STAY TECH NIGGAS
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/metal/
First for Striborg.
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
New drummer has been announced... it's another guy named Spencer.
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Anyways what are you BLASTING ON THIS FINE MORNING?
Let's laugh at this line up
Some decent bands there
I'd go the third day for Priest/Scorpions/Bathory tribute
Hellfest has always been shit
t. frog
how are falling in reverse so popular
who the hell is listening to them
young adolescent girls who want an abusive bf
Metal festivals with over 20k attendees are always a mistake. They inevitably turn into a statefair with a bunch of clownsshows to serve as a metalzoo for adventure tourism.
THIS IS NOT A METAL THREAD
I REPEAT
THIS IS NOT A METAL THREAD, PLEASE LEAVE THE PREMISES TO THE DESIGNATED LOCATION MARKED ON YOUR IPHONE FIND MY LOCATION SAFESPACE
Wacken is better than this
what a shitty lineup
What happened to the drummer, anyway?
Wacken has the same problem since the late 00s, those documentaries were a mistake.
BLASTING
this is my first time listening to tomb mold and i want to see why some people hate them
I wonder what ideal /metal/ line up would look like lol
Probably just a bunch of NSBM and OSDM worship bands
any festival that has more than two stages in a shitshow
Festivals suck, closed venue shows are always better
Brutal Assault is better than both
Probably just a bunch of NSBM and OSDM worship bands
Would be better than modern generalist metal fests desu
Sadly, /meal/ posters can't seem to agree on anything
Well even the most acclaimed modern bands seem to be shit on here so I'm not sure what they want
What a great day for Kawaii Metal fans!
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send them to me
I hate how cheap this cover art looks because of the edges of the actual photo
What a great day for queer faggots
please be considerate, we don't use homophobic slurs here
Why are Emperor cassettes so overpriced? Any recommended places to buy from? I usually pick through record/thrift stores.
Thank you for standing up for us, king. I owe you :3
I just downloaded this and thought I'd downloaded some shit sketchy copy, but nah it's just that bad.
I asked about this months ago bros. Where were you guys? Anyways, I'll be there to see my favorite band and whatever else comes along.
to see my favorite band
That's worrying given the usual quality of bands on that poster.
You have a small pool of even remotely acceptable choices.
Probably just a matter of timing
I'll be there to see my favorite band
Which is?
At least, you sound like quite a devoted fan
Kakkoii
Cassettes are a con; especially the modern manufacturing process.
I consider the first wave and second wave to be very distinct sounds so I probably would not put them on the same chart if I wanted to get someone into it. They'd just be grossly out of place because they sound so wildly different from what I put in but I did make a separate chart for an easy entry point into the first wave.
what genre is the main riff of gorod - hidden genocide supposed to be fused with?
Not really
MCs over 5 bucks are a meme and is mostly a desperate attempt to open another collectors market. I'd suggest to stay out entirely.
Tapes have always been dodgy right? Why is it worse now?
I got my hands on an old cassette player so I've been looking for my favorite albums. I don't think I'll get too serious about it but they're definitely going for $15-20 a piece around here for the reissues. Thrifting has been cool though, I'd make a mixtape for /metal/ and get laughed at.
I think MC's now are just cool looking trinkets while you just listen to the digital download
What do you sonsider good lol
Blood Fire Death is a strange choice for 1st wave since that's when Quorthon started to change his sound. Any of the albums released before it would be a better choice imo. I guess you were going for stuff that influenced the 2nd wave? Great chart though; all good albums.
I don't know who buys casettes, they are less practical than CDs and don't have nice cover art and sound like vinyls
Back in the day MC was just the cheapest thing to record and release on. That's why you have so many "legendary" demo tapes. But that's not true anymore, you have to go out of your way to release on MC and is mostly for limited meme runs and novelty. See in the case of emperor, most of these tapes are probably from the MC boxset, that you could get at 50% off at some points who got bought out, ripped into pieces and sold seperately to spin a profit. It's alrdy fucked before it even began. But getting some 80s thrash from the thriftstore is allright. But the question is, didn't some tards alrdy buy them clean to gamble like it was for LPs and vidya.
Missing Merciless - The Awakening
Blasting this masterpiece every day
New album soon, also preparing for his show next month
Saddest new shill campaign
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Good morning, saars
this is an indonesian brutal death band. but it's the best kind of brutal death. BELIEVE IT OR NOT slam riffs are less than 10% of the total riffing. these guys are really into lots of notes disgorge style, but this shit sounds way better than disgorge. it's kind of amazing that musicians out there can actually remember how to play this shit.
despite the cover this is also pretty raw which I think is a good thing for this style
Oh FUCK no, why does this actually sound GOOD!? It's over, I'm becoming a diapershitter...
SEAsian brutal death metal
lots of notes Disgorge style
I am LISTENING
I've never been at a show in my life
Based, concerts fucking suck
Why are black metal chuds like this?
Too scared to leave their dungeon (mom's basement).
bm shows don't exist
rent free
I like this style, it makes for great live shows, but the lack of variety in vocal styles is boring to listen to regularly
Why would you pay loads of money to hear inferior versions of songs you like while surrounded by a crowd of sweaty smelly yelling retards
BM shows exist but are rare, the bands barely ever tour, and the audience members refuse to party or mosh or do anything besides stand still. It's almost as if they are a bunch of insecure dweebs who rarely leave the basement.
audience members refuse to party or mosh or do anything besides stand still
As all audiences at all concerts should
If you want to "mosh", go and join a football fan club and fight it out in the streets with other subhumans
diapershitting opinion
Joke's on you, no diapers here, I shit my pants like a real man
because not all of us are autistic friendless losers like (You)
maybe true but i enjoy how ruthless the constant vocals are. definitely there could be more sounds though
Tapes have always been dodgy right? Why is it worse now?
Originally, tapes were all dubbed from a mother tape. Meaning there was at least another step from the analog master. And multiple mother tapes would have to be created. Each generation degrades the audio; details are lost.
Today, the tapes are simply dubbed from a digital source. At this point, you may as well buy blank tapes and dub your own CDs. When the tape wears out, dub it again.
I used to copy my vinyl to tape, adding singles and compilation tracks to albums, for portability, convenience and preservation. But that can all be done digitally today, achieving better results.
For the record: I've always preferred vinyl.
Nice, which Disgorge though? US, Mexico, Netherlands, Sweden, Norway, Germany or Argentina?
Guess I forgot about this band. Thanks for giving me an excuse to boot Bulldozer though, I never really liked them.
CD>Vinyl>Digital>8 track>MiniDisc>Floppy Disk>C*ssette
US Disgorge is the only Disgorge worth listening to.
Moshing is approaching 50 years old.
Nothing you zoomers do is modern, except collective transitioning, for which you will need a diaper sooner than you think.
If a band doesn't sound better live then it's a shitty band
So you despise your own generation's traditions while also hating the younger ones? Pick a struggle, gramps
archspire
better than mortician
I LOVE DEVIL'S DANCE BY METALLICA
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So you despise your own generation's traditions
Where does my post imply that?
Hopefully you end up like the Bjork stalker. And soon.
:(
Assuming you're the person I've been talking to who hates moshing, not a random person chiming in with unwarranted opinions
he's worse than the Warning schizo
I'm actually surprised that there hasn't been a modern equivalent to an hero on a 4k livestream yet
For me it's Laserdiscs.
like the Bjork stalker
QRD?
No I'm not c'mon now
Swing. The outro is straight-up gypsy swing.
amogus
Oh shit, I hope I didn't summon Negru
rare
Not really. And often still cheap. I wouldn't go to the artfag ones with the standing crowds but if that's your thing.
Assuming
There you go.
This one may look less sus, but "D hole" is way more fun to say than "oval hole"
whats the most racist metal album you know of
awesome
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i want to see why some people hate them
They're an Incantation clone.
Beloved here.
and you can still play sus chords on it
bazogus
Wrong
I will refrain from laughing at Hellfest as they always deliver a plethora of excellent live performance videos from the event
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plenty of other clone bands don't get hated on
most of these tapes are probably from the MC boxset
That explains why they were exorbitantly priced, pretty dumb. Guess I'll try dubbing my own from the vinyls.
What kind of setup did you run? I'm primarily a vinyl collector but really don't listen to them regularly given how inconvenient it is. Would be cool to dub them onto tapes for fun if you don't mind giving some pointers! I'm just having fun with analog for the most part.
kino industrial metal
You did watch the new Moa music video, right? It's very metal
We all did, and we all loved it.
sweaty smelly yelling retard
yep, that's me
Debunk this, you can't.
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They're extremely blatant about it. You're only considered a clone if you don't bring anything new to the table and that's why they are so shitty.
open video
see a dysgenic mongrel
close video
jesus negro at least post good power metal
t. non-metal poser
Has a metal album cover ever got an audible reaction out of you the first time you saw it? Chuckled at this slam cover.
I did.
Based Negru posting one of the best song ever
I've always liked you
Impaled and Exhumed are blatant carcass clones and people love them.
gayanus is not good
...yet people praise Fluids and that aussie grind band with the foids on their covers whose name I can never remember and they sound exactly like insect warfare but without the good riffs
your screen might be too reflective
Early Carcass is so good, that we praise Carcass clones for giving us more of what we want. Always listen to Carcass clones.
You should pick a better diaper band to latch onto
NSBM reigns supreme
'nu' Psycroptic single btw
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That's not the point. Their riffs are original. Tomb Mold isn't.
Neoclassical Power Metal
Kek, based.
Ultra faggot
Based Negru
Sunn O))), Sex Pistols, Pentagram, Bathory, Judas Priest
rest looks pretty mid
You forgot Alcest and Knocked Loose
So Tomb Mold is blatant plagiarism?
No, but I try to.
hexecutor
we desperately need that band here
We love hardcore here
cosmokramer
Jute Gyte is playing wtf
What concert had the best lineup?
you were born too late to attend this show
Bolt Thrower > Napalm Death > Carcass > Morbid Angel
Originally I used a turntable with inbuilt dual tape decks. Some systems will capture your EQ or volume setting; others (mine) made a flat transfer, which is preferable.
By hand, spool the tape to just before the leader ends, and insert in the deck. This way, you won't clip the beginning of the music, nor capture the clunk of the 'record' button, when pressed. Engage 'record' (or 'record/play', depending on your system) after setting the needle on the vinyl, to avoid capturing that sound (some people like having the sound).
Depending on your tape deck, you would need to compare results between 'pause' or 'stop' at the end of the side, to avoid or limit unwanted sounds. For the second side, depending on the tape length, you will be engaging 'record' directly on the tape (unlike the start, which was on leader) and, again, you'll need to compare results between 'record' or unpausing 'record' (or 'record/play').
If the decibels of each side, or mixed sources, differs greatly, you'll hear it, and can't fix it unless your deck captures volume settings.
Those were different times.
born just in time to watch it on youtube
probably something like monsters of rock form the 80s
Think grindcore posers are better than real death metal
Go start your core thread faggot
Yes we do. If you like Turmoil you might like this band Liberate from Long Island. They shows play with Evil Ways.
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Deathgrind smooooookes boring old deathrash any day of the week, grandpa
Both are cringe and shit
Babymetal is the one that especially hurts, I used to love them back in the days when they released their first album, but when was the last time they even delivered something decent?
Also, I have a fun way to recognize gay and retarded Nip music without even listening to it, you just have to search for a music video on jewtube, and read the comment section. If it's all English speaking Reddit escapees, you can be sure it's gay and retarded tripe. For whatever reason, what Nipland makes for exportation is shit, while they still release great stuff for the domestic market
play shows* kek
I'm a dyslexic retard apparently
I'm not blasting anything right now desu.
Then you must perish.
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You might notice that Incantation uses tremolo picked, chromatic power chords and tritone intervals and they never stay put on the same tonic. In this song the riffs move from the third fret to the open fret, another one on the fourth and some on the sixth which brings out the atonality. Really solid work.
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Tomb Mold, on the other hand, are anchored on the same tonic on the third fret and they throw in some random scale riffs and imitate Incantation's open single notes that are being held out. It's superficial wankery that mimics actual songwriting.
"uhm acswksually thisth band isth not good becausth of the triton-"
shut up faggot nerd lmao. i only judge music by one thing: does it sound good or not?
Super helpful, thank you. Do you mind if I email you while I troubleshoot the process? I'm very new to cassettes so I'm sure I'll screw up something.
Farewell /metal/
You're not entirely wrong, but bits of music theory are always appreciated
Yeah, I'm thinking it's better than DMDS.
First time listening to Ulcerate
daily reminder that...fuck I forgot it
If you eliminate all the experimental tracks and replace them with wolf lair abyss tracks it's a 10/10
why are varg meems so funny bros
Smokes cock that is. Kys zoomie poser
The only metal album ever made.
who was that faggot that always shilled that album?
He's funny no matter how you slice it. I played my fav burzum album for someone yesterday and they asked why it sounds like autistic crying.
If blast beats give you a heart attack, I suppose repetitive thrash slop is what you consider the peak of music. Enjoy it gramps
Revisiting this for the first time in a while. All those classic Varg videos are coming back to me.
natur, kultur, ultra... the list goes on
I played my fav burzum album for someone yesterday
I listen to bm and dm so I don't know why you think I don't enjoy blast beats. Why do you core kiddies think you are so hard lmao
WLA is unironically their best work. don't (You) me
that would be the norsecuck
cat randomly stepping on the piano in the background
Lmao. Who said black metal can't be funny?
g-g-grindcore i-isn't metal!!!!
he muttered for the 495th time as yet another grindcore band was permanently added to Encyclopaedia Metallum, causing irreparable damage to his mental state and another soiled diaper
that babymetal is metal
Volbeat: I was digging deep into satanism
Lol
Lmao even
Varg is a genius
*that babymetal is pedo
Christ, "metal" "journalists" may be worse than games "journalists" these days.
Maybe the main guy feels guilty for his Dominus days.
J-Dog constantly wanks about how if you don't like Deicide you don't like death metal but I've never seen a death metal fan who doesn't like Deicide. Even just "people who listen to death metal" like Anthony Fantano like Deicide. Where is this mythical death metal fan that doesn't like Deicide? I think techdeath absolutely mogs the meathead stuff and I still like Deicide.
That baldcuckoldry is hated here.
I like it a lot but also, like, bruh.
Also for me it's Lunar Poetry.
i like death metal but do not like decide. they're like cannibal corpse: so commodified that they're basically what a normie thinks of when they think of metal. they're only famous because they were there at the beginning. there are many many other better bands.
Correct.
QRD on Chuck Schuldiner?
Aids
Based theoryfag
The Tomb Mold track is okay by itself but in comparison it is a clearly inferior imitation. A lot of these nu-OSDM bands try too hard to directly emulate another band's sound
Scavenger of Human Semen
Lack of Cum (prehension)
Wrote a song called Bite The Pillow, but was forced to change it to Bite The Pain.
He did bite the pillow once too often and died of AIDS.
Cope core faggot
Cope core faggot
speaking of Chuck (straight genius btw) is there someone that can play bass for the Crystal Mountain cover im doing? And possibly drums?
I was demoing my new vinyl setup bro
my favorite bands are white ward and mgla
you're not funny
guarantee this fag likes blood incantation
My demo is coming out TOMORROW
It's gonna be the best release of 2025. I can feel it.
the two Obituary logos made me think the rest would Obituary too, desu I'm a little disappointed they weren't
Incorrect
Saw Eyehategod for the third time today
I love them so much
This, but mirrored (unironically)
NEW GOOD OLD BAD
thoughts on lar ulrich?
I don't listen to any of those lmao. Keep coping with your trans right cuck core
can't go one thread without mentioning trannies
Why do these people ALWAYS out themselves??
Whats the best last days of humanity album?
You can't go a day without spamming your faggot music here so I wouldn't be talking. not metal
lare urlik gay, worse drummer in world
We are about 2 posts away from his rant about black dicks
i like plenty of osdm bands. deicide is not one of them
No one has 'spammed' music in this thread, you just got pissy and indignant when I had a different opinion than you. Dilate.
Why does everyone keep saying he died of cancer?
he'll be trooning out in under 2 years time guaranteed
Why do you keep asking this, Marshall (not Matthew)?
All these bands are shit, thank God
It's just a drum track, man.
Inconsistent gravity blasts, Archspire is dead
Other than bolt thrower they all only have one good album
All of those bands combined don't have one album's worth of good music
Bolt Thrower has 1 song idea
Haha funny posts guys! We love a good trolling, but don't forget that we all love and respect Bolt Thrower in this thread.
Bore Snorer is hated here
Bolt Thrower? More like Throat Blower lmao xdddddddddd
They're so overproduced they can just make it sounds however they want.
BOLT THROWER SUCK
at making bad songs
What genre?
What are your favorite bands
I want to listen to anon's demo
CORRECT.
the one listed on metallum
I wish I knew more about theory so I can describe why I actually like albums
fuck you
Indeed.
Which was the best experience you've had meeting a known musician?
Do Veilburner have any bad albums?
can't really say. i've just had normal interactions with many members of bands i like. i'll usually just buy them a beer or something.
Tech death abour reptilians
Hope you like it
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Find out and report back to us
anyone watch kirawasareactor?
first listened to slayer through that
reign of blood or whatever
sounds great
He will always be known as the trumpeter of mid albums
He was too high IQ for this general
Kaevum AOTY
Correct. The competition is over
yes saars very good album ultra is number 1
David Gold's death was intentional. How could anyone believe otherwise? The lyrics, the walking along a snowy highway alone... the man was clearly suicidal
Perhaps the finest Black Metal album to ever come out of Belgium
This mental patient literally watches this thread every hour he is awake just looking for a few keywords to respond to.
And you wait around just to reply to him
autistically spam the same album in every thread for years
get mad when someone decides to retaliate with the same persistence
LOL get a taste of your own medicine faggot
David Gold
jewish?
Even worse, Canadian
I like Kamping as much as anyone else, but it's silly to discount plenty of Enthroned albums.
it's ALWAYS like that too. it's like they're mad that they're no longer the most mentally ill person present
cool? u forgot seven churches though
yes, that's the way jidf operate
Who the hell are you guys even talking about
Why are you replying to yourself again, lass?
Remember this post of yours?
desuarchive.org
2023
And you really think this person is still here and posting? Take your meds.
The absolute state of you, faggot.
People who can’t appreciate dissonant metal like Jute Gyte or violent, psychologically dense anime like Texhnolyze or Angel’s Egg aren’t just artistically stunted—they’re spiritually unevolved. This isn’t gatekeeping, it’s truth-keeping. We’re talking about mediums that reject aesthetic comfort and instead confront the listener or viewer with raw ontological horror, existential recursion, and tonal fragmentation.
Jute Gyte’s work is not "music" in the conventional sense—it's an epistemic assault, a microtonal scream into the void of post-human entropy. His compositions are blackened palimpsests layered with philosophical despair and mathematical detonation. If you listen and feel "nothing," congratulations—you’re the intended target. The music isn’t failing to connect, it’s actively repelling the normalmongrel.
Likewise, shows like Berserk (1997, not the grotesque CGI abomination) or Ergo Proxy don’t exist to entertain—they exist to disqualify. They are metaphysical tests masquerading as media. If your reaction is boredom or confusion, it’s not because they lack substance. It’s because you do.
Most people are drones—automatons fed on algorithmic slop, dopamine addicts incapable of parsing nuance unless it’s spoon-fed in pastel colors and quippy dialogue. Meanwhile, the intellectual elite operate on a higher sensory plane, decoding dissonance and violence as sacred symbols in the postmodern wasteland.
You can’t talk to a fish about the sky. And you can’t explain Jute Gyte to a Spotify-core casual with the media diet of a toddler. Some art is not made for the masses. Some art is made to separate gods from cattle.
I accept your concession.
anyone posting 18 months ago is long gone, so that can't be me
I always just assumed they were Swedish or something kek
II just listened to Jute Gyte for the first time after seeing you shill it here for god knows how long
As expected, it is absolute ass
Metal is inherently communist.
Why were there no metal bands in the USSR or Czechoslovakia or Yugoslavia then
Communism banned Metal; Metallica smashed communism.
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remembering/digging up posts from years ago because they made you seethe so hard
Yeah...you lost this exchange lol
Jute Gyte
Was blasting Dol Guldr earlier. Seems I've gotten into the annual Summoning binge.
Beloved here.
larping as h**tor
uber cringe
based. for me it's weekly
You have 0 self-awareness
We love that past-time here.
Used to be daily for me just a few years ago. Since then my love for With Doom has only risen while Stronghold is slowly becoming my least favorite of the bunch. Great band no matter what though.
NEW
It's not a larp.