Metalcat edition
/metal/
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
Horn
blasting
LOL
Never equate Slipknot to the garbage known as heavy metal ever again.
HEAVY METAL RULES!!! \m//
good
This shit goes in
Not off to a good start
Yeah, this shit goes in the toilet.
Low IQ post
only good post so far
Previous thread
Yeah, I'm thinking nu metal is metal.
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LISTENING!
It's ridiculous to pretend the scalding hot original master is tolerable.
I don't mind this kind of dog. At least it won't shit everywhere and attack people. Not bad music either. I kinda like the rap parts in nu-metal if they're done well. Hated it when it was popular, but I like it more nowadays.
mixing black metal to make it sound good
but that's what makes it have sovl, anon...
It's just one of those days
Check this out
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there's some absolute retard on slsk who "remasters" black metal and shit himself and shares them like anyone fucking wants to get those
I wonder if this is that same faggot
hope i don't download anything from him then
haven't heard of anything like that, at least until now
his IP is canadian and nickname starts with an m (can't remember it right now)
BLASTIN!!! For any Mercyful Fate enjoyers:
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Black metal AOTY.
disqualified
Oops, wrong image.
i MUST shill autistic album every thread!!
don't have anyone in my list like that
let me know if you remember his name
High IQ post
We enjoy shilling here.
I need an Ildjarn remaster.
I think it was "m0ngk"
foobar2000
ooga booga metal
based
I still use it on linux because it's the best media player
Just running this idea up the flagpole. Probably won't go anywhere, but anyone think it would be good to have a separate AI metal only /meal/ thread? AI covers alot of topics that aren't in the mainstream, and that's a GOOD thing. I know nothing happened when I suggested a goth thread months/years ago though.
LOL
No because no one cares about it.
Real AOTY coming through
for me it's VLC because it just werks
Kill yourself
t. chad
I get alot of likes on the Suno website, but the comments section there is awful for any discussion. Some people are getting rich with AI slop. I'm not cause I only use the free model, but I can see it becoming alot more mainstream in the future. The music gatekeepers won't win forever.
That's a great idea, I'm sure a good number of posters here would be interested in moving over there.
It's too much too quick and people are sick of it.
Morbid Angel
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Der Stürmer
You will never be a musician
I see every genre there. Even normies like some of my songs probably cause they're anti-dog, and they're sick of the brainwashing and gaslighting too. Some really good songs other people have done at the same time.
As long as it gets you to stop spamming your awful soulless crap here
I already am :) Just haven't released any of my real stuff yet.
Nobody likes your awful AI slop. Literally no one. No one likes you. Every single person in this thread wishes you'd deep-throat a 12 gauge.
You should release your bowels after you kill yourself
AI IS GARBAGE
Holy shit you're right.
Everyone's stuck in here listening to the same shills who are probably from Israel or Eglin Air Force Base promote 'Kultur' etc all the time. There's not much variety. Angry incel neo-nazis doesn't really do it for me, but you do get the odd good recommendation from a based anon. Just wondering how to make things better (and no, I won't kill myself btw :))
why is this retard still posting?
DISSECTION!!! \m//
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maybe there needs to be a version of this where the top says "I've even tried to call them jews..."
Any good trad metal releases in the past few years? Only just learned of this new Pagan Altar album
JUDGEMENT OF THE DEAD
that's enough cringe for today
Because he has not been banned yet like he gets every weekend
I listened to it once and it was unimpressive. At least Kristian's early stuff was kinda good in a way when he was Count Grishgrackh.
If we could all just start ignoring the goatfucker and stop replying to him, MAYBE he'd just fucking go away.
good one
Sounds like a self projection to me. Are you a freemason? Do you ride goats?
Correct.
literal music prodigy
composing and recording songs as a child, writes The Somberlain as a 17 year old
kills himself in some satanic ritual or some bullshit
Why'd he do it? Reinkaos was total trash, so I guess prison broke him.
good choice
mental illness
This fake Serbian gimmick is boring.
You can have raw or trebly production without being difficult to listen to. Sortsind - Sår is MEANT to be noisy and abrasive, and it still sounds better than Natur.
I mistakenly downloaded his remaster of Burzum's What Will Come track once, all he really did was brickwall the crap out of it. My Natur doesn't clip.
do you guys use/like MetalStorm?
new Chepang SEA-grindcore
I used to go there like 10 years ago maybe, don't see any point anymore
rhymes understand with stand
rhymes years with years
I think he got in with a bad crowd in general. As you say he was a musical prodigy. There's stuff on Youtube about him before he killed himself and he just looked completely spaced out of it. He should've been a leader and not a follower. Quorthon died too soon also.
luv female vox
luv sultry occult fuzz-doom
simple as
Genius.
I don't have much of a taste for tone-chasing retro doom slop. Some of it, I assume, is good music.
really depends what subgenres you like it peppered with
castlesf.bandcamp.com
new Pagan Altar album
What
Any good?
Correct.
oops, wrong pic
BLASTIN!!! \m//
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God tier.
do you not frequent any place with user driven reviews and comments for albums/new releases?
new vocalist but pretty friggin good yea though almost classic rock at times
They look quintessentially American
NTA you're talking to, but "classic rock" doesn't sound promising imo. I like the nasally voice on the previous albums. Will listen regardless; Pagan Altar is best of the best for trad stuff.
you WILL jerk off to Castle Rat and like it gay boi
Sharon Osbourne is a cunt:
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My dog just mauled a small child. Any metal that calms me down?
Yes, Sharon Levy is a cunt.
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I said 'almost' in the way a lot of NWOBHM is, it's couched in trad doom but that itself shares a lot of bluesy roots with classic rock and you hear it on like the opener Saints and Sinners, near AOR in the prominent melodies and licks and the vocals are reminiscent of Jethro Tull's caterwalling
This description saved it; sounds good to me now. Will listen momentarily.
Witchfinder General
NEW RAMSTEEN AT HOME FROM ME! Dogs true nature getting exposed day by day. The dog nutter glowies hate it. The israelis hate it. The dog industry shills hate it, but I DON'T CARE :)
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WOO!! :D
Fuck off
Shalom :)
NSBM is actually good music wtf?
That Serbian AI garbage is a crime against nature.
i've been listening to a lot of les legions noires bands lately
Cool. Will listen to it some day
Inherently
Dogs are a crime against nature. Not my cool AI music exposing them and the dog nutters.
Based. What's you favorite of the bunch that isn't Mutiilation? Vlad Tepes for me.
Mehr als nur Maschine! \m//
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vlad tepes as well
i was the one who posted march to black holocaust kek
belketre has some nice songs off that album too
Not one of those girls will ever fuck you
Xhe's not a transbian thoughbeit.
Bwastinn
These vocals suck
Melechesh
Indeed
Absolutely generational side from Vlad Tepes, but sweet lord does Belketre''s side suck ass
Not sure if I've posted this before here. It's a banger. BLASTIN!! \m//
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go fuck yourself
We hate you and love doggies here.
ai slop is about the least metal thing ever
Wait is this seriously AI? Sounds better than most of the metal posted here.
t. schizo
Dogs Shall Fall
Slop isn't music, but kek
I hope your father rapes you to death
IKR. It's even the free version of Suno. The haters are just brainwashed :)
jeez dude, leave some copium for the rest of us
Can you make an AI metal song about how muslims are human garbage and need to stay out of Europe?
I have a song called 'Schizo Metal' :)
Self projecting again?
No, I won't do contracts for the israeli government. Free Palestine! :)
in honour of my favourite schizophrenic serbian lass, this ones for you!
We love Israel here and want to bomb the evil Gazaners.
the only based take you've ever had, more of this and less soulless dog disstracks!
Captcha: R2D2A
Dogs are a major problem that's hidden in plain sight. They're child predators and they ruin the freedom of everyone who wants nothing to do with them in public places. Dog nutters and dogs are allowed too much power to harm others.
I just roke up
We value dogs lives more than ar*bs in the west.
and just like that he's returned to his schizoserb ways. a shame, you were doing so well
Stop self projecting. Live yourself you mean :) Lifes not that bad. Join Suno and create some nice songs like me :)
no thanks, ill stick to writing songs with my bandmates, on my guitar. call me a traditionalist, but i find people tend to take us more seriously
Black Murder
Aakon Keetreh
Dunno what you mean? Schizos and serbs are good people.
true, but this particular one in question is not
Post good songs: youtu.be
Is Cannibal Corpse any good? Always seemed like the Mgła of Death Metal to me. But I shouldn't judge music off its fans alone.
I like Morbid Angel and Deicide, Obituary put me to sleep.
t. BMfag
Don't unalive yourself. THEY win that way. Think THEY care? They don't. Also related:
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BM = bowel movements
No. Listen to Immolation.
I love you too :) I just tell it like it is. Sorry if the truth hurts you.
i think you may have missed my point in why i posted that specific album. i personally have a post-nihilist perspective on life. if nothing matters, then why care about being nothing when i can spend my days having fun?
Okay. You're more schizo than me and I can't understand what you mean. That's fine. My point is it's nice to be nice in any case.
fuck Muslims
fuck dogs
and
fuck Freemasons
Any metal for this feel?
oh shit a schizo thread!
I bet some of the main people here absolutely do. Doesn't make anything you do right (or 'correct') kek.
Why, yes :)
I particularly like this one, about the Freemasons at Bohemian Grove:
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the serbian mind crumbles when it comes time to comprehend something beyond feeble cynophobia
Stop posting this chickenshit bullshit
I have no convictions or beliefs other than that AI is retarded dog shit for low IQ indians.
Serbia stronk!
Try this one instead then. You prefer Tenacious D style?
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No, I hate Jack Black.
VLAD TEPES
Tough :) CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!
I fucking hate dogs. Smelly, drool everywhere and they wake up the whole neighborhood when a random bum passes by.
Low intelligence, loves you just for existing, will eat his own shit.
Cats need food to love you and they still have "human" personalities. They shit in the litter box, and don't eat it.
I'm friends with Rob on Facebook :)
cringe sadslop. Angantyr mogs
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dogs, freemasons and Ynleborgaz are beloved here
cats give you brain parasites and walk all over their own shit in their litter box and then jump on the kitchen counter
Relevant song:
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i wish i could filter this fucker so bad
if Anon Babble was still based then posting ai slop in a Anon Babble thread would be a bannable offence
i haven't figured out a way to 100% filter him. he's the only poster who uses emojis and \m//
dogs are fine too. if you showered you would know this
Why should telling the truth be a bannable offence?
I hate showering, it makes you weak.
I filtered youtube links a long time ago, suggest you do the same.
dogs are have preternatural discernment of character so if they're hostile to you it's because you're a soulless piece of shit
I hate showering, it makes you weak.
Is glowstick anon in? :)
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Bullshit. Dogs are one of the most stupid types of vermin.
anon, if dogs scare you this much, you need to really re-think your place in the natural order
white people like dogs. go back wherever you came from
we shouldn't have to put up with you or your nutter takes kek
Don't worry, if I die, someone else will take my place :)
dogs
protect you and your property
can hunt
can herd livestock
sniff out missing people
fight crime/sniff out drugs
assist the blind
learn tricks
tow sleds
skateboard
cats
piss and shit in a box
mfw seeing another garbage AI sperg song being posted
don't give me hope, anon
They're alright. Listen to Eaten Back to Life, Tomb of the Mutilated, and Vile. Get more albums depending on which one you like most
the demo or Butchered at Birth for Eaten
Butchered, The Bleeding, or Created to Kill (bootleg of Vile songs with Barnes on vocals) for Tomb
for Vile, the albums after it, or Created to Kill
If you run out of Barnes albums, try the first Six Feet Under album. Also you should listen to Monstrosity - Millennium unless you can't stand Corpsegrinder's vocals for some reason.
that name
that post
cause all humanity is equal, right?
No, people who don't like dogs are subhuman.
You're unironically worse.
Incoherent post
Post 10/10 black metal albums.
Should I see Blood Incantation with Krallice in July? Everyone here says they suck.
Still prefer cats. If dogs were more controlled and less of a threat, then it wouldn't be as much of an issue for the general public. Also dogs probably exposed the Madeleine McCann truth to be fair. Freemason fuckery there I think.
If you feel that strongly about me you need a reality check unironically.
blood incantation sucks and krallice is even worse. i wouldn't go.
you need a reality check unironically
kek. and you don't? quit whining about doggies and get some real problems, anon
Why is Anthrax in the big 4? I can't think of a band less talked about than them.
Testament
Exodus
Flotsam and Jetsam
Kreator
Overkill
All get way more talk and traction. Should really be Testament imo.
blood incantation is for retards who think they know the scene when they get all their music off rym
if you don't get your albums off /metal/ then what are you doing?
One of the few great metal bands to arrive over the past decade
DARK ANGEL
It was honestly the best concert I have seen this year, along with Amenra and Defeated Sanity. The new album didn't do much for me but it's absolutely sick live.
dogs eating babies is indeed a great problem. would be much more based if they just ate fags like you instead
anthrax were way more popular than any of those bands at the time
I never actually listened to them, but I love the gnostic lyrics
filtered
What's wrong with being gay? Not saying I am gay, but I always win against stupid mutts and their enablers in any case. Your argument is void.
Not him but yes, I filtered it out of my collection.
slam dunk in the recycle bin for sure.
UNLEASHED CHAOS! \m// BLASTIN!!
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i hope you get mauled to death by a pack of rabid dogs lol. you honestly deserve it for posting AI slop in this thread
Fuck off
i can hear you but no one is listening
Still can't believe this is AI. Seriously sounds just as good as real metal.
Fuck yourselves. Get ready for UFO, JFK and free energy truth also. Truth always wins, even if it takes decades. Palestine as a state is coming also.
nothing wrong with being gay, the only thing you should've taken away from my statement is that i hope you get devoured by a glorious canine and take your place in the food chain
blasting
*refuses to make an album*
Sleep Token.
has there ever been a case of anon's demo actually being good?
Many such cases
Stop prompting.
Start recording metal.
As always, it's the older free version. Expect more :)
The only reason /metal/heads are mad about the AI is because they wish they could create their own music. Rock on, Serbia!
BASED
Nice pic, it's a shame there's a gookette on it
t. chatGPT
Based and correct analysis!
This is Zephyrous. He played guitar on the iconic Darkthrone albums "A Blaze in the Northern Sky" and "Under A Funeral Moon". He has been utterly forgotten. Say something nice about him.
most of us do make our own music kek. any sperg could type in a prompt and circlejerk over shit they didn't actually write, but it takes a special kind of sperg to actually write something properly on a guitar, of which there are many such cases here. if you can't play guitar, you are not metal
Uranus from Mayhem
Kaevumshitters get the rope.
schizo supports schizo
raging alcoholic who never actually wrote anything
Post it then.
It's Anon Babble. We're all schizos here.
Post it then.
no thanks. unlike some people i can tell when my output is shit and wouldn't want to flood the thread with it. its called humility anon, but serbians clearly have a gap in that regard
Bro, he's samefagging. The goatfucker is talking to himself.
Holy shit you're right.
No need to be racist lad
He's not the Serbschizo.
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He goes by Madthew actually based on how angry he makes the chuds seethe and kvetch here
Best DJ on the west coast (best coast)
"Adam" is free to tell me why I'm wrong.
to be fair, fenriz was also an alcoholic
once again you refuse to acknowledge my point and just pick whatever other bullshit you can find in my post. FOAD
Adam Kalmbach is a genius.
Yes, they're both great live.
Puši kurac majmune rasistički
Picrel, the best heavy metal album since the 80s ended
Fyftem of a Downs?
razmotriti konopac
Correct.
while i find the AI shit utterly awful and offensive i'm pretty sure the guy is just trying to get enough views to monetize his channel because he's probably poor as shit
What was the post?
but sweet lord does Belketre''s side suck ass
i enjoy the mosquito guitar off night of sadness
Bacam Thompsona na svaki "BLASTING" post koji vidim ali nikad nisam zapravo odslušao album kekčina
Da bude povezano s Anon Babblezikom, je li
Evo muzike, domari, nemojte me izbaciti
cironic, considering people check the embedded link and immediately click off when they see its ai slop
I click on the links every time
you don't even have to click the link, just hover over the embed and you can immediately tell what it is from the garbage art. better yet, just skipping the posts entirely because his posting style is immediately obvious even when he isn't ranting about freemasons and dogs
what does /metal/ think about Primordial?
great band who no one else sounds like
Never heard of them, sorry
Boring generic overproduced slop with a tonedeaf singer
To the Nameless Dead is good.
all the retards have gone to sleep, now this place is boring
We're all in the AI metal thread
Janita is so sexy
I'm a little bit dyslexy
But when I saw Jani
My heart was vexed see?
I'd never seen such beauty
Her luscious brapper booty
Album of the SuperEon
Not until Trhä releases their next album
trhanny is hated here
Trhä singlehandedly blew every single metal band and musician out of the water in the span of 4 years. Legendary artist.
Trhä singlehandedly blew every single metal band and musician.....
Correct.
Trhä singlehandedly blew
me in a public toilet 3 months ago
8.5/10
2.7/10
QRD on Chuck Schuldiner?
He gone!
How did he die
sorry i'm never going to listen to some "nonbinary" mexican's endless diarrhea low effort mockery of black metal
Don't you think it's a bit problematic that your reason for not liking an artist is literally just you being a racist homophobe?
AIDS from sex with Varg
Someone hat this fool
died of AIDS
Why does everyone keep saying he died of cancer then?
common misconception
AIDS = cancer of the asshole