sorry he got banned yesterday and apparently he's too stupid to evade

meant to reply to

you were warned for racism

lol poo's mad

Definitively Weedeater. Need some sludge? There you go. Simple as.

Why are posts like this permitted?
Really makes you wonder...

Would you cry if it was true? Would you cry for Varg?

Burzum (Genius)

Did you cry a month ago when your shit was laid bare?

Yeah, pooped my pants as well.

how widespread is scat-fetishism in germany?

Soilwork
Artificial Brain

/metal/ meetup at dawgs fest?

This is the only /metal/-approved haircut

kids welcome

so you're an extreme outlier?

dawg behind bushes

MMMMMM-HMM

those descriptions

that ''"artwork""

lol
lmap

The dawg is a pedo

don't make fun out of the dawg brah brah

Why did J-Dawg name himself after a black rapper?

he's wants to take his wife's son

I fucking hate being a metalhead so much.
My ugly long hair is always greasy and I dont shower as much as I want to because my friends say a real metalhead must smell a bit.
Why are we so stupid?

DVVM mogs yet again

Malignancy

Playing Entire 1999 Goated as fuck Brutal Death album classick 'Intrauterine Cannibalism' plus extra hits.

kek Dawg is afraid to admit that he likes something technical

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tool.
you listen to one song and you've heard them all and they get boring quick but that song is usually a 8/10.

weekend is already gone

why do I have to work

so you don't starve or go homeless

can I say Children of Bodom or are they someone's favorite?

Well, Ultra sucks. Can we stop posting Kaevum now? Thanks.

I never heard of 3/4 of them...

fucking hell

i appreciate that one guy who reminded me of those other bands

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you're welcome

we HEIL ALVXI round here

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I mean I was looking for a band that we like, but isn't favorite.

but that's like most bands besides kaevum (which is the favorite)

I'm sure they are lot of people's favorite band as a gateway to extreme metal

I get snobbish about MDM and melodeath, but I listened to Follow the Reaper a couple weeks ago and found the slop to be tasty

I prefer Hatebreeder

all caps lyricpost with anime character or Donald Duck yelling image

We're SO back

dumb silly metalheads

Actually, we are very serious and intelligent.

yeah sure sure

that's one of the reasons they came to mind because they're a gateway into Melodeath, just like Panda Express is a gateway into Chinese food.
Not saying they're bad at all.

Hey Heck if you read this start a thread in "the clubhouse"

I think I'll try to sell my inquisition ticket, I'd rather just go home to see my mom

Smoking meth is metal!!!! \m//

He's done with Anon Babble bro

Children of Bodom are pretty decent but their lyrics are awful

Only edgy 16 year old would call his album "Are You Dead Yet?"

go fuck your cats

remove Fobidden from that list, you zoom zoom poser

FUCK DOGNIGGERS

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mean

Are you really trans?

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Fake

FUCK cats
FUCK female korean pop singers
FUCK Kauvum

Metal is for people with mental issues, addicts, and criminals. Metalheads are the kind of people that make you look over you shoulder at night, or cross the street when you see coming.

Thanks idiot

Metal is for people with mental issues, addicts, and criminals. Metalheads are the kind of people that make you look over you shoulder at night, or cross the street when you see coming.

*
yeeah so very evil people like teddy bears holding butter knives

I prefer my trusty battleaxe actually.

Metal is for people with mental issues, addicts, and criminals. Metalheads are the kind of people that make you look over you shoulder at night, or cross the street when you see coming.

YOU KNOW IT BROTHER

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there's a random H at the end
it's not fake

Hell ya!