/metal/

Aryan norsecore woman edition

she is a gook

Old thread

metal general

hates 90 of metal except for death black and some thrash

BLASTING

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Name better metal albums from the 00s

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That is just how Finnish people look like

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

And destruction upon the holy man

Who hails a jew

Kino

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The Mantle > Ashes

The White > both

Is she aroused? What do you s'pose her love duration is?

Why do I all of a sudden taste lavender if I haven't ate or drank anything for long enough?

if you have to ask...

mental asylum or local jail probably

yejibros...

fool

You're a poofter.

how do you know she's married?

I abstain from homosexual activities though

Are you a really heavy sleeper?

Immolation - Close to a World Below

Perhaps

Why does Dave Mustaine look like a fucking ghoul? He's only 60 years old.

Alcoholism

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

Why are you still here?

He looks like spent the last few years living in Chernobyl.

Because unlike you I listen to metal

63* years old.

why does she look disappointed?

Which band and influence would you rather delete from the world, Dream Theater or Meshuggah?

Meshuggah

Can I cheat and pick Gojira?

Who did Gojira influence?

Trivia

Daughter of Matt Beeuwsaert, former professional Belgian/American basketball player.

Baskin Roberts trust fund black metal band

I'd say chuggashit as a whole

meshuggah. without them, djent doesn't exist. DT is annoying but they're just harmless power metal.

I don't like metal music, it's too heavy, the screaming and instruments hurt my ears :( Recommend me some metal for a person like me.

harmless power metal

Symphony X are way closer to power metal than DT

Meshuggah, Slayer and Fear Factory already did that

Married to Sam Osborne, Nephew of Melvin's guitarist/vocalist Buzz Osborne

Rancid dyke cunt. Fuck off.

you'd be ok with her if she was hetero?

Her face looks like shit.

You have a fucking containment thread.
Why the fuck can't you stay there

Same reason Kpoopers feel compelled to post their shit everywhere: profound mental illness.

:(

I literally do, but Linkin Park is (nu)/metal/

Don’t yell at Matthew like that

linkin park is not metal

It’s almost as if shitposters stick around longer when dumb anons keep feeding them (you)s instead of ignoring them.

Objectively incorrect.

Linkin Park is beloved here (since it was the first exposure to metal for many of us)

someone answer this man

Sorry man, Dua Lipa or something

Correct.

What is the best Metal album from a third world country?

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who cares

Slayer - Reign in Blood

Is Thailand third world?

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American sisters, our response?

He's not wrong, LA is a third world shithole

Anything by DsO

INSPIRED BY THE MADCUNT AND MENTALPATIENT CHARTS

PRESENTING /RETARDCORE/

THE MOST BONE-HEADED, KNUCKLE-DRAGGING, UNINTELLIGENT METAL ALBUMS EVER CREATED, MADE BY AND FOR THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED

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Why did Human Jerky of all albums catch a stray here?

What is this?

Reverse image search is literally built into this website...

(it's Enkoimeterion by Wrathprayer)

Image search sucks so I often ignore it completely but thanks

reminds me of a time when Cattle Decap werent insufferable

Insufferable meaning popular?

Been blasting this a lot. A chapter of accidents is great goregrind also

I thought the bass-driven thing was gimmicky at first but it's kinda growing on me desu

Beneath the Remains

What's a good cowboy metal album, I'm going to the country next weekend

heavy trad epic-doom

look inside

it's goth rock post-punk with synths

what did they mean by this?

Cowboys from Hell

Correct

Do you guys still listen to new bands? I mostly listen to and follow bands I liked as a teen or in my early 20s

despite the funny cover its actually a solid album

This is turning out to be a phenomenal album btw

If they aren't blatant rip offs of older bands then yeah but I still mostly listen to older stuff

Yes, the hunt is what makes being a music fan fun and infinitely rewarding

Thank you RYM sloptrawler

I only get new music from /metal/ and jdawg

You're welcome, diapershitter

I will never listen to anything made by zoomers. Never.

How do I get into melodic shit? I hate it.

why would you want to get into something you hate, dumbass?

Based

Cringe

What did you listen to?
Why do you hate it?

Insufferable meaning high on their own farts pretentious

Lyrically?

Halford-Resurrection

live in the first world in easy mode

write about pain and how shitty and unfair life is

Why are whities such whiny, weak bitches? No wonder why they are all addicted to pills

Attitude-wise and musicianship-wise. Monolith of Inhumanity was great, but since that album they grew huge fucking egos nad now produce the most calculated plastic tech wank imaginable. I miss when they were a humble Carcass copy band.

Shalom

Kreator

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Have four.

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It's almost as if material things don't provide people with happiness, and centering your entire society around material gain creates hordes of comfortable but unhappy people

What's the top left album?

Themes: Esoteric, Occult, Spiritual, Right-wing politics

Definitely listening

They are all the same band

Papyrus containing the spell to preserve its possessor against attacks from he who is in the synagogue

upvote xD

What can be safely tweeted

NiYe

The Israeli flag + Heil Yidlers

Demoncy - Joined in Darkness

Killer album

Rogga Johansson

I'm going to start asking chatgpt for recs

genuinely let us know how that goes

I'm listening to Alcest right now

Am I big enough
For you

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Stop that.

Lavender taste is back, I think it's the ashwagandha I take in the mornings

gonna blast Limp Bizkit Hot Dog

why not biscuit?

dog biscuits - fuck you like an animal

LOL they're called Limp Bizkit because you know sometimes you get a bag of biscuits (probably rolls) and then one of them is all limp? Haha that's genius

are you retarded?

I just roke up

no limp bizkits here

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Ermm... krill yourself?

Dogshit post, very metal

No. You never sleep.

I only clicked on this thread now, I looked at the pic and thought it was kpop, didn't bother reading.

Entombed - Left Hand Path

my name is krull i live on the mountain and i wore a conan shirt to starbucks once and an edm hipster started talking to me it was horrible

I just got 9 hours of sleep actually, should last me for a week

metal "discussion"

Slaughter to Prevail
Sleep Token
.... time for some f*cking metal.

If I had a goddess like that as gf, I'd be her slave, and do everything she said.

Skeletonwitch freaking rips, lads.

shitty ass ukrainian metal merch didn't arrive on time, charging that shit back with my bank asap

iirc, while still in jacksonville they had a drug addict friend that said his brain felt like a limp biscuit and they ran with it

Do you like Devouring Radiant Light? I actually like it, but it seems like I'm in the minority on that one. But yes, Skeletonwitch does rip.

EVERYONE IS SOMEONE IN LA

No they're not. Be quiet

metal "discussion"

it's just me replying to myself

we know, Ratthew

Here's the full list Chatgpt gave me:
Chthe'ilist – Le Dernier Crépuscule (2016)
Portal – Vexovoid (2013)
Blood Incantation – Starspawn (2016)
Mitochondrion – Parasignosis (2011)
Ulcerate – Everything Is Fire (2009)
Dismember – Like an Ever Flowing Stream (1991)
Gorement – The Ending Quest (1994)
Obscura – Cosmogenesis (2009)
Pustulated – Opus Eponymous (2018)
Suffocation – Effigy of the Forgotten (1991)
....Looks like /metal/ is now obsolete. youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=IAnKDVhzS24

absolutely more helpful than the nitwits here

Chthe'ilist

nothing is niche about that. everyone had that on their AOTY list that year

imagine needing recs for those

All dogshit except for Ulcerate

wow chatgpt is a fucking tourist

Pustulated – Opus Eponymous (2018)

i was going to say pustulated is the one actually niche rec but opus eponymous is a fucking ghost album, what the hell happened there

Pre-2000s Dream Theater has some bangers. Removing Meshuggah removes Djent. Easy choice.
(Also it's very enjoyable to make fun of Labrie)

Jon Nodtveidt is such a sexy viking. Boyfriend material.

I look like that

Neck yourself, ugly faggot

I am albino.

You wish to see me?

I like Jon, but I'm not him.

Nta but I would make out with Tim Henson after a few mango peach White Claws!

No you're not, you're just some ugly weirdo lmfao

Is it true death metal is for faggots?

you're thinking of black metal

Yeah. It's for gays. But we love it here.

venom are great but they aren't black metal.; bathory are usually considered the first black metal band

*faggots

Poser band, plus Venom's t shirts look hot as shit and get me girls numbers

I'm metalrosexual

Louis Cachet was brutally raped in the bitterly cold winter of '94.

Sure thing schizo

They're really big with lesbian truck drivers

I've been looking for a source but am completely unable to find one for this false claim.

I was there, I saw it happen

test

Uggo

Hot

im gay

Melodeath won

Um discord?

won at sucking ass lmao

melodic death metal is ba-

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one of the worst metal albums of all time

metal show

all the metal head looking people in battle vests and shit look like sardines in a can

"normal" looking dudes really into it, head banging hard and jumping in the pit

"JYP ENTERTAINMENT"
Kpop world

cringe

Listen to Mütiilation.

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Soaring melodic lines perfectly paired with vocals that evoke a sense of abject despair and grief, yet shimmering with an undercurrent of hope and warlike determination.

Metal Archives? More like Autistic Archives.

Jute Gyte

we hate that whoreson here

does /metal/ like hoplites?

Very tranny coded

the duck looks like her HUGE dick gyadd damn. and her tits are out too

Chuck "King Sneed" Schuldiner

murder dog on the run

planet piss

Pissgrave

I'm not falling for the psyop

he doesn't know

Trash

We wholeheartedly reject dissoslop here

metal peaked decades ago and probably never will again

Completely mogs every black metal vocalist ever by a mile in your path

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for me its Holy mountain