Alanis is absolutely mother and on this album she ate and left no crumbs
Music peaked with JLP
shut up
this is cringe
based
what is this kpop lingo
previous two Alanis albums sold literally nothing, her singles only charted in Canada
writes an album where every single song is her singing in a weird accent about how she's a crazy whore
somehow this becomes the tenth best selling album of all time (by certifiable sales) and goes #1 literally everywhere
has literally zero enduring cultural influence
this entire album defies logic
You oughta know like my name Alanis
This used to play at a restaurant I worked at.
That doesn't defy logic at all. That's unironically what men want to see. I wholeheartedly recognize that Nico probably got her weird ass proto neofolk jam band records published because she sucked some guy off too I don't doubt that.
The 1st female singed to Maverick Records (Owned by Madonna). And the first (Not Madonna) female artist released album on the Maverick label. Just a bit of trivia I learned in the 90's prior to the albums release.
Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie = complete disaster.
How do you go from a debut album bursting with bangers to consistently releasing horrid dog shit with no good songs ever again?
What's thT song thst goes "have you ever" or "did you ever" or whatever the fuck she had? That's the song I always used to hear when I was working. Listening to that and watching the fucking Loud House got me through many a shift. When I did hospital work it was golf.
It's the Avatar of albums
JLP isn't really her debut like says
Saw her live on the below tour in Las Vegas. Tori was great as always.
In May of 99, Morissette and Tori Amos announced the "5 1⁄2 Week Tour" which filled the touring void in August and September before "The Junkie Tour" re-commenced. The tour would be a joint venture, as they both co-headlined the bills
Is it that bad? I remember buying it when it came out and was very disappointed. Prob listened like 2 times and that was in 1998. I don't remember anything about it except Thank U
More like vomited and we all stunk for that year as her singles violated us with each release
Is it that bad?
yeah its pretty bad
mfw she busts out the harmonica on head over feet
why do you speak with someone else's words?+
I like the song Uninvited, it still slaps
The Morissettes are Moz's dwarf fans.
brainrot OP
Women singing about how they're skanks was new and novel at the time, it sold millions because it had never been done before - and the songs were catchy.
scaruffi gave this an 8/10. therefore it's great
How do you go from a debut album bursting with bangers to consistently releasing horrid dog shit with no good songs ever again?
Obviously used up all her talent
It's a great album. Was surprised to see the latest live videos of her (YouTube pushed them on me) and she was super energetic, running around the stage the entire show. Sounded good too.
I wish I could eat 90s Alanis.
I forgot she was in Dogma
music peaked with Rocka Rolla by Judas Priest
Alanis was just early Tori Amos for the dumber girls
Alanis said she was mostly influenced by Tori Amos and Sinead O Connor for JLP. Glen ballard said Alanis told him that she wanted to make music "like Tori Amos". This was when Tori only had her first two albums out and several of the songs sound like radio friendly Tori. They pushed that split tour on Tori. JLP was mostly great though. 'You Oughta Know' felt like a really superficial reading of a PJ Harvey song for adult contemporary radio and that was kinda cringe but the rest was really good.
I'm a feminist, but she kinda sucks. Way overrated.
You Oughta Know" was really the 1st mainstream top 10 single that just oozed venom. I mean come on. The lines:
"Will She go down on you in a theater"
And every time I scratch my nails down someone eleses backKKK I HHOOPPPE YYYOUU FEEEELLLLLL IITTTTTT. CCCAAANNN YYYOOOUUUU FFFEEELLLLL IIITTTTTTTTTTT.
That level of venom had not been heard on mainstream radio before.
Weird Al's take on You Oughta Know is pretty tasty
youtube.com
I'm also a feminist. Wanna rub dicks?
no it's an album
Success ruins artists whose creativity is powered by anger. Her only hope to keep the streak going would've been getting pump and dumped by Bob Saget.
asshole and nipple colour status?
gotta be a hint of mocha. not totally brown.
Do you think she bleaches her asshole?
no fucking way. thought about it after a publicist brought it up maybe...but her asshole is hairy and taut and smells like stale tim hortons donuts and is the colour of a tim hortons double double.
you know when you are totally relaxed spooning a woman sniffing her hair and you suddenly feel her asshole expand and let out a cute hot pffft into your cock i bet Alanis's asshole keeps puckering like a blubbering feminist and the cute pfft sounds like those goofy retarded FAS moans she calls singing.
kek
Music doesn’t really need to have cultural influence as much as it just needs to hold up and generally bang.