Real metal music edition
/metal/
Blasting?
Yeah ! So we're finally discussing stratovarius, Manowar... ?
i just roke up
the only metal band shirt id ever wear is sleep token
Same but Anthrax
i really want to get an artery eruption shirt
just feel like anyone who would see that i was wearing that shirt that knew the band would instantly want to talk about them and brutal death metal
unlike some of you I really enjoy the chance to talk about metal with a stranger which is one of the reasons i wear the shirts
LOSER
ehh
i listen to black metal, but i would never wear a bm shirt
only sleep token or ghost, even though ive practically never heard a song by them
I enjoy talking about metal too ! Which one is your favorite song from the album Visions ?
i only listen to bands and albums that feature something violent or something like goats or satan and so probably will never check out that band desu
I saw a guy with a butchered at birth long sleeve at the gym the other day and i kind of wanted to talk to him but i don't know what to say
Hey dude, nice shirt. Haha just kidding that band sucks and you seem like a total LOSER
my favorite metal is either limp bizkit or cold chamber
say hey cool shirt maybe ask if you have another favorite album or start the corpsegrinder vs chris barnes convo
I'd say hey, nice shirt you metalhead loser in a sarcastic tone
Cannibal... Corpse?!? Whoa that's so frickin cool dude!
Threadly /meal/time reminder that Xoth stays on top. Just thought I’d let y’all in on what the real Lotharios think.
youtu.be
What's the Husker Du of metal?
essential listening for new metal fans. can't hate that
Yeah, on top of the garbage heap. This is fucking trash.
Post-metal shit like Neurosis, Isis, ...
Well... you seem like a 12 y.o edgy retard, in fact that's what you are, except the 12 y o part.
This is probably their closest to this, youtu.be
On top of the garbage heap that is your mom, LMAO
Incoherent reply.
Wow, this is almost as bad as the song the other guy linked. Nice.
i was mostly being facetious but i never really grew up with much heavy metal so i don't listen to a lot of that type stuff
Suffocation - Effigy of the Forgotten
Listening to that Lord Weird Slough Feg album. p. gud.
i guess that is really cool
your posts are meaningless if people keep ignoring them
Cannibal corpse is the kind of band losers like, because they're relived finally seeing people even more retard than themselves.
One ‘5’ for every member of the band that your mom rode like a sex gremlin, LOL
thats the thing i reply to myself
Yeah didn't happen but I'm sure yours would be happy to spend a night or two with me, LOL
Thank you ESL simpleton
You okay there, little guy? It’s okay - Xoth has fucked passionately and relentlessly on everyone else here for the past two years, too, LMAOOO
Yeah I'm good now that I've become aware that your mom would actually enjoy a few nights with me while we listen to Xoth lol
Autocorret, you're welcome, shit-for-brains.
Dave "The Megadiaper" Mustaine
My mom voluntarily deafened herself with heated needles since listening to Xoth. It’s sad, but she figured that everything else became background noise since 2023. I get it. Your mom is still sound-of-hearing, somehow. She must be a real /meal/ slutcubbus to not only listen to the album 5,000 times in one week, but also get her holes stretched unimaginably to every disgusting riff and solo on the album, 60x100,000 times over.
Don’t take it personally, ked.
Sounds like your mom is the one who is still sound-of-hearing, somehow. She must be a real /meal/ slutcubbus to not only listen to the album 5,000 times in one week, but also get her holes stretched unimaginably to every disgusting riff and solo on the album, 60x100,000 times over.
Seriously methhead-tier posting ngl
Much obliged
No, you are mistaken. Your mom is sound-of-hearing, and my mom will be deaf for the rest of her life :( As she and I see it, it’s for the better. Hearing becomes merely but a laborious, sensory chore after listening to Xoth - Exogalactic. Unfortunately, your mom just can’t get enough of her earholes being stuffed full of delicious, phat, virile riffage, and her holes stretched into quantum superpositions by all four members of xxxoth
Schizophrenic post
Do your shadow-work, lil nigga.
album is a banger
Pagan edition
Fuck off, Devin
pagan melodic death metal
ummmm based department? We got a contender
Yeah a contender for the losercore chart
??
i just like Girl Talk
Yeah if only you could actually talk like one lmaooo keep practicing lass
peak death. everything else is an homage
If you wanna talk to me then talk to me nicely
Man, fuck being depressed, asbestos
Schizophrenic post
explain
Just a literal methhead fantasizing about me sleeping with his mom idk
Cope.
You sure are lmao. She would enjoy a few nights with me while we listen to Xoth
I love smoking meth with some pissgrave playing
Thanks daddy
Your mother will fulfil the prophecy, anon.
I see I've walked into something. I go months between /meal/ visits so I don't always know what you trannies are up to.
Anyway, I don't care for how they included corpsegrinder covers on the EBtL rerelease because it feels like a weirdly impotent flex
She already has by producing me which will enjoy a few nights with your mom while we listen to Xoth
Yeah Cannibal Corpse discussion is more commonly found on /reddit/ no worries though
Ahh, all according to plan… At this rate, your mother will be quite the spectacle. You think that you act with free-will, but every post that you reply with just pushes the dial of destiny that little bit closer to recognising the prophecy. She will soon be ready for cummification, yess…
Do you ever get tired of pretending good = bad? Eventually you will realise that the people you fantasize about impressing can't tell the difference between metallica and burzum and that most metalheads enjoy "mainstream' bands
Schizophrenic post
Dunno about the first part but death metal = losercore
Simple as end of
Correct.
YES! WILL IT, ANON! WILL IT!!!
Kaevum - Kultur
Spacey prog-death. Quite a journey.
edgedcircleproductions.bandcamp.com
Bald Incantation
Bump
name of girl??????????????????????????????????
based
Spacey prog-death. Quite a journey.
Sabrina "Poppy" Carpenter
NSBM reigns supreme
in local gay clubs
...we listen to death metal
Correct.
W2c this tie? I'm severely obese as well but I think I could pull this look off.
This but unironically.
Listen to Life Metal.
There is only ONE Incantation and it is BLOOD
not even the best cannibal corpse album let alone death you stupid retard
SO true
boobs on cover
listening!
NOOO i must spam to bump limit! need my simp edition!
holy fuckamoley
type o negative - beatles medley
candlemass - black sabbath medley
Who are you quoting?
vapid zoomette whore wearing a rosary as a necklace
This is wrong on so many levels
Keep these bugs in the other general you subhuman scum. Kill yourself.
nazis, gooks, and schizos: the thread
time to get the bug spray
First time on /meal/?
voca.ro
what is this type of vocal called? is there any band with similar vocals like this?
every thread is like this? sorry to hear that.
Boring and too long
At The Gates, Peste Noire, Burzum
It’s nice waking up right as the schizos are passing out
The best metal genre for gooning sessions?
DSBM
Post your most listened to metal album.
Can I get a quick Anselmo update?