Metal funny jokes edition
/metal/
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
image
Not metal.
damn the jannies have been going HARD on when new threads are created the past couple weeks
Who is this guy? They post him over on brit but they're too retarded to answer a question.
BLASTING?
Thank you simpsister
Actually I deleted the thread myself LOL
It's the kpop poster. Grim.
I'm a dude and not a simp but women do simp for me, correct
no you didn't, it was too old
5:53
6:22
Nope!
yes it was you buffoon. the thread was 28 minutes old at time of deletion. i still have it up. this is such a weird thing to lie about lmao
BLASTENING?
watched the xasthur doc
Is this what the world thinks of bm artists and listeners? I can not be associated with this.
Is this metal? I'm gay if that helps.
You can't delete an OP post anyway, unless they changed things
Paranoid schizophrenics on the ropes again
man, ZZ Top had some good songs, but they also had some incredibly gay ones like this one
Should I keep it a secret then? Sometimes when I listen to gay songs like that my hips start thrusting and my bum starts busting.
I accidentally made a thread on the wrong board a while back and couldn't delete it when I realized. Then got banned for off-topic, lol that's how they like to do things.
QRD on Chuck Schuldiner?
Open Casket is his best song
MY HIPS ARE THRUSTING
You know you could make a thread on this board and try to delete it or continue to think I'm gaslighting the schizos here
You are paranoid
FUCK I LOVE TYLER LARSEN TOO. I actually dress like this guy
Control Denied wasn't very good
A Mexican DJ in LA
So like we all know, Polyphia is getting ready to drop a new album and I'm hoping Tim Hensen wears a g string bikini in one of the music vids for the record, where you can see his beautiful Link body. Thoughts?
He did porn recently
Can he self suck?
On-topic metal discussion
Remember when he ripped off the riff from Phantom of the Opera for his song Flattening of Emotions?
Real blasting.
The zoomer Peter Steele
Them's fightin words
with none of the manliness or swagger
From which perspective lol
Peter Steele is gonna come back from the grave and fuck you in the ass with his 10" ghost cock
I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING SOMEONE EEEEELLSE
(HE KNOWS YOU'RE FUCKING SOMEONE ELLLLLSE!)
About J-Dawg.
Doesn't make him less entertaining
HEIL JDAWG
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average tish fan in 2025
now let's see the bug without its makeup
I'm not falling for the psyop. USBM is actually great.
Trans related picrel.
You are dismissed.
Life Metal
Correct!
french black metal reigns supreme
I don't need a psyop. I know USBM is actually shit and always has been.
I love this AN album in particular so much.
I am albino.
I am albino
Hero
Such fucking garbage, Matthew. Sort yourself out.
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A few weeks ago I was at the dentist and as I was getting my cavity filled I was listening to Life Metal by Sunn O))) on my cans. At once point my dentist asked me what I was listening to and I just froze because I didn't know how to explain it so I just blurted out, "uh, metal"and he was like "oh ok" and I died a little inside lol.
/metal/ more like /dead/
Morbid Angel
If I saw you walking on the street, would I know you were /metal/ just from seeing you?
sometimes i listen to them just to fuck with my neighbour
You wish to see me?
Love this album
He doesn't listen to USBM
Sad!
implying people here leave the house or do anything
tbf I was somewhat averse to regular metal since I started off listening to grindcore and Death Metal. Dawg is like that kid but even more autistic.
I am enjoying this.
Bongripper
Belzebong
Bongzilla
Weedeater
Electric Wizard
Sleep
All good bands with solid discographies.
Sunn O)))
Yeah I'm fat as fuck
Yes, heil.
Have you taken your dose of Earth 2 yet today?
sure thing psyoperator
His name is in the image
Hell yeah brother!
Keep coping tranny. USBM is poser shit and high estrogen
everyday
Lmao
Demoncy, Judas Iscariot, the list goes on...
BM is poser shit and high estrogen
Correct.
stop making fun of my music
The norsekiddie shits and pisses himself upon hearing picrel
Core is not metal
Metalcore
Grindcore
Sludge metal
Mathcore
Not metal and never will be. Posers fuck off
Sludge metal = metal
I need to start listening to more Brazilian metal
when does one stop though
after like the surface level entry points all stoner doom metal begins to sound exactly the same
i need to hop to ne wplaces
why been getting into extremer stuff recently
and like
crust punk sludge
dystopia
what about king gizzard of the wizard lizard
That's a dissoshit though
Grand Belial's Key
What does this woman have to do with grand belial's key?
There's something wrong with her face
Sounds good to me, therefore it's metal.
GBK hate Jews for the beauty of their women.
Lizard person
This is super filthy sounding.
CORRECT.
No you poser.
Expound on the concept of 'jewmetal'
I need some titcow metal
Jerk off on one of the porn boards then come back here.
Getting drunk and some pissgrave pair perfectly together. Loudest band. Filthiest sound. Perfect raw dm
metalcore
mathcore
Not metal
grindcore
sludge metal
Patrician metal
grindrcore is homopunk
Marty likes Polyphia he's down with the soulful metal music they make.
please tell me its a boy
Correct
As a gay man, pissgrave is my favorite band of all time and they really speak to me and my bf when we listen together on trips to Pride or the gay dungeon bar
Pissgrave is mid and will never be AOTY
Pissgrave is masculine and good. If you're trying to feel like a fucked up orc who's always raping people they're the perfect band
Odd because malignant worthlessness is easily the album of the year this year and nothing has came close to capturing its aggression, disgusting atmosphere, and neck breaking riffs
Wouldn't take much to beat it out, there hasn't been much in that realm released this year so far. This album from last year easily beats it.
Also fuck off janny.
Janny has a tight ass, I've heard from reliable sources.
After listening to the first song, i like it. But i don't like the vocals as much as pissgrave and the riffs are power chord slop
neat
Was it metalcore or thrash?
Yes.
The greatest metal music album of all time. I own this on CD, vinyl, cassette tape, 8 track tape, iTunes, Google Play, and the Neuralink brain chip in my head.
I think this is their best album
Weird to hear that coming from Marty, since his solo-project is about as boring as it gets
grindcore
metal
grindcore was born from crust, hardcore and etc. punk so its not metal anyway
You guys ARE blasting, right?
Just got back from Dragged into sunlight. Amazing show and thank god I don't have epilepsy. Not much of a pit going on sadly but thats canada I guess. Though the Deafheaven concert last month had a great pit. Glassing was a great opener too. Go see DIS this tour if you can.
For me, it's Vol. 4.