ITT: Anon Babble in 1992
ITT: Anon Babble in 1992
Can music POSSIBLY get better than this?
OH GOD, GRUNGE SUCKS
GIVEITAWAYGIVEITAWAYGIVEITAWAYNOW
JUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPAROUND
Crunch, crunch, crunch. Riff, riff, riff. Way harder, louder, and more metallic than Soundgarden will ever be. The price of all this power is that it's also stupider--the sound of hopeless craving. This is a heroin album, take it or leave it--"Junkhead" isn't ironic and probably isn't fictional, either. As I sit here looking at my books and degrees (well, degree) I can't help but wonder how my life would turn out if I just "open my mind" the way resident sickman Layne Staley--I mean, the narrator of the song suggests. I'll wait for my own man, thank you very much. B-
man link to the past is fire as fuck!! I love this game!! and fuck sega fags!!
any one else love this new "punk" music? I also really love this new weird alt band "L7". Pretend we're dead is fucking fire!
I want to fuck Connie Francis and Patti Page
this sounds like some literal cuckold wrote it
those ancient hags' pussies are emitting dust by now. can't we cum in/on Mariah Carey instead?
Paula Abdul would work too.
Fuck Vanilla Ice, man.
Yeah, I think his wife really does fuck other guys
Nick Cave's admirers crow about his many virtues--a rock performer who's scripted a movie and written a novel (!) They then profer such dismal examples as "I am the captain of my pain" and a scene in which he describes a whalebone corset hanging in a bordello (whalebone is very literary, you see--it was used in underwear well before Nick was born). If this is your idea of literary genius then you may be ripe for his cult. Otherwise forget it--the voice alone won't do the trick. C
HOLDYOURMOUFFORWARUSEITFORWATIT'SFOUR
Rock is dead, it used to be fun and faggots ruined it now by making everything just a bunch of smelly junkies whining how bad they smell. Now Van Halen's '79 tour, that was rock-and-roll.
this was officially the end of metal right here
SEGA DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T
Also Maiden are washed.
With Cyrus oversinging like Michael Bolton at a Perot rally, this album revolted me well before I got to its climactic title cut, about how brave guys help their fellow man by killing other men, presumably not fellow and most likely gooks or something. Only it turns out Michael Bolton was on the same side as Michael Stipe, and it also turns out that Cyrus manages a nice macho self-mockery on both his hit and the likes of "Wher'm I Gonna Live?" and "I'm So Miserable." Give him a few years of ups and downs and he could be the 21st-century Waylon Jennings. Can't wait, can you? C+
this was a guy who should have used a condom. seriously.
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
I listened to too much of that slop from that Anon Babble in 1961 thread and got acclimatized to it so I have to almost retrain my brain to listen to '90s stuff.
Nirvana but British, shit, and for virgins
The British use to be so good at Rock music, how did they fall off so badly?
Don't worry about those idiots. If their debut single is any indication they're gonna fall off the face of the earth after whatever album of theirs is gonna come out. I can't imagine them having a lengthy career of any kind.
NO YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET IT NOT THIS TIME
NEVER EVER GONNA GET IT
Pantera suck cock, metal is done. Stick a fork in it.
DON'T TELL MY ACHY BREAKY HEART
'CAUSE I DON'T THINK IT'D UNDERSTAND
i'd cum in all of Mariah Carey's holes
U2's new ZOOTV tour is insane.
What a stage. It's actually a staellite TV boardcasting/recieving station and the stage towers
are so tall it is requied to have blinking red lights so planes won't hit it.
Bon has been pranking George Bush ,
They also have been having 2 opening acts.
having 2 opening acts.
So far they have had the Pixies, Primus, Public Enemy , Primus, and The Sugarcubes as openers.
MTV did a show about it.
youtube.com
This is the show all future concerts will judged against.
some of my faves records of the year
can you believe our moms used to listen to that corny-ass 60s stuff like the Marvelettes and the Orlons? that stuff is totally wack nowadays.
Goodnight sweet prince.
92
F
KWAB
I'm sorry, but I'll take the Crue (or Ratt or Whitesnake or Warrant etc.) over turdvana and pearl scam any day
Sorry guys, I know it’s not music related, but I’m so excited about this up and coming pro wrestler who has quickly become a favorite of mine, Vinnie Vegas. Just something about this guy really gets me excited. Oh, I and I guess the new Tribe album is pretty good.
This is so fucking good holy shit
Once you've learned to distinguish them from the Stoned Tempo Pirates, the Stolen Pesto Pinenuts, the Gray Templed Prelates, Pearl Jam, Wishbone Ash, and Temple of the Dog, you may decide that they're a halfway decent hard rock act. Unfortunately, after they're done setting you up with their best power chords, you realize the type song is "Sex Type Thing" and it's attached to a rape threat. The band claims this is intended ironically, sort of like "Naked Sunday"'s sarcastic handshake with authority. But ironic critique loses its teeth when the will to sex still powers your power chords. And if that's th excuse critics as well as MTV listeners have reason to suspect, then the whole band should catch AIDS and die. C+
how about that Babes in Toyland bitch?