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Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
thank you botbrother
BREAKING NEWS, METALHEADS
STRAY FROM THE PATH appear to be surprise releasing a new record this upcoming friday called "Clockworked"
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Not metal.
Yep, it's corekino time!
Very weak theft of a Bill Hicks bit. Pathetic.
And I bet you only know of Bill Hicks because of Tool.
You'll lose that bet. I knew of Bill Hicks before Tool existed.
they're right you know
lol what does bill hicks have to do with tool? he's a famous comedian. zoomers are dumb as shit man
Downie thumb
Correct.
You ask the average person for 10 comedians, Bill Hicks will not be among those.
What the fuck is a djent.
Strid time
They open a song with a Bill Hicks sound clip.
youtube.com
the average person
Whos going thursday?
metallica is not metal
Well it ain't called Plasttica you dumbass
you don't know that
I do actually know for a fact that the American band Metallica is not, in fact, called Plasttica
The average person couldn't even name 10 comedians. Anyone with even a passing interest in standup would know Bill Hicks. The level of notoriety would be like
S tier
George Carlin
Richard Pryor
Jerry Seinfeld
Eddie Murphy
Bill Cosby
A Tier
Chris Rock
Dave Chappelle
Bill Hicks
Ron White
Louis CK
Bill Burr
Kevin Hart
And then you have all the Rogan tier comics who have blown up in the past decade and are probably more well known than most of the traditional stand ups at this point.
I already told you the other day to fuck off with your poser shit. Take your weeb core shit elsewhere
Not metal.
I don't have the attention span for this shit
weeb core shit
Beloved here.
youtube.com
zoomzoom
Metal.
someone recommend a movie i don't have the stomach for Anon Babble
also i'm unironically listening to natur. i am reminded of what i hate about kaevum - the clean vocals. it's so stupid do not sing in black metal, period
That shit isn't even long. Metal might not be for you go try grindcore, it fits your attention span
nice and gory, just how I like my death metal.
This is a top 3 power metal album. They had the catchiest guitar riffs until Jani left the band and all their music turned into mom rock.
youtube.com
Based
classic. the whole website treats ultraboris like some elaborate troll when the reality is his reviews are so succinct and directly address the music on an album in the most straightforward way possible.
Which review am I supposed to read? Unless you can play an instrument and analyze music beyond a surface level, your opinion just isn't valid or meaningful one way or the other. Consumers reviewing music are deluding themselves.
do you chuds have a last.fm
His reviews amount to "no riffs" or "goods riffs but not enough of them"
seems valid to me idk
Does that thumb belong to a goddamned lizard person? Anyways I'm blasting picrel. Great gutturals.
His reviews amount to "no riffs" or "goods riffs but not enough of them"
Yea last.fm
Now post yours.
Is there any manowar album with good mixing?
Can someone ID this song?
Ultraboris hasn’t been around on metalarchives for nearly twenty years
What about the master of puppets review that gave it a 0%
metal-archives.com
also "Perfect. has all the riffs"
No.
Bump
geeked listening to Bongripper
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
I'm trying to remember the name of a blog that I used to download black metal albums from. It was like MidgardsBaldr or some shit. I can't find it and it's driving me crazy.
For me it was Asmodian Coven. Eternal hails!
Good split. Empire of Tharaphita half is especially triumphant.
vocaroo.com
vocaroo.com
Metal for memorial day
I'm like, upper-middle class
I just roke up
Anyone here collect cassettes? Is the fiio worth it? Picked up a few this year at the shows I went to and I’m looking for a decent player and headphone setup
I just roke up too
do people stop talking to you for liking death metal?
no but a lot of my gay friends suddenly started to hit on me
You lads should start a Chuck Schuldiner fan club together.
AIDS and the power it holds
That's a good one.
Where my fellow Burzoomers @??
Varg killed Euronymous in self-defence.
Correct.
I'll Burz with ya.
Han som reiste is the best dungeon synth song all time.
In my bed.
Black metal preserves my virginity.
I've heard sex was overrated, but even if it wasn't I doubt it's as powerful as some good black metal.
Is there any manowar album with good mixing?
No.
Why does virgin steele have better mixing than manowar (on most albums).
Children of Bodom - Oops!… I Did It Again (Britney Spears cover)
Brings a new life to FAOD.